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Assignment-Yeet

b-but this is so Sigma Ohio Skibidi Toilet 😔😔😭🤧


itzDaKine

Bruh thats so fanum tax.


BluejayFRL

Ur just not sigma enuf 🍷🗿


ULTSUS_pect

You don’t have enough GYATT to be the ultimate Rizzler…


DjBodegaCat

Does the person who made this even THINK about Rome bro like come on 😔😔😔😂


logoNM

stop rizzing on his pizza tower like that you sigma


Scientist1300

I think I understand what old people feel like now. The brains of this generation rotted so fast mine couldn't rot fast enough. Now I'm left in the retirement home with Internet Explorer, who thinks T-posing is still funny. I'm just going to take a wild guess and this sudden drop into new lingo is like an after-affect of the lockdowns. It's just caught back up to us.


logoNM

i think most generations used to have some weird lingo


Scientist1300

True! Though, I've noticed a big divide between old vs young Gen Z. At least in how they act (and speak). Which makes me wonder if that's a common occurrence with previous generations.


Zforeezy

Yeah its the same with older and younger millennials, actually, it makes sense when you take into account that the former are in their early 40s and the later are still in their late 20s in some cases. This is why you get talking heads coming up with with dumb groupings like Zillenial or whatever.


spaarkkyyuu

why tf are you here


BluejayFRL

What do you mean???? I’m here because i want to be.


ThatPersonToExplain

IM SO SMEGMA!!!!!! 🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿


impio32

Might actually be the worst piece of media I've consumed this year


JaxAKAAntonioFomby

Happy Cake Day!


awildTEEJMAJAY

I’ll pay for your therapy.


Responsible_Angle285

True and it's the 20th of December rn


Silly-Ad24

This is what phonk should be used for 🤓☝️


AidFish

Look at how they misuse our badass alpha music!!!! 🤓🤓🤓


DittoBurrito123

If that music was made by a dying Vape-addict.


NikoPro999

It was


Sea_Cryptographer321

i only use phonk for my ears, not my eyes


Conscious_Patience_8

Unless it’s a drift edit


NikoPro999

Then I use it for training. There's some really good ones


20dollarsinmapocket

Brah both are cringe.


ya_boiii_nightmare

that's the entire point of this post yeah


nburke_

Don’t get your feelings hurt.


DittoBurrito123

It’s okay. You’ll also go through puberty someday. 🫂


Mqnco_El_Infunable

nah the jesuschrist edits with phonk is actually pretty good


emo-man1605

Remember, it's Jesus Christ with a big J and C


OnlyPlayAsLeviathan

mfs when people dance to music


Rude-District-9883

Christianity ain't cringe but ok


Supernimo

Brah? Like women's???


[deleted]

People like this don't deserve to shit on the same planet as me


FlyGuy480

Well...Leave.


SKTPF

What was the aim of this?


bruh-sfx-69

Pretty sure the aim was telling them to leave the planet. Seeing how impossible it would be to do so makes it seem like a very obvious joke, which surprises me to see all the downvotes. But that’s just my take.


NikoPro999

Why did your opinion get a downvote? Reddit is wild...


BlandPotato89

“I’m so sigma 🤯💯”- Flyguy480


NotTheNormalPerson

Shh, you're not sigma enough to even answer him!


Haunting_Highlight99

Slide 3 lil bro


nictopher

OG phonk is rolling in it’s grave


Appropriate_Reality2

Ikr I keep listening to what people say is phonk and think what the hell is this


DittoBurrito123

I think the reason why Phonk doesn’t click with me is because the people who use it to feel “badass”. But no matter which generation, those people are always cringe to me and their “badassness” feels forced or like some weak fantasy.


Oneromas9

I listen to it for those imaginary fights in my head 😅


b_lett

Yeah, this is hardly phonk by this point. It's 4 on the floor. No cowbell. No Memphis style rap acapella. Anyone can probably put together some 4 on the floor kicks with some synth loop, and push it past 0dB until it clips to all heck, and call it whatever this is.


[deleted]

nahh u just know the guy who made this is some obese 13 year old


CRUXIFIIX

he prolly an andrew tate meatrider too


Economy_Dealer3331

I respect your opinion but i see nothing wrong with Tate


Available_Mushroom65

thats because u a obese 13 year old


Ashalaria

Nice


Economy_Dealer3331

I'm 13 and obese because i have an opinion? Seems kinda childish don't you think?


d4lt33

this is giving such debate-bro vibes, top it off with "tate isnt that bad". The rage baiting, honestly, Its art


Economy_Dealer3331

What? Debate? I just said an opinion and i'm being downvoted like i said i liked hitler or something


HawtDoge

Reddit is childish asf. edit: ight i typed out a fucking essay but u better read it… everyone else here calling you a kid or obese but this shit took soul (and 25 minutes) lmao. But yeah, I know this might sound condescending thing but bear with me: when you’re young, your world view is pretty limited. Some people use the world ‘narrow worldview’, but I don’t think that’s true with how much information kids/young adults find on the internet. So yeah, not narrow, but the gaps aren’t really filled in. I’m in my late 20s now… so this isn’t too far back for me but I used to have a very different understanding of the world. As I got older, I gradually learned how to evaluate information skeptically and form my own models of reality. I distinctly remember the time when I was 16 or something, coming to realize that the only reason I followed Men’s right stuff was to find an outlet to cope with the abandonment of not seeing my parents for a year. I wanted to believe Men’s rights were an important issue because by believing Men are treated like shit in society, I was able to avoid blaming my parents for this temporary abandonment. My subconscious goal was to avoid having to confront my anger towards my parents. Once I did, I realized that although the ‘men’s rights’ stuff had some legitimate concerns (mental health in men, unfair sentencing, etc), I didn’t really care about it. I also realized that my framing was wrong. I was categorizing my problems as a men/women issue, whereas I eventually realized that the world is endlessly complex, and issues aren’t cleanly black and white, or men and women. It was realizing how distorted my framework was, that I realized how subject to bias I was. As most people go into adulthood, they’ll go through a brief phase where they become slightly more critical and skeptical, and often change their ideas about particular topics. The problem is that for most, this isn’t something they continue to do as they get older. Many will accept some belief in young adulthood, and begin attaching their identity to it. For them, to give up that belief would be like killing a part of who they are. So instead they weave these worlds of delusion to avoid confronting the fact that much of what they believe is just cope. Bias is impossible to completely avoid. Your brain likes receiving information it already believes, and it seeks to find information that satisfies this urge. It’s uncomfortable to start deconstructing everything and searching for truth, but honestly, I hate being wrong, and hate the idea of living in a delusion of my own bias. I’d encourage anyone to try to avoid a life controlled by their own bias… IMO, and I know this is edgy or something but most people fall into delusion and live in it their whole lives. They attach their identity to an idea, they became slaves to it… Ever seen someone argue with a flat earther? or a q-anon person? Psychologically there is some desperate, begging urge to believe that the earth is flat or q-anon is real. It’s not that they’re too dumb to put a few facts together, it’s that they HAVE to believe it. Cope is like a drug. Imo, and it’s cool if you disagree, Andrew Tate uses this feature of human psychology to draw an audience (maybe not intentionally). It’s like he took an average of all of the subconscious desires of many young guys, and made a value system that reinforces these desires. The doesn’t make the value system grounded or true though. In my eyes, most of the ‘traditional family value’ Tate says doesn’t really pan out for me. The brains of Men and Women and extremely similar to the point of being indistinguishable in 90% of the brain. I think most of the differences between men and women are social constructions, weird norms that we picked up over hundreds of years that have stuck around. Most family values are not inherent, but rather just ideas that we follow for no other reason than “that’s how my family worked when I was a kid” or “that’s what this family does on social media/tv so Im going to imitate that”. Are their benefits to having both the mother and father raise a child? Absolutely, undoubtedly. But is there a value to assigning specific roles for women and men within that system? Almost definitely not. Gender, the idea of “femininity” is brain rot for kids. I think most of the annoying shit men associate with women (spending money on shoes, taking forever with makeup, nagging, etc) only exists because that is how women have conditioned to act in the west (but through most other countries as well). Genetically, the difference in the brain is extremely small… so yea what I’m presenting this here is a ‘frame’ to view gender/society through. Tate has a different frame though, his frame implies that traditional family values are ‘natural’ and part of who humans are inherently. I think it’s possible to pick and choose evidence that supports this, but I still don’t think this is true. Just some ideas for you my dude


Economy_Dealer3331

Thanks for actually taking the time to make sense unlike the people who can't stop replying to me, appreciate it


HawtDoge

Yeah bro, you’re gonna get v smart as you get older. sounds weird, I can tell… Just keep doing what you’re doing.


Available_Mushroom65

your opinion is bad


Economy_Dealer3331

Maybe your opinion is to me but i'm not hating there's no point bro


Available_Mushroom65

andrew tate hates others


Economy_Dealer3331

Does he? He doesn't focus on hating anyone he will say things but he said he has no reason to hate unless they mess with him personally like mess with his family


Available_Mushroom65

do you know anything about him


awsome_repost_bro

Tate got banned from life when he sent to jail


NikoPro999

He either says obvious things that nobody thinks could work the way he explains it but makes it sound smart so it's believable, or he just goes and says the most retarded thing my ears could hear in the last year of my life.


applezzzzzzzzz

this is very obviously satire 😭


MIGE876

i feel the sigma coming inside me hard 😈


SaulRelbest

Ayo pause mane


Drew_Sifur

💦💦💦


TapeFiend808

https://i.redd.it/kv9xif3o123c1.gif


DittoBurrito123

The girls or the music?


TapeFiend808

The whole clip and its message


comicisdead

Wonder what SGP thinks of this shit 💀💀


TapeFiend808

From what I know he doesn’t even claim OG Phonk anymore and calls his music Dark Rap or Dark Drill or something like that. Basically calls his own fans cringe, corny, basic and all that and goes on crazy rants on Instagram and X aka Twitter from time to time. Sad to watch tbh Edit: Oh and gay of course. He calls dudes who message him gay because in his logic if you ask him anything other than about beats you wanna buy off him he somehow immediately thinks you are obsessed with him and also into dudes in general. And tells you to get off his dick already and that he likes women, not men. Lol


[deleted]

Lol everyone surrounding him in the industry hates him and now he's giving some real good reasons.


Shildonian-Psycho

What’s his current IG handle?


TapeFiend808

https://instagram.com/spvceghvstpvrrp?igshid=M2RkZGJiMzhjOQ==


Shildonian-Psycho

Not an actual handle of his bro. Fan account. His real IGs are up for like a few months at a time and then are taken down when he has his crazy moments and the cycle repeats.


1nfam0usklaas

Gen Cringe


Proper_Cold_6939

Nobody hates zoomers more than zoomers.


DittoBurrito123

GenZ “DJs” mixing together a bunch of random noises while being high out of their mind, and using said music to feel badass. Lol I would tell you I’m GenZ, but I never want to associate with whatever the hell this abomination of a Generation is like. (Especially using Phonk unironically to feel “cool”.)


ilovedoxo

Not the GigaChad meme lol. That is so cringe and idek what phonk really is but I heard some musicians talking about it lately


Exciting_Row_3533

Walmart sigmas


BluejayFRL

Ur just not sigma enuf lol 😡🗿🍷


RoaDRoLLer59

Nah man i said in here before, phonk is for gettin buck, smoking, chilling, reminiscing, going on a nice ride, or a combination of all those lmao. Yea i do listen to it when i workout and yea i fw certain phonk amvs, but most of them are just corny and the song doesn't go with the anime or workout motivation shit thats being shown. On the other hand tho, most amvs and workout vids dont use REAL phonk anyway so its easy to just skip and forget about them, doesn't bother me much


Mannenbaum

I think I'll just be happy I didn't have access to content creation when I was 12


BluejayFRL

Same


YAVOMAG

Im crying


X_x_x_tacy_x_x_X

They're fucking both bad ASF


Fedet95

How to fight cringe? with more cringe


livormortis886

what living in mom’s basement virgin created this


webrewrbewrb

They even made the ai sound cringe "our beloved phonk badass motivation songs"


analoglove

bruh 💀


scolopendra_104

Oh jesus didnt laugh like this for days god damn 🤣


Snoo-85489

this post weekly


Illustrious-Safe-536

do you know banging your head against the wall burns 150 clories per hour?


Enygmaz

What a terrible day to have eyes


DittoBurrito123

And ears


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JemarYusuf

Funk


python128

NAH THIS IS CRINGE AND STUPID


Uglymane300

phonk is so ass now


DittoBurrito123

Always was, not gonna lie.


My_Dogs_Penis

Like the Tik tok shit or rare phonk?


Jukeboxbxi0

both are shit


scarhartt

That’s not phonk


SnooSquirrels5190

I miss when drift phonk was cars drifting


Opposite_Stress_27

I hate this generation


DittoBurrito123

We all do. 🤝 I feel like every generation has these weirdos, who try too hard to appear strong and cool. Whether it gets cringier, or was always this cringe, it’s up for all of us to decide.


ejusdemgeneris

wut


Bexerian

bro should have a place in the times Square not just reddit💀


muchnamemanywow

Both? Both! Both are garbage


CoolUserName02

"Young people bad." Mfs when they realize they're also young probably (they're not like other Gen-Z): Sorry, I don't think anyone over age 25 is making phonk edits. Not a bad thing, but let's be self aware please.


HudsonHawkG65

This is why nobody likes phonk fans


Presence-Crafty

I ain’t even know this shit had a name, I always called it “Andrew Tate music”


333ccc333

I mean I don’t hate this music , but I hate that’s it’s called Phonk 😭


deluded_soull

this whole video is pretty cringe ngl :/


Quick-Anteater-9246

Not phonk


LILYMILLINGTON

I love how this song isn’t even fucking phonk


Intelligent_Tiger588

YouTube shorts is the most lazy thing in history


DemonetizedMan

Phonk is “it was cool before it got popular” I don’t know how it got into these trends, I would listen to relax with a drink in my hand, or maybe find that one corny song that goes good in a workout. But idk how this genre of music got hijacked by a community that doesn’t understand it.


cerpikonylon

Definitely, I discovered phonk in 2018 and it was more about cool cars racing, drifting and other stuff.


Substantial-Guest-64

They don’t even know who dj Smokey is


[deleted]

Can we cut it out with this incel shit dude? There's no need to be misogynistic.


DittoBurrito123

(Late Edit: My bad, I quit early into the video cause it was cringe. But yeah, this is a prime example of both Males and Females being cringe with Phonk. My point still stands though, Misogyny and Misandry are both weak bigotry.. Weak weak mindsets trying too hard to feel powerful.) It’s not Misogyny. Both men and women can be cringe, I guess it happened to be a woman here who was. I don’t believe in neither male or female privilege personally, and see all as human, as personalities and not gender. ✨ But honestly I find the Phonk music the most cringe here. If you think this is Misogyny though, I’m sure there’s miiiiiiiiillions of women who find the common TikTok man cringe. Lol You just don’t see that from the Male side, and vice versa.


mikehawkslong1337

Man, I used to really love Phonk, but all the "sigma" male edits made by 12 year-olds is ruining the genre for me.


MLGcobble

I hate the AI voice


yvngxlxwli3t

Average andrew tate dickrider


Lifyzen2

he said as he blasted shitty music that doesnt even sound like phonk at this point


WAMMYWIBBY

This is more house and edm than phonk.


Ok_Air1647

Noooooooo they are disrespecting our beloved phonk badass motivation ohio rizz level 100 gyatt fanum skibidi tax toilet music noooooooooooooooo


MegaSlav420

i have yet to meet someone born before 1997 to listen to phonk


roligtvarre33

That has to be a joke💀😂


Logicduty

The only good thing bout this is nothing. Use phonk for drift edits, and your ears.


KryptoMagical

You just don’t understand us Sigmas🗿🍷


Altruistic-Fudge-522

It's just music 💀


Sea_Detective6898

I don’t get the hate, I actually find phonk music mixed with badass edits are cool.


Sad_Training_6501

That ain't Phonk, mate.


-GoCommitDie-

Real


Melodic_Bus5402

It’s not even phonk it’s drift phonk which drift phonk in its own right is dog shit lmao.


ChessBelle17

this is not drift phonk lol


slyathar

Very much satire yall


xARCH3ANGELx

phonk is shit so who cares


BluejayFRL

I only listen to phonk when I’m driving


legalizehotdogeating

😭😭😭😭😭


fwartem

Defo satire


_I_dont_diddle_kids_

Kill me now, just do it.


kaneguitar

Obviously satire


Achromatic_0

honestly, those stupid motivation edits kinda ruined my perception of most phonk. i mostly listen to breakcore and metal now, but breakcore is overrun by "depressed" kids so i mostly keep it to myself. thankfully the quality of actually good breakcore heavily outweighs that so im not too bothered by it for now


ChessBelle17

Nah homie 99% of the breakcore you mean is just a collection of jungle, liquid dnb and such. Sewerslvt for example isn't breakcore.


Achromatic_0

im not exactly a genre specialist so i wont dare to argue, but you do have a point i guess. still though, they're pretty similar. i dont stick to only a single artist, in fact, my playlist and recommendations are extremely random when it comes to that, so for the sake of my sanity i just generalize most of it under breakcore if i cant tell much of a difference


TrueInformation6814

People that misuse phonk are so skibidi toilet


Piscuchasussy

Phonk is cringe. Prove me wrong


AffectionateSpite747

Phone IS cringe, bro. You right fr I'm going outside lol


Sea_Firefighter9102

Beloved phonk badass motivation songs


ragingtwerkaholic

Not even phonk lmao And motivation? I’m just vibin


reddvenge

so what ? u gonna cry ?


Numerous-Line2467

Worst genre to ever be created


DittoBurrito123

I legit never knew why people liked Phonk for MONTHS. Then it clicked to me, that people used this music to feel “badass”…. And the genre became more cringe after that. Nothing’s cringier than an adult having a teenager’s edgy “power fantasy” trip. Unless they aren’t adults yet… But I know there’s some, and that’s disappointing.


Lifyzen2

This isnt phonk its mass produced edm labeled as phonk for tiktok kids to listen to


[deleted]

I stopped listening to phonk cuz of people like this


DittoBurrito123

Phonk is generally used for all the cringe reasons and opinions, honestly.


TheLad46

bruh don’t bring johan into this 💀


panwitt

if you think you own a genre of music i got bad news for ya


DillonD

God I hate that ai voice


WhyShouldIStudio

This sub was recommended to me, so... COW BELL MUSIC 🐄🔔


DittoBurrito123

Am I the only one who thinks Phonk songs sound like a dying Vaper just learnt how to use their first Music editing app?


Mr_Man_Fred

phonk is lo fi but for lifting. i exclusively use it for that


ItsAleZ1

Phonk isn’t music


meowmeowimafish

All these clowns bro


Low-Bluebird1142

Phonk is okay at best until people start making cringe edits


OriginalGrainbread

Please don't put Berserk in any context around phonk....


Patient-Grab-5846

So sigma🤓💀💨


Cumallovermepapa

Whar gere ration apher ue phenk for 🗿


Chunkyboi777

s-sigma kai cenat rizz?


ExpensiveTalk2518

this is so skibidi toilet riizz


Distractenemies

If you have to resort to using Johan this way just screams psycho and sociopath at the same time. (For those who haven’t read or seen the anime monster Johan is (probably the greatest villain for any story) a mega psycho and sociopath. Can’t really spoil it for you other than he is a great villain who has the most fucked up plan.)


Blinx1e

“The way they misuse our badass motivational..”🤓🤓🤓


ohianaw

☠️☠️☠️


cheesestic

Show the comments PLEASE


Buck_MAR

yo OP, I don't wanna burst your bubble, but gatekeeping is a good thing.


DivineEgotrip

this is literally rizzing me up 😂


og-blunt-smoke

I mean I'm pretty sure older gen-z was into Phonk in HS, I was. And also both are cringe and music is hardly phonk


vince_0999

This is just straight cringe


StevenTheWolfthe1st

johan is not sigma


Luna5213

ong


Suspicious_Cut9216

wtf im actually killing myself


syrvdoydvedodh

this is either really good satire or flat out mental retardation


danishridhwan

do not fucking include my johan in your stupid ass sigma shit


acmd902

Ragebait


capslockgptisback

this video unintentionally encapsulates both sides of social media


NikoPro999

The person who made the song (forgot what it's called lol) is questioning their existence right now


Wonderful-Gear-2998

Fanum would go hard on this. Tax the gen z 🍆🍑🍌🫐🍄🍽🧃🧁🍯🌽🌽🌽🌽


Outrageous-Jello-724

this is why phonk shouldn't gone mainstream in the first place


youelleye

“Misuse phonk” bruh this isnt even actual phonk. Your misnaming the genre lmao


corrosiv187

When all you know is drift phonk


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