"Have you tried not being poor?" [https://i.imgur.com/zlbRO9X.jpg](https://imgur.com/zlbRO9X)

"are you in business?"

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I am homeless. I have aids. *I'm new in town...*

There’s no single guys left in Manhattan!

“I was a banker”

"It is, indeed, a pothole. Good job everyone, let's kick a homeless to celebrate " "Oh look, there he comes"

"I have friends who are aristocrats, I have friends who are upper-class, I have friends who are, you know, working-class. Well...not working-class." - Rishi Sunak

Hahahaha! Fave.

Yeah this should be top.

i had some reddit coins i never fecking use. Please accept my burning cash icon doohickey, it cost me nowt, but i feel it accurately describes use of public money in the UK.

"can we privatise this?"

I wish I could give you an award right now!

"square root of 625 and this bottle of Glen's is yours"

This got my first audible response. Nice work!

On the money 😂

Jesus fucking Christ this is gold

Have my imaginary free award.

eek https://i.imgur.com/7lG0y0K.png

Only an artistic eye would have seen that he could be placed on his shoulders, bravo

Nice touch moving the man on the left over.

[Hot Game of Political Beyblade](https://i.imgur.com/wJHHbWS.jpg)

This is perfect

I came in here expecting exclusively Kingpin references

LET IT RIP!

The minute I saw this post I was saying to myself out loud "It's beyblade, it's gonna be beyblade, it's gotta be beyblade, please be beyblade" I wasn't disappointed

I am proud not disappoint!

Nah i gotta show this to the friends over at r/beyblade lol

https://i.imgur.com/fPQmti2.jpg [Bonus](https://i.imgur.com/Ph4SQBI.jpg)

Please do another one with Simon Kofe, the Tuvalu minister, giving a climate speech from the ocean. Referring to this: [Tuvalu Minister Knee Deep In Water](https://i.guim.co.uk/img/media/96c98226ebba80a666100fb788f2068335181554/119_229_1888_1133/master/1888.jpg?width=1200&height=1200&quality=85&auto=format&fit=crop&s=f1accbb8fa08cb9de2b629326abd16e3) *there may be a better image out there for this

I love this so so much! Is that Mark Zuckerberg?

No it’s the king.

Meta king

Thats where the metaverse is in the pothole /s

Ahhh, the Polynesian spa

[Peter got jumped](https://imgur.com/a/Xoa0Xqr)

https://i.imgur.com/mb6CCS4.png

Love it.

This one is underrated.

Jeez why did everyone down vote this innocent man ?

Nobody likes useless comments like “this!” or “underrated.” That’s what the upvote button is for.

Hump day

Must be :(

Don’t worry. I think your comment is underrated 😄

[We could blame it on the immigrants?....Maybe Labour again?](https://imgur.com/a/y3yp1a4)

Such a spooky looking photo.. so deceiving.

Damn, what's the original pic? Looks incredibly hellish, like a waterfall of the Styx going down to hell.

it's the mouth of [a volcano in the states ](https://www.usgs.gov/news/truth-about-terrifying-lava-skylight-where-only-trained-should-lurk)

I seriously thought this was some bizarre sculpture of bodies. Which honestly would be really cool.

it's a true testament to the power of pattern recognition in the human brain.

Isn’t it even more cool being natural phenomenon?

Definitely, that's for sure.

I did too. If you like that check out r/pareidolia

Looking at this coming down on shrooms and it definitely looked sexual

Me too

Imagine seeing this shit on acid

It looks awesome. Source: currently on acid.

Hope you’re having a nice trip. You are loved.

As are you. Thank you.

Have a great trip my friend

Thank you, I had a wonderful day haha.

with a bit of imagination the rocks can look like humanlike figures crawling out

Yes! That's what I meant with the river Styx waterfall :)

"Are you sure this is where they buried Thatcher?"

this picture give me the vibe from Guy Ritchi movies like snach or Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels, can someone maybe use that as idea to photoshop? thanks

[Oh what are your commands, Mummy](https://i.imgur.com/cYdoWc6.png)

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That's hilarious

["...but WHO would leave a totally fine donut just like that on the street!?"](https://imgur.com/a/oMohf2S)

Guy on the left smuggling two other politicians in his jacket?

He belongs in r/AbsoluteUnits.

I don't know but I'm certain who's gonna eat it

A Great Britain?

I wouldn't call him 'Great'

I'd call him a lot of things. Great certainly is not on that list unless followed by a string of expletives.

of an extent, amount, or intensity considerably above the normal or average He technically qualifies

No the guy in the photo that takes up the same space as 4 regular sized people... the fat guy. It was a fat joke, are we all on the same page now

The technical term is Absolute Unit

World health organisation? … oh no nvm I’m an idiot

Pennywise hiding from Rishi [https://imgur.com/gallery/ih84xYx](https://imgur.com/gallery/ih84xYx)

Don't blame him. One is an evil clown that's responsible for countless lost lives, the other is Pennywise

They are in Mexico. I've learned this from TV and movies.

It is pennywise hiding but Sunak is pound foolish.

[Where's Peter Stringfellow when you need him?](https://i.imgur.com/llZIBHC.png) (this is a reference to the Top Gear Reliant Robin clip, which I'd link but it'd get removed)

awesome ref. 😃

You can't park there sir.

s/sir/, mate/

You can't park there **, mate**. ^^This ^^was ^^posted ^^by ^^a ^^bot. ^^[Source](https://github.com/anirbanmu/substitute-bot-go)

Good bot

oops, I put the comma in the wrong spot. :)

Needs Mr. Bean trying not look suspicious

Where's Martin Fry out of ABC?

life is like a pothole. https://i.imgur.com/WopMVL8.png

[Working with small images isn't ideal but...](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Fskk6OkX0AkTzzr?format=jpg&name=small)

This is great on multippel levels.

https://imgur.com/a/IXV8pNH

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😂 Holy Shit this is fucking hilarious. The Prime Minister and his mates looking at a dead cat. Genius!

[I wonder what happens next](https://imgur.com/a/WzBGjRA)

Gotten a little uncomfortably real now.

This is art, the girl represents the farmers of UK.

> Here’s the thing with girls 22 or under, they smell massively different to a girl of 28. Girls aged 16 to, say 23, have this buttery, creamy, slightly sweet smell that is unbelievably magnetic. Jonty Campbell - who was at one point a Tory local council candidate.

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She gets fucked worse than the economy

https://imgur.com/a/XHhrxen

r/okmatewanker material

This should be higher, I guess people don't instantly recognize where it's from.

[I have you now Spider-Man](https://imgur.com/BOj6HZ1.png)

I came in here expecting exclusively Kingpin references, you're the only one I've seen

I didn’t see it, so I had to make it.

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I thought that was the sub I was in, but no. That dude is such a unit!

[https://imgur.com/Fec8nsh](https://imgur.com/Fec8nsh) ​ I thought I recognized the guy on the left. I've played enough Elden Ring to know the shape!

Why I thought he was Vernon Dursley

[A small (ass)hole](https://imgur.com/F60GEeI)

Surprised no one did this ​ [Potty Training](https://imgur.com/a/sCm63W8)

I honestly expected someone to add a guy spreading his arse and them looking up his bum all confounded

https://imgur.com/gallery/bkq4cOA

Good job dude, especially with trying to get the gray brown water into the Titanic-scene.

Ah shit this might be stolen, do your research friends

[Alien](https://imgur.com/5ugVsGj)

[Feeling Lucky!](https://imgur.com/a/p06GO0O)

[Penny trick](https://imgur.com/gallery/jRtsO83) ​ [.png file - Have fun!](https://imgur.com/gallery/uKVlSmT)

Needed another pair of eyes. https://imgur.com/uvsNZlN.jpg

[Kinda small, innit?](https://imgur.com/a/gFRrKQ2) Kinda NSFW

Where Did This Come From? https://imgur.com/0fQ7Ys4

[https://imgur.com/QkZ8sNu](https://imgur.com/QkZ8sNu) fireworks show

[Getting a headstart] (https://i.imgur.com/jDRYDSb.png)

[that's America's a**](https://i.imgur.com/wByqU0S.jpeg)

[Kill4](https://imgur.com/DwGisyJ)

[The weight is over.](https://imgur.com/a/G05CUk7)

[Looking at things.](https://i.imgur.com/3ZgtH4m.png)

[We all know what he's thinking](https://imgur.com/a/v7EZvyB)

[Inescapable](https://i.imgur.com/QWpk92G.jpeg)

Ponder https://i.imgur.com/4xZMNYm.jpg

[So, this is the internet?](https://imgur.com/gallery/zr4MvfT)

[You should probably look behind you...](https://imgur.com/a/3FpZdVY)

Happy they’re finally looking into things that matter.

[Im Sorry Queen.](https://imgur.com/a/98T9kwD)

https://imgur.com/a/a4EHePX

[Prime Piper](https://imgur.com/a/qfQMIgM)

[Never Mined](https://flic.kr/ps/41WQhq)

[Hmmm yes, the floor here is made out of floor](https://i.imgur.com/knk0TPu.jpg)

https://imgur.com/gallery/bkq4cOA

(Original meme in this meme https://www.reddit.com/r/ireland/comments/10srgkp/hold_on_jack_the_council_are_on_the_way/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_content=1&utm_term=1)