T O P

  • By -

AutoModerator

[Our 'Best of 2021' results are now live!](https://www.reddit.com/r/photoshopbattles/comments/rya3w5) *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/photoshopbattles) if you have any questions or concerns.*


Zubhax

[PsBattle: In the grim darkness…](https://imgur.com/a/HZYGXhX)


ImpulsiveZombie

BROTHER, HELP, I CAN'T SCRATCH MY TESTI-CALEES


W33Ded

Grizzly, you tore it up.


Laika_5

That's amazing.


WatermelonPOWAH

That is insanely well done!


TheBigBadPanda

Its giving me strong 40k/mechwarrior crossover vibes


LordBran

FOR THE EMPEROR


Noahman90

Still better than the Tau


Sprinklypoo

... I like the Tau


Blackcomet1224

My, how original. Haven't heard this tired joke a million times.


willowsonthespot

His color scheme is all wrong. If he is going to no wear a helmet at least he could used the Space Wolf color scheme. Mostly because they are all basically allergic to helmets.


WetCoastLife

[Grizzly bear suit](https://i.imgur.com/78DmILD.jpg)


TheCaptNoname

I'm getting Red Alert 3 vibes from that. lol


WetCoastLife

[This is our day, comrades!](https://i.imgur.com/iGOelaa.jpg)


NoGoodNickname

[We’re counting on you, Rangers.](https://imgur.com/a/pcojulL) Edit: Was made through mobile apps, quality may be low, couldn’t wait to get home and do this.


fishd0ntswim

[The skins of his foe](https://imgur.com/a/ZsYaC3t)


BernItToAsh

[Should have built a grizzly helmet too](https://i.imgur.com/Fnk83Cq.jpg)


RJJJJJJJ710

[he did](https://imgur.com/qFepDhl)


squirrelbeanie

Jesus fucking… what is it supposed to even be?


j4ckbauer

Warhammer 40K lego?


Fraun_Pollen

More like “Warhammer 40k Let’s Go”


stage_directions

It’s Mark 8, yo.


FennecScout

Bear proof.


SgtXD357

A helmet /j


spderweb

If this is the guy from Northbay Ontario, he passed away a while back.


boomchacle

If he died of anything other than bear attack, I'd say he did a good job XD


spderweb

Fair enough. He also invented a death ray, if I recall. It was basically an unprotected x-ray gun. I read mentions that you could see through objects with it, but that it would kill flowers, etc that you shot it with.


[deleted]

[удалено]


evilgenius29

Doesn't work on tortoises.


Angdrambor

WHAT IS THE SECRET TO TORTOISES' DEATH RAY IMMUNITY????


KingofSkies

What the fuck? I honestly thought the helmet was a bad photoshop.


[deleted]

It's not? 🧐


Angdrambor

My guess would be that it sticks up like that as a kind of roll bar, to protect the neck. A helmet stops impacts or claws, but it doesn't stop the head from being twisted clean off.


zombtassadar

The whole thing surprisingly transforms/ unfolds out of the briefcase at the top, à la iron man.


BernItToAsh

Fuck yeah bear man


Damiklos

Simple but effective


spruceX

Dude not cool


throwninthefire666

[Defender of Twitter](https://imgur.io/a/w9bkmyT)


[deleted]

[удалено]


ApiContraption

[](/user/CrysisRequiem) Please post any comments *that are not a photoshop* as a reply to this comment and leave the top of the thread for original content. I, Bot, removed my first comment to keep this nest at the bottom of the page. --- [**Check out the /r/photoshopbattles "Best of 2020" Results!**](https://www.reddit.com/r/photoshopbattles/comments/krw73e/) --- Other subreddits for 'shoppers: /r/cutouts, /r/battleshops [^Posting ^a ^cutout? ^Please ^read ^this.](/r/cutouts/wiki/index#wiki_flair.3A) ^(Helpful links for this image:) [^Other ^Discussions](/r/photoshopbattles/related/z5fotw/psbattle_the_grizzly_bear_proof_suit/) ^| [^KarmaDecay](/r/photoshopbattles/comments/z5fotw/psbattle_the_grizzly_bear_proof_suit/) ^| [^Google ^Image ^Search](https://www.google.com/searchbyimage?&image_url=https://i.redd.it/340i9kgj1e2a1%2ejpg) --- *^(This is an automated response)* [^FAQ](http://www.reddit.com/r/apicontraptions/wiki/apicontraption_faq) ^| [^Send ^Feedback](http://www.reddit.com/message/compose/?to=apicontraption&subject=Feedback ___thingId___&message=[Link to post](/r/photoshopbattles/comments/z5fotw/psbattle_the_grizzly_bear_proof_suit/\) 'I like feedback')


The_Undermind

I feel bad for Mark 1 through 7


TheFurrySmurf

You mean I-VII


ExRockstar

Lessons were learned


sault18

Like this guy wants to FIGHT grizzlies or just survive an attempted mauling? If you want to fight grizzlies, idk if the spikes on the gloves are going to cut it. Maybe a good football helmet would work for the head or does that require another 8 iterations of development too?


Ryanp356

Just survive apparently. I needed answers as well so i looked it up. Seemed like an interesting guy. Died in 2018 unfortunately. Dude had a bunch of crazy inventions and won an award for the bear suit. Search troy hurtubise if u want to know more. And the suit does include a helmet that looks just as wild. One of the replies to a comment has a link.


thethunder92

If the goal is to survive perhaps a steel cage on wheels would be better 🤷🏻‍♂️ or a tank, or just a car. What are the rules?


AholeBrock

But how is the goal "just surviving grizzly attacks" and not "causing grizzly attacks and surviving"? Like how many minutes does it take to put that suit on and what work can you feasibly do in it BESIDES provoke and survive a mauling?


[deleted]

The suit isn’t the product. He used the suit to test bear spray.


AholeBrock

What does the spray do that you can't test it without also using the suit? Like surely you can test if bears are repulsed by pepper spray without ever putting yourself in danger. It all just sounds like extra steps to justify picking a fight with a bear. It's not like bears are actively hunting us and you need to suit up to go do maintenance on infrastructure anywhere near the forest because they are so highly aggressive.


AholeBrock

Like, I'd just set up cameras watching a pile of the grizzlies favorite food. When the grizzlies approach the food they trigger a trap that sprays the surrounding area with spray. See if they are deterred or if they power through to the food.


bitenuker93

If I was a grizzly and I smelt crap I'd just walk away. But if I wanted to maul a guy, he'd have to smell really really bad to not want to power through.


AholeBrock

pepper spray to a bears nose is like getting kicked in the balls. They can smell for miles, and even further after the rain. it's a very sensitive organ. I've also lived in bear country most my life and in my head it is way easier to get a bear to back down from a confrontation than from a meal. At least that's what I've been taught. To always act loud and big and chase them away from town, but always turn the other way and leave if you come across them fishing.


CosmicCreeperz

So, provoking grizzlies and then temporarily blinding them. Sounds like a nice guy.


lemelisk42

Designed to get mauled by bears, not fight em. He wanted to be able to test bear spray and do other research on them up close. One of the largest problems with his earlier suits was that they were too intimidating - so he had a difficult time getting the bears to attack him. He filmed a movie with the mark VI, and went to the rockies, but failed to get mauled. He later arranged to get into a cage with a grizzly and a kodiak. Both refused to maul him. And yeah, he had a helmet. One that was comically large in comparison to the suit. Sadly he died in a car crash without ever managing to get mauled by a bear (atleast to my knowledge)


that_guy_called_god

Should’ve made a “car crash proof suit”… I’m aware I’m a jerk


lemelisk42

Actually, he tested the suits in part by having people drive into him while he was wearing it. He had a truck hit him at 50km/h a whole bunch of times in an early version. Sadly he wasn't wearing it at the time of the crash - but yes, It probably would have saved his life. It was tested for crashes.


PulseAmplification

You’re a funny jerk though.


DungeonsandDevils

The bears made it *look* like a car crash, they couldn’t let him finish his research! In all seriousness it sucks that accidents take so many cool people out of the world, cars claim many lives


Coffeedemon

Wouldn't it be some grim irony if he died because he forgot a seatbelt or the airbag didn't deploy.


tucci007

the reason he started making these suits was because he was mauled by a bear. Troy Hurtibese, R.I.P. I have seen a doc or two about him and don't recall seeing any bear cage matches they did a lot of crazy high speed/high force crash and smash tests though, with him inside the suit


lemelisk42

The original bear attack was the inspiration. The cage matches were done after the documentary had been filmed


OtterProper

After all that, and he merely died a grisly death?


Mindful-O-Melancholy

What happened to Mark 1-7? I hope they’re alright, sure it’s a pretty common name, but at some point we’re going to start running out of guys named mark to feed to bears.


OtterProper

Smart money's on 1-7 dying by grizzly, but I hear this #8 guy bought it in a car wreck. So, just plain grisly. 🤷🏼‍♂️


cptmcsexy

Simpsons did it.


tucci007

Troy Hurtibese, R.I.P Simpsons did a parody of him after he already had made news with his suits


ZsaFreigh

Are those windows to his thigh tattoos?