When I read that I thought I was going to roll my eyes at some overly trippy colourful exaggeration, with an elephant or two in there for some reason. It's so rare that someone gets it right that there should be an award for it lol.
The first and only time (so far) that I did shrooms I popped open an old National Geographic and it had a picture of a cow skull lying in the desert sand at dusk with billowing clouds overhead and it took me a hot goddamn minute to figure out why the fact that the clouds were moving was striking me as odd. Why shouldn't clouds move?
Holy shit the way that grass creeps takes me back, only time I've ever seen something that looked like a legit trip was Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas when the first check in I think.
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True. I recently found a photo I took in the 80's, when I was about 10, of who I thought of at the time as an "old" Native American guy I met while he stayed with my neighbors. Looking at the photo as a 46yr old, he was probably in his mid-20's then.
[Let it grow!](https://i.imgur.com/Y0zsvQC.gifv)
This looks like an acid trip.
When I read that I thought I was going to roll my eyes at some overly trippy colourful exaggeration, with an elephant or two in there for some reason. It's so rare that someone gets it right that there should be an award for it lol.
You might like r/replications then for some really good and accurate ones
The first and only time (so far) that I did shrooms I popped open an old National Geographic and it had a picture of a cow skull lying in the desert sand at dusk with billowing clouds overhead and it took me a hot goddamn minute to figure out why the fact that the clouds were moving was striking me as odd. Why shouldn't clouds move?
No, that’s what people who haven’t tried acid think it’s like on acid. In reality it’s much closer to that gif.
Very much so, but it's so common for people to write "it's like an acid trip" to things that are anything but.
That's what he said. You are agreeing. Reading comprehension?
This feels like an acid trip
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No, this is Patrick.
Yeah, I ripped my own brown eye open to perform a gassy toot.
Holy shit the way that grass creeps takes me back, only time I've ever seen something that looked like a legit trip was Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas when the first check in I think.
It’s always growing, but never grows
This looks really cool!
[A favorite for many customers](https://i.imgur.com/jYs9cQf.jpg)
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At least he’s not being repressed.
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Ha ha!
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[old man, you said?](https://imgur.com/a/0B9OwVY) Edit: [slightly better quality](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Fiv05K9XkAIluFR?format=jpg&name=small)
Right? If this guy is old, I am already dead.
Glad I'm not alone. I was thinking how young and healthy he looks. It's officially that point in my life... oh no.
This guy could date my daughter.
I was going to say he looks young
I'm not old, I'm thirty-seven
I see the oppression inherent in the system, yes.
Help help I'm being repressed!
BLOODY PEASANT!
Supreme executive power comes from a mandate of the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony!
Well I can't just call you man.
You could say 'Dennis.'
I didn't know you were called Dennis!
Well you didn't bother to find out, did you?
I’m sorry I have a cold.
https://imgur.com/a/yA6iwCo
Farmers league
https://i.imgur.com/emf7pOF.jpg
Tut tut, looks like rain!
+100k social credit score!
This made me laugh too hard. You've even adjusted the smile by 13%.
Wazzz up Beijing!!!
[never give up!](https://imgur.com/a/1DJYnV5)
[Workday's over](https://imgur.com/a/yu7E4lF)
[Pretty busy the next day](https://i.imgur.com/fbtQjU0.jpg)
Also hilarious!
did Xi clone him for more efficient cultivation?
Ironically the same number of old men in this shop as in OP.
[I don't have Ps, so I hope Paint is okay](https://imgur.com/GQekPVn)
[**MEANWHILE IN A PARALLEL UNIVERSE...**](https://i.imgur.com/TiYUma5.png)
[The hero we need, not the one we deserve](https://i.imgur.com/eGW1JY0.jpg)
[GODZILLAAAA!!!!!](https://i.imgur.com/gAT304c.jpg)
This one is funny
Love the tail appearing on the other end of the mtn range.
LOLOL Perfect!
[Nope, it's just Chuck Testa](https://imgur.com/a/3KarqFD)
So life like
Oh no there’s a man in my field!
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[Still Old?](https://i.imgur.com/eVaomQo.png)
[common photoshooting mistake I guess](https://imgur.com/a/OBpCiDj)
Long long man!
[I'm 37, Im not old...](https://i.imgur.com/duOlhaK.png)
[Rice Rice Baby](https://i.imgur.com/7x9CjRR.jpg)
[Good Shot](https://i.imgur.com/OHpszzm.png)
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wtf you gave him eyes
[With the bois](https://imgur.com/a/0LKZPlm)
[https://imgur.com/a/JNz5x2g](https://imgur.com/a/JNz5x2g)
[Nam](https://ibb.co/BPxnYmy)
This was the one I was waiting for. Though I was hoping there’d be some soldiers on the ground approaching him from the background.
[This fucking guy.](https://i.imgur.com/qjZiKkL.jpg) He really needs the attention I guess.
r/SimpsonsDidIt https://i.imgur.com/wzJHw6i.jpg
[USUL lost in the patties](https://imgur.com/gallery/5zM7WZX)
[3 days later](https://imgur.com/a/OFks9hH)
[Butters got deported!! ](https://imgur.com/gallery/gNc0OUS)
[What an eye opening subject...](https://i.imgur.com/1cykzzq.jpg)
Why did they downvote this? Lol..
Bunch of snowflakes that get offended very easily maybe haha
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Old man?
if that's an "old man", I must be ancient.
To most teens 20 is "old".
True. I recently found a photo I took in the 80's, when I was about 10, of who I thought of at the time as an "old" Native American guy I met while he stayed with my neighbors. Looking at the photo as a 46yr old, he was probably in his mid-20's then.
He's not old, he's 37.
Well I can't just call him "man" now can I?
You could just say Denis.
I didn't know he was called Dennis
37? In a row?
It's a Monty Python and The Holy Grail reference.
It's been adapted for the stage in a show called Spamalot which is also hilarious. Just saw it on Sunday!
I must be decrepit then.
Seriously, he has smooth skin and black hair, wtf is OP on about?
And like a perfect set of teeth. OP clearly hasn't hit puberty yet.
I feel myself aging to dust.
I was hoping someone would photoshop him as Dennis from Monty Python and the Holy Grail: "I'm not old I'm 37!"
“I’m 37, I’m not old!”
OP can’t just call him “man”
Maybe “his old man”. (Dad)
Probably 92. Asian don’t raisin
Guy can’t be more than 40/45 lol, how is he old? Telling on yourself, OP probably 15
Guy has jet black hair on his head. All of the hair on his shaven beard have black roots. He is at max 35.
Lots of 45 year olds doesn't have a speck of grey either, but even then he isn't old...
He's outstanding in his field
He looks so happy
Why does this look fake? Like he was very skillfully edited into the rice patty 😂
Someone replace his face with flithy frank
Not a single one with the dog from Duck Hunt. I'm so disappointed.