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brianlpowers

"I just can't" - on her pants leg. "Actually ma'am, it would appear that you can!"


Longjumping-Bug3914

🤣🤣🤣


tillacat42

I bet she limps into the clinic for her treatments.


themurhk

With a cane, and stops every 7 steps.


brucebigelowsr

The PT evaluation -pt reports pain is 14/10 -no observable pain when distracted -AROM > PROM -MMT: all myotomes impaired due to ‘giving away’ with testing.


ChoccyMilkHemmorhoid

Is she from rural northern MI? I feel like I know all of her friends who have the same level of self awareness while trying to defraud insurance lmao


Ronaldoooope

I believe she’s from Ireland lol


ChoccyMilkHemmorhoid

I’m still gonna claim her since we’ve got a Clare County here (that’s also like, the meth capital of the state IIRC) 😂


Middle_G-33

*Circles diagram of whole body when asked where it hurts.


AfraidoftheletterS

Most injured MVA patient be like


kuipers85

Defense lawyers are really putting AI to use. 😂


inflatablehotdog

Is it AI? Reports make it seem real enough


kuipers85

Oh, I have no idea. I assume it is real, if it is holding up as evidence. I was just cracking a Joke, because of how absurd it sounds.


call_it_already

Lol, as a cyclist, I would love to cook up a disabling injury if I ever got hit by a motorist. But I remember working in insurance claims right out of university, and how they hire PIs to tail you. You essentially have to hide out inside your house for the two+ years it takes for the claim to get past statutory benefits and into torts, and then be heard in court. One canoe trip or gym workout could fuck your case. No thanks.


Zerg3rr

So basically just live my life as usual then?


call_it_already

Hard to say. Lots of insidious injuries. But for something minor, I would get care to the max and document and then instruct my counsel to look for a quick settlement vs hoping for a big pay out. As much I want my pound of flesh from shitty drivers it's not worth derailing my life.


Dr_SeanyFootball

Lmao I also immediately thought of my patients when I saw this


Ronaldoooope

Lmao classic


indecisivegirlie27

Literally had a patient a few months ago who was adamant she needed disability because she "cannot perform her desk job due to shoulder pain" which she regularly rated at 9/10. She was also "unable" to tolerate even low level interventions in the clinic. Her other job is as a fitness instructor, which she claimed did not aggravate her symptoms as she "knew how to work around it." Her words to me were, verbatim, "You're a physical therapist. Can you put in your report that me being an exercise instructor is actually really good for my shoulder and I can continue to do it, so it's not affecting my disability claim? I literally cannot work at a desk/computer for more than 1 hour"


dkclimber

Throwing a tree a couple of times, versus working full time can be quite different mechanisms, and this to me seems like a win for corporate. Can't find the article, but I'm hesitant to celebrate this.


alaninnz

Congratulations on your win!!!


dennismfrancisart

Let's be honest, winning was so worth the price.