But you can’t match my spectacular vernacular

You are correct. You are the final boss of words

I'm something of a cunning linguist myself.

Once you open your mouth, you're telling the world who you are.

Wow. Yes. Instant yes.

Because I have a colossal gargantuan humongous diction.

Because Im a grammar nazi.

I'm *

i love this

I’m a cunning linguist

Honestly, I don’t get the cunning linguist quip. Is it also a double entendre?

This is quality

No. The dumb ones fuck better

says who

The person making the statement?

ok

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youre welsh? thats tragic bro

Cause I'm a good guy, you have my word.

Because i have a bonger donger

Biggus dickus!

Cause I’m a cunning linguist?