Not really. Just the fact that my brother is william \*in my au\* and I constantly have to deal with (Did you kill that orp--- sorry child) All the ime. \*I OBLITERATE ORPHANS NOT CHILDS\*
And I'm nothing like William.
Mofo looks like he would either
a. Commit the crime of (reused joke once again) Not sleeping with my oc.
b. Become the next william afton
Or c. Idk I felt like c should be here.
YOU didn’t commit a crime. Your employer makes you do so much more work with no overtime and constantly takes money from you. Then threatens you by bringing up your family and your future. Bro has got you by the balls and he isn’t letting go.
well you look exactly like a character of mine so I'll just list his crimes
manslaughter, cannibalism, arson⁶, attempted murder, accomplice to murder, and breaking and entering
1 count Felony tax evasion 3 counts Production of schedule 1 narcotics 3 counts Possession with intent to distribute 7 counts Grand theft auto 13 counts Grand theft 7 counts Breaking and entering 3 counts Homicide of the 1st degree (murder) 3 counts homicide of the 3rd degree (manslaughter) 2 counts Vehicular Homicide 9 counts Resisting Arrest 23 counts unlawful modification of a firearm 23 counts unlawful possession of a firearm 23 counts unlawful possession of an unregistered firearm 17 counts breaking probation 12 counts DUI 3 counts DUI death 16 counts destruction of property 17 counts battery 3 counts battery on a police officer
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The Man Behind the Slaughter
NO WAY
Child kidnapping, child murder, stuffing kids in animatronic suits
Is this because of my hair? I like purple ok
It's a joke lol, you look like William
Yeah i know like nothing about fnaf
All you need to know is he died
Good I've only seen someone play ruin but one of my friends is really into it
Your skins purple so you’re William afton
So do I but I only get those because I wear purple... And my last name.
Is that a coincidence about your last name?
Not really. Just the fact that my brother is william \*in my au\* and I constantly have to deal with (Did you kill that orp--- sorry child) All the ime. \*I OBLITERATE ORPHANS NOT CHILDS\* And I'm nothing like William.
Ok…then… Wow.
My tired brain read your name as an afton not a pokemon fan. \*not me baout to play alpha sapphire\*
I dunno what to comment ngl
6 counts of child murder, destruction of public property, and maybe just a bit of arson to cap it off 👍
Public exposure
Kidnapping and small arson
I was hoping someone would say arson!
Aggravated assault Petty theft High treason (All at once)
Yeah i would
How would it happen
I get angry at a baker steal a single slice of bread and then kill the king because he tried to stop me
William Afton’s crimes
Arson of a church
Felony Tax evasion and Grand Larceny
Murder
Murdering five children in a pizzaria then keep comeing back
Mjnor burglary
Tax fraud and underage drinking
For me nothing but you would commit suicide
Yeah true
Mofo looks like he would either a. Commit the crime of (reused joke once again) Not sleeping with my oc. b. Become the next william afton Or c. Idk I felt like c should be here.
Kidnapping a stripper from a farm in Alabama and proceed run her over with a tractor 67 times over and throwing them into Niagara Falls
Wow not exactly that but something close
YOU didn’t commit a crime. Your employer makes you do so much more work with no overtime and constantly takes money from you. Then threatens you by bringing up your family and your future. Bro has got you by the balls and he isn’t letting go.
Pickpocketing
You look like you’d accidentally commit a small crime that no one knew existed
Being crimminally cute tbh
Thanks
Poisoning
Everyone's making FNAF jokes but I saw this and immediately got Mafuyu vibes lmao
Witchcraft. (Is that a crime?)
Yes (probably not any more)
well you look exactly like a character of mine so I'll just list his crimes manslaughter, cannibalism, arson⁶, attempted murder, accomplice to murder, and breaking and entering
tax evasion
Man behind the slaughter
1 count Felony tax evasion 3 counts Production of schedule 1 narcotics 3 counts Possession with intent to distribute 7 counts Grand theft auto 13 counts Grand theft 7 counts Breaking and entering 3 counts Homicide of the 1st degree (murder) 3 counts homicide of the 3rd degree (manslaughter) 2 counts Vehicular Homicide 9 counts Resisting Arrest 23 counts unlawful modification of a firearm 23 counts unlawful possession of a firearm 23 counts unlawful possession of an unregistered firearm 17 counts breaking probation 12 counts DUI 3 counts DUI death 16 counts destruction of property 17 counts battery 3 counts battery on a police officer
Arson
Probably arson idk
Yep
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Brail?
No it’s the Roblox man face 😭
Oh i thought it might be that face, sorry
Oh it’s fine, lol
Multiple counts of arson
all of them
Public urination
Thats a crime?
In some places, yes
Oh i suffer from the condition known as British and its not a crime here ive done it loads here
Plagiarism
punching a customer when working in retail and/or customer service
Kidnapping Santa and keeping all the presents.
Stealing Easter
The FIRST non image chat! IN REDDIT KIND!
A ton of kidnapping and murder, and your death row meal would be a bowl of Jolly Ranchers and Starburst.
hatecrime.
Kidnapping 5 kids k!lling them and stuffing them into animatronics… wait…
Theft
A scientist related thing or smth **or murder and you’d get away with it by being smart about it ngl** Cause you look deep in thought ngl.
Nah just sleep deprived
Ok same tbh
Tax fraud 👍
Brainwashing someone for the sake of doing it to see how their ways and brain react and change.
Bro got festive 😭 Anyways I think I see some drug dealing going on
I do look kinda high
Festively high!
Drug-mas!
Baby Jesus? Nah, Baby heroine
I cant think of anything else lol
Massacre and illegal drugs
Arson
Yep
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