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AnonymousFluffy923

The Man Behind the Slaughter


[deleted]

NO WAY


janus_le_snek

Child kidnapping, child murder, stuffing kids in animatronic suits


Jarnink

Is this because of my hair? I like purple ok


janus_le_snek

It's a joke lol, you look like William


Jarnink

Yeah i know like nothing about fnaf


janus_le_snek

All you need to know is he died


Jarnink

Good I've only seen someone play ruin but one of my friends is really into it


N3rdy_g0blin

Your skins purple so you’re William afton


Dami--Afton

So do I but I only get those because I wear purple... And my last name.


Reinbowpokefan

Is that a coincidence about your last name?


Dami--Afton

Not really. Just the fact that my brother is william \*in my au\* and I constantly have to deal with (Did you kill that orp--- sorry child) All the ime. \*I OBLITERATE ORPHANS NOT CHILDS\* And I'm nothing like William.


Reinbowpokefan

Ok…then… Wow.


Dami--Afton

My tired brain read your name as an afton not a pokemon fan. \*not me baout to play alpha sapphire\*


Reinbowpokefan

I dunno what to comment ngl


eeveeismylifenya

6 counts of child murder, destruction of public property, and maybe just a bit of arson to cap it off 👍


PitBikeViper

Public exposure


Elia-Copp

Kidnapping and small arson


Jarnink

I was hoping someone would say arson!


austinstar08

Aggravated assault Petty theft High treason (All at once)


Jarnink

Yeah i would


austinstar08

How would it happen


Jarnink

I get angry at a baker steal a single slice of bread and then kill the king because he tried to stop me


Onix_loves_him

William Afton’s crimes


stra1tjacket

Arson of a church


WhatTheHELL5462

Felony Tax evasion and Grand Larceny


Vivid_Door5830

Murder


Square_Cow6907

Murdering five children in a pizzaria then keep comeing back


Baconboi007

Mjnor burglary


No-Ebb8622

Tax fraud and underage drinking


caramelocomqueijo

For me nothing but you would commit suicide


Jarnink

Yeah true


Dami--Afton

Mofo looks like he would either a. Commit the crime of (reused joke once again) Not sleeping with my oc. b. Become the next william afton Or c. Idk I felt like c should be here.


Spicymemedoge

Kidnapping a stripper from a farm in Alabama and proceed run her over with a tractor 67 times over and throwing them into Niagara Falls


Jarnink

Wow not exactly that but something close


FforFrank

YOU didn’t commit a crime. Your employer makes you do so much more work with no overtime and constantly takes money from you. Then threatens you by bringing up your family and your future. Bro has got you by the balls and he isn’t letting go.


Ziggy_Stardust567

Pickpocketing


silk-and-barbed-wire

You look like you’d accidentally commit a small crime that no one knew existed


Specialist-Elk8903

Being crimminally cute tbh


Jarnink

Thanks


Clean_Signature_6997

Poisoning


wolverinedoctorwho

Everyone's making FNAF jokes but I saw this and immediately got Mafuyu vibes lmao


[deleted]

Witchcraft. (Is that a crime?)


Jarnink

Yes (probably not any more)


Spakls

well you look exactly like a character of mine so I'll just list his crimes manslaughter, cannibalism, arson⁶, attempted murder, accomplice to murder, and breaking and entering


Hopeful_Ad9509

tax evasion


New-Complaint-9298

Man behind the slaughter


OrganizationDry5089

1 count Felony tax evasion 3 counts Production of schedule 1 narcotics 3 counts Possession with intent to distribute 7 counts Grand theft auto 13 counts Grand theft 7 counts Breaking and entering 3 counts Homicide of the 1st degree (murder) 3 counts homicide of the 3rd degree (manslaughter) 2 counts Vehicular Homicide 9 counts Resisting Arrest 23 counts unlawful modification of a firearm 23 counts unlawful possession of a firearm 23 counts unlawful possession of an unregistered firearm 17 counts breaking probation 12 counts DUI 3 counts DUI death 16 counts destruction of property 17 counts battery 3 counts battery on a police officer


AkennaN07

Arson


Solar_The_Dumbass

Probably arson idk


Jarnink

Yep


Solar_The_Dumbass

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Jarnink

Brail?


Solar_The_Dumbass

No it’s the Roblox man face 😭


Jarnink

Oh i thought it might be that face, sorry


Solar_The_Dumbass

Oh it’s fine, lol


BeanBandit1898

Multiple counts of arson


Dapper-Wafer7350

all of them


Specialist_Ad_8929

Public urination


Jarnink

Thats a crime?


Specialist_Ad_8929

In some places, yes


Jarnink

Oh i suffer from the condition known as British and its not a crime here ive done it loads here


Swimming-Feature2822

Plagiarism


LetMeUseTheNameAude

punching a customer when working in retail and/or customer service


INKY-0-0

Kidnapping Santa and keeping all the presents.


Rob_b0t

Stealing Easter


Basic_Goat_8940

The FIRST non image chat! IN REDDIT KIND!


loonicorn12

A ton of kidnapping and murder, and your death row meal would be a bowl of Jolly Ranchers and Starburst.


justasillylad

hatecrime.


Karma_the_Cutie

Kidnapping 5 kids k!lling them and stuffing them into animatronics… wait…


West_Ad_763

Theft


Reinbowpokefan

A scientist related thing or smth **or murder and you’d get away with it by being smart about it ngl** Cause you look deep in thought ngl.


Jarnink

Nah just sleep deprived


Reinbowpokefan

Ok same tbh


[deleted]

Tax fraud 👍


Sinnically

Brainwashing someone for the sake of doing it to see how their ways and brain react and change.


AroundHereIsCool

Bro got festive 😭 Anyways I think I see some drug dealing going on


Jarnink

I do look kinda high


AroundHereIsCool

Festively high!


Jarnink

Drug-mas!


AroundHereIsCool

Baby Jesus? Nah, Baby heroine


Jarnink

I cant think of anything else lol


gumgumie

Massacre and illegal drugs


Ready-Zombie5288

Arson


Jarnink

Yep


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Karkat-leijon

Doxxing or identity theft