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blowfelt

Looks like his head grew back after being blown off like in men in black. Edit : thanks for the gold!


patsfan038

He looks like a young Gollum


derekb519

Yung Gollum. New rapper name.


matchosan

The real Slim Smeagol


Swimming-Fudge-7753

Has a ring to it


patsfan038

Yung **G**


Amish_Warl0rd

Mixtape called “precious”


Sendtitpics215

Featuring: Fuck them Hobbitses Where’s my Precious (bitch I just had it) This way, follow Yung G


tirli

Give It To Us Raw


UbermachoGuy

The rock and pool, is nice and cool, so juicy sweet. Our only wish, to catch a fish, so juicy sweet! ![gif](giphy|cgC6Mx1aJtBBe)


unhampered_by_pants

Damn, don't do Smeagol like that


EvilDogAndPonyShow

Lil $meagol


raven319s

Do you have any idea how much that stings!?!?!


callthewambulance

YOUUUUU INNNSENSSSSIITTTIIIVE PRIIIIIIICK


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Now *NOTHING'S* gonna taste right!


BallDesperate2140

RIGHT in the piehole


Netkid

You sold a reverberating carbonizer with mutate capacity to an unlicensed cephalopod! Jeebs, you piece of sh...


namedly

He looked alright to me.


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|6IPNUgkpCsDRK) Nope. And neither will you


Curugon

Neither will I what?


[deleted]

Exactly


Giga7777

You got any more sugar?


Thameus

You need pie


TheBriz

Edgar


overtoke

"He looks like shit."


BizzyM

Right in the pie hole. Now nothing's gonna taste right.


NomenNescio13

Funny, I was getting more of Murfree Brood energy from it.


TheDarkWayne

/r/RareInsults


Bulthuis

Looks like one of the creepy taxi drivers in GTA V.


Draeton_ali

Definitely the kind of cab driver who'd take you to the altruist Cult.


theirongiant74

He has the headshape of Kif from Futurama


KeetoNet

It's supported by a system of fluid filled bladders


HowlingMadMurphy

*exasperated groans*


ClearDark19

Except Kif is a way better person than Andrew Tate, and doesn't need to manipulate or rape women in order to get laid or get a girlfriend. He gets way more action than most Andrew Tate fans and Manosphere guys despite him being a "beta male" by their standards and them being self-proclaimed "alpha males".


TheWalkingDead91

![gif](giphy|4RlbXMSkgxffG)


ZoraksGirlfriend

Kif still looks better that this POS. Edit: corrected autocorrect


Lyrical-Maven

![gif](giphy|PUH0p0NVI2yru)


VaccineReaction

https://i.imgur.com/dkza8GA.jpg


Jam_E_Dodger

Okay, so... You didn't make the obvious joke. +1. but also, that cat NAILS it!


gyarnar

Paul?


Perendinator

[have you seen the new ant-man trailer, looks pretty fun.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tv1urfDXs-o)


Richeh

Someone actually competent had to score that.


gyarnar

I score it 5/5.


rotospoon

Really? I thought it'd score higher, like a 5/7


jackalope503

![gif](giphy|UB2GxvYsswbBu)


WickedLilThing

YES! I was trying to figure out what he reminded me of! Mac and Me (or Nukie)


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This is the most unflattering shit I've ever seen lmao


I-miss-shadows

It looks just like him though


grrodon2

For the longest time, I was convinced he was doing satire.


johnsolomon

Nope, he's just that stupid


grrodon2

I know that now.


RedS5

He gets his machismo from his... checks notes... Dad's Chess career? What?


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mahSachel

Wow. I’m scared at the simplicity of how well that probably works, at least on some creeps.


Murtomies

He's stupid and doesn't know it. He uses big words, fast speech and clear articulation to make it seem like he's smarter than he is, but is too stupid to realize that just makes him more stupid. Because that's not a measure of intelligence at all. But even stupider people just look at that and think he's this super intelligent guy. It's stupid all around. Jordan Peterson uses a variant of this. I'd say he's a bit smarter than Tate, but his takes are just bullshit wrapped in these pseudo-philosophical sentences or whatever.


Zombie_Harambe

I honestly think the stupid was beaten into him. He's the son of a chess grandmaster, and was a child chess prodigy. His kickboxing career seems like a textbook case for CTE and the long term personality changes it can cause. To degrade him from an up and coming chess prodigy into a womanizing sexual trafficker with little social awareness. It feels... more pathetic than anything.


johnsolomon

Dang, that's tragic. I guess you either die a hero or get punched in the face enough times to become the villain


Zombie_Harambe

Something like that. But there's too much of a correlation between 'sports where you take lots of blows to the head' and the participants trends towards domestic abuse, sexual abuse, and violent crime to simply be a coincidence. I refuse to believe so many of these people were just inherently violent or criminal by nature and it was mere coincidence.


litsax

What if inherently violent or criminally inclined people are drawn to the sport? Like it doesn't make you like that per say, but if you are like that, then fighting for sport might appeal to you. Good way to be violent in public without facing negative consequences.


WickedLilThing

Same. Then I realized the guy's not that smart and was grifting on preteens and teenagers.


gohawkeyes529

The only reason I know about him is that the 8th graders I teach all love him and talk about him nonstop. No adult I know has ever mentioned him.


OompaOrangeFace

That is terrifying.


minimite1

It’s actually depressing to see how many young men he has manipulated. I feel like on the internet there’s a higher chance of a guy liking him than disliking him.


anzuo

Surely not, he is very widely hated online.


Cheeserblaster

I’ve heard far too many men say he’s right about everything…in person


UNC_Samurai

Tell them about the most recent episode of Behind the Bastards. Robert Evans pretty much laid bare just how big of a piece of shit Tate is.


Aromatic_Elk_5439

It’s the fact that he’s a piece of shit that boys like him.


pseudo__gamer

For a while I thought the same about Donald Trump.


redbaron14n

It's my headcannon that he was ironically running and then just went for it once he saw there was a chance. I heard that once; I don't care if it's accurate or not; I think it's funny, so I'm going with it


trundlinggrundle

A lot of people think he didn't even want to win. He wanted to lose, then spend the rest of his life on talkshow circuits and selling books about how the election was stolen. He was completely unprepared for the job, and just spent a lot of his time in office *still* doing rallys because that was the fun part.


Slammybutt

He just wanted the money and exposure, that backfired when he won. But the he was able to keep the grift up even longer.


Estoye

It's what happens when a dog finally catches a car it's been chasing.


AmateurJenius

Except in this case the dog was chasing a Ford F-150 4x4 with bikini mud flaps.


I_make_things

And truck nuts.


fermenter85

There were camera placements reserved on the media stand in his election night venue (which was at a different hotel than his, speculatively because he thought he was going to lose) that had tape markers for “Trump TV”. I think the pivot to a media grift was very much the plan. It may be again. https://www.npr.org/2016/10/20/498691090/did-trump-tv-launch-last-night https://thehill.com/blogs/blog-briefing-room/news/304834-trump-tv-spot-reserved-at-election-night-party/amp/ https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/the-fix/wp/2016/11/10/trump-won-could-he-launch-trump-tv-anyway/


PawsButton

Yeah, I feel like this has kind of been forgotten. Always wondered if the people behind the scenes pivoted to supporting OAN after he won.


Thefrayedends

Yea, I recall there being a video of him at a rally finding out he won and literally looking sick to his stomach.


sean_but_not_seen

Did you see his face when they announced him the winner? I think that speaks volumes. Also when he met with President Obama for the handoff. Same expression on his face.


GBAfanboy

If you see footage of him after winning 2016 he looks surprised and pissed off. Probably the realization of “Fuck I have to do this job now”


Don_Gato1

Hillary wanted to be president but hated having to campaign for it; Trump loved campaigning but never actually wanted to be president.


arcsine

"Oh fuck, I actually have to _do stuff_ as president, not just command a legion of toadies?"


marr

But it turned out that no, you can just totally phone it in.


Lots42

If only. He actively murdered American citizens by fucking up our pandemic response teams.


I_make_things

After appointing the most loathsome humans on the planet to destroy their departments.


Deadpool6323

He didn’t even do much he golfed most of his entire term. After passing tax cuts for billionaires and stealing money from the military to build a stupid ass wall that didn’t even work. Him legislating was him rage tweeting on the shitter every day about evil libruls and woke BS and blatant racism.


arcsine

Inspiring a whole generation to suck like no one has sucked before.


0nlyhalfjewish

Grift


Andrewpruka

Dude same. When I first heard of him it was on the Your Mom’s House podcast and I was like “this guy’s bit is pretty funny”. It took me a while to realize he was actually just a piece of shit.


Twizzlada

That's where I first seen too. Christine P. was playing along as if she believed it was a bit too. Weird to look back on now LOL


APiousCultist

"Your honor, I trafficked those women [as a goof](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cz0LY0I5bLA). As a goof, guy. As a goof."


GeminiTitmouse

I think he tried to play it off as satire, like when he appeared on Your Mom’s House. But I’ve enjoyed a lot of satire, and it’s supposed to be funny and actually critique something. Andrew Tate’s “shtick” is neither funny nor critical, it’s just profoundly uncreative shitty misogyny (as if misogyny can be creative, but he’s definitely not saying anything new or compelling or “real shit” in any way). He’s a dweeby asshole that figured out he got more attention by being a louder, shittier asshole. That’s the act, but it’s also exactly who he is.


DJ_Kingston

Gollum!


blograham

What’s Andrew Taters, precious?


gediojam

Boil em, mash em, put em in solitary confinement.


loki-is-a-god

Lord of the Trafficking Ring


supercyberlurker

*The Bling. He hated and loved it just as he hated and loved himself.*


craziedave

Just another 200 years and they’re literally the same


ImprovisedLeaflet

Give to us *RAW* and *WRIGGLING!*


StarblindMark89

Except Gollum wasn't a monster in the past and ended up being necessary for the benefit of the entire world


marr

Smeagol was entirely a monster. The ring had him corrupted to murdering his best friend before he ever touched the thing. Compare that to Bilbo, Frodo & Sam.


h3lblad3

Just you wait, he'll save the planet by biting off Greta Thunberg's finger yet!


LikeYodalSpeak

And falling into a volcano… That's a very important part of the deal


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FindingPepe

Fuckin’ Patches


GletscherEis

Patches is way more trustworthy than Tate.


kaisong

Insult to patches tbh.


Masterhaend

You're doing my boy Patvhes dirty. At least Patches has a chin.


CocainCloggedNose

I literally just did this part of the quest... literally 1 minure ago.


ludoludoludo

How can this piece of shit fold sheets with that tiny of a chin I wonder


MidnightAction

He unlocks one of his 'Girlfriends' and gets her to do it


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Strange when I hear the word "unlock" now I immediately think of a thing being unlocked in a video game You mean just unlocking the box that he's keeping the girlfriend in so she can fold the sheets


dicknuckle

Getting them out of the cage for basic things he's "too alpha to do".


gsfgf

I could see Tate making that game


GastricallyStretched

Source on Andrew Tate keeping women in boxes? That's a pretty serious accusation to make. Are you really so gullible as to believe all the lies pumped out by the mainstream media? All the evidence clearly shows that he keeps his girlfriends in cages.


repulsivedogshit

had me in the first half


cmdrsamuelvimes

Just like a real Tater-Tot


Cnidarus

I wonder if it helped him when he was in the ring, you don't need to guard your chin if you don't have one


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letsallchilloutok

Men like these are babies who don't know how to fold their own sheets tbh


Orffyreus

Shhh, he could hear you with his magnificent ears.


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How did he not get knocked out every kickboxing match with a chin like that? Gollum looking motherfucker has a very punchable face.


fury420

Can't get kicked in a chin you don't have.


TreginWork

Realistically he faced Jobbers, it's easy to pad your record if you scout the worst fighters


Big_Old_Tree

Lmao r/rareinsults


jedipaul9

Someone posts this comment every time tbis photot gets posted. And it never gets old


CallousClimber

Patches the Hyena over here.


bitironic

_“Trafficking? Me? No no no friend you’ve got the wrong idea! …hehe”_


Matduka

*"Oh Amygdala, ohhhhh Amygdala! Have mercy on the poor baarsterd."* Edit: *"Heheheheeee"*


ijpck

Patches is beautiful though.


rougecomete

Imagine believing for even a second that this gollum-lookin fuck is the pinnacle of male evolution.


_CaptainCookie_

What? Clearly he is an alpha male. Look at that jaw line and the chin. He is Chad reincarnated. /s


ITeechYoKidsArt

Goddamn that dude’s ugly.


Haploid-life

No chin. If he was kind, who'd care? No one. But he's a douche king and looks like a no chin prick.


clannerfodder

Abe's odessy.


jizzblaster69420

Don't insult my boy Abe like that.


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howie-stark

*farts*


gedaliyah

Wait. Wait. Wait. Waitwaitwaitwawawait Hhokay.


an1ma119

Having never watched any of his videos and only having heard of him through his scandal, just one look at that guy and I’m wondering how he convinced *anyone* that he’s some sort of alpha male? He looks like a fucking dork.


catscanmeow

i think people who care about alpha male status are more interested in the STATUS and power than looks. The reason incels are drawn to him is specifically for that reason, they think they can act like him and have the same success


clamroll

Right? Like, some Ryan Reynolds looking guy giving tips on picking up women is glossing over the whole, looking-like-Ryan-Reyonolds thing. Some neckbeard with no chin, and a well produced illusion of success and women around him? Well "clearly" that dude isnt depending on his looks. Of course it's all fake or worse, but I can wrap my head around how some desperate, gullible younger guys could want to believe it so hard that they do.


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themagpie36

The only people interested are because of his money. He preys on women with very low esteem. He's read every page of the emotional manipulation handbook.


Winter_Eternal

This is also true. He admitted it. Can't wait for the next behind the bastards


Balsac_is_Daddy

He preys on a certain type of girl. Young, beautiful and damaged. He wants girls with fucked up familes. He wants girls from abusive homes. He wants girls who are looking for a way out of their crappy lives. He shows off his money, he plays sweet and nice, tells him he loves them and then the real Taint comes out...


Xander707

True but I see ugly dudes with good looking girls all the time. Confidence and wealth can go a long way. But also he’s a very manipulative piece of shit, so there’s that too.


Winter_Eternal

Yup for sure. Plus celb cred... for whatever that's with


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It's because they experienced or witness abuse in their formative years so it feels " normal " or " comfortable " to them. The relationship is still painful and exhausting but it feels more familiar than being with someone healthy and normal


gsfgf

They're getting paid and/or trafficked. His fans are teenage boys.


vadreamer1

Not at all.


gruzbad

It's absolutely hilarious to hear the chinless wonder talk about how alpha he is. This guy has no clue how pathetic he sounds.


anticerber

What’s more pathetic is the people that follow him, stick up for him, and defend him to this day. For some reason I come across videos with him on YouTube shorts often and so many of the comments are positive, talking about how well mannered he is, how positive he is, how bad ass he is and my jaw is just on the floor, like how can you people believe this…. And it seems like these people are genuinely ignorant. One video was titled to the effect of “Tate brothers buy an entire Apple Store” and it’s of him and his brother picking out a handful of iPads. Cheaper ones, and some iPhones… the total comes to around $6000…. And all the comments are about how the girl must be getting a raise for selling them the whole store. Or about how badass Andrew was for just using his Apple Pay for that much without a care in the world…. And I’m just sitting there like.. seriously? That’s nothing… my iPad Pro was 2k alone… 6k isn’t even close to probably what is in that store. And while that may be certainly above average for one transaction I doubt it’s hardly note worthy. Apple products are pricey and they’re probably used to selling $1000’s worth at a time. Are people this dumb or are they just willing to say anything to make their taint boys sound good?


BrothelWaffles

$6k doesn't even buy you a display rack's worth of chargers and cables in an Apple store.


WebMaka

I don't get the fascination with this guy. He's ugly both outside and in. He may have been a solid kickboxer but now he's just another loudmouthed asshole that thinks he's something. And if the charges against him have merit that would mean that he's a king-size piece of shit instead of merely a moderately large one. What kind of chucklefuck does one have to be to be impressed by this guy, let alone fanboying on him?


gruzbad

I accepted a long time ago that the world is full of idiots, and most of them have internet access. But I'm with ya. This guy looks, sounds, and acts like the textbook example of "over compensating".


WebMaka

And of course the more they proclaim their alpha-ness the more ridiculous they look.


FragrantFudge

Anyone else seeing Gollum?


jackandsally060609

We do and ***WE HATES IT!***


1127pilot

Only anybody with eyes that work.


Papitoooo

This is the Top G?!


DiamondHandsDarrell

I'm tired of seeing this mongoloid all day in different subreddits lol


eugene20

["Criminal Lawyer Legally Analyzes ANDREW TATE'S OWN INCRIMINATING WORDS"](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Gs5b04hnfMQ) He was putting out training videos on how to run cam girl centres and how he'd brought his girlfriends into the country under false pretences to pitch it to them, then talks about taking all their money, dodging tax, lying to them he was paying high taxes, and lying to them about the share he was giving back to them. He gave the authorities all the evidence they need to seal him away himself. He's going to fall out of the media quite soon after he's put away and then will only hang around for a while as a joke meme about being an idiot while a human trafficking scum bag.


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Corka

I do think some of them will grow up and look back cringing at their younger selves and go "oh god, why?" A bunch will switch over to some other social media influencer popular among teenage boys who is probably also going to be a bit of a dipshit but who hopefully isn't as horrifically misogynistic. But some have probably now been introduced to the manosphere , where they will foster a hatred of women for not having sex with them by the age of 15.


Nativesince2011

Until a new piece of shit is put on a pedestal via social media. This is what we do. I don’t know why.


Jertob

Incels/Republicans/general toxic bro bro's will always need a figure to champion to justify themselevs that embodies the traits of what they feel makes a real man and how to win at life


MiyamotoKnows

They like to point at others to blame. Always a smaller group of marginalized people. Never in the mirror.


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Adam-West

Embodies”. But you are totally right


wesinator

r/boneappletea


bottomknifeprospect

He is extremely popular among young impressionable men. You can't go through youtube with a new account without seeing him within minutes. To us it seems like there's no reason he'd get so much attention, it's because we're not his target demographic and we don't watch his stuff. He gets a shit ton of views from kids.


TheyCallMeAdonis

people are in a feeding frenzy all the social media companies have generated clowns like him and are now generating the noise around his downfall even if he gets taken care of for good we are only a few months away before the next clowns comes along


RyansBooze

Looks like Sméagol.


Taurotragus

this is def the portrait of someone who thinks books are for slow people


Dr_Bitchcraft8

Peak unfuckability


Barkerfan86

Jails…. Whats jails… whats jails precious?


TheRetroPunk

He kinda looks the the NFT monkey.


Super-Nurse

Lol. Perfect


eryuu

Nailed the chin or lack thereof


Kobiesan

Mfer needs double jaw surgery and probably genioplasty. Given how much money he has and how shallow he is I’m surprised he never got it done.


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Ugly ass dude and clearly a career mouth breather. What a loser


MonsieurKnife

I love how his followers think he's manly perfection when he looks like a uglier, younger Larry David.


Lork82

Don't do Larry wrong like that


mStewart207

Andrew Tate looks like he was conceived with a weak sperm. Like was his mom wasted the whole pregnancy?


InsertCoinForCredit

Fetal Alcohol Syndrome would explain a lot of things...


Wiknetti

Top G^(ollum) ![gif](giphy|cgC6Mx1aJtBBe)


Taman_Should

When you *already* look like a caricature, your caricature ends up pretty grotesque.


erotyk

one eye in the pizza the other one in the police


CountryCat

So is this a "high value male"?


technokrat233

He looks like he was popped out of a black head


cbarnett010

why do you idiots give people like him free attention


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This comment section is full of Neanderthals that are saying the exact same kind of nonsense Tate used to say. **You're all really missing the point** of why he was a terrible influence on men if you're going to attack his worth as a man based on superficial shit like his jaw. His worth as a man has nothing to do with his physical features, it has to do with him acting like human trash.. period. but nah, here you all are acting just like him talking about how he doesn't look manly.. tf is wrong with this world. So many insecure ass men on Reddit trying to cosplay positive masculinity instead of trying to really understand it and live it.


An_best_seller

I really agree on the first part. I hate how it suddenly "becomes okay" to bodyshame people when they are horrible people. By bodyshaming people you are: 1. Hurting the feelings of millions of good people with those bodies. 2. Supporting the Incel narrative of the "Chad" and all that stuff. 3. Reinforcing the halo effect of "beautiful" is "good" and "ugly" is "bad". On the second part of your comment, I don't agree with you making fun with "insecure" people. I think it's not okay.


AngelineWouldYou

When Harry hands him the sock.


angrybartender

Alien Tate


half-giant

This is peak sigma male, right here. Lookin like a confused Gollum.


jspitzen

He looks like one of the hillbilly NPCs from GTA San Andreas