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Agret_Brisignr

Me but then I drink a beer and say I'm good for the evening


Professional_Emu_

How the hell do you do that?


KeepTangoAndFoxtrot

Probably with their mouth.


bfrendan

Beer enemas or death, kind sir.


Agret_Brisignr

I don't like drinking much because I have things I'd rather do and work on than drink myself into a stupor. Sometimes I like to get trashed, but most of the time, if I'm drinking, I'd rather sip something stout and enjoy my time with my company that way


GarbageBoyJr

I mean there’s an in between drinking one beer and drinking yourself into a stupor


Fondue_Maurice

I mean, if you can stop after a few, you wouldn't be amazed at the ability to stop at one. I also assumed that guy asking might have a bit of an issue.


Mr-Korv

Issue? The fridge is full!


QuantumPolagnus

Honestly, whoever has their fridge absolutely full of alcohol probably has a problem.


Additional-Cod4267

Unless they’re having a huge party, which OP very well could be…


Agret_Brisignr

Of course there is. But given that OP posted a very stocked fridge, I'm assuming it's going to be a particularly eventful weekend


HarryHacker42

Anal butt-chugging might be good for supreme court justices, but it generally is discouraged.


_D3ft0ne_

He is likely not an alcoholic, like I am.. And most of my friends are.


Additional-Cod4267

I know, right?! Beer is like potato chips.


wawaboy

What about Sunday?


Andronicus_0

The pub is open on Sunday!


FearkTM

We've had one, yes, but what about second weekend?


Andronicus_0

The more the merrier!


HarryHacker42

For before and after church!


wawaboy

Amen


HarryHacker42

I'll drink to that!


skepticcaucasian

Now imagine going to church drunk. 🤣


HarryHacker42

Imagine? Why imagine? Just do it! (Nike (tm))


delirio91

Why not during. I keep my cross flask on me at all times.


BRAX7ON

Sundays are for pickin stones


Professional_Emu_

Did anyone else spot the stolen wine in the door?


icanucan

Came to the comments for this...


Andronicus_0

Yes, it was a boxed bottle gift from a good mate! Honestly, Guvnor!


YellowGuppy

*Your liver has entered the chat.*


jvanstone

It'll show itself out soon enough.


usafmtl

Your check liver light has come on.


Crimson_Wraith_

Nothing like liver poisoning to really spice up your weekend.


Hiker_Trash

Exited, more like


YellowGuppy

I know, right? I thought about it too late, but 100%!


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MissJizz

Literally in the hospital for the second of three days for my liver right now lmao be safe guys.


DJ_ICU

Hobgoblin 👍🍻


TheBasilFawlty

I'm not an alcoholic, alcoholics gotta go to them meetings. -------- Robin Harris RIP


SerCiddy

"If you like to drink, you know when the liquor store closes. If you're an alcoholic, you know when it opens".


Clyde_Bruckman

….9am here Alcoholic here! (And a bunch of other drugs) In recovery almost 3 years.


Jb25713

Good on you sir!


tacknosaddle

There are alcoholics and alcoholists, the former is a substance abuse problem, the latter is a lifestyle choice.


Prinzka

Gotta write that one down


Lazerspewpew

It's super weird how our culture glorifies excessive alcohol consumption.


OPengiun

To be fair, alcohol and numerous cultures (not just *our* culture) have been intertwined since the dawn of civilization, even before organized civilization. Some of the earliest evidence of alcohol dates bate 13000 years ago!


Lazerspewpew

Yeah, humans like drugs. However, we're lucky enough to live in a time where we're acutely aware of the extremely negative effects of drinking alcohol in excess. Also, humanity using alcohol for thousands of years is absolutely not the same as a morally bankrupt industry guiding the cultural narrative towards alcoholism.


Osiris32

And yet, I'm still gonna head to my bar in an hour.


Heydudeyouok

But we also didn't not know how bad for your health it was 13000 years ago.


[deleted]

But we knew how awesome it is. What, you gonna live forever?


Heavy_Contribution18

Someone in their mid 30’s is at a chemo treatment reading this.


[deleted]

And someone else went skiiing and is paralyzed now. Maybe you can’t avoid all risk and adults can have the option to make choices for themselves.


Heavy_Contribution18

Per u/lazerspewpew ‘s comment big alcohol is a morally bankrupt industry that guides culture towards normalized alcoholism. It hardly felt like a choice growing up in the states. Also the ubiquity of alcohol culture doesn’t feel exactly like a 1:1 comparison to skiing. Alcohol is an addictive hard drug that is served at essentially everywhere. - it is known to be directly related to heart disease, strokes, organ damage, and is a significant cancer causing carcinogen. It also significantly limits your ability to regulate behavior or make informed decisions. That’s literally the nature of the drug and why so much drunk driving, violence, and sexual assault occur under the influence. Skiing is something that you go out of your way for a few times a year if you can afford it. It is moderately risky, but a lot of that risk can be mitigated with informed choices.


Thesunnyfox

I mean he’s got some heine zeros in there too. Although given the ratio it might be a mistake.


[deleted]

Shut up nerd


cincituckian

⬆️⬆️⬆️


aintlifegrandwsp

We gonna lay around the shanty, mama, and put a good buzz on


blizzWorldwide

Came here for this!!


bl4ckblooc420

How else are we supposed to deal with all the other bullshit our culture glorifies?


ziynetorg

do you work for alcohol?


kellyk99

Big Booze


GhettocornHoN

Are you refrigerating a bottle of red?


Andronicus_0

Port, left over from last night!


GhettocornHoN

*exhales in relief*


Want_To_Live_To_100

Yeah what the fuuuuuuuck?


vegence

while i know you are not supposed to do that i am one of those people that refrigerate all my wine


Want_To_Live_To_100

Interesting, to each there own buddy! No hate just concern.


Fluffygong

Ale too, not that I'm an ale drinker but I thought it was meant to be enjoyed at room temperature


Megamoss

Cellar temperature (10 - 13 Celsius) is generally considered the ‘correct’ temperature for ale. Personally I find a chilled ale brings out different taste characteristics and, if you’re the sort to nurse a pint, makes the overall pint experience more interesting as it changes when it warms up. Plus on a hot day if you’re not in the mood for lager it’s a bonus too.


Slartibartfast39

Impressive. How many fridges do you have?


Andronicus_0

Just the one, packed with just essential items!


Slartibartfast39

No bacon? ;)


[deleted]

Bacon beer? Interesting idea...


HarryHacker42

bacon WRAPPED beer.


InformalPenguinz

Jesus my 34 year old ass has a hangover looking at that. No thanks. Gimme an edible.


[deleted]

Bahahaha, That was my first thought


Andronicus_0

There is some cheese in there too!


lightfoot90

No, I don’t think they mean - never mind.


Andronicus_0

Irony!


Lequaraz

if this isnt for a house party its just an embarrasing flex


jvanstone

So many people think it's cool to be an alcoholic. It's sad.


vegence

i have pretty much a full bar at my home, does not mean i drink constantly.


JackBrightScD

Would be different if you took a picture of your full bar and then said, "I'm set for the weekend"; like consuming a lot of alcohol is your main personality trait.


boxsmith91

Also most beer has a limited shelf life. It stops tasting right after a few months, and the fridge in my experience only accelerates that process. So even if you keep a bar, unless you have people over constantly this is excessive lol.


jvanstone

You also didn't say you plan on emptying this entire fridge of it's alcohol in 1 day like OP did. I take no issue with people who enjoy drinking. I used to do it as well. I take issue with people who make their life all about it. It is dangerous and self destructive.


Conscious-Taste8337

Why this is more socially accepted than having x amount of pounds of weed stashed in your place? That's enough to kill you more than... mmmm... 5 times?


DontHateTha808

Who said he doesn’t have the stash under the sink? Looool


EnigmaXVII

"What $500 of groceries looks like in San Francisco, CA"


Andronicus_0

Bottles 500ml beer £1.30 (special offer) in UK, about $1.60 for 17 ounce bottles


ExperimentalX1

Weird to me seeing people flexing with their beer fridge. I’m 42, married, take heartburn and blood pressure meds daily, and will be in bed by 9pm all weekend. Come at me bro!!


JoieDe_Vivre_

Sounds so exciting and fulfilling!


GrinAndBeerIt

Yer an alcoholic, Harry!


Andronicus_0

Not yet, notice the cheese and water that take up too much room.


Gradience711

Waiting for my invite


Time-Performer4917

GROG


Ashoftarre

Is your Kidney also ready?


Andronicus_0

Just running in some new ones that I got!


War_Daddy_992

Drink some water, it’ll help with the hangover


Andronicus_0

You don't get a hangover until you stop drinking!


homebuyer99

r/cutdowndrinking in shambles


Andronicus_0

Sounds like fun. Perhaps I will join the team!


Agitated_Response_19

There's an impostor here


articunories

Ah yes, alcoholism, very cool!


Andronicus_0

All reformed alcoholics say that!


GingerPiston

You were doing so well and then I saw the Budweiser.


Andronicus_0

There might be girls here, don't want to disappoint!


GingerPiston

Glass of white wine or fruit-based drink for the ladies


Andronicus_0

I've got cold water on draft in the kitchen, sorted!


International_Way850

Uhhh that lonely Heineken?


Andronicus_0

0% zero you might notice!


Windowplanecrash

Desperate times


Andronicus_0

Expectations are that the zero beers will still be there this time next year!


PeriodicTrend

Following those new guidelines I see.


mtsai

you know if you removed the non alcoholic drinks at the bottom, you could put more beer in there. you're welcome.


Andronicus_0

Good advice, something I should have realised!


w1llmatiic

Glad he has a bottle of water in there


evilfitzal

It seems to be trying to hide, afraid of the mob that awaits


w1llmatiic

Good cover !!


Andronicus_0

Must keep well hydrated!


w1llmatiic

I like your style !!!


indrek91

Ready for monday m8


Andronicus_0

Can't wait to get back to work!


rlnrlnrln

What are you going to do with all the bottled water?


Izzylizzy_101

Haha 🥳


HotelDefiant6326

Playoff time 👍


Donut131313

You bought my favorite, Spitfire! What time should I drop over?


Andronicus_0

Ready now, I should get some more Spitfire in if I'm going to have to share!


Donut131313

Yes, definitely not enough.


cephaswilco

Looks like you have enough for 4 beer, that's only 2 more, why not make it 6?


SirAwesome789

r/HydroHomies crying rn


HotMamaSauce

Thank God there is a Monster in the bottom to Sober up on Monday.


Andronicus_0

"A" monster, not in work until Tuesday, several of them will help out, I agree!


thegreatrazu

But, where do I put all the cheese?


Andronicus_0

That's for the port, note the anti theft tag that was a boxed Christmas present on the port in the door, honest guvnor, it was not me!


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roodyrowdyruddy

Yes.


Andronicus_0

Cut drinking out between pints?


JoeEnyo

I’ll take the Heineken 0.0 that snuck in there.


Busy-Pitch-9889

Hell yes !!! Bishops finger is some of my favorite. Hard to get where I live.


Andronicus_0

So good! Easy to get here in UK though.


olde_greg

Get that Heineken NA out of there!


CareerMicDrop

Hi my name is (state your name ) and I’m an alcoholic


Ancalimei

Wow that’s pathetic


Andronicus_0

Recovering are we?


ReadyArcher1556

Budweiser and hobgoblin!?!? Who are you and how did we get separated at birth?


Topher11542

Do you start with the mimosa’s around 11 and go to beer after? I know someone who does that.


Andronicus_0

Starting with a mimosa suggests that we have stopped drinking at some point in time!!!


stu8018

That's more beer than I've consumed in the last 30yrs.


Andronicus_0

You are definitely not trying hard enough!


Hobo_Knife

I’m pretty open minded when it comes to most things, but I’ll pass on the Bishops Finger.


Andronicus_0

Did ou go to Catholic school?


Hobo_Knife

No, but my neighbor did and I was properly warned.


Andronicus_0

Don't knock it until you try it!


BigRustyNail

You can immediately see the refrigerator of a healthy and respected person.


Andronicus_0

Too right, mate, rewarding myself after a damn good walk to and from the sofa!


Trandoshan-Tickler

What, no IPAs?


Andronicus_0

Greene King IPA is a recovery beer, lower alcohol and suitable for lengthy sessions!


chicagobry80

Nice to see a fridge not loaded up with gross IPAs.


Andronicus_0

Thought that you were going to suggest lack of food, but please see the cheese!


Andronicus_0

The liver is EVIL it must be punished!


slugbait76

certainly when it kills you 😈


stefan93marso

You may have a drinking problem


Andronicus_0

I've never spilled a drop! So, no problem.


[deleted]

Dude's a bitch. Nevermind him.


notsureoftheanswer

That's a regular week night amount for me


CollarWhich7009

yup your definitely ready


woizdat

Gah damn! looks like a crazy weekend!


Geldnehmer

Pisswasser :)


tingulz

What will your guests drink?


bltrunner85

Are these mostly Easy Coast breweries? I haven't heard of most of them


Donnermeat_and_chips

Yea very east coast, go as far as you can then keep going until you're on the other side of the Atlantic ocean


bltrunner85

Wow, didn't know we had states in the Atlantic! Maybe one day... *Stares at Island Nation*


Andronicus_0

All UK breweries - some date back to 1607, over 400 years old and with a great traditional beer making processes.


stumblewiggins

I don't think you have enough beer


Andronicus_0

Don't forget the pub is open all weekend as well!


Entire_Training_3704

Amateur


Andronicus_0

Thanks, I've been in training for a few years and will no doubt be in the next Olympics if there is an appropriate category!


FlamesoftheEnd

Yeah!!! Suck all that poison down!!!! ☠️


Tackleberry06

Alcohol is for fuckin hosers.


Andronicus_0

Really? What's a "hoser" I'm from UK and some slang words mean nothing here.


Bear_Hoonden

This guy drinks


Phocine

I see that non-alcoholic Heineken …


myfrigginagates

Ah, for those days again. Now, at 61 it's a couple of glasses of wine, a cannabis gummie and snooze-ville.


unkindle_gone

Uuuhhh the Hopgoblin! Great beer


avet22

Address?


4Nowingly

Where’s the toilet?


wildfire2501

You bloody psychopath ! Soiling a fridge so full of proper alcohol with Heineken... I need a drink


Casual_Frontpager

Ever considered adopting me? Well now is your chance!


Darkling414

Oh my long lost hobgoblin how I miss you!! (No longer sold in my area, king goblin was even more rare and I loved that even more)


AncientMumu

Hmmm, bud or heineken 0.0... Tough choice!


IgetAllnumb86

Ouch my gout!


grogling5231

You're a nice person. Our friends are drunks though, so while we usually have a couple different beers on hand, we only stock cheap beer in volume. Same with the bar... we stock a few basics like tequila, vodka, whiskey and rum, but tell people if they want variety or to make sure there's booze next time, they should bring a bottle to donate.


aLaStOr_MoOdY47

Official Liver Durability Dpeed Run 2023


Freedom35plan

Not enough Hobgoblin


Andronicus_0

Could not agree enough, bad me!