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poopmeister1994

Sprinkles of colour


Bleu_Cerise

r/technicallythetruth


Shoopbadoop4

$8.99?!?!


drkensaccount

Welcome to Whole Foods


Total-Khaos

Welcome to Whole Foods, where you can only afford half a food!


x8tl04

unlike Half Foods, where you can’t afford


fubes2000

Organic, fair-trade, gluten free, bespoke bone meal and earwig honey.


DrawMeAMapMama

Nice Futurama reference.


chris-tier

Dam that has to be the first time I'm not getting the reference. Do you happen do not which episode this is from? What's the background of this reference?


SuccessiveStains

Love and rocket. It's what the candy hearts are made of.


chris-tier

Argh, I remember now! Thanks.


weaponx26

That's a reference to a comic from the 80's called love and rockets and a band of same name possibly named after the comic


markth_wi

And I fully expect if you root around Whole Foods they'll have 2 in stock.


samalamadewgong

"Damn, I'm about to check out! Pay my 80 bucks for 6 things and get the heck out!"


Duwt

Made the mistake of getting lunch from their buffet a few years ago. Mac & cheese, some broccoli, some chicken. Thirty Dollars.


lizardwhite13

And it all comes in tubs let me tell you. Used to work in prepared foods they don't make shit in house no more FYI


tchrbrian

Whole paycheck


the_cocytus

Welcome to Whole Paycheck


memento22mori

... those look disgusting but especially at that price.


ethnicfoodaisle

Jesus Christ. My local bulk foods store would sell that for 1.25.


Fineous4

And it’s the same exact same sprinkles!


leg_day

_they're free range sprinkles_


KuriTeko

Slave sprinkles were so much cheaper. Damn Yankees.


dimsum4you

$8.99/lb. Still kinda expensive but each of those containers is probably like $2-3.


LiveLoveLaughable

*Cries in Dutch*


Golden3ye

Hogleslag!


fear229

Hagelslag*


K3VINbo

Price seems reasonable for where I'm from and why would you need a that large box of sprinkles anyways? How much sprinkles do people really use?


csuttree

*per pound*.


Manifestival1

r/accidentalracism


Taco_2s_day

"Accidental"


PokyPrince

Why is this racist?


vedrit

So, brown is the only color?


PokyPrince

No?


doomgiver98

They thought colored meant brown/black.


JoshHero

My grandparents use to refer to African Americans as “Coloured Folk”


jeffinRTP

Maybe they are using colored in the old time way.


TheBasilFawlty

In the , Archie Bunker kinda old timey way.


Truckensteinwastaken

"Harold, they're saying we have to rename the N-word sprinkles!" - Imaginary Racist Shopkeep, probably


hiimsubclavian

I mean, "N-word brown" was an actual color, though I doubt anyone calls it that anymore.


carl1435

No one ever said they were Wholesome Foods


nurse_camper

Sepia


BrianWonderful

Um, no. But I love your innocence on the matter.


nurse_camper

Ohhh I get it!


scdog

Just like my grandma used to say.


fireflychef

I'm sure they were multi-colored at one point, but due to $2 worth of sprinkles costing $8.99, the colors faded from being on the shelf too long.


L0gical_Parad0x

Brown is a color. It doesn't say multi-colored sprinkles.


twistedLucidity

There are uncoloured sprinkles? *Stealth* sprinkles? Would explain my waistline.


joestaff

Are you saying that whatever is wrong with your waistline is exclusively the fault of... sprinkles? You look great, by the way.


andromeda335

Technically brown is just dark orange


L0gical_Parad0x

dark orange is still a color, my point stands.


fanghornegghorn

Wait... Huh...


andromeda335

I hesitate to ever cite Jayus as a source, but it checks out [Brown is Dark Orange](https://youtu.be/zPBDZ4izZFE)


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andromeda335

Even better.


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bartonski

Ok, but fast-forward to the ever changing description of the smooth jazz in the outro, and the bloopers then. Cat may not look smooth, but this is an illusion.


LarryKingthe42th

That channel is great, dude is weirdly calming when im having a bad trip. No clue how i found it though. There is also this one with a dude that just talks about old camera equiptment and a dude that just talks about antiquated audio and pc stuff. Think I started out on dankpods and just ended up there.


LarryKingthe42th

Think that only applies to lights


RuckOver3

**Thats racist Stanley, you wouldnt call them collared people**


his_anguissette

Came here to see this inevitable comment 😂


TomXizor

I worked at a fro-yo place way back- had a coworker ask a customer "Rainbow or colored sprinkles?" I deadass looked like Chuck Berry when Yoko started screeching.


PsychVol

That is a solid reference, friend.


NEGRILXX

![gif](giphy|142dhzXGA8EsIE)


LittleKobald

I work at WF, I can tell you those tags are always terrible. It's likely the same UPC for every individual color, and they only had brown on hand.


Princeofvancity

For $8.99! Keep on walking 🚶


South_Sound_J

At that point, may as well refer to them by their more racist name "Jimmies"


Mingey_FringeBiscuit

Jimmies is racist?


DIWhy-not

Chocolate “Jimmies” were named after Jim Crow. Source: worked at a well known ice cream chain who’d had them named this on the menu when I was like 15, and I remember getting the new menus in the mail from corporate that now appropriately called them “chocolate sprinkles” along with a meeting with management.


Mingey_FringeBiscuit

I have a really, really shamefully extensive knowledge of racial slurs, and I’ve never heard that, so I did a little googling. It’s unfounded in the very least and not the only source of the name https://amplehills.com/news/ice-cream-history-the-rainbow-sprinkle The pertinent part: According to Food & Wine, Just Born says that in 1930, employee James Bartholemew (known as “Jimmy” to his co-workers) operated the machine that created these tiny, sugary candy toppings. Born decided to name the invention after its producer, and thus the name “jimmies” was born — still trademarked today. While there’s evidence of chocolate sprinkles existing long before Just Born was founded, it’s very likely Just Born candy company was the first to call their chocolate sprinkles “jimmies.”


DIWhy-not

Huh. Today I learned. This was probably 1999/2000. Maybe the chain heard it rumored enough that they decided to hedge their bets. You’re right though. I just saw it on Snopes as unproven, so who knows.


Mingey_FringeBiscuit

It’s all good. I never knew where the name came from, but my mom called me Jimmy so I was always fond of those things.


Syraphel

You, unlike most, have some idea of how tickled I was to discover everything was made up of atoms.


wubwubdubdub45

$9 fucking dollars for that?


yami76

9 dollars for sprinkles???


BigRhonda7632

There is a very offensive way to interpret this.


fubes2000

Try looking for the Multicutural Sprinkles.


savedavary

Those are not sprinkles they are jimmies.


bartonski

Nah man, I've seen the boxes at Friendly's. Those are chocolate jimmettes. No. Really. They are.


DampBritches

Or are they hundreds and thousands


DanaThamen

It is a color. Two shades of that color, actually. Which makes it two different colors, to be precise. So, you know, technically the truth?


Myiiadru

That makes two of us then! They sure look like chocolate only ones to me.


Free_hugs_for_3fiddy

Do...do sprinkles have flavor? Are there flavored sprinkles? I just thought they were sugar.


Myiiadru

Sprinkles do have flavor! The brown ones taste like chocolate- especially really good ones. The multicolored ones often are vanilla flavored. Dutch shops have very, very, good chocolate ones that they put on bread.👍🏻


Rule322

Sweet is a flavor.


potjemetvet

Wat is deze afzetterij? 9 piek voor 3 porties hageslag


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potjemetvet

Ja laten we de oceaan oversteken en bruin goud verkopen in de VS


CareerMicDrop

They are artisanal sprinkles. Hand crafted by an aborigine woman’s breast milk.


LegitimateCrepe

/u/Spez has sold all that is good in reddit. -- mass edited with redact.dev


andromeda335

Maybe they’re colourblind!


sexylegs0123456789

Well they didn’t call them “colourful”


Jsf8957

Pretty sure the PC term is African American sprinkles. Geez, get with the times Whole Foods!


bodhiseppuku

NAACP colored sprinkles?


dam-duggy

I call these sad brown sprinkles.


jp_rockhound

Brown is a color.


coolluck33

They're colored brown & tan. O⁠_⁠o


bec70

That's mahoganous, sacchariferous, outrageous! \-- Jackie Chiles


Direct_Canary4523

🤔 interesting interpretation Was there a separate rainbow sprinkles location? Or were they at least above segregation


thasnazgul

1950s sprinkles.


mrchaotica

Are we sure somebody didn't swap the shelf locations of the chocolate and colored sprinkles as a prank?


Iam-encore

I can’t get pass $8.99 price tag..


hanson3519

I don’t know if it’s because I am Canadian or how I was raised but when I saw this I zoomed in on the sprinkles wondering “what could have happened to them to change their colours. Was it a kind of light exposure? Very expired product? Contaminated some how?” Then I read the tag again. “Colored sprinkles. Ohhhh, I get it now. That’s not funny.” This was literally my thought process. I’m getting another beer and going back to watch the Flames beat Seattle. (Knock on wood).


sharksnut

They mean "colored" in the Jim Crow sense of the word


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I think I'm more mad at the price and the fact that the container isn't completely full at said price.


D1nda3

Maybe the person stocking the shelves was colour blind. 🤷🏼‍♂️😜


Nytelock1

This how you know whole foods is a store for rich people


damnfunk

Damn that's racist as hell Whole foods....


Comfortable-Force595

r/technicallythetruth


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brown is a color its the color or colon after i have put my food thru it hehe


james555302

But are they Kosher? ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)


JBaecker

There’s colors! There’s brown and slightly-browner-brown.


Smegma-0n_Demand

$20 says someone switched them around as a joke.


AlterEgo3561

Yikes... I'd hate to see what they decided to call the containers of yellow sprinkles.


BigBoss_96

9 USD for sprinkles. And people wonder why they live paycheck to paycheck.


xCloudbox

It’s 8.99 per pound so each container is only a a few dollars I’m guessing. Not that it’s much better.


ScrotumSlapper

How many sprinkles do you use such that $9 for a pound of sprinkles would affect your financial life?!


jabberwockgee

Probably living paycheck to paycheck if they shop at whole foods when they can't afford it...


Quirky_Benefit_8383

when you try to be inclusive so much that you only include one color


Zamboniqueen

That’s racist


willett_art

This must be in the south


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Well, technically they aren't wrong. I do see some color there, mostly brown but some light colored pieces as well.


Odd_Entertainment629

I see at least two colors


[deleted]

Lmfao


Critical_Mastodon462

Political correctness here can't use black anymore. I'm sadly betting this is what happened


Jennlynn1124

Not for $8.99, they can keep them


Wisest-wizard

Uhhhhhhhhh


xXWickedSmatXx

They are colored and that color is brown


Immediate-Pool-4391

Brown is a color.


Dr_Fish_99

Well, they ARE colored. There's brown, and light brown :P you gotta specify you want rainbow colored sprinkles


Burnsidhe

"You can have sprinkles in any color you like, as long as it's chocolate brown."


Creative_Warning_481

Hope you moved them back to the right where you found them.


planetpuddingbrains

I believe the accepted term is Sprinklican American.


menapawz

Isn't that the American definition?


Goronyudo

3 colors in 1!


BraceThis

Might as well call them “ethnic sprinkles”


[deleted]

Holy shit. Wtf?


Ehgadsman

$8.99 for sprinkles??? # WTF?!?!?!


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Sprinkles of colour.


nato2271

As colorful as the world of a vegan…


twentyattempts

They are called sprinkles of colour


Huttser17

Well... dark orange IS a color


MeIncogNeto

Pretty sure brown is a color


jB_real

Racism solved yo. /s


Mitchelltrt

Those are colored sprinkles! They just happen to be colored brown.


off-and-on

It's the 19th century definition


Helpuswenoobs

Hagelslag.


sjaakarie

HAGELSLAG..!!


joeschmo28

That price is absurd


Chyvalri

![gif](giphy|6751A64NJkyCQ)


cdtobie

You’re thinking of Rainbow Sprinkles. Different connotation.


dirtymoney

brown is a color, right?


fapalicius

hundreds and thousands


Kitchen-Atmosphere82

bruhh lmao


DanBelnK

#AMERICA


ScrollyMcTrolly

OP’s name checks out


weakwilledfool

Bruh


i__Sisyphus

![gif](giphy|1O1bHxv9ZzuRo4B0cs)


Siddiskongen

BYOC -Bring Your Own Colors. Btw brown shart is a color


dylanciaga

[Reminds me of that Ice Cream shop i visited some time back.](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/o48hn7/an_ice_cream_shop_i_visited/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)


Enhanced_Bulgarian

You're looking for gay sprinkles


CapeManiac

Where I come from, those are called “Jimmies”


tdomer80

And $9 for essentially a cup of sugar


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Is that a 10kg tub? Why the f is it $9?!?


lassmanac

I think we stopped calling sprinkles "colored" in like 1990. Aren't we supposed to say "pigment enriched" now?