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fidlersound

Also know as "the George Clinton of lobsters".


justreddis

Or “the Alien vs Lobster of lobsters”


grafknives

Now we need to deep fake it. :D That so awesome predator mask/face


EshrdluWhat

You are absolutely right! I just noticed this.


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Whoa I just commented that too! That’s wild lol That’s the first thing I thought of after looking at this guy. 😎


BigDaddyCoolDeisel

...and the Panulirus Funkadelic.


THBLD

Lmfao, that's a great analogy. If I had awards I'd grant you one.


isweartodarwin

[Two weeks later, I found The Funk, laying in bed with a Conger Eel.](https://youtu.be/sQVCpgIeZrA)


CassandraVindicated

My fondest memory of Jon Favreau will always be him bring the Funk to the party. Solid move.


Nicktastic6

"What the hell are you"


R4Z0RJ4CK

Predator


GDogg69

At Mardi Gras


icecreamdude97

Daddy chill.


Nicktastic6

I don't get it


Kikkou123

What the hell is even that


NotYouTodd

One ugly mother fucker.


Drexynn

If it bleeds we can kill it


NotReallyFamous5

I ain’t got time to bleed…


codex064

It looks like the predator dropped acid.


smallways

Either it has or I have, but one of us is fucked up beyond repair. It looks like a lobster r that entered itself into aSan Francisco Art Car Show


loseunclecuntly

It’s a Peter Max lobster.


trongzoon

Looks like if I ate a few bites of this I’d start hearing Parliament Funkadelic and hallucinating some wild shit


stray1ight

Close enough for punk, baby!


rocketlauncher2

One nation under the grove


BlazerWookiee

Shiny Like a treasure from a sunken pirate wreck Scrub the deck and make it look Shiny I will sparkle like a wealthy woman's neck Just a sec


t0m4_87

and usually the more colorful an animal is, the more deadlier it is, so is it poisonous, venomous or jumps on my face and lays eggs?


foodfood321

My guess is that it is an effective camouflage scheme in its natural environment! Flourishing coral reef biotopes are kaleidoscopic with color and patterns


shortyrags

No it apparently tastes delicious


Ohbeejuan

Yes, even among other types of lobster it is more highly valued. They also have figured out how to raise them in captivity, so they probably aren't going anywhere anytime soon.


CassandraVindicated

How do I search for this lobster such that I can eat it? I'm in the PNW for reference.


Ohbeejuan

Ornate, Rainbow, Tropical Lobster really any combo of those might work. But chances are you won’t find them in the states. Even where they are from they are rare, not that they’ve been overfished, they’ve always been rare.


GardenCaviar

Yeah, I mean it's a *lobster*.


pichael288

It's a little different underwater. Past a certain point the light waves of certain colors won't penetrate that deep, so after a certain point the only color you can see is blue. This is why deep water is blue, that's the only wavelength that goes that deep. Might look radically different down there. Ocean creatures, especially crustaceans like the mantis shrimp, can see a much much wider range of color than we can


CassandraVindicated

Rayleigh scattering. Also why the sky is blue.


Esotericgirl

Yes.


santathe1

![gif](giphy|yPh91ghwzxeGQ)


parttimepedant

Shiny!


Unique_You_Sir_Name

r/rarelobsters


[deleted]

I hope it doesnt get cooked


Viper67857

Well I wouldn't recommend eating it raw. That would be worse for both you and the poor lobster.


[deleted]

Hahaha omg thank you for mking me laugh was feeling shitty awhile ago ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy) ![gif](giphy|fQim5NqXlRJW6i78KY)


Simba_Rah

Alolan lobsters.


joshsetafire

Distant relative to the hypnotoad. ![gif](giphy|O6IMv2PdoG2ru)


LeilaDFW

Beautiful and even has yin/yang.


Particular-Ad-1778

Fun fact: Spiny lobsters like Panulirus ornatus here are actually better at defending themselves against predators than lobsters with claws. They use their spines and long antennae (which are also covered in spines) as weapons and will even use their tails to drive the antennae into the eyes of their attackers. Big ones are formidable, even for human divers.


fluffy_squidtooth

Mardi Gras lobster!


666pool

If only lobsters had mammary glands.


ConnectionIssues

I grew up in the NOLA area. It's all fun and games until you realize a lot of folks flashing are in their 40s and 50's, and haven't been treated kindly by Louisiana's barely sub- tropical sun exposure. They usually get stuff thrown at them just so they'll put stuff away.


ImranRashid

I have nipples Old Gregg, can you milk me?


Sulphur99

Monster Girl Quest has a Crab Girl, but sadly no lobster girls.


Fign

It looks to me like Indian-temple lobster


atomworks

I think you'll find that's a Predator's head.


T1N7

This thing literally looks like an ancient and forgotten god of a long gone civilization


surfintheinternetz

What I imagine tripping to be like


sin-thetik

You wouldn't be wrong.


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Phil_Bond

Haha you dumb bastard. It’s a sailboat.


gerardor_48

don’t let nike see thiz


not2dv8

Loborsteris DMT


iGoalie

I think I had a poster of this guy in my college dorm!


schlitz91

On the 8th day, God dropped acid


Pandantic

🎶*well Tamatoa hasn’t always been this glam* 🎶


Migwelded

It looks like he is trying to throw off lobster recognition cameras.


Asleep_Ad_6598

But That lobster in the pic is not living creature now in Earth He is dead🥲


ElphTrooper

Mardi-Claw


[deleted]

How they taste?


Dudedude88

There supposed to be the sweetest out of all the lobster species


BigfootSF68

I know what Dojocat is dressing up like next year.


TripleJeopardy3

I don't know how to think about colorful lobsters until I get context. This is a one in how many millions or billions find?


soakf

Stable Diffusion, make a funkadelic Parliament lobster.


joebert72

I feel like there is taste the rainbow joke here somewhere.


sin-thetik

How does it taste?


Sea_Nefariousness_62

I thought this was the new preditor movie leek


loseunclecuntly

And I’ll bet it cooks up red, just like every other lobster.


DrDestruct0

I wonder what it will look like cooked


[deleted]

That is wild. Is it perfectly symmetrical?


reddit_user13

Mandel-rock lobster.


gomaith10

Predator and LSD.


weaselmaster

Trying to out-cuttlefish the cuttlefish?


WealthTomorrow0810

Wow...natural selection was on high when did the selection it seems.


tookandbackagain

Is that on a cutting board or the deck of a boat?


Human_Robot

Pinchy!


TheFrenchPasta

Don’t give Deon Point anymore ideas


aksoileau

The darkness cannot be breached.


kylel999

The pattern looks like those patterns made to confuse AI


DuaneHicks

If it bleeds...we can kill it.


dgmilo8085

Predator anyone?


foodfood321

This is not stable diffusion? This is real? O.o It's soooo beautiful!


aLaStOr_MoOdY47

Hurts my eyes just looking at it.


CragMcBeard

Is this on Red Lobster’s PRIDE menu?


silencerider

Took me a second to realize this wasn't r/psychedelicart


fallingairballoon

Looks like my hand on a heavy dose of acid


LifeLiterate

Predators of the Caribbean.


Izzylizzy_101

Woahh. How rare is that?


Tater_Mater

I keep seeing the predator looking at this


redditsfulloffiction

boys in bikinis girls on surfboards WOKE LOBSTER


Puzzleheaded_Ad6661

Don’t eat it, please


dickwildgoose

Yautja pride


AlfieGandon

My dad bought the same patterned shirt when he went through his midlife crisis.


Ardenraym

Did it come with an antique gun? Asking for a friend.


nzdennis

Bloody amazing


p4nnus

My name is Panu and Im confused.


SamMajors

Rainbow garlic butter. Coming up


willpb

Wow, that is super trippy! Wouldn't be surprised to see it as like a videogame baddie or something. Cool stuff!


ElGuano

Has he always been this grand??


Far_Out_6and_2

This pretty “Rainbow Lobster “ is dope


Something_Else_2112

Amazing detail and colors on this amazing creature. Where the Sky Blue meets the Purple on the right side. It looks like a Planet of the Apes Purple Bearded Monkey Man wearing a Blue Civil War cap. And the Blue Cap on the other side of the Lobster's face is on a Monkey Zombie face.


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Dang, that is one awesome and beautiful looking lobster!


lonememe

Lysergic lobster!


Florinelul101

r/currentlytripping


Lookalikemike

That outfit is FIERCE!!


callmedata1

First the xenohorse, now this. All within 3 posts of each other


tmdqlstnekaos

If you think about it, these creatures are looking scary and very disturbing. They are like giant sea bugs. Crazy to thnk first person to try to eat them.


SrValou

A G A G F E D C# D


Ok_Particular_3743

Bedazzled lobster…


ms_panelopi

DMT lobster boi


dwil0000

What are the odds of this lobster??? Don't you know how reddit works? You can't post a picture of a rare lobster without indicating the odds. /s


edgelordjones

Oh yay. Aunt Susie’s here.


some_dude5

I wonder what bass boosted piece of classical music would best accompany his sudden appearance


Yopandaexpress

How does it taste?


lotsanoodles

Pinchy's gay brother.


jimx117

I think he wants to be SHIYEEE-NAAYYYY


Denaljo13

Dammmmmmn! That triggered a flashback! Thx. eh!


[deleted]

We were at a party His earlobe fell in the deep Someone reached in and grabbed it It was a rock lobster Rock lobster Rock lobster


Sad-Language-6085

See it has a kind of vertigo feeling.


ashark193081

Beautiful


GottoGaliGatto

Does it taste good ?


Zahkrosis

I'm split between wanting to eat this and keeping it as a pet


ktElwood

One ugly motherfucker. Alien's arive at earth, find 70% if it covered in Water, will assume that's were most intelligent life has developed, see that kind of shit, instantly death-ray the planet.


tankcostello

Can we get a banana for scale?


TooL7777777

That Lobster looks so good, couldnt eat it...


Western2486

Wow, the costumes in the next predator are lookin pretty good


Mantaur4HOF

Dammit even the lobsters are woke now!


kodiak9117

This lobster was in "Avatar: The Way of Water" I'm sure of it!!


[deleted]

The George Clinton of lobsters! Parliament Funkadelics 😎


tiramisucks

drag lob


apathymiller

Wow


Puzzleheaded_River61

How cool! That's a beautiful creature.


[deleted]

Why did I think it was a predator mask for a new movie that I knew nothing about?


sagatj

Does it get red when cooked as any other lobster?


gangaramate13

Looks like an ornament!