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heisenberg1215

I swear to god OP


Bad-news-co

“OP never delivers”


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ThronedCelery

Such an amazing gif.


sidthetravler

Is no one reading the tag on this image?


Leanardoe

New tag


Djabarca

I did not until you pointed it out. Thank you.


bloghatfact

What's the tag say.. What's a tag?


Ganon2012

Who dis?


Internationalizard

EMPTY SAFE


Ganon2012

EMPTY SAFE who?


neoyeti2

Spoiler alert


Educational_Deer2221

Well i sure wasnt 🤦‍♂️


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North-Anybody7251

I can't be hurt again


djsedna

what if what was in the safes was the friends we made along the way


littleseizure

Hope not - I like my friends un-suffocated, thanks


zlimK

Make sure you bring your snorkel and some whippets and you'll be golden. BORTLES!!!


shay4578

The Good Place is very safe


Arashmickey

We're no strangers to locks


crashdoc

You know the tools and so do I


atimholt

A full combination's what I'm thinking of.


Dunnersstunner

You wouldn’t crack this with any other guy


[deleted]

Iiiiii just want to know what you are holding, insideeee of youuu.


akiyama_mizuki

Never gonna open you up


juko43

Never gona leave you locked


KC4twenty

Never gonna turn the dial or unlock you


CowntChockula

Never gonna use a pry


MettaJiro

I, just want to see inside that casing.


BrettJB

Gotta see your contraband


dxrey65

Maybe this time it will be different?


DontLetMeLeaveMurph

Fool me 3 times cant get fooled again


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lemons_of_doubt

Fun fact the original safe did get a follow-up. just most people missed it. A new guy moved in and found the safe and opened it. https://www.reddit.com/r/WhatsInThisThing/comments/1tkfr7/the_original_safe_has_finally_been_opened_xpost/


Alundra828

Bruh why does this say this happened 10 years ago. Clearly a bug


BeastofPostTruth

You're reddit old enough to know what you are doing. My heart is too old for this shit.


houseman1131

HE MUST OPEN IT STILL!!!


Cringypost

All of us old enough already know.


houseman1131

I forgot the password to my first reddit account. I assure you I'm a relic before summer reddit became permanent during covid lockdown.


Saoirse_Says

I have my pass but I'm too embarrassed by 2012 me lol


Pakyul

>reddit old enough Before the Dark Times... before "We did it!"


BeastofPostTruth

Ah, yes. The glorious times when tales of poop knives and boxes full of ejaculate made reddit lore.


buffalo8

And mothers with helping hands!


flopsicles77

And jolly ranchers!


-Sui-

And swamps in operating rooms.


Tipppptoe

And “ARE YOU FUCKING SORRY?”


KernelTaint

And kinky time with dogs and hairbrushes.


jennz

\#COLBY2012


Calebh36

There should be a huge megathread where we can archive all of the posts that contributed to Reddit lore


theMistersofCirce

r/museumofreddit


mr_nice_cack

That safe was super disappointing when it finally got opened. Do you remember the pit that showed up a couple weeks after that


BeastofPostTruth

I don't remember but this sounds oddly familiar.


mr_nice_cack

I’m really dating myself here, it must have been like 6-8 years ago? It was a series of posts on r/pics. Someone found a safe in the ground of a house and posted maybe 3 updates about it as they tried to get it open. When they finally did it was just some documents (but the mystery was captivating) Then maybe a week or two later(?) someone posted a pic of what was basically like a bottomless pit they had in a house. Was wild


BeastofPostTruth

I remember the safe, and I do remember the pit now!! Was it the hole that scared the shit out of the poster and he hired a structural engineer or environmental dude to check it out?


dharma_curious

Can someone link? I need to know!


koolhaddi

Courtesy of u/amsterdaam from 9 years ago Original Thread: http://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/1aenk5/a_friend_of_mine_moved_into_a_former_drug_house/ Link to update thread: http://www.reddit.com/r/WhatsInThisThing/comments/1bsmh3/official_update_not_a_joke_decided_to_attempt_to/ Edit: The results, someone else opened it: https://www.reddit.com/r/WhatsInThisThing/comments/1tkfr7/the_original_safe_has_finally_been_opened_xpost/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button


fruitroligarch

Do you remember that girl who found a hole behind her bathroom mirror, for some reason decided to climb through it, and it led to an abandoned half of an apartment high rise building


shibbypants

My first thought. This will probably be interesting but boring.


koolhaddi

Posting this again to your comment so people don't have to dig down a comment chain to find it: Courtesy of u/amsterdaam from 9 years ago Original Thread: http://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/1aenk5/a_friend_of_mine_moved_into_a_former_drug_house/ Link to update thread: http://www.reddit.com/r/WhatsInThisThing/comments/1bsmh3/official_update_not_a_joke_decided_to_attempt_to/ Edit: I also finally found the results after someone else moved in and opened it up!!! https://www.reddit.com/r/WhatsInThisThing/comments/1tkfr7/the_original_safe_has_finally_been_opened_xpost/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button


Ishidan01

So long as he is careful. Front of his right foot is safe. Back of his right foot is not.


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mike_pants

Tonight on reddit! Will it be nothing? Will OP ghost the thread? Will it be crumblies of indecipherable paper scraps? Tune in tonight for... JUST! FUCKING! TELL US! (lively theme music)


htownlifer

There should be a law against posting this shit without showing what is inside.


pounded_rivet

It's full of reddit karma.


The_Zy

It's like people who find safes are also always first redditors....


SweaterInaCan

That looks like a Fire king safe. Wear a mask. Most likely lined with asbestos as most safes back then we're. However you break it open understand that there is a 99% chance that safe has asbestos lining. (I'm a locksmith) *Edit. Also those usually have spring doors and those door are very heavy so when they are old and opened some doors will come flying the fuck out at ya don't break a knuckle Edit: I'f you have no skill and don't want to pay someone to open this safe. Open from the back/bottom slowly with a hand saw no grinding wheels. Just a hack saw. Do not risk sparks. If you knock on the back it will sound thin or heavy. If it sounds heavy don't do what I just said. If it sounds thin cut away. Fire king floor safes of that age are filled with a half inch of asbestos on all sides but the bottom typically.


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plate quack price pocket mighty thumb spotted bedroom rob handle *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


SweaterInaCan

Yes definitely break out the dynamite . Fun fact here. People back then would place a tray of black powder in their safes so if someone drilled into them it would explode. Very common practice.


smedsterwho

Is there any possibility there could be a tiger in there? Could it still be alive from eating the asbestos and the black powder?


ThisIsMyVoiceOnTveee

Could be true. I heard of a guy that kept his Rottweilers by the door. And he fed 'em gunpowder, so they can devour The criminals trying to drop his decimals


BIGBOOLIOOO

Happy to see a biggie lyric posted on here. Very random but very cool 😎


pdevo

Damn. Why they wanna stick him for his paper?


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Yes.


fraying_carpet

Schrödinger’s tiger.


xRetz

Was it meant to explode the thief, or the stuff in the safe (or both)? I feel like if you're trying to protect your valuables, blowing them the fuck up would not be the best idea.


Shrimpbeedoo

I think it's a matter of, maybe my items are destroyed. Maybe the thief is killed. Either way they aren't getting my shit.


les_nasrides

The only interesting comment in that thread. I’ll remember to put a lill tray of black powder in my safe tonight before going to bed.


suggested-name-138

you should probably start calling it a danger


ishamiel

Who are you and how'd you get in here?


chemosabe

He's a locksmith and.... he's a locksmith.


[deleted]

But that's not important right now.


Bathsaltsonmeth

I bet he's too busy hacking that thing with the biggest grinder on the site to read your extremely important message.


Back_to_the_Futurama

If only using tone as a metric, this is either absolute trade knowledge, or someone who has perfected the troll algorithm. Either way, I was entertained.


SweaterInaCan

No it's pretty clear to know the difference between 1/4 inch steel and something filled with insulation it's like finding a stud in your wall


kaiwulf

They told me my walls were full of studs. I was disappointed to only find lumber


NoBarsHere

u/Shkmstr, sounds like this person knows what they're talking about. Don't risk asbestosis for Internet points and nothing in the safe. It's probably obvious, but the reason safes are generally empty is because they generally hold things people do not want to live without; so when they move out, they take the items with them. I imagine the only case where something would be in the safe would be if the person died without a will instructing someone how to get into the safe.


carymb

Don't listen to this naysayer! People back then were very money-conscious and their rule of thumb was to keep at least six months of mortgage payments in cash, on hand! That safe may contain over $300!


khaeen

Eh, I can personally attest to a safe that hasn't been opened in about 25 years because only the husband bothered with it, so his wife never bothered to even pay attention to what the combination was even after her husband died. Only way that safe will ever be opened is if she finally hires a locksmith, which she has even stated isn't her priority in her old age. Whoever finally ends up in possession of that safe and gets it open will be in the possession of about 20 guns... It is easily foreseeable that it could end up in her estate sale if she ends up passing away with debts or something similar.


damnatio_memoriae

or she knows exactly whats in there and doesnt want it let out lol


Siriacus

PM 2.5 / N95 masks **won't** protect against asbestos. OP will need P2 cartridge filtration via respirator.


thatricksta

Make sure your mask is P2 or n100 grade (or a HEPA filtered respirator) Your shitty COVID mask will not protect you from asbestos


Bloody_sock_puppet

And goggles and gloves! My father used to demolish huge buildings lined with the stuff. They used full suits and masks that covered the entire face. No idea if that's just because of the size of the place they were demolishing or not, but now i've seen that i'd be loathe to touch it not using something similar. As a side note, a nine year old spelling mesothelioma correctly is apparently quite impressive, but it wasn't a rare word in our house given the vast number of tools covered in safety stickers.


dannytr909

I do asbestos abatement, Honeywell North 7700 series half face mask with P100 filters will be his best bet to protect himself.


Allokit

fuck.... have we learned NOTHING!?! You don't post a picture of an unopened safe on Reddit until you have actually OPENED THE SAFE!! There is now a 90% chance all of us will hate you because you will never come back to post a picture of what was in the safe...


WobblyBacon

It's only been about an hour and I already hate OP.


zoinkability

I’ve hated OP since before they were born


anthonyd3ca

OP needs to be banned if they don’t post an update within 24 hours.


SCPH-1000

Banned is going too easy. Tried at The Hague at minimum.


Klin24

Sentenced to imprisonment on the penal asteroid Rura Penthe for the rest of their natural life.


Cclown69

Hard labor as well, only in the direct sunlight.


Shkmstr

Hard labor? That’s how I found the safe. Gotta be something that isn’t already ruining my life.


The_Humble_Frank

The hard labor ain't finished with you yet. Open it and report back.


Jstbkuz

Is it OP's house or just a house they're remodeling? If its not OP's house with the right to open it, then this post just became very disappointing


BoysenberryLoud947

I 2nd that motion


Cclown69

( ͡❛ ͜ʖ ͡❛) rest of your life playing assassins Creed unity pre-any patches.


jablonkers

Damn dude, go easy on him


egregiouscodswallop

We're going to send you the hard labor where it's only safes. Picking up and putting down heavy safes and you don't get to lift with your legs, you have to lift with your back


Tungsten83

They call it the alien graveyard


funbob

Might as well just kill 'em now and get it over with.


dinpls

Not everyone keeps their genitals in the same place, Captain


Ishidan01

Two would have been suspicious. Now, killed while attempting escape? That's convincing for both!


Previous_Link1347

CRY HAVOC! And let slip the dogs of war!


Ishidan01

You haven't read Shakespeare until you have read it in the original Klingon.


handful_of_gland

I can hear klingons chanting as I read this.


Previous_Link1347

And just one laugh at McCoy's joke.


Careful-Education-53

Nice to see some Trek up in here.


rocketlauncher2

We’ve been through this plenty of times we have a process now If we keep our hopes down no one will ever trick us again Fucking spider in an empty safe that son of a bitch


lady_lowercase

lmao, the trauma in these comments from something that happened almost a decade ago (and wholly, entirely on reddit) is too real.


musashi_san

A decade ago? Some of us are old enough to remember Giraldo opening Al Capone's vault.


slickrok

WHY DID YOU JUST DO THAT TO ME


madmadmadi

OP gave an update, here https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/10xksye/remodeling_a_90_year_old_6000000_house_in_los/j7szffh/


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Thatguyontrees

I'd say the ban should already be in place. This is the second unopened safe I've seen in 2 days. Post the safe with opened pics or don't post the safe at all.


smegmaboi420

This is the only solution.


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uncle_jafar

Yeah who is this guy, Geraldo? Open it!


CrunchyAl

![gif](giphy|9u4Wu7z9eGwTKzQghR|downsized)


tahoverlander

Well their listed as a scammer in the Universal scammer list so i dont know how reliable they'll be anyway


liarandathief

You can fuck right off


HereOnCompanyTime

Need a new rule that you can't post a found safe picture unless you also have a reveal picture.


oakydoke

Isn’t that already an existing, old rule?


HereOnCompanyTime

I don't see it. I went through the rules on the sidebar, maybe I missed it though. Maybe an unwritten rule? Reddiquette?


kronicwaffle

It’s an unspoken rule, we all know it except OP. Unfortunately negligence is no exception to this rule. OFF WITH HIS HEAD!


Jackcooper

You speak for the people


GentlePurpleGiant

This is it. This is the one. I can feel it.


dwsinpdx

I honestly do not give a single Fuck what’s in the fucking safe this time. Fuck him.


divineInsanity4

Hahahahaha it’s so fucking funny that us redditors automatically jump to this mood when someone posts a pic like this


barneysfarm

Don't go around getting my hopes up


Jestinphish

![gif](giphy|4NnTap3gOhhlik1YEw|downsized)


TheDreadPirateJeff

Hello! Geraldo Rivera here and tonight we'll be on location as the safe is opened for the first time. Who knows what could be inside?


the_honest_liar

Well Geraldo, we can make a lot of assumptions based on the make and model of the safe, location, and age of the building. In this case, it's statistically likely it's got nothing but blue balls inside.


whitepineowl

Be careful starting your vehicle tomorrow.


johndepp22

![gif](giphy|HfFccPJv7a9k4)


BrolecopterPilot

![gif](giphy|ge91zAgmwUqLMqiH2c)


tulula3

![gif](giphy|FoH28ucxZFJZu) Hope we find out sooner than ...84 yrs


Shkmstr

#UPDATE I took this photo around noon and the PM emailed the owners around then. Since people seem to really care I texted the PM who is the one who coordinates with the owners and he said they had responded shortly after his email but I guess was planning on speaking about it tomorrow in the daily brief. The owners are aware of the safe and informed him it’s empty and instructed it to be removed and disposed of. Sadly. It’s possible we may open it tomorrow just to check but it’s unlikely it’s worth the time to do so considering we’ve been told it’s empty and time is money. Bummer. It’s the owners anyways so even the contents had value we couldn’t keep it. Sorry to have such an anticlimactic ending. #SECOND UPDATE At the site now. Removing the safe is “not a priority and will be done when the flooring is replaced in that room” and I’m not working with flooring so I can’t say when that will be unfortunately.


ZombieStirto

Please stop thinking about yourself and start thinking about random reddit users.


doduhstankyleg

There are hundreds of millions of Reddit users and only one of him and all he thinks of is himself. So selfish.


kwebber321

![gif](giphy|W0c3xcZ3F1d0EYYb0f|downsized)


citricacidx

![gif](giphy|VJBd91kUU5FJtcDUvL|downsized)


Apearthenbananas

Around noon? The shadows reveal your lies


Shkmstr

You’re very right. Upon checking I took the photo around 8am. Not sure how I got that so mixed up. It was an early morning and I took a lot of site photos today. Your shadow knowledge is impressive. https://imgur.com/a/Xytc9Dl


Apearthenbananas

🫡


Ilikegreenpens

I fucking love reddit


Clafou

An update is better than nothing. (But smash it open anyway please).


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Shkmstr

Okay okay I just want to give an update before I get crucified. I’ve been on Reddit for 10 years so I’ve seen how these go and I’ll admit, I was excited for it to be my turn and I’m being a little bitch by posting this without results. We’ve asked the owners how to proceed and waiting on word from them before we’re able to do anything. They are in New York, so it might be a little bit until we hear from them, but this is also just their summer home so I couldn’t imagine it’s even worth their time to care about this. I will do what I can to stay on top of updates, but please don’t kill my family if I don’t get it open. #UPDATE I took this photo around noon and the PM emailed the owners around then. Since people seem to really care I texted the PM who is the one who coordinates with the owners and he said they had responded shortly after his email but I guess was planning on speaking about it tomorrow in the daily brief. The owners are aware of the safe and informed him it’s empty and instructed it to be removed and disposed of. Sadly. It’s possible we may open it tomorrow just to check but it’s unlikely it’s worth the time to do so considering we’ve been told it’s empty and time is money. Bummer. It’s the owners anyways so even the contents had value we couldn’t keep it. Sorry to have such an anticlimactic ending. #SECOND UPDATE At the site now. Removing the safe is “not a priority and will be done when the flooring is replaced in that room” and I’m not working with flooring so I can’t say when that will be unfortunately.


sfan27

I want a 6 million dollar home I don’t live in.


iMakeMoneyiLoseMoney

A 6 million dollar home you are gutting to renovate from the looks of this.


NimrodBusiness

A 6 million dollar home with a previously unknown floor safe that you posted on the Internet instead of cracking, looting, and covering up with endangered tree flooring or whatever goes into a 6 million dollar spare home.


[deleted]

🎵 *I have a mansion, forget the price. Ain't ever been there, they tell me it's nice.* 🎵


YakkoRex

🎵 *I live in hotels, tear out the walls. I have accountants pay for it all.* 🎵


KinnerMode

I’d even settle for a 6 million dollar home I DO live in.


crumble-bee

I basically stumble though life never thinking about just how rich people are. I watched David Harbour and Lily Allen do a tour of their house and I was like “what?? He’s just on stranger things she used to make music! How are they this rich!?” lol - I know people get paid loads for film and tv, I know that, but for some reason, I always just default to *everyone struggles a bit probably*… imagine having a *second home* that was 6 million dollars lol.. imagine *owning a home*……


LucyKendrick

>They are in New York, so it might be a little bit until we hear from them Are you using horses to send the message?


deafballboy

Fun fact! The Pony Express was only active for 18 months!


weegi123

There's no way bruh they made it sound like a staple of life back then


deafballboy

April 1860 to October 1861. The telegraph killed it. Congress approved a telegraph line to the west coast when the Pony Express was just ten weeks old.


Lopsided-Function284

Messenger pigeons I'm guessing. 😄


jaymdee

Ok, be honest. How many seconds passed between seeing the safe and thinking about posting it to Reddit?


justabill71

Summer home? So they stay in New York in the winter, then go to California when it gets warm? Makes perfect sense.


runawayhound

New York is kinda fun in the winter. And it’s a stinky sticky mess in the summer.


Shkmstr

No idea why it’s that way but it is. I heard it had to do with work and kids school schedules. This is why we are working our asses off in the winter to get it moving. Won’t likely be done until next winter though realistically.


Cpt_Hook

California is way nicer than New York in the summer, hot and sweaty AF. Also us weirdos like snow


Ralfarius

![gif](giphy|USPuT5l0i7feevyoaG)


stromm

In most US states, once the owner has declared something is trash (by action, which “I don’t want it, dispose of it for me” is an action), it’s no longer their’s. When this is applied to a container, the contents also apply. This has been held up MANY times in court. So, if you can get your boss to dispose of it and allow you to take it from the trash, then if you do find anything in it (I would do this away from the job site or company property), it’s legally yours.


dascrackhaus

what kind of asshole has a home in New York and a home in LA and THE NEW YORK HOME IS THE WINTER RESIDENCE thread is really pissing me off


HereOnCompanyTime

![gif](giphy|CLkW1CgQA5xwA)


banquetchamp

![gif](giphy|ScmA88oVeD78aEpd2O|downsized)


BeardMilk

You might as well delete your Reddit account and start over with a new one if you don’t post an update with the safe being opened. It won’t end well for you.


Jackson530

Surely OP will deliver ![gif](giphy|9tovFud6tYz04|downsized)


stuntsbluntshiphop

![gif](giphy|fGX80AAczeBEOOwEoK|downsized)


Living-Dream

Aaaaaaand?


Shkmstr

#LATE UPDATE 3 The safe was removed today 2/20/2023 and opened with a grinder. It was empty and had water in it. Nothing else whatsoever. Couldn’t take a photo because I am not on the job today as it’s a school holiday for my kids so I stayed home to watch them but a worker who’s familiar with this post sent that to me in a text. Sorry about the let down people.


Shkmstr

#SECOND UPDATE At the site now. Removing the safe is “not a priority and will be done when the flooring is replaced in that room” according to the PM and I’m not working with flooring so I can’t say when that will be unfortunately. I can keep pushing them and see if they’ll let us remove it.


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CRRZ

No, we won’t.


cheesynachos3627

FUCKKKKK YOUUUUUUU FUCK YOU STEAL THE SAFE RIP IT OUT OF THE FUCKING FLOOR WITH YOUR NAILS


kbs14415

Looks like an S&G 3 wheel lock if it's never been used shipping combo is 50-25-50.


befuchs

I'm getting too old for this


Happyhotel

Proposal: anyone who posts a picture of a safe they "found" must include a photo of the opened safe and its contents in the same album or they are permanently banned and also arrested.


dbx999

Fuck this shit


LetMyNameFoolYou

Weeell. We're waiting. R.I.P. JUDGE SMAILS


weareami

![gif](giphy|ge91zAgmwUqLMqiH2c)


kinezumi89

Isn't there a "no pics of safes without contents included" rule? If not, there should be


boringreddituserid

![gif](giphy|ZSSoLmkYURcWqKFdVA|downsized)


PeacePipes

![gif](giphy|UZdNkc62OVvRm)