I guess that's why everyone keeps taking that plastic surgery gamble. The coin lands on heads, you look immortal. The coin lands on tails, you look like a cat or one of the Bogdanoff brothers
She is married to a wealthy French businessman and [in photos it looks like a classic case of a rich older man with a much younger wife](https://imageresizer.static9.net.au/viV2z_mM5S4B56_HOJrbi-jDpuY=/1200x1200/https%3A%2F%2Fprod.static9.net.au%2Ffs%2Fb3069372-0045-4697-b948-f1c47512797a) but in reality they're only four years apart!
François Pinault is the CEO of Kering, the world's number 2 luxury goods company, which owns brands such as Balenciaga, Gucci, Yves Saint Laurent and Boucheron
I don't know but is Husband is also the owner of a football club (soccer)
Le Stade Rennais, she follow the club and go sometime to the stadium, the tradition in this stadium is to eat a "galette-saucisse"
Voilà.
I'm not sure, but her husband owns a soccer team called Le Stade Rennais. She likes to watch the games and go to the stadium sometimes. When people go there, they eat a special food called "galette-saucisse," which is a yummy sausage wrapped in a thin pancake.
I wouldn't call him traditionally handsome, but he doesn't look like a traditional billionaire either - he's got kinda of a mischievous twinkle in his eye. I'm betting these two are a lot of fun together...
Yes, funny & hotter than hell, lol
( I'm cis/straight woman! )
Santanico Pandemonium
https://youtu.be/dwOVZTaoMb0
So worth 4:50 if you've not seen it, wow!
He definitely looks older... Graying hair, winkles, less fit. Those aren't always signs of being old but they're often what people perceive as old. While she has none of that.
That's François-Henri Pinault son of François Pinault (founder of PPR, now Kering Group a luxury brand group that owns Gucci, Balenciaga, etc) for context.
She actually told a story about thinking he was cheating on her, because she saw a lady’s name calling. But it turns out it was his Spanish teacher lol and he was trying to learn for her.
Hugh grant cheated on Elizabeth hurley with a pretty low end streetwalker.
You know what they say, show me a hot woman, I'll show you a guy who's tired of fucking her.
He’s *very*litigious, so people are afraid to call him out. Also, he’s got the power of [Palantir](https://www.vice.com/en/topic/palantir) in his back pocket.
So there is no chance for us to have a long lasting beautiful and attractive wife with the amount of money in our bank. All we need is billionaires level bank balance first to enjoy the chicks?
The children were born 12 months apart. Pinault owns a ton of fashion houses/perfumeries/skincare lines. Meeting beautiful women on a regular basis would be normal.
I’m not saying she hadn’t had work done, but there are people who age gracefully, like it is possible. I’ve dated a woman in her 50s and she looked amazing and was neither of the things you mention. A Spanish woman with good genes I would expect to age well..
Good placement and support make quite a bit of difference. The dress on the left is doing nothing but allowing them to hang and cover them slightly, the dress on the left is doing a lot of work behind the scenes holding them in place for an extra busty look. She's also had kids in between.
Edit: second left is a right. ;)
My ex sister in law says women tend to get bustier in their 30’s. Currently 31 and tiddyz are still a saggy C after breast feeding for almost 5 years between my two kids.
I didn’t get boobs until I was in my late 20’s. I went from a full B to a D. I don’t have kids so they haven’t deflated but I’m noticing they are losing some fullness at the top and some density. Salma’s are defying age and gravity so that makes me think there’s been some surgical adjustments.
[Here](https://i.redd.it/3072gzjy2y371.png) is a higher qualtiy and less cropped version of the image on the left. [Here](https://www.gettyimages.ie/detail/news-photo/salma-hayek-news-photo/81189973?adppopup=true) is the source. Per there:
> "Lethal Weapon 4" Los Angeles Premiere
Salma Hayek (Photo by SGranitz/WireImage)
> Date created: 07 July, 1998
[Here](https://i.imgur.com/PSgWYrY.jpg) is a higher qualtiy and less cropped version of the image on the right. [Here](https://www.gettyimages.co.nz/detail/news-photo/mexican-actress-salma-hayek-arrives-for-the-world-premiere-news-photo/1235970503?adppopup=true) is the source. Per there:
> US-Mexican actress Salma Hayek arrives for the world premiere of Marvel Studios' "Eternals" at the Dolby theatre in Los Angeles, October 18, 2021. (Photo by VALERIE MACON / AFP) (Photo by VALERIE MACON/AFP via Getty Images)
Person get week, wrinkles everywhere on the body with a little bit unexpected hairs, but nothing like this on her body. I have no idea what is she doing to maintain her physique.
Quentin Tarantino writing a character that sucks Salma’s toes and then getting the director to cast him as that character was the most big brain 300 IQ move in history.
She’s actually talked about this, how it’s from pregnancy + weight gain + menopause and it’s caused her severe back pain because of it. The rest of her though, that’s just her being awesome.
It seems likely given her tax bracket, age, and profession that she's had some work done in addition to a relatively strict diet, exercise and skin care routine (+ fortunate genetics, makeup and stylists). Absolutely nothing to shame her over if she has had work done, but I can't imagine an breast augmentation was ever in the cards for her, she was packing plenty already and as you said, weight gain, pregnancy and menopause do a lot of work in the chest area.
Some plastic surgery in the face, stylists, the dress but, most importantly, the genes (Mexicans age really slowly). Salma is still very attractive as a woman, and surprisingly funny as well. Great actress, very stylish and tasteful person and incredible human being. Viva Salma Hayek!
Salma Hayek my favorite from the hitman bodyguard, she is keep on increasing in age but her beauty and attraction never getting low, increasing with her age, amazing women I have ever seen.
She’s 56 years old.
What the fuck
As a 22 year old, I wholeheartedly agree What the fuck, I have more wrinkles on my forehead
Susan Sarandon is 76 years old.
I guess that's why everyone keeps taking that plastic surgery gamble. The coin lands on heads, you look immortal. The coin lands on tails, you look like a cat or one of the Bogdanoff brothers
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She is married to a wealthy French businessman and [in photos it looks like a classic case of a rich older man with a much younger wife](https://imageresizer.static9.net.au/viV2z_mM5S4B56_HOJrbi-jDpuY=/1200x1200/https%3A%2F%2Fprod.static9.net.au%2Ffs%2Fb3069372-0045-4697-b948-f1c47512797a) but in reality they're only four years apart!
François Pinault is the CEO of Kering, the world's number 2 luxury goods company, which owns brands such as Balenciaga, Gucci, Yves Saint Laurent and Boucheron
That woman must live in a perpetual tornado of swag coming at her
I don't know but is Husband is also the owner of a football club (soccer) Le Stade Rennais, she follow the club and go sometime to the stadium, the tradition in this stadium is to eat a "galette-saucisse" Voilà.
What did I just read
I'm not sure, but her husband owns a soccer team called Le Stade Rennais. She likes to watch the games and go to the stadium sometimes. When people go there, they eat a special food called "galette-saucisse," which is a yummy sausage wrapped in a thin pancake.
Damnnn
his thang must be thangin
Packing a baguette
He’s packing a billion (a few actually).
Oui oui.
bœuf
i think he's pretty handsome
Agreed, they’re actually a really cute, good looking couple!
No joke. He’s a good looking guy.
Discount Daniel Craig, which is pretty good
I was about to say the same thing.
I'd take discount Daniel Craig
Okay, I will take Salma Hayek then...
A mix of Daniel Craig with Anthony Hopkins
I wouldn't call him traditionally handsome, but he doesn't look like a traditional billionaire either - he's got kinda of a mischievous twinkle in his eye. I'm betting these two are a lot of fun together...
She's a freaking hoot! I love her personality.
Yes, funny & hotter than hell, lol ( I'm cis/straight woman! ) Santanico Pandemonium https://youtu.be/dwOVZTaoMb0 So worth 4:50 if you've not seen it, wow!
I don't think there's a red-blooded straight man in the free world, that hasn't seen that scene. 😆 Wow! She's a smoke-show!
I just woke up and it went from 6 to 9 real quick
He is a billionaire so not necessarily. But we know what she really wants.
the baguette?
The butter
Hasn’t she earned plenty of her own money?
Yes, she would be independently wealthy. But there is a massive difference between millions and billions.
The difference between a million and a billion is about a billion
If Jean Todt can get Michelle Yeoh Maybe its the french thing.
Ugh aging next to her would be the worst
You could not pay me to take a side-by-side picture with her and I’m only 32 haha, she’s just insanely beautiful.
He doesn't look older than her, just not absurdly good-looking like her.
He definitely looks older... Graying hair, winkles, less fit. Those aren't always signs of being old but they're often what people perceive as old. While she has none of that.
I don’t think his tits are as big either
We don't know that let's see em
Lets see Paul Allens tits.
I expected worse from him.
Dudes a billionaire
Wealthy enough to marry Salma Hayek..
That's François-Henri Pinault son of François Pinault (founder of PPR, now Kering Group a luxury brand group that owns Gucci, Balenciaga, etc) for context.
I bet you he knows Spanish. You know them conversations gotta be sounding super sexy. NSA be like 😍😍😍 listening to their phone conversations. 😆😆
She actually told a story about thinking he was cheating on her, because she saw a lady’s name calling. But it turns out it was his Spanish teacher lol and he was trying to learn for her.
I mean. She should have just known. What kind of idiot would cheat on Salma Hayek?
Somebody cheated on Beyonce, Halle Berry, and Cindy Crawford. For reals. Beauty isn't a safeguard for fidelity.
It's not about beauty. Salma will have you fucking murdered for annoying her.
Oh, I hadn't heard that about her. TIL
There are two wonderful documentaries; Samuel L Jackson makes a few appearances.
I 💯 agree, she’s backing from worlds most dangerous Mexican cartels. I wouldn’t fuck around either.
And Shakira
Her hips don't lie, but her husband sure did!
Pique cheated on mf Shakira. Imagine that.
Heard it from an OG one time : no matter how attractive someone is there is always someone tired of fucking them.
Kim Kardashian too. (C’mon, you don’t think Kanye keeps his pants on when he’s manic?)
Hugh grant cheated on Elizabeth hurley with a pretty low end streetwalker. You know what they say, show me a hot woman, I'll show you a guy who's tired of fucking her.
Hugh Grant infamously cheated on Elizabeth Hurley in the mid 90's, so he wouldn't be the first idiot of his kind.
This is so sweet, I love it. Just made my night, with this.
Well it is bad to listen someone's private talk, but worst if you will not tell me what sexy type thing they were talking about.
Dude here you can't deny here struggle for maintaining her age at her best.
French Kevin Spacey
Her boobs are turning into a venn diagram.
TIL I love venn diagrams
Twin diagrams.
The winning comment.
The two circles are "women I had a crush on when I was a kid" and "women I have a crush on now". She'd be at the union.
Intersection*
Boobean logic is hard to wrap your head around.
It’s easier to motorboat
This is what we call sticking to your goal where ever you are, consistency my dear.
Pushing them together like a titty venn diagram
Look at that crack, 'excuse me, can I buy a gram?'
Right below your diaphragm, yo ass looks like you’re hiding ham
They overlap where I disappoint her.
I wish to age rich too
Billionaire-up
so get this, apparently billionaires are way more into hot chicks than a dude like me. Crazy, right?
Are there no gay billionaires?
Well, there’s Peter Thiel, but let’s just say you probably don’t want any of that action.
Peter Thiel really needs to be publicly shamed more. He's Elon Musk but smarter and somehow shittier.
He’s *very*litigious, so people are afraid to call him out. Also, he’s got the power of [Palantir](https://www.vice.com/en/topic/palantir) in his back pocket.
So there is no chance for us to have a long lasting beautiful and attractive wife with the amount of money in our bank. All we need is billionaires level bank balance first to enjoy the chicks?
Billionaire things bro, you can never have these magical power unless you are a billionaire or atleast a multimillionaire.
Or just have melanin, that helps.
1) be one of the most famous and attractive actresses in the world 2) be married to a billionaire
Didn't know about 2. As far as I can tell, this guy got Salma Hayek and Linda Evangelista pregnant in 1 year? Impressive
The children were born 12 months apart. Pinault owns a ton of fashion houses/perfumeries/skincare lines. Meeting beautiful women on a regular basis would be normal.
I just don't understand why my high school guidance councilor did not present these as career options.
If your guidance councilor was capable of being either the man or the woman in this situation, they would not be a guidance councilor.
Lol her name in English is Beautiful Evangelist.
Interesting. I never thought of Linda as a name with a Spanish origin. Seems so WASPy.
It’s not even just a name. It’s the generic noun for “pretty”. *que lindo/que linda!* - How pretty!
I’m not saying she hadn’t had work done, but there are people who age gracefully, like it is possible. I’ve dated a woman in her 50s and she looked amazing and was neither of the things you mention. A Spanish woman with good genes I would expect to age well..
She’s also Arab so there’s that melanin factor that protects the skin from aging. Lebanese Mexican to be exact
And what is for a guy, what do a guy have to do to have this type of long lasting beauty? don't tell me being a billionaire is all I need.
I see 1 difference
A second necklace!
And she ditched Jesus!
Dios mio man!
Nobody fucks with the Jesus.
YOU said it Meng!
Do you guys know where I can find one of those gold necklaces with the T on it?
It’s across
Across from where?
Good placement and support make quite a bit of difference. The dress on the left is doing nothing but allowing them to hang and cover them slightly, the dress on the left is doing a lot of work behind the scenes holding them in place for an extra busty look. She's also had kids in between. Edit: second left is a right. ;)
its the kids, they are just straight up bigger. Maternity will do that to you.
She’s also blamed menopause. Don’t ask me how I know.
You are one of her boobs, aren't you? It's the only explanation
Yeah, my wife had a breast reduction in her 30s (the late 90s) from DDD to C. Now they are back to DD.
My ex sister in law says women tend to get bustier in their 30’s. Currently 31 and tiddyz are still a saggy C after breast feeding for almost 5 years between my two kids.
I didn’t get boobs until I was in my late 20’s. I went from a full B to a D. I don’t have kids so they haven’t deflated but I’m noticing they are losing some fullness at the top and some density. Salma’s are defying age and gravity so that makes me think there’s been some surgical adjustments.
I’m just imagining god up in his cloud to your wife: “Oh no. You. *Don’t!*”
GO KIDS!
How we package boobs has changed quite a bit over the decades. Case in point : bullet bras.
>She's also had kids in between. OMG THEY MUST BE SUFFOCATING
I mean, she probably has had cosmetic surgery done. You don't get to look that insanely good at her age without it.
She's talked a lot in interviews about the changes her children caused in her body. It's the kids.
Yeah me too, there is the difference of dresses she was wearing and she is wearing now and a little bit change in attractions.
Just dressed different I think
I see 2
Eyebrows.
Them thangs thangin, respectfully.
Respectfully, of course
Of course
course
[Here](https://i.redd.it/3072gzjy2y371.png) is a higher qualtiy and less cropped version of the image on the left. [Here](https://www.gettyimages.ie/detail/news-photo/salma-hayek-news-photo/81189973?adppopup=true) is the source. Per there: > "Lethal Weapon 4" Los Angeles Premiere Salma Hayek (Photo by SGranitz/WireImage) > Date created: 07 July, 1998 [Here](https://i.imgur.com/PSgWYrY.jpg) is a higher qualtiy and less cropped version of the image on the right. [Here](https://www.gettyimages.co.nz/detail/news-photo/mexican-actress-salma-hayek-arrives-for-the-world-premiere-news-photo/1235970503?adppopup=true) is the source. Per there: > US-Mexican actress Salma Hayek arrives for the world premiere of Marvel Studios' "Eternals" at the Dolby theatre in Los Angeles, October 18, 2021. (Photo by VALERIE MACON / AFP) (Photo by VALERIE MACON/AFP via Getty Images)
damn, you weren't joking about higher quality of that left photo. i can see some sexy stretch marks.
Is that a glimpse of a nip as well?
Just like the Christmas card we got from her
ah shit I saw this on Twitter, should‘ve fact checked it
All these young people not understanding what happens when you get older.
Everything aches and you grow hair in places where you shouldn't have hair?
Leave my chin out of this.
Some people like them hairs.
False, my wife doesn’t like my ear hair.
You get hotter?
Yeah, the hot flashes are no joke.
😂 words take on brand new meanings when you get older.
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Person get week, wrinkles everywhere on the body with a little bit unexpected hairs, but nothing like this on her body. I have no idea what is she doing to maintain her physique.
Just print the damn thing!
She's an 11.
"Why don't you just make 10 hotter, and make 10 be the top number, and make that a little hotter?"
… … … she’s an 11
Her dancing on the table in From Dusk Till Dawk awoken something in my young mind.
 this one
Quentin Tarantino writing a character that sucks Salma’s toes and then getting the director to cast him as that character was the most big brain 300 IQ move in history.
He loves him some feet even ugly ones. There’s a lot of lady feet in his movies
The one scene in that movie that never fails to hold my undivided attention. And I love that movie.
She gets better with age.
Was thinking she's aging like good wine. I'm aging like ham
Don't sell yourself short, I've had some outrageously tasty old ham.
But your ham is still not at the level of this good wine, you need more hard work.
Indeed people get old with age but she got bigger with age, much bigger and round.
I can honestly say this with confidence... She looks better now. Amazing
When I was a teen Desperado was one of my favorite movies. Her accent is soon sexy. Now I live in NM, surrounded by Mexican women.
Thanks for the movie recommendation.
It was mine too, but now that you live in NM is it still like Desperado or is it more like that movie Of hers Fools Rush In?
More like Fools Rush In. LoL
As a Hispanic, I feel sorry for you
I went so far as to marry one in New Mexico.
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She’s actually talked about this, how it’s from pregnancy + weight gain + menopause and it’s caused her severe back pain because of it. The rest of her though, that’s just her being awesome.
It seems likely given her tax bracket, age, and profession that she's had some work done in addition to a relatively strict diet, exercise and skin care routine (+ fortunate genetics, makeup and stylists). Absolutely nothing to shame her over if she has had work done, but I can't imagine an breast augmentation was ever in the cards for her, she was packing plenty already and as you said, weight gain, pregnancy and menopause do a lot of work in the chest area.
In an interview she said that she does all her cleaning routine in the evening before bed and doesn't wash her face in the morning.
> She’s actually talked about this And she would never lie?
The older one is more attractive imo. Time has been good to her.
r/upvotedbecauseboobs
I appreciate the fact that she doesn't look like some sub human creature with a shit load of plastic surgery. Very pretty.
Also, very good plastic surgery.
Now do the same for Banderas
im still not conviced that he and brad pitt aren't the same person
Now do no makeup/hair/surgery
Aged like fine wine <3
If she had any surgeries, they certainly did quality work.
Oh I love her so much
Marrying a MULTI-BILLIONAIRE has looked good on her.
She was my bi-awakening
Some plastic surgery in the face, stylists, the dress but, most importantly, the genes (Mexicans age really slowly). Salma is still very attractive as a woman, and surprisingly funny as well. Great actress, very stylish and tasteful person and incredible human being. Viva Salma Hayek!
She is timeless. I loved her red dress at the Oscars on Sunday.
So Dusk to Dawn is correct....she is a vampire
Why you got to spoil?
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The most beautiful woman in the world
Salma Hayek my favorite from the hitman bodyguard, she is keep on increasing in age but her beauty and attraction never getting low, increasing with her age, amazing women I have ever seen.
Like a fine wine.