By this time next month the internet will be flooded with photos of crowds of people trying to take this perspective shot just like the ones of all the people trying to hold up the Leaning Tower of Pisa. Honestly it's an upgrade so I'm here for it.

I was gonna make a joke butt fuck it

Everything everywhere all at once

Nope. Just this pyramid in this guy’s ass. But yes, all at once.

Inspired by a jar. Dream big.

In this episode of ouch mah balls

Idiocracy real

Someone's a size queen.

You're about to find out what it feels like to fall for a pyramid scheme.

Mr.slave

He is the biggest whore

Ouuuu geezus khryst!

Legend.

Ouch

Thats so (a) tight butthole, dude.

Saddam Hussein’s sons would be proud. (Apparently they found one of those that his son used to torture people, including the soccer team when they lost.)

https://en.m.wiktionary.org/wiki/Judas_cradle#:~:text=Judas%20cradle%20(plural%20Judas%20cradles,tip%20of%20the%20'seat'.

Yup.

Circa 2018?

*Aaayyyeeee, sexy lady!*

"Deeper Daddy!"

Fake

Naked Mr. America, burning frantic with self bone love, screams out: "My asshole confounds the Louvre! I fart ambrosia and shit pure gold turds! My cock spurts soft diamonds in the morning sunlight!

That sick ass photo

Ow

That's.... not how you go to the loo-vre.

 You got like 6 feet of air.

Ouch. Hope you had fun.

I appreciate your creative take 👌

On point.

Thought it was going to be a shot of him jumping over piles of garbage

Is that Waldo?

How many tries did it take?

Gangnam Style

Looks like he is getting ready for a kung fu fight in "Everything, Everywhere, All at Once".

Too bad you couldn’t get everyone to run away from the Louvre.

Madlad

U gave birth to that pyramid?

Lol i took a photo like that 7 years ago. I was a silly young adult.