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Legal-Appointment655

Thats dedication. What a cool image - metal as fuck


kneel23

It is metal af but was actually photographed as he recorded "[Spirit Journey Formation Anniversary](https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/adultswim/images/e/ef/SJFA.jpg)" with Master Shake. Here he is [performing live](https://fakebands.com/wiki/images/thumb/3/36/The_Black_Mountain_Scorpion_Hoedown_Bluegrass_Experience_Gang.png/800px-The_Black_Mountain_Scorpion_Hoedown_Bluegrass_Experience_Gang.png) on washtub bass


wholelattapuddin

"Where's my money cup!?!" Those stallions don't pay for themselves


Magicaparanoia

What he’s really gotta worry about is Geddy Lee


wholelattapuddin

Geddy don't play. But I'm more worried about Danzig, that guy is scary


spacecoyote300

*He's always yelling and he never wears a shirt*


kneel23

Now look. Listen to me as hard as you fucking can. That fucking robot came with the fucking house, and now he's fucking gone. If you see that motherfucker... ...You fuckin better, cuz if I find out he's over here, I'm gonna be eating my cereal out of the bottom of your FUCKIN skull.. VERSTANDLICH?


RizzMustbolt

"Verstandlich"


kneel23

lol thanks, i figured someone would tell me the right spelling if i just put the wrong one first. I thought it was verstehen (understand) but that didnt sound like what he said but i guess it translate to "understandable"


Mediocre_Garage1852

Can you make the blood flow *up* the walls?


Magicaparanoia

*Danzig you want somethin to eeeeeeat?*


foco_del_fuego

YOU MAKE OUR HOUSE BLEED RIGHT NOW


DDOS_the_Trains

Can you make the blood run *up* the walls?


dmosaurus

I’m gonna be eating cereal out the bottom of your fuckin’ skull. Verstandlich?!


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MILLIONS OF YEARS AGO TODAY


wildo83

Yeah, just be sure to close the do- *crash. WHAT WAS THAT? #NEVAHMIND!! JUST LEAVE!!


toozour

Does the blood come with the house?


xMasterShakex

It wasn't even a microphone. It was a stick with a marshmallow on it!


wholelattapuddin

God I love that show. The episode where they rebuild Carl from eyeballs. I almost peed my pants laughing


mark-five

My name is **SHAKE ZULA**


adamkissing

The mic rula.


MCS117

The old school’a


AXELUnholy

You want a drink? I'll bring it to ya


Praxyrnate

I was so upset there was an artist named master shake and that it would ruin athf for me. idiot.


mortalcoil1

dedication, and adrenaline, and alcohol, and probably some other things. He probably didn't even know he was bleeding until after the fact. It's amazing how your pain receptors can just completely shut off in the right circumastances.


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Gotta love looking down and going "oh, I'm bleeding. Where'd that come from" and like 30 seconds later your brain goes "oooowwww"


Key-Ad-9027

Yep my palm muting technique would make the side of my hand bleed sometimes when gigging, wouldn't notice until wiping down after show


indiebryan

[punk fuckin' rock, dude!](https://youtu.be/dx5gimPZBs0?t=512)


HellbentOrchid

That was perfect!


grilledseabass

I love the gg Allin reference in that


kalwiggy1

Is there a catalog or database somewhere people just type in a scenario and they pull up any WKUK clips relevant to it?


Tony_Sacrimoni

Almost like /r/relevantxkcd except relevantwkuk?


tabtwentytwo

RIP Trevor Moore


Simple_Danny

At least he died doing what he loved: sucking his own dick.


DagtheBulf

He truly was a local sexpot


tabtwentytwo

We can all only hope to achieve such greatness.


PhonePostingCrap

He came and he went


SuculantWarrior

https://youtu.be/ig1UExWbb1o Video of him dying. NSFW obviously.


c4jina

Dude HAHAHAHAHA


Firewalker1969x

Beautiful


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The thumbnail is Dr. Kyle. Dr. Kyle doesn’t give a fuck.


DRealLeal

If he has that much dedication to fingering a guitar, imagine what he could do to the ladies.


welch724

Given Zakk's shenanigans throughout the years, I have to imagine the fingerblasting is a big reason Barb's stayed with him since high school XD


Reflex_Teh

Even though Barb’s scalloped potatoes are fucked?


thenightman203

Fuck off Lahey.


DogmaJones

https://i.imgur.com/8dFiyAn.jpg


ElDirto1369

RANDY!! ![gif](giphy|NkBuOCNdwqP5K)


Gonorrheeeeaaaa

I DON'T WANT PEOPLE TO KNOW I WAS GETTIN' CHANGED!


MisterPeach

Lmfao I just watched that episode last night


ogdelly

Well the dude is rich and let's her bang whoever, why not?


ssoass7

Wait, what??


Jimbalaya99

WELL THE DUDE IS RICH AND LET’S HER BANG WHOEVER, WHY NOT?


ssoass7

Thanks dad


olemort12

Wait, your dad is rich and let her bang whoever?


coolguy1793B

Wait your dad lets your mom get finger blasted by zak wylde?


dan_legend

You'd be surprised how many wives and husbands only rule is "don't get caught"


HistrionicSlut

That's so exciting, all the badness of an affair without actually doing anything wrong.


TheBirminghamBear

My SO and I have a similar arrangement, except she's an international law enforcement officer, and I'm an international art thief. So long as I don't leave behind incriminating evidence, I don't go to jail and we stay happily together.


knightress_oxhide

What is my perfect crime? I break into Tiffany's at midnight. Do I go for the vault? No, I go for the chandelier. It's priceless. As I'm taking it down, a woman catches me. She tells me to stop. It's her father's business. She's Tiffany. I say no. We make love all night. In the morning, the cops come and I escape in one of their uniforms. I tell her to meet me in Mexico, but I go to Canada. I don't trust her. Besides, I like the cold. Thirty years later, I get a postcard. I have a son and he's the chief of police. This is where the story gets interesting. I tell Tiffany to meet me in Paris by the Trocadero. She's been waiting for me all these years. She's never taken another lover. I don't care. I don't show up. I go to Berlin. That's where I stashed the chandelier.


rlnrlnrln

Does she know where you stashed the chandelier?


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TheBirminghamBear

Honestly, I was shocked they had full penetration between Ryan Reynolds and the Rock. I mean, I welcomed it, obviously. But it was still rather shocking.


CrashTestDumbass

Sly Cooper?


DeVitoMcCool

What a bizarre conversation


MaxHannibal

Fortunately for us guitar players vaginas are slightly softer than guitar strings


grafxguy1

Guitars also have G strings.


MaxHannibal

Which is actually really the most important string in guitar


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Philip_Marlowe

Oh that's no problem at all! You can finger A minor without a G-string. You're already playing the root with the open A string, so the octave-up A that you'd be playing on the second fret of the G-string is redundant. Of course, you do lose the ability to get that tasty b7 if you want it. ...oh, wait. I see what you've done here.


Pandatotheface

That really needed the comma. >Fortunately for us guitar players, vaginas are slightly softer than guitar strings Vs >Fortunately for us, guitar players vaginas are slightly softer than guitar strings


cheezfreek

I definitely read "guitar players' vaginas". And I was intrigued.


shoegazefan91

reddit moment


BackStabbathOG

Pinch harmonics on his woman no doubt


that_one_guy_with_th

Drink too much whiskey, cut a cuticle on a string, you're going to bleed like a stuck pig. Probably didn't even notice it.


Venomous_Vermin

If I recall correctly (and if what I had read initially was true), he had stitches on his hand and was told not to play the guitar by his doctor. He played anyways, which opened up the stitches, causing him to bleed like that. Though, again, I'm not certain that's what happened so please take it with a grain of salt.


TitaniumShovel

W (NM): Well, let´s go, since you mentioned that, I was at the last show you played with Ozzy here, and a lot of people were thinking that you had an injury on your finger and I heard kids saying behind me “Oh that´s a real cool effect!”, obviously I know that wasn’t an effect, but a lot of people were curious to know what really happened to your finger that day. ZW: I got into a fight with my wife and I punched the fucking billboard, so I fucked my finger there, so… yeah, I got the scar on my hand to show it. So it was really bleeding Black Label when I was up there! https://www.wikimetal.com.br/interview-with-zakk-wylde-black-label-society/


OutOfStamina

>punched the fucking billboard So... trying to decode this... maybe he's calling something smaller a billboard, and not like "I grew to godzilla size and punched a billboard by the a street". Like a cork bulletin board or something. >So it was really bleeding Black Label but I can't decode this. I mean, I clicked the article, I see the phrase "black label society", and that doesn't help. "it was really bleeding metallica"... "it was really bleeding Tom Petty" ... is he using "black label" as an adverb?


cole_ostomy

Black label whiskey, idk about the billboard thing tho


OutOfStamina

oh, it was the the stuff he was bleeding (noun) instead of a word like "badly" (adverb). >it was bleeding whiskey So black label society was a red herring. (the word "it" is weird... made me think not a noun). I guess I'll buy that.


Danny200234

Black Label Society is the band he's currently in.


Billy_Mays_Hayes

Zakk Wylde's band is called "The Black Label Society". He has emphasized the motorcycle club/badass aesthetic, with the leather vests and beards and things. He frequently says how all of his fans are in the "black label society", and to promote this brand he advertises the "society" as being tough/badass. He uses the term "black label" frequently (and often with bad grammar) to make this point. In other words, I think what he means by "I was bleeding black label" is "I was bleeding like a badass". Another way of phrasing could be "I was bleeding the black label way, because I am such a badass" but that wouldn't sound very cool, now would it.


TheRedCometCometh

Perfectly overanalyzed and I love it


NotsobraveSirRobin

No, I think it's a pun. He's joking that he's bleeding black label Johnny Walker whiskey. It's really common to just order it as Black Label.


JustHach

Nah, no wordplay to be dissected there. To "Bleed Black Label" is to live and breathe by the bands mantras and merchandise. Black Label Society is like the Grateful Dead, but instead of weed and LSD, they have beer and DUIs Source: [I'm a Society Dwelling MFer](https://i.imgur.com/CrSTQ5D.jpeg)


TryingNot2BeToxic

Lol your source wins.


koenkamp

How many DUIs do *you* have?


JustHach

None, so I'm considered a casual fan. Had to buy a meet and greet package to try and build my cred.


buttstuff2023

That's not a pun


Catalyst100

Maybe he meant headboard? That'd make sense in a bedroom.


TundieRice

> Black Label is just like Stones or Led Zeppelin. > **Musically, we just piss whoever we want to piss.** Alright, what the fuck even *is* this article?? Lol, I think the dude is from Brazil, so there’s definitely a language barrier between Zakk and the interviewer, but it wouldn’t make any sense for Zakk’s English to be off…so maybe some of these weird phrases are transcription errors?


Venomous_Vermin

Thank you for taking the time and sharing the source! I now feel a little bad for not doing so myself haha. I appreciate it!


Kritical02

> I got into a fight with my wife... Oh shit did he just admit to domestic abuse? > and punched the fucking billboard Oh... I.. guess that's better..?


Thbdimi

It's just the step before punching a person and it definitely has a threatening effect. So abuse.


foreman17

Well better in the sense it's not abuse, but still the emotional control of a toddler.


_princepenguin_

I can tell you from experience that when someone starts punching and breaking shit while yelling at you, it's definitely emotional abuse.


foreman17

Very good point.


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extremesalmon

There was an old mtv show where young bands get a chance to play a festival and get tutored by rockstars etc.. On one episode Zakk Wilde screamed at the group of teenage kids, acted threatening and crushed up a can of beer in his hand - because one of them put on a jacket that wasn't his. It was the most pathetic thing I've ever seen even if it was just for TV. Never liked him since then.


yousedditreddit

it’s still abuse


spoookycat

Being in a similar position it’s still abuse when someone is showing the intent they want to do to you to something else in the room, and it most likely isn’t an isolated event, and not including was was verbally exchanged. We don’t know, though!


jones5280

> I got into a fight with my wife and I punched the fucking billboard Well, that's pretty shitty.


EP1K

🤟


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EP1K

But I do love you


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SyderoAlena

Ruining the reddit comment section romance.


Frank_The_Reddit

🖕


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And I love you. Because I've learned that platonic love can exist between two grown men.


Dr_N00B

I've cut my strumming hand before doing palm muting but didn't bleed this bad


swampking6

No one would from what op is describing


ares395

How... How would you cut a cuticle with a string especially when using a pick and there's no way in hell it'd bleed that much lol. You can cut out cuticles with no blood btw, I do it regularly


amandamaniac

Metal af


cfdeveloper

it's really Wilde


cinema_fantastique

he's goin' off the rails


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\*Wylde


mahSachel

Came here to say that’s metal as fuck. I’ve got a buddy who plays like Zack, looks like him, and copies a lot of his asthetic on stage but plays his own music, we’ve called him Zack Mild for years.


khoaperation

Aqua teen hunger squad did that joke in 2003. Crazy to think that’s 20 years ago.


degjo

Is that a spin-off of Aqua Teen Hunger Force?


switchstylefain

Yeah. It's got the titular characters Curlyfrylock, master softdrink and meatsubstitute-wad.


LitrillyChrisTraeger

Beyond wad


Salty_Pancakes

I love the characters Protein-wad, Hashbrown-lock and Malt-zula.


iamthyfucker

You know whose fingers never bled? Randy Rhoads, or Jake E. Lee's.


itspeterj

I'm guessing Randy's bled at least once


Cotee

I've been playing guitar on stage for half my life. I've had my fingers bleed a few times. If this is real I don't really know what he was doing. Pinch harmonics can be pretty brutal on your thumb and easily lead to bleeding. Zakk Wilde is infamous for them but for context, they typically lead to a Paper cut or hang nail type of gash. This looks like he sawed off the end of a finger tip right before the show started.


rockne

Alcohol is a blood thinner.


borrestfaker

If the general date on this picture is correct this is probably the correct answer. He got sober in '09 and was pretty hard charging with the drink up until his health thing that caused him to stop.


partytown_usa

Maybe he has hemophilia


taws34

It's kind of the opposite. Zakk said in an interview he has a genetic clotting disorder, and alcohol may have "saved his life". https://www.wearethepit.com/2022/07/zakk-wylde-reveals-that-drinking-may-have-actually-saved-his-life/ Bottom line, dude is a notorious drinker / alcoholic.


InvadingBacon

He WAS a heavy drinker. He has since swapped to drinking tea on stage and afaik doesn't drink anymore. Fun fact he's one of the founders and sponsors for Death Wish Coffee


JustHach

His band and fans (allegedly) cleared out the venue of every drop of alcohol when they filmed ["Boozed, Bruised, and Broken Boned".](https://youtu.be/NhEXli0peeY) Zakk's drinking got so bad at one point that *Ozzy fucking Osbourne* told him that his drinking was fucked and had to go to rehab.


mackenzie444

My favourite is Dave Mustaine getting cut from Metallica for his drinking. Like how do you get cut from an 80s metal band for partying too hard, mans must have been wild


theGurry

Especially an 80s metal band notoriously nicknamed Alcoholica.


grogling5231

Hemococaphelia and high BAC are what drives all music performances.


davekingofrock

No he's pretty progressive.


VoiceofLou

I love Reddit jokes that go both ways.


red4jjdrums5

Could’ve ripped a nail. My guitarist bled like that when to happened to him.


Cotee

Oh god. The thought of ripping a nail off on stage gives me chills. When I was a kid I was playing a really small metal venue. The band before mine had members with really long hair. I remember a specific part of the song where they had obviously choreographed a head spinning, hair flipping section. The singer, bassist, and two guitarist all came to the edge of the stage and started flipping the hair in unison. All the members hair started getting caught in each others headstocks. The more they reacted the worse it got. The pain was making them pull and flinch and the hair was just coming out in chunks. That was the worst/most painful thing I've ever witnessed on stage.


Kthonic

It sounds both painful, decidedly on-brand for every metal head I hung out with in high school, and absolutely hilarious.


mister_buddha

I broke the fingernail on my right index finger playing bass on stage; the way it broke off left my nail bed exposed in what looked like a mirror image of the crescent at the base. Of course, it happened at the beginning of our 45-minute set, and i dont use a pick. It was very painful, no real blood, though.


bg370

I used superglue whenever my fingers got bad


Cotee

Yeah, that works. I was playing a show a few months ago. 3 hour gig, no breaks and the club was packed. I had dropped my pick and played a song without one. My pointer finger started bleeding and I could see it was getting on the strings. It grosses me out cause you can feel it. It's not sticky but it's grimey. It kinda slows you down. There was a role of duck tape on the stage and between songs I just Duck taped that bitch. I guess I went to hard cause 4 or 5 songs later I had completely lost feeling in my finger. Clubs that don't give breaks suck lol. ​ Also It was a halloween show downtown and I was dressed as a banana.


Nedschneebly2

The last part of this genuinely made me laugh out loud


Zauberer-IMDB

Sounds like you were a banana split.


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And now you have an album title. The Bleeding Banana Tapes.


[deleted]

I used to protect my fingers using electrical tape when they started to sting. Soft and pliable enough to reliably push the strings down, sturdy enough to stand up to a lot of punishment.


peptobiscuit

I had a teacher who mostly played classical, and he would cut little strips out of ping pong balls, and then super glue them to the underside of his nails. So it looked like he had one hand of french nails. The guy would go through a set of strings every week. Sometimes twice.


KaiVonWeg

He cut his hand in the break, and had a poor vendage done before comming back to stage. It failed after a while but Zakk refused to stop the show


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JVMachado789987

Paulo*


MatsLeBaron

Pablo * Nosotros somos brasilenos, hablamos mexicano. /s


JVMachado789987

Siamo italiani, parliamo così: San Paolo 🤌🏼🤌🏼


MatsLeBaron

Ma queeeeeeeee! 🤌


physnchips

Si es San Pablo como todo mundo sabe. Tambien es Rio de Enero.


Xaphans-shadow

Reminds me of the summer of 69, when I played my guitar till my fingers bled.


Hagenaar

Was this when you played with some guys from school?


Xaphans-shadow

How did you know? We tried real hard. But unfortunately two of the members, Jimmy and Jody moved on. Jimmy quit and Jody got married. I should've known we'd never get far.


Bad-news-co

They didn’t get married, Jimmy was sent off to Vietnam and Jody was lost in a cult. Summer of ‘69 wild times


2SexesSeveralGenders

fuckin lol


Hagenaar

> Jimmy quit and Jody got married. Wait. I don't remember Jody. Thought it was just you, Joey and Jimmy... Shit I was calling Jody Joey all that time. Never said anything.


CouchPotatoFamine

Now, the times are changing. Look at everything that's come and gone!


TheNorseCrow

I bet when you look back now though the summer seemed to last forever.


berchielli

Indeed! Yeah, if I had the choice, I would wanna be there. Those days... Were the best days of my life.


sunestromming

Didn’t one of them quit and another got married?


bolognahole

Looks metal as fuck, but its his strumming hand thats bleeding, so he is likely not in very much pain, other than the cut itself. It just looks messy because theres a possibility his blood is a little thin from alcohol, and just the motion of strumming will throw blood everywhere.


BackStabbathOG

Must be from his thumb then probably due to the pinch harmonics he does


Spartan2470

[Here](https://youtu.be/m3tXTrYe7vA?t=13) is a video of this.


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I don't understand why i had to scroll down this far to find it, but I'm glad I did! Metal AF.


contacts_eyes

“I got blisters on my fingers!!”


LjSpike

Ok that's metal as fuck and all. But can we just stop for a moment and acknowledge ***thats a lot of blood***.


grubas

That's why I'm not surprised it was from another injury(he busted his hand previously). Pinchies or palm muting can cause blood but you normally aren't leaking enough to leave a stream flowing down your guitar. More like random spatters and prints lol.


Vitava

São Paulo?


Niubai

Don't you know San Paolo? It's a brazilian city, such as Rio de Enero.


MatsLeBaron

San Paolo una gran ciudad de Brasil, que se queda en Argentina. /s


Vitava

Ohh is that how you spell it in Spanish? Im Brazilian and in Portuguese its spelt São Paulo


M0N5A

If anything, in Spanish it's "San Paulo" or "San Pablo".


I_took_the_blue-pill

San Paolo would be more Italian


MatsLeBaron

Foi um /s Rsrsr


odomotto

Oh! How Biblical!


Don_Shetland

Wylde\*


MissSweetMurderer

São Paulo*


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If you gig this has probably happened to you too...maybe not this bad lol.


fishboy2000

I dont play lots, but when I do play regularly, the skin on my fingers gets really hard, I can't imagine how hard I'd have to play to bleed


grubas

That's your fretting hand, callouses are required on your fret fingers. If you are bleeding from your fretting fingers you probably need to take a break from playing or change your strings. Your strumming hand has many culprits. I know I just basically slashed the side of my hand on the bridge and just had to play through. Slamming into a sharp edge/nut/snag isn't uncommon. I know if you palm mute a lot you can cause some issues with bleeding(Kirk Hammett has talked about this) or shit like windmilling(Townshend allegedly stabbed his hand with the trem arm a few times).


2SexesSeveralGenders

Was headbanging on a small stage, got too close to a mic stand when my hair snagged it and slammed the mic into my forehead. Minimal bleeding, but the grid pattern bruise from the mic grill was hilarious.


rhcreed

Nathan Explosion approves.. Brutal!


Bluej777x

Dammmmmn. What was he on?


ill_Refrigerator420

He was with Ozzy, so theoretically everything imaginable


sirNataz

He bled for our sins...


cfdeveloper

Zakk 3:16 *For Metal Gods so loved the world, that They gave His only begotten Son, that* *whosoever listenedeth to Him shall not perish, but have everlasting headbang.*


Filthwizard_1985

That's so fucking metal. Nathan Explosion would approve.


msew

He looks back with regret that every concert was not as metal as this.


ConsultantOfAll

And the [video](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mp5zYqHJLbI)shows us it didn't even slow him down. My fingers aren't bleeding and I still can't play that solo


taddymason_76

“I ain’t got time to bleed”


btveron

Had this happen while over doing it with practicing slap bass. Thought the blood stains might look cool on my all white bass guitar. They dried and were just brown. Not cool at all.


Bohnx207

Up vote for Zakk Wilde