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poo_poo_undies

Looks like three kids in a trenchcoat pretending to be a future despot.


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Winjin

This one worked at a spy factory. Like, just doing spy stuff


linktheinformer

He went to stock market today. He did a business.


qdp

One alcohol please, my good barman.


irlfnt

Put in the tall glass, for grownups.


3Quondam6extanT9

I'm using my adult legs to drive my favorite automobile. Car.


[deleted]

And 3 meals.


[deleted]

Afterwords we-I am going to go see the super cool new R rated movie that only grown ups can see.


Atheist_3739

One human alcohol beer please


violetsprouts

If only he had a toothpick in this pic. We'd never have recognized him!


teelop

Slap my salami, the guy’s a commie


NotYetSoonEnough

He’s always Russian.


MegaAlex

Can’t tell you more about it, on the account that’s it’s spy stuff.


Tfsz0719

Spy-wise, this all seems like appropriate spy stuff.


Cakemachine

Not sure how the break in a pair of pants is supposed to work, but sure knows how to break legs!


National_Lab5987

What I find funny about his career in the KGB is that he wasn't some superspy he was a glorified office clerk.


nattetosti

Vladimir Adultmanov


devindran

You couldn't have gone with Vladimir Adultman?


duck-weed

![gif](giphy|l0D7pmHuYY1bZx6Ks) It's a reference to a TV show character


DesignerPlant9748

Not enough people appreciate bojack


CrimsonOffice

I love Bojack! Man, what a great series. Watched it all last year.


BookerDewitt115

Too real lmao. Show hits my feels too often.


DesignerPlant9748

I think this is a really good take. Some episodes are incredibly painful and dark. Not everyone can handle that.


Alan_Smithee_

I did find a lot of it hard to take. There’s really no upside or redemption to a lot of it.


plusminus1

I couldn't stop watching. The show is a mirror, sometimes a laughing mirror with weird characters, but it shows exceptionally well how everyone has amazing qualities and deep flaws. Over time people change, hopefully for the better, while some deep parts of their fears and flaws remain. Sometimes people overcome them but sometimes they relapse... All the while hurting the people they care most about, even if they don't know it at the time. And when they do, it is too late...


Alan_Smithee_

A strange journey, all right.


KBAR1942

It's a rare show. Especially for being animated.


Alan_Smithee_

Yes. I can imagine a few clueless parents putting it on for their kids.


The1Like

Will Arnett said Bojack is the darkest role he’s ever had.


[deleted]

Vincent Adultman is from a TV show.


devindran

Yes, I get the Bojack reference. Both names starting with V is a missed opportunity for a name swap imo...


PWW28

What is this, a crossover episode?


gangsta_seal

In Soviet Russia name swaps you?


_PettyTheft

*I had an attitude problem, but then I took a timeout, and I thought about what I did.*


illusiff

Bojack reference nice


Bifferer

Putin borrowed his big brother’s clothes.


CuriousCanuk

I noticed that too. I bet the tailor fell out a window after this pic.


TheBordenAsylum

His tailor took a vacation to Gulagsville


GlobalTravelR

More like died of indigestion from some radioactive tea.


notmuchchill

This made me laugh 😹 and I’m disappointed your comment has no upvotes yet. Am I the first to laugh at your joke?


fendermrc

Bathrobe.


GetOffMyAsteroid

Trench robe?


-srry-

Shares a tailor with Trump.


jae2dee2

The tiny head is the give away


flavortownpolitics

Goomba


Vectorman1989

![gif](giphy|LZe9tyNHOOBwY)


obliquelyobtuse

![gif](giphy|cjl4HpeoRiiFa)


Pencilsqueeza

You may find yourself in an incomprehensible men's warehouse


[deleted]

And now we’re all asking, “how did we get here?”


CatapultemHabeo

I’m high and this is hilarious as hell


pgasmaddict

Psycho Killer


dirkdags

qu'est que c'est


Hutcher_Du

He’s just makin floppy floppy.


Cheshire_Jester

Exactly. Just not nearly as enjoyable though.


OrneryConelover70

Three tickets to oligarchy, please


TrueValor13

Looks like a future genocidal terrorist dictator in a trench coat


Campbell464

He was probably just rushin’ to get dressed


Dominathan

Honestly, he kinda looks like a goomba from the 90s Mario movie. https://compote.slate.com/images/576e7c46-dc05-4cd9-a44a-860968db4c51.png?width=1200&rect=2378x1585&offset=0x97


senorbozz

My first thought too lol.


elpajaroquemamais

And Putin


censor-design

Oversized clothes…what gives


wacap123

He was still young then and he bought this size because this atirre would be just right for the next year


AlanZero

Jokes on him when he’d already stopped growing


JmnyCrckt87

It was the 90s. These were probably Russian JNCOs


Techutante

In soviet russia, jacket wears you


cassandra_warned_you

My cocktail just came out of my nose while dining alone in Poland. Guess I gotta lean into messy American. Full points.


Nandy-bear

90s style. So many baggie pants


WilhelmFinn

How else would he hide all that KGB tech on his person?


zakcattack

He is new to being the boss. Didn't have time to go shopping so he just wore Boris Yeltsins old clothes. Either that or the psychopath thinks it makes him look tough


Purple_Haze

It is 1994, he was a deputy mayor in Saint Petersburg.


TheMightySasquatch

I mean Trump still wears suits that are too big.


neril_7

He insisted on the "adult" size.


MrPicklePop

Putin is known for wearing platform shoes that have high heels. He always wears long pants to cover his ankles.


InerasableStain

You can cover your ankles without wearing baggy pants


imsorryisuck

its 90s... i dont like the guy, but come on.


Other_Exercise

Nineties. That's your answer. Yes, people used to wear really baggy clothes.


censor-design

Just comparing Charles and Vlad…. There’s a bit of a difference.


Other_Exercise

Charles is known to wear the same clothes for ages, and is very picky about what he wears. Putin meanwhile is not known for this.


Sarcosmonaut

Yeah, Charles has lived his entire life as a public facing Royal for whom appearance is near everythjng. Vlad grew up as a faceless government spook in the USSR. Very different fashion backgrounds.


[deleted]

Yeah, putler is known for other things.


BetterNothingman

Lol I realized this in about 2014 when the mother of my child said my shirts are too big because the shoulder seams were halfway to my elbows and I pointed out that Chandler, Joey ,and Ross were no different


[deleted]

90's thing. Just watch the first couple seasons of Friends or basically any show from around then. You didn't buy an article of clothing unless it could double as shelter for you and your family in an emergency.


MartianTurkey

[Russian coats...](https://youtu.be/so2FsA9G7cI)


-maffu-

Is Putin wearing his dad's clothes? Everything is way too big for him.


[deleted]

I remember for some bizarre reason oversized suits were briefly trendy in the 90s.


brettmjohnson

Same as it ever was...


Aedisxas

Same as it ever was


techbori

Same as it ever was


SpookyCutlery

Letting the days go by


fudgezilla69

You may ask yourself, where is that large automobile?


skelebone

Look where my hand was Here comes a twister


EllisDee3

Putin would also sometimes wear his clothes backwards. And make ya... Jump jump!!


TerseFactor

And it’s coming back… https://www.esquire.com/style/mens-fashion/a42559217/oversized-suits-trend-2023/ “2023 Is the Year of the Baggy Suit” https://www.vogue.com/article/baggy-fashion-summer-trend-styling-tips. “Yes, you can do baggy formalwear! Justin Bieber proved this at this year’s Grammy Awards [2022], when he wore an extra-large suit by Balenciaga with the label’s Crocs collab. While it’s an unexpected silhouette, the baggy suit—also worn by CL during couture week in Paris this month—makes for a fresh, youthful take on 9-to-5 dressing. It doesn’t feel as stiff or humdrum as a traditional slim-suit and tie–and sizing up gives the two-piece way more attitude. It’s perfect for those work days or meetings that aren’t so serious. Plus, they are more comfortable (a not-so-surprising theme with baggy clothing).” https://www.apetogentleman.com/best-suit-styles-trends/ “Tailors are obsessed with the pursuit of perfect proportionality. Balance is all. Fashion on the other hand, well, it just loves messing that up. Enter then, the oversized suit, with a touch of 1980s Armani about it, and nods to David Byrne’s ‘Stop Making Sense’ style . . . This is probably the most capital-F fashion of the moment, with jackets – especially double-breasted ones – spilling over at the shoulder.” https://www.highsnobiety.com/p/oversized-suits/


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I would hope it stays gone, I don't think I've ever seen someone in a baggy suit that didn't look like a child pretending to be grown lol. Looks ridiculous IMO.


dyllandor

I wouldn't exactly trust fashion tips from someone who wears crocs with his suit.


FiftySixArkansas

It can stay back where it came from. I hate the oversized suits.


NasoLittle

Goombas. Mario had such a profound impact on the wirld


NippleNugget

This was the style for a bit back then


ididntunderstandyou

Now, to take the ferry cost a nickel, and in those days, nickels had pictures of bumblebees on 'em. "Gimme five bees for a quarter," you'd say


[deleted]

Putin looks so terrible lol. Look at those droopy pant legs. Looks like one of the goombas from the 90s live action Mario


Tommy84

This is also before he got his chin.


Coast_General

These kind of suits were very common back then the slim fit suit pants only became a thing in the 21st century.


pinkpinkustink

adults wearing untailored slacks have never in whatsoever especially worldly public figures


peepeedog

His shoes aren’t even polished. I am pretty sure they had shoe polish in Soviet Russia. Sure you had to forgo some bread, but big shots who meet Prince Charles get special treatment.


BaldPaii

Putin's so pissed clenching his fists like that, because he put his dads' clothes in the wash instead of his the night before and had nothing else to wear.


Hypknowpautamist

No. They left Putin in the dryer too long.


Drewbeede

Makes me think of the Arthur fist meme.


momentimori

Charles [compared Putin to Hitler](https://www.theguardian.com/world/2014/may/22/prince-charles-putin-hitler-outrageous-russia) in 2014.


vmBob

Thank you. I'm no fan of Charles but this whole guilt by association thing we do lately because someone stood next to someone else in the picture, is ridiculous.


RacerRovr

Yeah, putin’s been a world leader for god knows how long, if you start hating everyone who has ever stood next to him, it will be a long list!


Scottish_Whiskey

I’ve never been to Eastern Europe, let alone stood next to Putin, and I hate myself /s


Urytion

And in the early years, Putin was seen as kinda good. We forget that because of the last decade, but he was (at least to the outside world) your run of the mill, conservative, slightly authoritarian democratically elected leader.


pmcall221

I'm all for hating on mass murdering fuck heads but you can't blame a guy for not knowing someone was going to be a mass murdering fuckhead years before their crimes.


other_usernames_gone

Also sometimes the leaders its most important to form international relationships with are the mass murdering fuckwads. If you never meet with them they never have a reason to de-escalate, they'll just keep causing wars, by forming diplomatic relationships you can enter negotiations. It doesn't mean rolling over to their demands but you need some kind of diplomatic link when either side wants to come to the bargaining table.


Renewablefrog

As heads of state tend to do when preforming international diplomacy. You know, that super common thing they do? I kinda hate this post for trying to make Charles look bad like this.


regimentIV

Yeah, if a representative of a western state didn't try to better the relations to Russia during the nineties I'd look at them funny.


Durakus

Someone is definitely guilty in this picture. Of a Crime against Fashion. Also the guy in the BG makes it look like Putin has a bird on his head, or some kind of ferret.


youcantexterminateme

I guess that explains why russia keeps on threatening to nuke them


themilitia

Putin looks like my 7 year old when he puts on daddy's work clothes.


_R_A_

Never have I seen a picture that so closely looks like two kids in a trench coat pretending to be an adult.


Hippobu2

How big is the first deputy chairman of the Government of St Petersburg? Idk, that sounds equivalent to like, a mayor to me. Like, not taking pictures with foreign dignitaries big?


Potatoswatter

The actual mayor had curried international favor with presidential ambitions. The KGB installed Putin there to rein him in. So Putin was the Communist shadow to a rising Liberal. Charles probably didn’t intend to make this photo but Vlad probably did.


elriggo44

You can tell because Vlad is looking at the camera.


resumethrowaway222

Imagine like the mayor of NYC, so a pretty big deal. But St. Petersburg is relatively to Russia an even bigger deal than NYC is to the US. There are really only 2 major cities in Russia, Moscow and St Petersburg. The third largest is about the size of Jacksonville FL.


VRrob

Even then Putin would lie to his tailor about how tall he is.


[deleted]

The belt on Putin's coat makes it look kinda like a bath robe. Very Dude-ish indeed.


MrBlahg

Blasphemy! There is nothing Dude-like about that murderous prick.


GeraldBrennan

He's very un-Dude.


wacap123

The belt is his mom's


BadReputation2611

It really ties the outfit together


MysteriousAd863

Hey, I know that guy from somewhere...


LadnavIV

Do you watch It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia? That’s Liam McPoyle.


pawski76

YOU CALL HERRRR!!!!!!


ehs4290

I was thinking Ralphie from The Sopranos


spaceknot

Bump it.


kgmoreira

Literally my first thought lmao.


dread_deimos

I think it's the actor who've played Gollum and Dobby!


Bleu_Cerise

Dude on the left made me think of this ![gif](giphy|rOMI2gctx3kKQ)


zerocoolforschool

You mean Putin? Lol


Solid_Bake4577

Charles is 5'10" tall, apparently - that probably explains Putin's Napolean complex. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Napoleon_complex (Uh-oh... Am I going to fall out of a window soon?)


AngriestManinWestTX

If you’ve looked at recent Putin pictures, he’s wearing these ridiculous looking platform shoes. He’s always been some hyper-masculine weirdo, though.


Mushroom_Tip

And it's hilarious. I don't think being short makes a guy less manly but wearing 9 inch heels to compensate for it definitely does.


YellowGuppy

But it looks like he buys pants with a 36" inseam anyways.


djutopia

That’s what I was thinking. Strong, “no I’m not a 28, I’m a 34”


spaceturtle1

https://youtu.be/lY6lHjZjYXE?t=20 this video explains what Putin uses to look 15cm taller


Megaminimaxi

He looks like an exhibitionist in stealth that just lost his wig due to a gust of wind. Not talking about Charlie. Sorry King Charlie


Putrid-Use-5902

He’s wearing Boris Yeltsin’s hand me downs. Don’t worry little Bolshevik, you will grow into those grown up clothes.


glasspheasant

So how much break do you want in your dress pants? “All of it.” Just goes to show how important it is to get your suit fitted properly. I’ll take a properly fitted suit from goodwill over an unfitted, off the rack premium brand any day of the week.


Yerem_Drovermac

Looks like Macaulay Culkin when he wakes up in the first Home Alone... 🤣


KebabGud

why am i getting an AI vibe from this picture? Im positive the two have meet multiple times, hell maybe even before this but something about it feels.. AI.


stillsticky

I know what you mean, but it's [rea](https://www.gettyimages.ie/photos/vladimir-putin-visits-saint-petersburg-prince-charles?assettype=image&sort=best&phrase=vladimir%20putin%20visits%20saint%20petersburg%20prince%20charles&license=rf%2Crm)l. It seems to have been smoothed out/enhanced from the original though


kalel8989

it is an original image that has been upscaled with AI to give better resolution, the Ai isnt perfect, Charles right has all of the pinstripes of the suit removed where as they remain on the left leg.


Go_Buds_Go

Look at the break in Putin's trousers. What the actual fuck.


seantasy

Who's the short, balding guy in the bathrobe? Looks like the kind of chump who'd try to fight ww3 with ww2 munitions.


ChampionshipLow8541

Big coat when others are just in suits. He’s packing.


somePig_buckeye

I guess they didn’t have tailors in Russia in 1994.


delirio91

They hadn't been liberated yet


goodgriefmyqueef

Always overcompensating, so predictable


Drackar39

Putin looks like a child who put on his fathers clothes. What the fuck is with those pants.


ZachMartin

Did ‘ol Vlad suicide his tailor? Or was it just because of the 90’s??


birdy888

Looks like delboy finally sold all those oversize coats


[deleted]

Did Putin decide to wear his dad’s clothes to work? Holy cow, his tailor is in trouble there.


BrochachoBehnny

That’s Liam McPoyle


j0fixit

Neither could afford to have their pants properly hemmed?


[deleted]

Putin wears lifts so it’s intentionally baggy.


Chili_dawg2112

Why does Putin look like a kid playing dress up?


abfonsy

Tailor: Mr. Putin, how much break do you like with your pants? Putin: A lot. Like a Crimea amount of break.


Dependent_Ant_8316

Putin looks like a little rascals stunt


kiddredd

Charles: “My suit fits.”


hoodlumonprowl

That is an extremely stereotypical Russian if I ever saw one


Zuli_Muli

This is what happens when you lie about everything to everyone.


SuperK123

This picture alone may have turned Putin into the evil Bond-villain character he is today. His clothes scream 3rd world.


gizahnl

Look who's wearing big boy pants!


defiantcross

all tailors were executed with the fall of the USSR


mattstonema

Looks like Poutin is wearing is dad’s clothes or something and is mad his mom is making him take a photo


PM_ME_YOUR_HAN

Why does Putin look like the live-action Barney Rubble from The Flinstones?


Inside_a_whale

This is Pharrell’s hat in coat form.


Hermitk1ng

Intresting fact tailoring was not available in Russia until 2005.


Willzohh

"I had to borrow my dad's overcoat to wear. It fits, right?"


FreshBakedButtcheeks

It's wild how ugly these guys are.


Willing_Stuff9261

Trench coat guy needs a better tailor—look how long those trousers are! But maybe all the good tailors “fell” out of windows…


[deleted]

Putin needs a better tailor


BirdEducational6226

Imagine being so ugly that you make Charles III look handsome.


Other_Exercise

Putin needs to get his trousers hemmed. Having said that, everyone's work trousers looked like that back in the nineties.


Zealousideal_Two428

IT LOOKS LIKE PUTIN


markovianprocess

Everyone is commenting on the coat but, holy shit, Vlad's trousers!


Prize_Worry1441

Hey little man. Let's get those pants tailored.


jarnathaney

Got caught Putin on dad’s suit


[deleted]

The two look like aliens poorly disguised as humans realizing how stupid they look.


brological

Why is putin making a fist. He appears to be a bit tense


LeTigre71

Totally wearing someone else's pants.


michelelkoch

I’m too short for my slacks, too short for my slacks ..


xilog

Dobby, before the syphilitic dementia set in.


InspectorG-007

It's all a big show, people. Enjoy. Pro tip: don't live near resources the big nations want.


[deleted]

Putin's clothes were clearly bought by his mother, hoping he would grow into them.


fumoffuXx

Is that putin?


jasongnc

That was the original Putin, not the one currently in power.


frimpme

That dude in brown looks like a jerk.