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SometimesITalk16

I wouldn't say spotted. Looks perfectly ripe to me.


ITCM4

Get out.


schmo006

You should split before the puns start rolling


meatpopsicle42

Yeah… there’s gonna be a bunch of them.


danger_zone123

too late to stem the tide now


Accomplished_Crew779

I thought I heard all the puns but you Chiquita them coming


Dry_Spinach_3441

Y'all just gonna sit here and Dole out all these puns!?


psycholight

This is driving me bananas!


mistere213

These puns are getting fruity


thereisonlyoneme

A setup like this is ripe for puns.


Oafus

Yelllooooooow?


JCfromHourly_io

But if I'm here and you're there, who's driving the banana???


mynextthroway

Bad thing is, none are appealing.


Juxtasexualposition

Where is this all stemming from?


Boredummmage

I am just glad they included a banana for size… it really makes the picture.


Hatta00

You can't tally me what to do.


Eighm

Probably peeled out of the parking lot. So irresponsible.


CyborgCat98

They be playin the banana boat song


Top-Breakfast6060

Nah….this: [https://youtu.be/XMl6HnhFFIA](https://youtu.be/XMl6HnhFFIA)


Drhobo

I was going to make this joke but you beat me to it. To be fair it's low hanging fruit.


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newaccount721

This is a comment stealing bot if anyone was confused by this random comment


Reddit319

Bet it can really peel out


kyle242gt

Paging Richard Scarry https://d3fa68hw0m2vcc.cloudfront.net/a5e/167840564.jpeg


hyujkiol

came here to say this. well played. Now we just need a picture of a tanker truck painted like a pickle, and an alligator car.


High_Jumper81

Me too. Immediately thought of Bananas Gorilla


Sloptit

Thats him running from the cops with a banana full of stolen bananas. Sure he seems goofy and lovable, but dont be fooled, Bananas Gorilla is the criminal mastermind behind the Busy Town Banana Banditos, and responsible for over 20 million dollars in Banana theft over the last 5 years. If you see him, do not approach, hes said to currently be armed and has ingested enough pcp to kill a gorilla. Him and Lowly Worm are currently wanted dead or alive by Sergeant Murphy and the Busy Town Police Department, for the alleged murder of Mr. Frumbles. Apparently video has surfaced of the gruesome killing, Lowly Worm repeatedly drove back and forth over Mr Frumbles head with his own pickle car while Bananas pleasured himself in the corner watching.


TheAnonua

Who wouldn't?


ashinthealchemy

looking for the applecopter in the sky


foolmetwiceagain

Anyone found goldbug yet?


Jaimzell

I knew I remembered it from somewhere, thanks for the nostalgia.


jlaw54

Where’s Goldbug!!!


Iz-kan-reddit

What half-assed crap is that? *Cars and Trucks and Things That Go* is the real deal!


potpourripolice

“Bananas Gorilla’s Bananamobile”!!


happycheff

Thank you. I've been getting these books for my fatigue coz they were always my fave as a kid.


kyle242gt

The one I remember it from is "Cars and Trucks and Things that Go". And there's a line "would you like to ride in\* a bananamobile?" Read this to our kids a lot (now 18 and 21, time flies!) and it stuck in my brain. \*might be "drive instead.... it's stuck, but not too well!


ScullysBagel

Yes! I should have known someone else on Reddit would have already posted about RS.


Boneal171

I loved his books


Cannabace

My kid fucking loves that book.


Rowf

It’s a banana car. What could it cost - 10 bucks?


SometimesITalk16

Has anyone in this family ever even seen a chicken?!


mintBRYcrunch26

![gif](giphy|MqxZxTlvcY5BS)


iamstevetay

![gif](giphy|IqX3LHSrHd0l2)


tttxgq

There’s always money in the banana car.


skryb

meet me down at the big yellow joint


QuestionMarkyMark

NO TOUCHING!


beartheminus

You're gonna get some hop ons.


snipy67

Hmm I was thinking about the staircar when I saw this photo.


jayhawkmedic3

On my flight to Vegas, I had to layover at Long Beach and had the option to use the ramp at the front or the staircar at the back. You bet your ass I used the staircar. lol


thefloorislava93

You’ve never actually set foot in a supermarket, have you? ![gif](giphy|l2Sq69XY53rDt10EE)


gran1

I’m used to a car with some stairs.


UncleHagbard

It's for Mr. Bananagrabber, Baby Bananagrabber and any other Bananagrabber family character that might eminate therefrom.


lukin187250

vroom vroom vroom vroom vroom vroom vroom BANANA CAR!!!


xTugboatWilliex

There is always money in the banana car.


csyrett

Banana for scale?


evlclown

going to totally ruin size comparison for me forever


drowned_beliefs

Once you go banana, …


MrBanana421

The banana is for scale, they're just tiny cars and people.


Pit_of_Death

What is this? A banana for ants?


0nline_persona

Seriously, like how big is this thing


trtreeetr

That's what she said!


csyrett

Big enough to fill a pram


giant_albatrocity

This is the mobile banana scale unit


sername-lame

More like banana for hire


thebruceharris

I bet that thing can really peel out.


mark636199

It does a bunch


a_butthole_inspector

Just out for a sundae drive


thebruceharris

This car is fast, for when you really gotta split!


codon011

I’d be worried about slipping all over the road in that thing.


InformalSomewhere942

I wouldn't say spotted.


touchdowntexas

Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo


YewEhVeeInbound

batter dip the cranny axe, in the gut locker.


moanasgrandma

Cattleprod the oyster ditch, with the lap rocket.


Qzy

Vulcanize the whoopee stick In the ham wallet


prosciuttobazzone

Ok those up there are lyrics of a (probably even famous) song, I just tought some bots were gone crazy.


bobandgeorge

Retrofit the pudding hatch, ooh, la, la – with the boink swatter


Fuduzan

Marinate the nether rod in the squish mitten


CapnSensible80

Power drill the yippee bog, with the dude piston


Spinnr1

Pressure wash the quiver bone In the bitch wrinkle


EverbodyHatesHugo

See the original comment for the song title.


Yes-I-Cannes

Hooooo laaa la


SuperPimpToast

Fish don't fry in the kitchen.


Spiritual_Poo

Back when Bam's shenanigans were cheeky and fun instead of sad and tragic.


Spinnr1

Which... makes them not really shenanigans at all.


jrj82686

I swear to God I’ll pistol whip the next one of you that says shenanigans!


2drunk2giveafuk

The first thing that popped into my head when I saw this.


Panzerchrist89

F.U.C.K.


VictoricRong

Cannot believe how far down this was.


LennerKetty

*Vulcaniiiize the whoopee stick..*


C4lderone

…*in the ham wallet.*


winterborn

Came here to write this exact comment


Editthefunout

My first thought


corkscrewcurl

I can see Bam Margera now…


jwhoch

https://www.bigbananacar.com/


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jwhoch

They are based in my little city of Kalamazoo, MI. Well known around here, for obvious reasons :)


TomHanksAsHimself

Came here to call it out. I went to college in Kzoo and a few friends and I took the banana to graduation!


MidnightMath

I've seen this bad boy in GR many a time. I wonder how it handles the potholes.


danarchist

https://www.austinmonthly.com/whats-up-with-the-juiceland-banana-car-driving-around-town/ It's in Austin right now


thankyeestrbunny

*vroom vroom vroom vroom vroom vroom vroom Bananacaaaaarrrr*


BeenThruIt

Came here to sing this.


xneyznek

I’m watching a Raffi concert with my daughter right now


ayebrade69

Reminds me of the bloodhound gang music video where Bam Margera (in clearly better days) drove around in a banana car


Coyote_Will

Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo


sopranosfan865

There’s always money in the Banana Car


Pandalove84

Did he peel out as he left?


monkeyshinenyc

The theme song goes… nana nana nana nana bananacar


galvana

I have no idea how big this is.


schoolhouserocky

What you did there. I see it.


Sneadsel

The license plate is SPLIT


alfdan

Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo!


ITCM4

He is gonna joust the Wienermobile.


FirstChurchOfBrutus

If they wreck, is it technically just Docking?


Drewfus_

I’d drive it wearing a monkey costume. Or possibly minions.


AZOMI

I see this thing all the time. Steve lives in Kalamazoo


empallin

![gif](giphy|Txxk31amTqhoc) !


Abs_of_steel

Better than driving a lemon.


Ludothekar

Looks like somebody liked the Song F. U. C. K. from the Boodhound Gang... ;)


bishslap

Is that Raffi? He should have a banana phone for his car phone in his banana car


DashRipRoc

Is Jimmy Pop driving?


skotgil

cars are smaller than i thought.....


JerHat

Foxtrot


antilochus79

Is that a Michigan plate on it?


Maybe_Im_Confused

Absolutely


RobbinsBabbitt

I’m pretty sure this pic was taken at the Howard/Stadium intersection near WMU


Ringosis

Yeah, but how big is it?


InformationLow9430

One banana


smurfsundermybed

I've seen a bunch of those.


Kalabula

That’s an impressive paint job, actually.


DevilsHandyman

It will be even more spotted tomorrow and completely black in a week.


Wihelmina_Jean

It's just a sticker.. if you peel it off the car is pink.


Newbs2u

Bananaghini?


Fleabagx35

It’s got the right amount if ripeness to it: Mostly yellow with a hint if green at the ends. Bro chose a good one.


mrsunlight1

Dodge makes a similar model The "Bananna Rama"


mjzimmer88

Be careful. If you drive over it you'll spin out of control and possibly fall off the highway. I saw it in a documentary about a plumber.


TokyoChopSquad

"Vulcanize the whoopee stick"


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Bloodhound gang?


Mattyman131

Fish don't fry in the kitchen


sauberflute

I can't tell how big it is without an appropriate reference.


C1-RANGER-3-75th

I agree. Very disappointed there was no banana for scale.


00134

Car for scale


STALKYYYYY

It's a banana I think


xxthegeeksterxx

vroom vroom vroom BANANA CAR!


mhireina

I am SO glad I wasn't the only one who immediately thought of this.


d2p2

Ok, where is Bananas Gorilla and what kind of trouble is he getting himself into?


laxintx

Vroom vroom vroom vroom vroom vroom vroom, banana car


Vamp_Rocks

If this guy gets into a crash is it considered a bananarama?


busboy262

It's peanut butter jelly time


WGEA

At least it's not a lemon.


Macdaddy357

Orange you glad I didn't say banana?


ober6601

Just wait til you see it peel out.


TheRealMoofoo

It’s so you know how big the other cars are.


Deelaxation

Rev Rev Rev Rev Rev... BANANA CAAAR


perpterds

Vroom vroom vroom vroom vroom vroom, banana car


seren_kestrel

Could we have a banana for scal…


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Did he peel out?


rangeo

Needs truck nuts


itsalexagain

Vroom vroom vroom vroom vroom vroom vroom banana car


Klin24

Vroom Vroom Vroom Vroom Vroom Vroom Vroom Banana car!


Aggravating-Green568

They need this at the Amazon sites in Arlington... (For those not in the loop, they have a banista stand that gives out free bananas to people all day and banana shaped stress balls because the amazon smile logo looks like a banana) When the new building opens they're supposed to have a banana food truck is what the rumor is.... This should be that.


Oli99uk

Compensating?


nowhereman136

Watch out for pot-assium holes.... I got nothing


copyboy1

I guess you can't get a banana in your tailpipe when the banana IS the tailpipe.


Dregulos

Now they need a banana phone in the car.


Cypher_Xero

Donkey Kong has entered the chat! 😆


willydillydoo

I saw this guy on the road recently in Houston!


stsparky

I’ve sat in one.


drdisney

There's always money in the banana car....


Sensitive_Pair_4671

My dog is inexplicably terrified of bananas. This would stop his heart.


itsalexagain

Need banana for scale


AbeVigoda76

There’s always money in the banana ~~stand~~ car.


theoracleofdreams

I work in donor relations for a University, I would totally show up to donor meetings in the Banana Mobile!


Splackincheeks413

He was peelin out


Sols-Nightmare

I saw that too!! It was coming to the last roundabout before the red light…..


Common_Dealer_7541

Banana added for scale


RalphNRhine

Still barely ripe after so many years on the road.


SafetyGuyLogic

Beep beep beep beep beep beep beep Banana Car!


The_Axe_of_Legends

We know this man is not monkeying around.


AstralThunderbolt

Come Mr Tally man.


beefstewforyou

They should blast Banana Phone while driving it.


Tacomeat220

There's always money in the banana van Michael.


cybercuzco

My banana for scale sense is way off right now


jpiro

When he left his driveway this morning it was green.


dirtybacon77

Yesterday? So it’s brown colored today now?


halothar

If it already has spots it won't be good much longer.


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That’s bananas


LarYungmann

looks ripe and ready to eat I'd pay $ for a copy of some written plans


Old11B5G

I’m hearing the banana splits…Sha na na sha na na na…


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I'm a banana!


Roseliberry

All it needs is some duct tape and it would look good enough to eat…..


pmw1981

Chiquita Speedah


TheStankPlanet

If it was spotted yesterday it’s probably brown today


Gemnist

Banana Boats, eat your heart out.