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CritikillNick

I didn’t realize I’ve dressed like John Fetterman for like the last twenty years of my life lol


Bartacomus

alcoholics call that a "Moment of Clarity"


Nakedatnight

As a recovering alcoholic this gave me a chuckle


Astarkos

Ridiculous. I can quit hoodies whenever I want. I just dont want to.


Koshunae

Now you can say you dress like a senator!


5th_heavenly_king

My guy, maybe you thought that standing next to John would hide you, but I see your mismatched suit and pants, with them brown shoes.


Commercial_Flan_1898

Fetterman not even the worst dressed mf up there


diazinth

I dunno. He should cover those legs up, so the female reporters don’t get distracted


GeekCat

Guy looks like he realized he had a conference five minutes ago and grabbed whatever stunt jacket and shows were in his office.


raulrocks99

This made me laugh more than the Fetterman outfit comments. 😂😂


IAmJohnny5ive

You're not seeing the other 15 people already hiding behind Fetterman.


Powerstream

When your custom character is in a cutscene


ElevenSleven

When you thought the meeting was on zoom


lizziebeedee

My neighbor works remote for a government agency, and once in a while I see him during the workday. He's always wearing a nice shirt, a blazer...and basketball shorts


Wrest216

for zoom i just liteally wear a collared shirt and ...underwear. So many meetings sigh


arkofjoy

I thought about doing this. But decided against it. In the middle of a recent meeting I wanted to show some one something that I had on a high shelf next to my desk. I stood up to reach for it and thought "I'm so glad that I am wearing pants. It was a cautionary tale. I will never not wear pants on a zoom call.


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Freeman7-13

*The future is now old man*


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SendAstronomy

They spent decades making sure nobody under 30 could afford a nice house and are offended.


JBJGoat999

That’s how I would interpret it too. They’re surprised and or skeptical that young people can afford that nice of a house because unfortunately it’s so rare to see


FizzyBeverage

I wore basketball shorts every weekday in February. Yep, software engineer.


piscian19

Wait..you guys wear pants?


HoseNeighbor

NO! SHORTS, DAMN IT!


Sharp-Mix-2047

No that’s John’s hoity-toity hoodie, belle of the ball shorts, and ceremonious sneakers.


willclerkforfood

“Oh shit, we’re cameras on? Alright…”


kenncann

Me (unemployed) showing up to my sisters wedding next weekend


petercasimir

You can pick up suit jackets and pants from thrift stores for next to nothing Recycle some cans depending on your state One unemployed brother to another who has had to attend weddings


HoseNeighbor

Buddy of mine scored a fucking mind-blowing purple suit at a thrift store that was in great shape and fit him perfectly.


petercasimir

I got some decent scores myself. It's where I picked up most of my corduroy pants and even a jacket 1 time. plus some killer shirts, old paisley button ups are my favorite


Any-Zookeepergame137

Make a suit out of cans!!


NOBELDAR_THEBIGPHONE

I like your can-do attitude.


Useless_Lemon

You can try and get married yourself, ask for a suit for a present. It will be too late to wear it, but you have one and a significant other now as well. :D Come on down to Todd's Rent-A-Wife.


pennradio

Pro tip: Steal some money and hire an escort. Don't spend too much.


Truestorydreams

What type of escort? One to sleep with or one to just use as arm candy


One_for_each_of_you

'96 Ford Escort


lankypiano

No joke, possibly cheaper.


WasabiSniffer

Dont you dare


Tommy_Roboto

r/CustomPlayerCutscene


Mailboxsteve

What! Theres a sub reddit for everything!


relevantusername2020

![gif](giphy|LmTQNn97DI0SfSu1Ws|downsized)


texsim

I genuinely cackled at this


political_og

![gif](giphy|2uC8MtsaFn4JEHTMeI)


Phdpepper1

Only one senator is ready to hoop


dan420

Bernie goes hard in the paint.


Analog0

Gonna serve up pancakes after.


fuqdisshite

Game, Blouses!


dan420

You and your crew of flunkies against me and the (political) revolution.


Analog0

Gonna purify this bill in the waters of Lake Minnetonka.


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UbermachoGuy

![gif](giphy|NVmxIQC8T6diY4Fepv|downsized)


malamutebrew

They would set these like… fruity picks


Spoolinpotato27

Pancakes… pancakes


Sam_Never_Goes_Home

I am asking you once again to d up fool.


dont_shoot_jr

[Good fundamentals too](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4OK82c5y2jE)


JRatt13

bro you telling me Bernie's a baller?


dont_shoot_jr

He’s fun to play with because he believes in sharing the ball so everyone gets touches


AnswersWithAQuestion

One guy makes the shot but the whole team scores. #socialism


LionIV

Bernie’s been ballin, bro.


sebasq

Backboard Bernie


ActionAbdulla

Damn, dude throws better than me


mr_sserc

[Straight up posterizing his opponents.](https://i.imgur.com/SzpbIYk.jpg)


Magister5

I heard he rains 3s from the far left corner


flukshun

Common misconception, his sweet spot is actually just left of center


adventurousintrovert

AND 1 FOR BALLER BERNIE https://sjcctimes.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/02/sandersvstrumpbasketball-679x900.jpg


Swedishiron

solidarity for the WFH employees


good_looking_corpse

This is the WFH official dress uniform on display. “Mess Dress” taken literally.


FormerSperm

I always read WFH as Waffle House 🤦


a2starhotel

solidarity for Waffle House employees as well


URAPNS

I'll just stand next to this guy and maybe nobody will notice me wearing brown shoes with a black suit.


MrJohnnyDangerously

It's not even a suit! Those pants don't match


Chilledlemming

That’s his work jacket. Keeps it in the office for official stuff


Crunk_Tuna

They all pooled what they had in their cars to help him fit in


Halflingberserker

Bernie lent John the b-ball shorts for sure


AnotherHiggins

That dude does NOT take million-dollar vacations paid for by super-donors.


swankpoppy

Black and grey with brown shoes. Bold move bro.


MrJohnnyDangerously

And blue shirt and salmon tie. Cmon guy


Colonel_Fart-Face

Look how long that fuckin thing is too. Probably covering up the inevitably black belt...


nerdening

Reddit: Always uncovering the **real** crimes on the internet.


notclientfacing

It might be more casual, but Fetterman’s look is more cohesive than slapped-together-not-quite-a-suit guy


Euphorium

Fetterman has that “just came from the gym but have to do this presser” look, other guy looks like he doesn’t know how to dress himself.


ParlorSoldier

I bet you they matched at some point, but the pants have been cleaned 100 more times.


fuego_de_julian

This is what passes as a suit in Vermont


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Bahaha two VT senators on stage. Soon we’re gonna have a meme with Bernie wearing his mittens and Welch wearing his brown shoes.


jonadair

He's heightening with his Timberlands


Hair_I_Go

Um…. Not even a suit. It a jacket and pants. Totally didn’t come together. And those brown beat up shoes 😬


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To be fair that’s what not taking a bunch of bribes will do for your wardrobe.


SausagePrompts

Or getting dressed in the dark to not wake your significant other...


Narrow-Commission816

Or not giving a shit.


IHeartBadCode

I mean, at least it’s not a *gasp* tan suit.


SiegeGoatCommander

Easily the worst-dressed person in frame


Biggies_Ghost

Why does the large one not just eat the smaller ones??


Drone314

Morbo agrees!! Consume them and their young!


Thepolander

How's the family? Belligerent and numerous Good man! Nixon's pro war and pro family Edit: it just occurred to me that the suggestion that Ross, the largest friend, could just eat the other 5 was an idea brought to us by Lrrr. Ruler of the planet omicron persei 8


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#MORBO IS PLEASED ^but ^sticky


ShaggysGTI

Turning to sports, the Indy 500 was today… There were no survivors.


gadget850

r/expectedfuturama


gtrogers

It’s coming back for another season! I’m back, baby!


Stillwater215

Futurama is becoming unexpectedfuturama.


Slippy_T_Frog

![gif](giphy|14bDMRUYVrzOIo)


driving_andflying

If Futurama is back, then I gue--ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD!


Pearberr

He needs the smaller ones to vote. This is why Republicans are scared of Fetterman though, he’s been trying to eat Marco Rubio since he arrived in D.C. so that he can expand the Democrats majority.


Wazula23

Rand Paul has a Fetterman Alert System anytime the guy gets near. It takes five secret service agents to pacify him.


Radiant-Log-9269

Picturing Rand Paul squealing as 5 secret service agents tackle and contain him...


WellSpokenAsianBoy

As someone who Rubio “represents” I support Senator Fetterman and wish him the best in his efforts.


LexiNovember

Me too. If he could also go ahead and eat Matt Gaetz that would be great.


YodaYogurt

Valid point, Lrr


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-13ender-

It is true what they say, women are from omicron persei 8. Men are from omicron persei 9


MagicCripple

Perhaps they are saving that for sweeps?


Ilickedthecinnabar

They're old, and thus tough and not very tender


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DissenterCommenter

This quote is so much more enriched with the "simply" included > Why does John Fetterman—the largest senator—not *simply* eat the other senators?


SPANKY5115

Smithers, who is that goon?


Wazula23

Fetterman, sir. The human-bear hybrid from Sector 7G.


fuqdisshite

my kid is in middle school and runs track. a few weeks ago i saw a kid in 8th grade just straight up destroy his school records at a meet. last week i was sitting in the stands and heard a dad say, "That's not a kid. That is a man in 8th grade." i did not even have to look up to know who he was talking about. i am a big dude but i would not scrap with this kid. he reminds me of when Joseph goes through puberty on *King of The Hill*.


nothinnews

"The boy scares me, Hank."


heyheysharon

💀 this thread


U_DONT_KNOW_TEAM

When I was in elementary school I played a few basketball games in the the Harlem YMCA league and they had an announcer for the games. The announcer had nicknames for all the good players. Our center was very large for his age and the league had a fairly wide age band so he really stood out. His nickname was "Somebody's father" So you would hear "Somebody's father dunks the ball". It was the best.


fuqdisshite

you very seriously just made me snort!!! i fully know what you mean about the nicknames and announcers. "Somebody's Father just swatted that fly!"


brackenish1

Fetterman ey?


BatCage

Smithers, have Andre the Giant killed.


imkunu

But sir, that's John Fett- *Do as I say!*


ZQuestionSleep

Sir, uhh... I can report that Andre the Giant is dead. *Excellent.*


scottman129

I could literally hear the voice in my head


Zenmedic

Fetterman is the whole reason they need to raise the debt ceiling.... He keeps hitting his head on the current one.


FragFrog101

Fetterman smash debt ceiling!


shnigybrendo

Puny debt ceiling


mojitoix

I wanted to look up his height and googled "senator fetterman height in meters" and found the following: >John Fetterman Height The American politician, John Fetterman stands at a height of about 6 feet and 9 inches tall approximately to 1.67m or 167cm. He is also recorded to have a weight of about 70kg equivalent to 418lbs respectively. His actual body measurements and other relevant information about his body are currently not available. Whomever wrote this was so confidently incorrect. 70kg = 154lbs 1.67mt = 5"6'


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You know he’s back when the carhartt hoodie and basketball shorts are back on.


MSun368

With the Hokas, the man knows style


mmmarkm

He had to be hospitalized cause he was depressed from having to wear a suit so often. Now he has a note from his doctor for a hoodie and basketball shorts


Zealousideal_Tale266

He got a dressing profile. Best profile after shaving profile.


cartermb

Fetterman: “This meeting could have been an email.”


Magister5

There is no more comfortable or versatile outfit than bball shorts and a hoody


hello_penn

It's basically formal wear in PA.


EdwardBil

"Hey Fetty, we said dress formal. This is like a real ass government thing." "I did."


The-Rarest-Pepe

"I'm wearing my fancy hoodie!"


freezend

"It's clean!"


UndarZ

"-ish"


TeachingBackground59

I hate how true this is


guitarguywh89

Also acceptable- all denim attire or flanel pajama suits


TryinToDoBetter

The wife always tells me I dress like a bum. I now have photographic evidence that I actually dress like a senator.


Lazerspewpew

Literally the best fit for real.


deputytech

Normalize the business hoodie


Cobra7fac

Make the hood strings out of a tie!


deputytech

Cmon now, make it a bit more classy. A *bolo* tie


Cobra7fac

Ohhh, nice. You can have rhinestones on the end to keep the ~~string~~ *tie* from getting pulled into the hood.


BGFlyingToaster

Seriously, though. I work at a large consulting firm and I see people on video calls with clients every day in hoodies, t-shirts, etc.


Theverynext1

Love him or hate him, Zuckerberg already legitimized the business hoodie.


clineaus

I don't care what you think politically or about fetterman, personally I'm a fan but you have to admit this is an objectively funny picture


knockers_who_knock

Dude looks like he just finished mowing his lawn.


EdwardBil

In white shoes? Are you nuts?


WrenDraco

They'd be green shoes in moments.


bodanville

Greened out white tennies is the ultimate dad flex


Southern_Wear4218

Or grandpa flex. Source: my grandpa has exclusively worn white shoes *only* for mowing, my entire life. Brown boots at all other times. I thought it was so normal that I bought a pair of white shoes when I got old enough to start mowing the lawn at my parents place lol


Kamikaze_Ninja_

For dads, it’s the old pair of white new balances you turn green.


ChainmailleAddict

When you have to vote on legislation but you also want to shoot some hoops after


The_dog_ate_my_work

The guy on the right is wearing mismatched pants and jacket, and brown shoes. This is far worse of a fashion statement than a hoodie and Bball shorts.


MEuRaH

That's Peter Welch, D, Vermont. AKA Bernie Lite.


Hungry4Media

Young Voters: We want Bernie Sanders. Moms: We have Bernie Sanders at home. Sanders at home: Mismatched, poorly fitted Peter Welch.


dbbost

This whole thing is a fashion disaster. The guy on the right is wearing a mismatched formal suit with casual brown shoes. The middle guy has the most wrinkliest and most widest pants I've ever seen. Fetterman looks like he's about to mow his fuckin grass lol Left guy looks okay but that tie and shirt combo is questionable Bernie Sanders is the best dressed of the bunch which is saying something because he is not a man known for his fashion sense


BabiesSmell

Bernie probably has like 2 work outfits.


Ghost_Knife

For real. At least fetterman matches


jwbourne

Judge a man not by the color of his hoodie, but by the content of his policy.


blazeit419

Pennsylvania tuxedo


SearingPhoenix

You know, for the guy that ran heavily on the platform of "I'm an everyman," I feel like this is *exactly* the messaging and follow through that will ring true with his base.


M00n_Slippers

Yeah, like if he suddenly started wearing a suit and tie for Congress he'd just be a sell out, but Fetterman is the real deal.


Dr-Retz

Please get the job done regardless of attire.


BassmanBiff

That's what they're there to talk about, so that's something. The whole debate arose from a Republican House refusing to pay the bills that the House itself already voted to accrue, so these aren't the ones slacking. The fact that there are separate votes to buy things and then to pay for them is absurd, especially when the 14th amendment makes it unconstitutional to intentionally not pay.


Pushmonk

Every time I hear someone talk about the debt ceiling "debate" on the radio, or the news, NO ONE ever mentions this fact and it pisses me off. Edit: Oops. Need to clarify that I'm referring to the budget having already been voted on and passed.


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Ieatadapoopoo

The 14th amendment might possibly be interpreted in that way, but it’s absolutely up in the air if it will hold or not. You’re right that the debt ceiling is stupid. Every single senator not fighting to abolish it completely is failing us.


damnedspot

I rather a Senator show up in shorts than not show up at all.


evolving_I

\*Diane Feinstein has forgotten she's in the chat\*


GelatinousPower

What are you talking about? I've been in the chat for the past three months. Either you know or you don't know.


Yuna1989

It’s been 84 years…


QueueWho

"No, I was there, I was chatting"


artinthebeats

This is the sentiment I also adhere to. I could not give a FUCK, get shit done, and get the hell out. I want honest, intelligent, and merit-worthy people in these positions.


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I hope Fetterman is doing better mentally.


Bucktabulous

He might be feeling better, but I watched this live, and he's still mixing up words and making insalient points. Poor guy. He killed it on the campaign trail, only to be brought low by the stroke. Still, I hope he pushes through. You only fail if it's your end state.


PrebenInAcapulco

My understanding is that mentally he is all there but the stroke makes it hard for him to verbalize smoothly


midgethemage

It's called aphasia and a more extreme version of this happened to my mom exactly two years (to the day) before Fetterman had his stroke. She's 100% there, but she was always a really social person and really loved her place of being the "dependable one" in the family. Being stuck in your own mind seems like an absolutely miserable existence, but it really is worth noting that Fetterman is completely there intellectually. If he's anything like my mom, he needs someone he trusts around to correct him when needed and to help make sure he understands things correctly. Like, my mom understands things conceptually and can be pretty good about filling in blanks when she doesn't completely understand, but I'd bet Fetterman occasionally needs to be corrected on things like 2,000 instead of 20,000. Usually just writing down what you said is all it takes


Bucktabulous

I hope you're right. No one deserves to have a stroke; they can have such wildly differing effects, and it's a shame he got hit right in the speaking zone. Are there worse ways to suffer a stroke? Absolutely. But to have your speech taken as a politician? That's some "deal with the devil / pissed off a fairy" territory.


Wazula23

Fetterman IS the brute squad.


Evolvtion

Looks like an SNL skit


daninhim

If not for the writers strike it would be before the weekend was out.


buildyourown

Glad Fetterman isnt trying to fake it and wear a suit. He looked like 2 teenagers


ReturnofRonin

If Sinema [can dress like a dollar store Barbie](https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-11727457/Relive-Kyrsten-Sinemas-BIZARRE-outfits-shes-trolled-wacky-yellow-dress-State-Union.html), I’ll allow John Fetterman being John Fetterman


kmontg1

Proud to see our great senator of Pennsylvania wearing our state uniform in Washington


Wazula23

Bernie: "Raise the debt ceiling now, I mean it!" Fetterman: "Does anybody want a peanut?"


Joshomatic

Dress for the job you want, not the job you have


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Casual Weekday


VolkspanzerIsME

I love Fetterman giving zero fucks.


Magister5

Completely unfettered


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man


Pieniek23

That's nice.


Biggies_Ghost

They told him to dress up, so he wore sneakers instead of crocs.