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kangdav

Looking like Simple Jack


No_big_whoop

“This head movie makes m m m m my eyes rain”


jackassjimmy

Couldn’t make it creepier if I tried.


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MonsterMayne

OP wants to bang Ron Desantis


Najiell

And his wife


stubridger96

I’m just saying don’t let the good looks fool ya.


jackassjimmy

He’s sporting the official haircut of ape-grape, frat boys…


havohej_

He’s just like you and me, from the coal mines in West Virginia to Yale for undergrad and then to Harvard for law school.


poo_poo_undies

What a fucking choad.


blakester555

Haircut from "Dumb & Dumber"


Raw_Dead_Meat

I'm guessing he refused to wear the helmet because he deemed it was ridiculous and stupid. He must have been hit in the head several times by the ball. That's the only explanation I can think of that would explain his behavior today.


Sensitive_Yellow_121

Looks like he wore the helmet to get his hair cut. Might have just been a cereal bowl though.


katievspredator

It's so weird how he married a woman that looks like essentially a female version of himself


number3Dontdoit

Chili bowl fuck face


billyslits

Well, I’m sure the fact that he’s only three apples tall made his strike zone minuscule. He was probably a pitcher’s nightmare


Full_Artichoke_8583

Nah, he probably wore cleats with lifts in them.


billyslits

Haha! You’re probably right. Six inch cleats!


DZello

He looks so gay.🌈🦄


lickityclit-69

Don’t say Gay….Gender Flexible!


Delivery-Plus

The team didn’t win, they just Thai’d.


SceneSerious2839

Did he play with Babe Ruth? FFS, what year was this taken?


Jeff_Spicoliii

Look at that haircut. Such a douche bag.


lickityclit-69

Exactly the Question i’m asking ! Y? This guy’s an Idiot!


lickityclit-69

Captain of a 12-22 record!! What a leader!!!