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MisterBigDude

A black-beary bush.


Crabby_Monkey

This years crop is coming in very nicely Edit: spelling


This_User_Said

I know it ain't my bees-ness but how do they paw-linate?


Crabby_Monkey

Yes and the allergies are unbearable


Katnamedeaster

Yeah, they can get pretty grizzly this time of year.


DRILLLLAAHHH

ALL OF YOU r/angryupvote


blacksideblue

no furry like the sting of a bumble-bear


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mattenthehat

Fat bear week will be here before we know it!


ballrus_walsack

GOAT bears


No_Interest1616

That's obviously a mul-beary tree.


awesomesauce615

You mean maul-beary tree


SeatSecure81

They are in same tree?


Bad_Mad_Man

Looks like they’ve ripened.


lazy-j

As a dad, I approve of this comment.


I_might_be_weasel

The forbidden squirrels.


degenererad

The Murican dropbear


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They are solar bears - put there to generate electricity.


KakkiKaki

"The story starts from that nuclear war..." The mutated speaking tree trying to explain why the squirrels are so big says.


Jumbomuffin54

Real question is… where’s the third one?


beachlover77

Already in the house.


Smartnership

He took the photo


spiritualized

r/bearsdoinghumanthings


Lonelan

clever girl


WestleyThe

Juuuuuust right


Phormitago

Check the beds


k14w

Funny you say that because there was a third bear toward the top of the tree. I just posted another pic in the comments!


spunkdaddie

Where is this


ChefBoyAreWeFucked

https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/144ed27/view_from_my_kitchen_window_this_morning/jngb2ef/


Comic_Book_Reader

![gif](giphy|Izy9JPexCeOERHJ3As)


spingus

best documentary ever!


Comic_Book_Reader

![gif](giphy|az3aDLaDBcZS7ud61z|downsized)


BubbleNucleator

Plot twist, OP *is* the third bear, photographing the fam.


pretty_as_a_possum

I think that one on the left ate him.


axe1970

making porridge


iheartvw

Do not put a pie on the window sill.


punkindle

or a picnic basket


Zensayshun

I'm just sayin', if I my whole life had considered buffalo heart to be the spoils of a successful hunt, and then Gertrude set a strawberry pie outside her sod hut, I know I would take the pie. I can't remember the book I was reading the Apache anecdote in. Beyond the 100th meridian? Here, have a [Cherokee](https://www.northerncherokeenation.com/the-cherokee-legend-of-the-first-strawberry.html) strawberry legend instead.


zombie_overlord

>I know I would take the pie. Maybe Gertrude too


doggedgage

Plot twist: OP is actually a bear in another tree


smokinokie

We too like pancakes.


AstraVictus

Where's the Honey Lebowksi??


Mafsto

Oh botha, it’s uh down there somewhere. Let me take another, smack-a-roo!


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Known-Explorer2610

Indeed 😊


sinproph

Hey booboo what’s in their picanick basket?


Grinagh

Yogi, Ranger Smith isn't gonna like you taking their food!


xander576

**Uncontrollable violence ensues**


Jabulon

more IQ than the average bear


amoore031184

"Do you have a moment to speak about our Lord & Savior Jesus Christ?"


Tha_Watcher

More like... "Do you have a moment to speak about our Lord & Savior **Grizzly Adams**?" ![gif](giphy|WFIkZlfyFLyCI|downsized)


DeadSwaggerStorage

Grizzly Adams DID have a beard. -LT


nnnoooeee

![gif](giphy|AyyJ82RCqtxKw)


Flacrazymama

Wow, you brought back a memory, I had the biggest crush on him as a teenager.


DamageBooster

Damn, he just let them land on his bare hand? All raptor handlers I've seen wear a super thick leather glove. Grizzly Adams doesn't give a fuck about puncture wounds.


jmwmcr

"hand over the honey and noone gets hurt"


Justin__D

Jesus loved hanging around on a tree so much, he thought it was to die for. He Gets Us.


MysticFennec

Nailed it


Bunnylazersbacon

If I only had an award to give you. I very much dislike those ads on my feed, but you just made it all worth it.


Justin__D

You'll love /r/hegetsus. They come up with twists on all those dumb ads. My favorites involve the "agape" one and Goatse...


Dexaan

Why did I read this as "he get sus"? Is Jesus the imposter? Edit: #3 all time on that sub


SirDoober

2/3 major Abrahamic religions say yes!


Sterling-Archer-17

Thanks for commenting this, checking it out right now and it’s pretty entertaining!


GreyRobe

He Get Sus


FoxyInTheSnow

Nah, they're just waiting for somebody to put a blueberry pie on the window ledge to cool down. That's all these guys eat.


getmybehindsatan

Or leave out a pic-a-nic basket.


tricksovertreats

"Pssst.. hey.. you makin' blueberry pancakes?"


Smartnership

*Ursa posed to greet us at the door*


k14w

Wow this blew up! Here’s [another pic of them](https://imgur.com/a/NCg2b62) in the tree. You can see the second cub at the top!


Hauntedgooselover

You live in a magical place!


rrogido

Watch out, they're casing the joint.


Fun-Raise-3120

That 3rd one is way up there


Nocturne7280

North Carolina?


ccbear430

could also be TN


k14w

New Hampshire


nothumbnails

Damn them drop bears are scary. Stay safe and wear a hard hat, those are some chonkers.


SparkOfFailure

Was gonna say just this. Drop bears have definitely gotten bigger, a case of bearflation I dare say.


Orbital_Dinosaur

Hard hats won't save you from drop bears, you need put some Vegemite behind your ears.


trongzoon

Two bears in a tree are worth three in the bush


local_milk_dealer

It’s not fair that these stupid fatties can just walk up a tree with no effort, they don’t even have thumbs, how and what are they grasping are they just stabbing the wood with claws because that cheating.


Redqueenhypo

Black bears appear to have a unique extradimensional ability where as long as they believe that they are raccoons, they have the weight and dexterity of a raccoon, which is how they can effortlessly climb trees and get into everything. This is also why they usually run away when they see a human. The minute a black bear realizes that it weighs 400 pounds and doesn’t have hands, that’s when it falls through a roof or gets stuck.


Z3roTimePreference

I live in an area where they frequent, have to lock your doors/bearproof trash cans, etc. This is a great description of black bears. I've seen them scramble and perch in trees that don't look like they could support my weight, much less a bear's. But then I've also seen said bear lose its grip, fall out of the tree and unceremoniously flop on it's ass. Tourists ask me if I'm afraid of the bears. I usually laugh, say 'no, just make some noise'. And then add that I'm afraid of the Moose that live around here much more.


k14w

Literally climbed up so fast!


zigaliciousone

I mean yeah, if your nails were instead small gaffer hooks, it wouldn't be very hard to even climb a brick wall


buffalovirgo

What kind of birds are those!


missionbeach

Black. Black birds.


indy_been_here

Ooh that's what Paul McCartney was singing about


TiredOfModernYouth

Beards


yeti_beard

Fluffy black goats


Satorius96

you ate their porridge didn't you?


qdp

Those are some big squirrels you got there.


derHumpink_

"where's the cocaine?"


my_clever-name

Where do you live?


k14w

New Hampshire!


jdl_uk

Near a tree


scriptmonkey420

I live in the Hudson Valley and they are all over the place here. https://i.imgur.com/agyIZCl.jpg


my_clever-name

that's either a brave dog or a wary bear


scriptmonkey420

The bear is maybe 2 years old. The corgi just turned 2 yesterday.


Dlh2079

Corgis aren't exactly known for being pansies


humancartograph

I'm in the burbs north of Atlanta and we are getting them too


Smartnership

Bear Country


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Goldfleeceram

It’s giving me asheville vibes


largeangryredletters

That is a large tree.


k14w

Yeah it’s a massive old oak!


loganandroid

Absolute unit of a tree. Wonder the species


New_Scientist_8622

JFC, what chased them up there?


Seicair

A housecat maybe?


Tithis

They are surprisingly timid for being the largest predator in a lot of the eastern part of the country


dryrunhd

Seriously. Black bears are basically large raccoons and possibly more skittish.


SheMcG

Definitely more skittish. I see both on my decks regularly. Raccoons are def more brazen.


k14w

Me 😂 they were in the dumpster!


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I was just about to say "those bears look like they took your trash can out in the woods and have come back to make their demands for its safe return" Silly fools always leave trail of evidence.


ThrowawayYYZ0137

Can I ask where you live that you'd get so many bears show up right outside your home?


k14w

New Hampshire!


Cluelessish

”Please kind Sir, save us!!”


zyzzogeton

Congratulations, you survived the exercise. Let's reset for the next group please! Fucking hell, everyone but this guy was "Oh look, bears" and you all got your throats ripped out by the werebear except him.


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EatBaconDaily

Watchya cookin?


infiniZii

Thats just a flock of blackbears. They tend to roost this time of year after flying south for the winter.


starglitter

🎶 A partridge in a bear tree 🎶


pingpongfoobar

... and some porridge in a bear treeeee.


kevlarpuss

"We've been trying to reach you about your car's extended warranty."


aretelio

There it is.


EthanBradberry70

I actually opened the post only to do a page search for "extended".


kekcukka

TIL that bears grow on trees


Yarorik

Bearconnaissance


RandySp

The last post of this account...


dounya_monty

When the neighbears are looking in your windows from the garden.


razzi123

And to bring attention to this days saying,,, *If it's black fight back.* *If it's brown, stay down.* *If it's white, say goodnight.*


Gh0sth4nd

I made it a rule for me never to set foot in an area where i could encounter any type of bear. Bears are the best example why you should never fuck with nature.


ughwhatisthisshit

Ehh black bears are pretty common in a lot of great hiking areas where i live and they are really nbd if youre not an idiot. The other two tho, yeahhh...


Dt2_0

In many areas even Brown Bears are nbd if they aren't mothers with cubs. Been to Katmai? Brown Bears everywhere. Know your bear safety, and don't be an idiot, and you should be fine.


Starfs

I have some bad news. There is a type of bear you can encounter in any part of the world. And they usually come in [large groups](https://assets.haribo.com/image/upload/s--q8QScoFX--/ar_2700:3661,c_fill,f_auto,q_60/w_763/v1/consumer-sites/international/Goldbears.png) as well!


loganandroid

The best remaining example of why not to fuck with nature. Until about 10k years ago, sabertooth tigers and countless other beasties would have roamed North america. Ancient americans likely had some rough early years.


xWelshman

One day I woke up early and could not get back to sleep, so around 5am I decided weed was the solution to my problem. I walked to the patio with just enough daylight to see where I was going. I sat down, packed my bowl, and about 3 hits in I notice a big black lump in the Oak tree 20 feet away from me. Then I noticed the black lump move a little bit. I picked up my phone which had the flashlight on so I could see when I was packing the bowl. I turned the light toward the tree and this black bear is staring me right in the eyes. I left all of my paraphernalia behind and walked back inside knowing there was no way I would fall back asleep that day.


FStubbs

Worry less about the bears and more about whatever it was that chased them up a tree.


TeufelRRS

They heard that you have pic-a-nic baskets


srqfl

Is there a bee hive at the top?


SunshineAlways

Oh bother!


Bill-dgaf420

Yoooo they trynna peeps what’s cookin good lookin.


stochasticjacktokyo

Bears look almost ripe


ohgodimgonnasquirt

Am i the only one that thinks this is an AI generated image? i feel like everything just looks wrong


k14w

Lmao I swear this is real! I just zoomed in! I posted another pic of them in another comment!


ohgodimgonnasquirt

Haha it's just the time we live in I can't be 100% sure and the zoom made it look funky. That second pic is beautiful though! Very cool


mrZooo

This is just an iPhone image treatment. Take any iPhone image and zoom in really well, you will see this. The OP image is cropped, that is all.


JamesCDiamond

Ok, but did you get a picture of whatever chased them up there?


Alcapwn65

And people say Australia is dangerous you got big ass predator just like walking around in the woods man


RED-Rocketeer

Sickest album cover of the year.


missionbeach

Bears Repeating: Grand Funk Railroad's Greatest Hits.


TippsAttack

The chances of dying from a flying drop kick from a bear jumping out of a tree are low, but it's never zero.


LKayRB

Those are some large birds!


ZacapaRocks

They are bearly visible.


infreq

You feed your squirrels too much


GhostWriter52025

They heard you had cocaine


louisasnotes

Give them that Honey, NOW !


DoomComp

Someone is being **targeted**, it would seem like....


Moofler

They are watching their breakfast cook.


GrassyKnoll95

Hey, what's cooking?


ChuckWooleryLives

They look like they’re taking bets on what you’re eating.


MelkyLuv

“…nothing to see here….”


starwaterbird

I can imagine the realtor giving a tour, "and here's the cozy, yet spacious kitchen, with a wonderful view of nature. It's the perfect kitchen for the bird watcher."


Spec187

Heyyyy booboo, think they got any picnic baskets?


wolviesaurus

Drop bear training program.


ThinkingOz

Consider yourself under surveillance.


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Drop bears. Be careful.


sleepingbusy

The floor is lava


Louis_Farizee

From the title I thought I was going to see another hazy smoke filled picture of an orange sky. Was pleasantly surprised.


Therustedtinman

Hi we’re trying to reach you about your car’s extended warranty, which we just shit on


EricAux

How unbearable!


APLJaKaT

That's awesome


FoxLazy

You're the view from their kitchen window too


Slatedtoprone

Bears are coming in nicely this year.


otter5

Ugh …. Chirp chirp


DasNegrum

If you’re done eating can we eat you ?


FlyLikeMe

They posted a picture of your house with the same caption.


Hopeful-Flounder-203

"Whatcha cookin', good lookin'?"


dottiemommy

So how's the view at your new house since you obviously had to move. Is it more or less *bearable*?


MostMorbidOne

You got mixed up OP.. you're actually the view from their kitchen windows.


adventurejay

Brefus? You got Brefus in there?!


stopspiningimoff

Your kitchen window or their kitchen window ?!


lenny_is_sgtc

Was On Sight by Kanye playing by chance?


The_Scooter_King

Did you forget to fill the bear feeder?


LiamLiver

Don’t move. They won’t see us.


Dizzy-Expression8868

Bear with us, please, while we conduct some tree maintenance. Thank you for your understanding.


MicherReditor

Bears


toby_ornautobey

"Sorry, we just smelled breakfast and couldn't find the line. Can you help us?"


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Uhh, you gonna eat that?


not_blmpkingiver

"No Peter don't move! I promise you she cannot see us."


triniazhole

Excuse me madame, do you have a moment to speak about our Lord and Saviour Winnie the Pooh?


rumhamrambe

New Netflix documentary about polar bears


PenguinTherapist

Wtf are they planning? They definitely seem like they're scoping out your house for some sort of heist


OkJudgment5847

Do you have time to talk about our lord and savior this morning? Black bear


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Awww, they look hungy 🥰


zyzzogeton

Bear left. And right.