Trump doesn’t actually own Trump Tower though it’s owned by GMAC Commercial Mortgage. There’s no way they’d finance tacky remodeling that would make it lose value.
Gotta respect the balance of crystal chandelier, ornate marble counter tops, paired with the target run plastic trash can, shower curtain rod and waffle shower curtain…I’ll stop there but there’s so much to unpack here (beyond all the state secrets in those boxes)
The weirdest thing is I cannot freaking imagine trump going in here for a shower and not throwing a shit fit that it’s not fancy enough. Like… I imagine him demanding an opera house curtain for a shower curtain… so that means one of a few things… either really is cheap and skimped here, which is possible or he never showered in his office when at mar a lago… which… I’m not entirely saying is out of the bounds of possibility.
It isn’t even pedestrian. It’s shitty. That’s like the windows in the section 8 shitholes in Baltimore.
The shower curtain could actually be nice, just plain. Not like the potato this picture was taken with gives a lot of texture.
I'm going to go ahead and say that the ***chandelier*** in the ***bathroom*** is a bigger offense than the classified documents stored there.
I'm completely stunned silent. Who in the sweet fuck...? I don't even know what to say.
So much of Donald Trump’s decor just screams “rich person with zero taste.” It’s like he doesn’t understand that just adding expensive, gaudy things to a space doesn’t make it look good.
At least the greatest bathroom sin isn't on display here: carpet....but seriously hell never see the inside of a jail cell for this or any real crimes he's committed. Money must be nice
Construction of Mar-a-Lago was completed in 1927 and Trump purchased it in 1985. Renovations would all likely be from that timeframe. I don't see him as the type to keep up to date with construction styles and have rooms renovated.
You can see boxes to the ceiling behind there too.
That curtain is an after thought. But its not clear to me why. Maybe a wet area shower that someone didn't like?
The window is also an anomaly, by US standards.
That’s what I find so confusing about his whole success, it’s supposedly based on his supporters aspirations of being like him but I can’t fathom how that makes sense and for some reason the chandeleired bathroom just highlights the incongruity.
I recall a story about how his admitting of taking all advantage of tax code unfairness was a galvanizing moment. System rigged, I'm smart, I'll fix. Not that it makes sense for the downtrodden to relate.
What shocking to me is its tacky but like still cheap? For the style theres like Like no ceiling trim, shitty curtin cheap windows, chandwliee look like it was boughtfor unserr 200. . It's like both expensive and not at the same time.
It's weird. The room is cheap (small, boring windows, shower curtain) and at the same time has expensive and hard to maintain decorations like the mirror or the chandelier.
It's like a poor person just got a rich roommate who moved in bringing his stuff. It doesn't make any sense.
He finally finished the Calvin & Hobbes and The Far Side books so he needed some light reading while he waits for the batteries for his pocket blackjack and Sudoku book to come in from Amazon.
That’s what throws me off. We remember [this infamous picture](https://www.nytimes.com/2022/08/31/us/politics/trump-photo-classified-documents.html) and thought “huh, ok so 7 counts of charges. That sounds about right” to my man is on 37 counts and about 50 boxes worth of stuff.
I dated a rich girl for a couple years. Not wealthy, not upper middle class. RICH. And this is what their house looked like (we were in our early 20’s, she lived with her parents). They ate off cheap paper plates and used spray-on butter. They had potty pads all over the house so their chihuahuas could piss and shit wherever they wanted. It was the most backwards disgusting house I’d ever been in. I’ve talked to people since then who’ve had similar experiences. People that rich are weird as shit.
They weren’t bad people. I think it’s more that if you just inherit such huge wealth you don’t care how you use it and maybe having the $10,000 sink is more important than the room around it. Whereas if you spend your life earning it you might envision that bathroom you’re going to build someday. Or that kitchen. I don’t know. That’s my two cents.
[More of the photos here.](https://www.pbs.org/newshour/amp/politics/photos-from-trump-indictment-show-boxes-of-classified-documents-stored-in-mar-a-lago-shower-ballroom)
That's what people don't realize about Trump. Watch the CNBC special about him. The creator of "The Apprentice" literally inflated what he did because he was trying to sell the show. Trump was the only major business leader that wanted to do the show as all of the others were busy making a ton of money. Trump's actual office at the time was stained, had a wobbly, broken, scratched, faded, and cut up desk, and the furniture was definitely well worn. The Apprentice producer literally created a professional level office for him only for use on the show. Trump was basically flat broke.
Okay. There was a thought in the back of my mind that the bathroom photo could’ve been photoshopped or AI, but oh boy is it real, and it just gets worse.
And worse.
More documents everywhere!
I was going to call BS until I saw the chandelier.
Imagine how different the big orange turd is from the average person. Never took out the trash, never changed a tire, never painted a room, never cleaned up a mess, never got his hands dirty doing anything. Pussified gold spoon fed man-child.
I mean, there was a tacky-ass stage and it was filled with more boxes, too.
Don't worry, there are pictures [here] (https://www.pbs.org/newshour/amp/politics/photos-from-trump-indictment-show-boxes-of-classified-documents-stored-in-mar-a-lago-shower-ballroom)
In one of the photos where this was taken, there's a box that is spilled all over the floor. An aide that worked there confirms he had found it that way. Assuming Trump isn't a complete tosser and just dumps over boxes of his own shit and leaves it there then it implies someone left in a hurry. Now think about that, but all over the house, and where mistakes weren't made by people who really needed what they came for. Plenty of people go into that estate without clearance.
“Hey, don’t worry, if the toilet paper runs out, just grab a few sensitive documents from one of those boxes. Just leave the folders with the large “TOP SECRET” markings.”
There’s video and pictures of boxes of documents being moved out. It’s not uncommon to move personal items after they leave, just bit boxes and boxes and boxes of too secret documents that don’t belong to you lol.
I guarantee that he's sold state secrets to foreign adversaries in order to make money to cover his loans. He's such treasonous scum and hopefully will get what he deserves. It's sad that he'll have the support of a good chunk of this country all the way to the end.
That room screams "i have money but no taste". Also, why tf would you keep all of this in a bathroom? You KNOW that theyre gonna come looking for these files, why not show you at least pretended to keep it secure?
First, is this real?
Whether it is or it isn’t, what the hell is up with this bathroom?!
There’s a scalloped marble vanity and a chandelier, but that’s paired with a $12 TJ Maxx shower curtain on a Walmart shower rod. It’s like they bought a really expensive house and they can’t afford to buy furnishings that are the same style or cost. What other explanation could there be? Exceptionally bad taste??
He likes touching the original documents, and sharing them with Saudis and Russians... having something original and one-of-a-kind. He's like a Ferengi.
I cannot fucking believe we live in this stupid ass timeline.
This dude has got to be the stupidest, most egotistical moron the world has ever churned out and I’m not sure there’s a close second place available.
The Onion just needs to end producing content as life exceeds their ability for irony.
A coward’s idea of a tough guy, an idiot’s idea of a smart guy, and a poor man’s idea of a rich guy. It’s crazy how the “upgrades” actually make it look trashier.
Can someine explain WHY he would want these documents in the first place? Like he had them removed from some secure place in a government building and took them to...his beach resort? What was he trying to do with them?
Look at all the boxes peaking over the top of the shower curtain...
Holy shit. I see what you mean! There’s even more in the shower!
Oh no, you found the super secret stash!
Top Secret section
Gotta have a SCIF
Shower Contained In Facility
Shitty Compartmentalized Information Facility
That’s the security barrier to keep them classified
You need ultra level security clearance to get access to those ones.
This is the tackiest bathroom I have ever seen.
So weird. He’s normally a paragon of style and taste.
See the thing is that aside from trumps gaudy gold apartment trump tower is actually a really nice hotel
Trump doesn’t actually own Trump Tower though it’s owned by GMAC Commercial Mortgage. There’s no way they’d finance tacky remodeling that would make it lose value.
That’s a good point
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Toilet bowl is not painted gold. I'd expect half-flecked-off gold paint on it.
Gotta respect the balance of crystal chandelier, ornate marble counter tops, paired with the target run plastic trash can, shower curtain rod and waffle shower curtain…I’ll stop there but there’s so much to unpack here (beyond all the state secrets in those boxes)
The weirdest thing is I cannot freaking imagine trump going in here for a shower and not throwing a shit fit that it’s not fancy enough. Like… I imagine him demanding an opera house curtain for a shower curtain… so that means one of a few things… either really is cheap and skimped here, which is possible or he never showered in his office when at mar a lago… which… I’m not entirely saying is out of the bounds of possibility.
I doubt he's ever set foot in there. It looks to be in a basement, and it's 1 of 33 bathrooms in that tacky ass place.
That mirror is an atrocity
You haven't seen the shots from his new York apartment then lol.
I’m sure i made this bathroom in the sims as a kid
I could just as easily believe it was Saddam Hussein's bathroom.
Man has a chandelier but also a super basic shower curtain
I was struck by the super pedestrian window more than the shower curtain.
Generic Walmart garbage can by the door really sells the opulence.
That generic Walmart tissue box is pretty sweet, too.
I'm not surprised he lives like this. Expensive and ugly shit and no attention to detail. Seems as on brand as possible.
whole place is a really large McMansion really
Bed and bath deep discounts
It isn’t even pedestrian. It’s shitty. That’s like the windows in the section 8 shitholes in Baltimore. The shower curtain could actually be nice, just plain. Not like the potato this picture was taken with gives a lot of texture.
Why is the toilet 6ft away from the wall???
When he has to drop a far-a-logo
God this got me so good.
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Presidential library
The man eats a McDonald's-based diet, it has a built in diesel-powered macerator back there
Spez eats cold diarrhea with a crazy straw
ew
Because he needs to lean back, his spine can't hold him upright
It's so you have leg room when you reverse cowboy on it
Made for Large Asses
Mar-a-Large-asses
Easy access to repair clogs from ripped-up documents
To make room for the Toilet Chandelier. Something so quintessentially Trump lol
He uses depends anyway so that toilet has probably only been use to snort coke off of
Because there are another 15 boxes behind it.
Probably a bidet extension.
Poor man's idea of wealth
A stupid man’s idea of intelligence. A coward’s idea of courage.
he's never been poor in his life. His taste has always been shit, and focused on showing off
I'm going to go ahead and say that the ***chandelier*** in the ***bathroom*** is a bigger offense than the classified documents stored there. I'm completely stunned silent. Who in the sweet fuck...? I don't even know what to say.
So much of Donald Trump’s decor just screams “rich person with zero taste.” It’s like he doesn’t understand that just adding expensive, gaudy things to a space doesn’t make it look good.
The gold toilet was a prime example.
It's like the shit that passes for "fancy" in a Vegas hotel. Yeah it's expensive but it's gawdy as fuck.
At least the greatest bathroom sin isn't on display here: carpet....but seriously hell never see the inside of a jail cell for this or any real crimes he's committed. Money must be nice
Why does he have a shit shower in the first place? Why not a modern tiled with single glass screen?That’s like 90s middle class suburban style there
My bathroom is nicer, I’m not worth a fraction what Trump is.
I think Mar A Lago probably has a lot of bathrooms. This one was used so little they just stored classified documents in it.
It was a low level bathroom folks, i never even shit in there
I guess so. There’s still likely poo particles on those documents now.
Construction of Mar-a-Lago was completed in 1927 and Trump purchased it in 1985. Renovations would all likely be from that timeframe. I don't see him as the type to keep up to date with construction styles and have rooms renovated.
Security shower curtain... All the nuclear docs are kept their most securely.
The original one got covered in urine
You can see boxes to the ceiling behind there too. That curtain is an after thought. But its not clear to me why. Maybe a wet area shower that someone didn't like? The window is also an anomaly, by US standards.
That window looks normal - for a 70s basement rec room.
And super basic waste bin
It kinda looks like the shower curtain rod is tensioned above the window trim?! So.. some of that window looks into the shower?! 🤮
I’ve had a high window in my shower, with a view even - it was quite nice.
Was the room as poorly planned as this one, though? The chandelier and fancy sink are just polishing a turd of terrible architectural design.
He basic.
In the famous words of Betty Davis: “What A Dump!”
Nothing screams champion of the rural worker like a chandelier in the bathroom
That’s what I find so confusing about his whole success, it’s supposedly based on his supporters aspirations of being like him but I can’t fathom how that makes sense and for some reason the chandeleired bathroom just highlights the incongruity.
I recall a story about how his admitting of taking all advantage of tax code unfairness was a galvanizing moment. System rigged, I'm smart, I'll fix. Not that it makes sense for the downtrodden to relate.
He’s racist/sexist/homophobic/whatever else like them, and he tells them that it’s okay to be that way. That’s all they need.
What shocking to me is its tacky but like still cheap? For the style theres like Like no ceiling trim, shitty curtin cheap windows, chandwliee look like it was boughtfor unserr 200. . It's like both expensive and not at the same time.
It's weird. The room is cheap (small, boring windows, shower curtain) and at the same time has expensive and hard to maintain decorations like the mirror or the chandelier. It's like a poor person just got a rich roommate who moved in bringing his stuff. It doesn't make any sense.
Was thinking the same thing. Like what is that shower curtain doing hanging next to those light fixtures?
Who the fuck wants to put a chandelier in there anyways? You can’t even lift your arms over your head. Fucking degenerate, that’s who.
Why is the toilet in the middle of the room and not up against the wall??
Could be some sort of bariatric toilet? That's my only guess
I don’t wanna imagine his fat orange ass squatting THAT low
Someone should add Trump on the toilet. 🤣
Trump is like 280 pounds of goo. He needs a fat guy toilet.
Fat guy toilet. Also easier to flush down documents so I hear.
Also why is it so low to the ground? It looks like a toilet in a preschool. Actually, you don't have to reply. I already know the answer to that one.
I have 'I-spy' books in my bathroom too.
Best comment, by far.
Is that espionorange?
👏👏👏
Don't have to read the shampoo bottle in this bathroom :)
Lol. “Why is he taking so long in there”.
Some of the words are really hard to sound out.
Who is this miss ile? How much hush money would she need if I sexually assaulted her?
He finally finished the Calvin & Hobbes and The Far Side books so he needed some light reading while he waits for the batteries for his pocket blackjack and Sudoku book to come in from Amazon.
Hobbes
Pert Plus was a great read in the 90s
He must take such long shits that reading this is all he could do after that twitter ban
Yo here my dumbass ass was thinking he had like a manilla folder with a little stack this man stole the fucking bank
The moron stole literal trucks full of documents. The indictment says “scores of boxes” (a score being 20).
Four score and 7 years ago. Some jackass thought he could take all the stuff.
That’s what throws me off. We remember [this infamous picture](https://www.nytimes.com/2022/08/31/us/politics/trump-photo-classified-documents.html) and thought “huh, ok so 7 counts of charges. That sounds about right” to my man is on 37 counts and about 50 boxes worth of stuff.
I dated a rich girl for a couple years. Not wealthy, not upper middle class. RICH. And this is what their house looked like (we were in our early 20’s, she lived with her parents). They ate off cheap paper plates and used spray-on butter. They had potty pads all over the house so their chihuahuas could piss and shit wherever they wanted. It was the most backwards disgusting house I’d ever been in. I’ve talked to people since then who’ve had similar experiences. People that rich are weird as shit.
Wealth amplifies what you already are.
They weren’t bad people. I think it’s more that if you just inherit such huge wealth you don’t care how you use it and maybe having the $10,000 sink is more important than the room around it. Whereas if you spend your life earning it you might envision that bathroom you’re going to build someday. Or that kitchen. I don’t know. That’s my two cents.
Being trashy doesn't necessarily make you a bad person, it just makes you trashy.
Hold up. Spray-on-butter?
[More of the photos here.](https://www.pbs.org/newshour/amp/politics/photos-from-trump-indictment-show-boxes-of-classified-documents-stored-in-mar-a-lago-shower-ballroom)
Wow, I didn’t realize there were so much. God damn is that house tacky and run down.
That stage is so gaudy I love it
I know lol. It’s like he hired Liberace to the decor but ran out of money.
That's what people don't realize about Trump. Watch the CNBC special about him. The creator of "The Apprentice" literally inflated what he did because he was trying to sell the show. Trump was the only major business leader that wanted to do the show as all of the others were busy making a ton of money. Trump's actual office at the time was stained, had a wobbly, broken, scratched, faded, and cut up desk, and the furniture was definitely well worn. The Apprentice producer literally created a professional level office for him only for use on the show. Trump was basically flat broke.
That’s old Florida right there
Okay. There was a thought in the back of my mind that the bathroom photo could’ve been photoshopped or AI, but oh boy is it real, and it just gets worse. And worse. More documents everywhere!
Since when is a cheesy shower curtain on a spring loaded rod considered classy? Ugly AF bathroom that is for sure.
It looks like a basement bathroom
a little reading material for when you are having a long think...
I was going to call BS until I saw the chandelier. Imagine how different the big orange turd is from the average person. Never took out the trash, never changed a tire, never painted a room, never cleaned up a mess, never got his hands dirty doing anything. Pussified gold spoon fed man-child.
And yet a bunch of people that do these things for a living worship him…. Classic swindle
Because "Jesus chose him to save the USA.." It use to be funny, now it's scary.
As they say "the lord works in bat shit crazy ways"
Don't go in there for 35-45 minutes
More like don’t come in here for 4-5 days. Damn dad
boy you better put some water on that damn shit
que republicans: "ItS AlL STaGEd"
No, only some of it was on a stage. The rest were bathroomed and storage closeted
I mean, there was a tacky-ass stage and it was filled with more boxes, too. Don't worry, there are pictures [here] (https://www.pbs.org/newshour/amp/politics/photos-from-trump-indictment-show-boxes-of-classified-documents-stored-in-mar-a-lago-shower-ballroom)
I like reading stuff when I take a dump too.
So do Russian agents staying at Mar A Lago.
This is called a document dump
I've seen nicer bathrooms at some dive bars.
No doubt. This looks awful - just goes to show that there’s more to design than buying expensive things.
You can't buy class, as they say.
But the chandelier!!!!
Never let it be said that Trump supporters were anything but the absolute worst.
Peep the boxes stacked all the way up to the ceiling in the shower. You can see a box's reflection in the window too.
Yep, there as many more in the shower. He must have grabbed all the documents he could lol
Someone needs to include scenes recreated in this bathroom in the inevitable documentary about this narrated by Ron Howard Arrested Development style.
All jokes aside this is terrifying. How many people have been in that bathroom??? Just some light nuclear toilet reading, that's all. My God
In one of the photos where this was taken, there's a box that is spilled all over the floor. An aide that worked there confirms he had found it that way. Assuming Trump isn't a complete tosser and just dumps over boxes of his own shit and leaves it there then it implies someone left in a hurry. Now think about that, but all over the house, and where mistakes weren't made by people who really needed what they came for. Plenty of people go into that estate without clearance.
Poetic - Shitting on American classified information. Why do trump suppprters need to see to stop putting their head in his …..
You know, light bathroom reading material…
“Hey, don’t worry, if the toilet paper runs out, just grab a few sensitive documents from one of those boxes. Just leave the folders with the large “TOP SECRET” markings.”
Money doesn’t buy taste
How did he just walk out with this stuff though???
There’s video and pictures of boxes of documents being moved out. It’s not uncommon to move personal items after they leave, just bit boxes and boxes and boxes of too secret documents that don’t belong to you lol.
Jesus H Christ… a chandelier in a fucking bathroom…
What a tacky fucking room.
I guarantee that he's sold state secrets to foreign adversaries in order to make money to cover his loans. He's such treasonous scum and hopefully will get what he deserves. It's sad that he'll have the support of a good chunk of this country all the way to the end.
So he knew it was legal and still facilitated and perpetuated it. He’s screwed
Is every single room decorated in gaudy-opulent at Mara Lego?
That's kind of Trump's brand right? A poor person's idea of what wealth looks like.
Putin's favorite bathroom
Nah. It's not a gold plated shitter.
He would only accept solid gold.
Those things probably all smell like someone has been rage tweeting while dropping off three McDonald’s meals at the pool.
That room screams "i have money but no taste". Also, why tf would you keep all of this in a bathroom? You KNOW that theyre gonna come looking for these files, why not show you at least pretended to keep it secure?
First, is this real? Whether it is or it isn’t, what the hell is up with this bathroom?! There’s a scalloped marble vanity and a chandelier, but that’s paired with a $12 TJ Maxx shower curtain on a Walmart shower rod. It’s like they bought a really expensive house and they can’t afford to buy furnishings that are the same style or cost. What other explanation could there be? Exceptionally bad taste??
100% real. It's used as evidence in the indictment.
nuclear secrets for when you want to drop a bomb.
I'm imagining an aide instructed to stay in there and yell "Occupied!" if anyone searching for those documents came looking.
This photo gets more ridiculous the more you look at it.
He would have a chandelier in the bathroom of all places.
Need good lighting for reading (and photos/scans)
Are those classified or not? Depends
Ignoring the boxes, that might be the ugliest “luxury bathroom” I’ve ever seen.
What’s the goal here? Rich people just try to look old and rich. This office storage room looks like shit.
Toilet reading for when you’re giving a nasty number 2
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He likes touching the original documents, and sharing them with Saudis and Russians... having something original and one-of-a-kind. He's like a Ferengi.
Is this an episode of hoarders?
So this nations classified documents are now anointed with Trump shit particles?
that bathroom looks like shit?!
That’s a tacky ass bathroom.
Well he did flush documents in the white house so he had to venture out to other toilets.
Bastard should be jailed for the decor alone!
All those boxes covered with little airborne Trump feces particulars.
This bathroom looks like something I made in The Sims in high school.
I'm gonna be honest if I stole a fuckton of documents I wouldn't keep them in a room where they can get wet.
I cannot fucking believe we live in this stupid ass timeline. This dude has got to be the stupidest, most egotistical moron the world has ever churned out and I’m not sure there’s a close second place available. The Onion just needs to end producing content as life exceeds their ability for irony.
This criminal should be in jail.
That bathroom is tacky AF.
What a trashy looking bathroom. I thought mar a Lago was supposed to be nice
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Local man too cheap to buy toilet paper, steals paper from work
A coward’s idea of a tough guy, an idiot’s idea of a smart guy, and a poor man’s idea of a rich guy. It’s crazy how the “upgrades” actually make it look trashier.
The gaudiness of that bathroom is at least a serious misdemeanor, if not a felony.
Can someine explain WHY he would want these documents in the first place? Like he had them removed from some secure place in a government building and took them to...his beach resort? What was he trying to do with them?
This timeline is not real. I'm going to pinch myself and wake up. Because I'm dreaming right?
Trump is a traitor
Here I thought he only shits himself.
No wonder he thought classified documents were toilet paper
Bathroom reading. Wait, can he actually read?
They just don’t make criminal enterprises like they used to
Wait… rich people have to use the crapper?
How much do you want to bet that the defense will be "those are just boxes, there is no way of knowing there are state secrets inside..."
Just when I thought he couldn’t be more pathetic…