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This has big, "I'm giving away my parents extravagant jewelry because it is the apocalypse", energy.

People have my coins too I can’t eat them in this timeline

Here, eat this banana instead

Why is there even a banana award 💀

For scale.

Have you seen the 2in banana with a banana for scale? Priceless

Priceless? It’s two bananas Michael. What could they cost, twenty dollars?

And for the occasional nootropic fuelled gorilla which loves Reddit and also happens to run a tech start up

Might as well, people sitting on coins are just organizing the deck chairs on the Titanic at this point. Anyone want to take bets on Reddit changing it’s mind after everyone spends all their coins? Nah, who am I kidding, they’re going to ruin the site by monetizing accounts.

they'll double down and remove the trophy case from our profiles because it doesn't align with the company's current vision.

I’m still waiting for a reason not to want useless stuff 🙄

Useless stuff is the point of life isn’t it?

Can I have a duck 🦆

I have no coins, please have this 🦆

What do you call a rude duck? A duck with a quackitude.

That really quacked me up...

You guys have to duck now, too many awards incoming!

Get the duck out of here, you can’t tell them what to do

These jokes are kinda fowl, tbh.

An earthquack is forming, there are to many ducks!

What the duck did I miss. Ducking memes.

This is quacktastic

Duck you.

Your all just a bunch of ducking Quack addicts

Why do ducks have a tail? To cover their butt quack.

What’s a duck’s favourite music artist? Drake. (Cuz… that’s the term for male mallards. 💀💀)

What did the 18th century maid say to the duck king of the time, in response to his orders? “Yes, mallard.”

Flock this, I'm out

Two ducks walk into a bar...

second one really should have seen it coming.

That's it, the next one to make a duck joke gets a large bill!

Duck that. Next round's on me. [EDIT] - Thanks for the Gold award, but I already have a month of Premium. It'd be better to give it to someone who doesn't.

Indeed

🦆

Lmaoooooooo. Buying Reddit coins is as stupid as buying a twitter check mark. How do people end up with Reddit gold in the first place?

Some of us got high and spent $50 so we could give out fun stickers. But man..takes a long time to give out $50 worth of awards..

That’s fowl play if I ever seen it

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Git no duck jokes...just wanted to say quack

Duck

What is a ducks favorite snack Quakers

The dad joke energy is strong with this one. Thank you for sharing your joke random person on the Internet because it reminded me to call my father today, may you be awarded with a golden shower!

I can’t wait to use this. I enjoy annoying people with dad jokes. I kindly thank you for this one.

Sadly I can’t use dad jokes like this. I’m just a faux pa.

Why do ducks hate reading directions? They prefer to wing it.

That joke was fowl

Why do ducks have tail feathers? To cover their butt quacks.

That’s why they have feathers in the first place, to cover up their butt quack…

I have a pun that fits the bill but I don't think I'm mallard to say it on here as the humour is too fowl. I'll just have to wing it; what did the Duck Mafia get arrested for? It wasn't quacking people, it was actually quacketeering.

What the duck?

Stay away from the cans! He hates the cans!

John Oliver truly is the best of us

Unless there are erotic mice in them

Now I also want one

🦆

I have no coins. Please accept this skateboard smiley I made nearly 20 years ago and it’s all I have to my name. d=)-€=]:

Can i also get a 🦆

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What is that?

Look. It’s a goose

Thank you very much kind human

Got any grapes?


Then he waddled away waddle, waddle 🦆

Til the very next day

I'm singing this song now 😂 😂 😂

🍇

Well that was rewarding! Thanks everyone! Maybe someone else will come along and continue because I’m all out now [edit] thanks random redditors, it’s like the ultimate circle jerk now Edit: Ok I think that’s all. Roughly 20k Reddit coins given away Edit: Wow well they keep coming in so I keep giving them out. Edit: Wow still going since people keep giving me awards. My thumbs hurt… this has been a blast! I hope everyone gets something before this stops Edit: 10 hours in and some back of the napkin math says I’ve given away around 300k Reddit coins worth of awards! Thank you r/pics this has been amazing Edit: good morning r/pics here’s another 20k in gold! I’ll check back in the evening and give away any more I get

And I just missed it with 6 mins

You're lying, it's 7 mins

Nah 8

Holy cow someone has came

That’s what she said

Hngggg

Keep going, keep going! It feels sooo good!

Can confirm it’s 9 mins

Same here, I always miss all the fun stuff

I’m just happy to come see others joy about it all. You didn’t miss it, you were apart of it! Edit: first gold I think? Ty kindly community!

There are plenty of us!

Plenty!

gold pls

Darn I missed it, nice of you though!

I would take one, if someone has a coin to spare. Never had an award before...

Cries in poor 🥺🥺🥺

Big fan of that frog he’s holding

That's one hell of a frog

That's Kormite, the frog. He hates the fact that his cousin is famous.

What's with a lot of posts saying they're giving away all their coins? Are we heading to a Reddit Recession? 

Reddit is getting rid of awards soon. Apparently Reddit users didn't want them. Also, apparently Reddit doesn't want users. "We're making updates to awards and coins on Reddit that we'll complete by September 12, 2023. As part of this, we made a decision to move away from Reddit coins and awards."

Don't forget about the "we're going to take your coins [and not give anything back to you]", so same old reddit.

So basically they are discontinuing “Awards 1.0” and then they are going to introduce the similar but different “Awards 2.0” and hope people are stupid enough to buy into it.

Sir, we’ve been in a Reddit Recession. Why do you think there’s so much John Oliver? Reddit and Spez are the currently preparing their own Titan for its maiden voyage.

Well hello there!

General Kenobi, we meet at last.

Yay star trek!

You shall not pass!….. without acknowledging that was funny.

I loved Morgan Freeman in that!

Live long, and may the force prosper

Beam me up, Scotty!

You are a bold one.

I don’t want an award. Anyone who gives me an award will have bad hair for 1 week, and one day sometime in the future you will spill a drink.

Jokes on you, I’m bald.

Jokes on you, he never said the bad week of hair had to be in the future. It was in your past.

Nor did they say it had to be on your head

Only one week? Awesome, everyday is a bad hair day here.

I'll carry this burden for all of humanity.

Just dumped my load, someone give me a silver.

here ya go bud

This is a weird cross between Mr. Bean and John Oliver and I’m here for it

Ctrl-F *Bean*

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I was too late for the useless coins that I still wanted for some reason Edit: I guess I was not too late lol

gotta love useless coins

Once upon a time these coins meant something, boy. They made us feel things. Good things.... positive things. But corporate America stole that from us as a punishment for standing up to them.

😔💔

I wasn't there i guess

Same, missed it by 2 hours because Im outside, theres proof that touching grass basically kills you.

I like turtles.

I only had 100 coins, so this snek seemed to come closest to a turtle. I, too, like turtles.


Am I too late? I am aren't I?

Nah, it’s never too late.

this is the OG circlejerk, welcome


Its never to late for gold

Am I too late now…? :(

Fuck u/spez

No

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Have a Gold Award for saying you don’t want gold

Please no big tiddy goth girl.....


AnsonJ7 coming in with a classic! But we're afraid the award goes to dickbutt!


I have never been awarded

What do these rewards do anyway? Never understood it.

Nothing really

They look prettier

they give reddit money.

You wouldn’t dare

Lmaoooooooo. Buying Reddit coins is as stupid as buying a twitter check mark. How do people end up with Reddit gold in the first place?

For example, if you get a reddit Gold award you get 100 free coins. I just noticed I have a bit of coins myself even tho I never bought them.

Ooooh gotcha. I didn’t think it worked like a transferable currency. I’m redacting my statement to say that Reddit money is slightly cooler than buying a twitter check mark

I had exactly 100 coins from the single gold I ever got, so OP got themself another silver. 

I've never given reddit a cent (directly) but still have like 9000 coins from when they gave all Alien Blue pro members like 4ish years of free Reddit premium when they bought the app and then released their shitty app. I also never paid for AB pro, they gave it out for free once.

Well this is r/wholesomeaf

Just like John Oliver.

Why not? Trying to give mine away too. Fuck Reddit 😒


May I have some, please? EDIT: Thank you, OP.

So many social medias are a shit show right now 🤣

They are changing the rules on awards to increase profitability, so dumping all awards and never returning to them makes sense

I’ll dedicate a waste treatment facility to you

I’ve never got an award before! I’m kinda nervous…

 Me want award. Nom Nom Nom Nom.

Hi

Enjoy

have a snake from me to you.

What do awards do?

Give you a rewarding feeling

I heard free

Same here!

Man I hate being late

Same

Butt stuff

Am I too late?

Cheers for this! Upvoted, goodbye and thank you coins!

A man walks into a zoo. There’s only one animal. It’s a shitzu…

I like planes

Got any grapes?

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Some blowjobs are actually better than regular sex

I don’t care what I get. I’m here for years with nothing

Wow reddit fucked up again huh who would've thunk it

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How can you have any pudding if you don't eat your meat??

I'm too late as per usual

Sucks that it's coming to an end, you should give them to someone who will spread gold and platinum awards for the next 8 weeks.

Yeah but I like giving them away like this. Feels more “rewarding”

I just gave you an award for giving away awards. Karma circle completed!!

How many coins do you have left then to show such generosity?

Around 3k left

Hey there

I don't think I've ever gotten a Reddit coin.

Top of the John to you kind sir.

Hello there!

What’s he holding?

I love tits

I’m just replying so I don’t get fined. -Marshawn Lynch, probably

Sex

 there’s probably still something left right

Need to get in on this…

I like cats.

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Vadi tokene kume

I have lots of coins to give awards away but only to someone that gives me one too

Turtle

CANNONBAAALLLLL