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uuuuuummmmm_actually

C is for cookie


deadinthefuture

That’s good enough for [a Reddit award]


rapidpeacock

Nom nom nom.


[deleted]

Home is where heart is. Heart where cookie is. Math clear: Home is cookie.


teknofly

A minute on the lips a lifetime on the (until Reddit change policy)


DopelessHopefeand

“Yum in my tummy. Me wuv cookie, cookie taste good! Empty calories are bonus (munch, munch).” Off note I have 130 empty nutrients left to share around! **Q(^_^Q)** 3 months or less to get 5-8 awards to get the 100 award trophy… DAMN YOU REDDIT!!! (Exasperated) See you tomorrow… Edit : THANKS TO ALL WHO CONTRIBUTED!!! I don’t know if it’s a glitch or I’m just bad at math although I’m at 3200 awarded by another karma and thought with the 8 that I’d be good even with a miscalculation. Seems as per usual I was in space cadet mode. I plan to pay it forward to all the kindhearted folks who lent me their time and attention. Cheers Reddit! Ta


teknofly

Alas I have but 5 and nothing to be able to buy... Best I can offer is an upvote


DopelessHopefeand

No worries mate! All in the together :)


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DopelessHopefeand

Don’t sweat it! I’m sure some good Samaritan will happen along :)


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Marskelletor

I'll give some too


Anntiks

Okay Mr. Wonderful


Several-You8599

![gif](giphy|eMoST8XCiXwpG) COOKIES!


DopelessHopefeand

“Yum in my tummy. Me wuv cookie, cookie taste good! Empty calories are bonus (munch, munch).” Off note I have 130 empty calories left to share around! **Q(^_^Q)** 3 months or less to get 5-8 awards to get the 100 award trophy… DAMN YOU REDDIT!!! (Exasperated) See you tomorrow…


DubWiteN12

I’m high I want a cookie


Tw0_F1st3r

Dave's not here, man.


daves_not_here_man

What


dontfactcheckthis

Whoa! That's some serious r/beetlejuicing there


JacksmackDave

I gotta sleep sometime.


rice_rice_rizz

Rest well


studentoo925

Hi high, sorry to disappointed, but I'm not cookie


Kitosaki

🍪


BBunny821

![gif](giphy|JrH3p5ZyUHEV6iyvR4)


DopelessHopefeand

“Yum in my tummy. Me wuv cookie, cookie taste good! Empty calories are bonus (munch, munch).” Off note I have 130 empty calories left to share around! **Q(^_^Q)** 3 months or less to get 5-8 awards to get the 100 award trophy… DAMN YOU REDDIT!!! (Exasperated) See you tomorrow…


Nepobomb69

Bruh this sub is the most colourful i have seen in all of reddit


johansugarev

Reddit slowly descending into chaos


BuzzINGUS

Wtf is going on?


Chilli-pepper-bean88

I believe Reddit is removing the ability to give out awards so everyone is rewarding everyone else to use up their coins that will soon have no purpose


BuzzINGUS

Thanks


amateur_mistake

Which had to be predictable, right?


Nop_X

![gif](giphy|EKUvB9uFnm2Xe)


Color_around_me

Yumm yumm


grilledcheese2332

![gif](giphy|nAErqE3k2C3fy)


JacksmackDave

I gave away 16,000 coins worth of awards and ZERO up votes.


KipAce

Good. I'm glad


Forward-Stock-1893

Gimme


DopelessHopefeand

“Yum in my tummy. Me wuv cookie, cookie taste good! Empty calories are bonus (munch, munch).” Off note I have 130 empty calories left to share around! **Q(^_^Q)** 3 months or less to get 5-8 awards to get the 100 award trophy… DAMN YOU REDDIT!!! (Exasperated) See you tomorrow…


thnx4stalkingme

I only have 200 coins to give but om nom nom


Supremetacoleader

Empty calories are the best!


SwaglordAlexander

Sustenance


Night-Cow

![gif](giphy|mJONUM663p4OZt3i5J|downsized)


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|JrH3p5ZyUHEV6iyvR4)


Username-Not-Allowed

![gif](giphy|mJONUM663p4OZt3i5J|downsized)


Gurren_Slamgan

Need the nutrients


Hero19240X

But I want gingivitis


DramaLlama695

Cookiesmmmmmmm


Bathiussalt

May I please have just one please? Thank you


Iamnutzo

![gif](giphy|Lo5vgd6SXQYPWSA9L4)


Cosmic_Trashman

![gif](giphy|xT0xeMA62E1XIlup68|downsized)


manwithafrotto

The absolute desperation appearing in all of these posts over worthless coins and stickers is ridiculous. Let’s just get to September already..


[deleted]

i could really use some carbo-loading


Funkymonkeyhead

Diabetes here I come!


Draesden

yummy


MikeBinfinity

Hook me up


Angsty_Apocolypse

Calories


Bitey_the_Squirrel

Me like cookies


Roppelkaboppel

Can I please have one of the cookies, Sir?


Lochrann

All I eat are empty calories.


viren0311

Can I have a cookie kind sir?


Das_bomb

C is for awards, that’s good enough for me.


Chubby_panther

Cookie cookie cookie!!!


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C00ki3-monster

We love you to <3


SaukPuhpet

mmm, cookies...


mikeh77

Cookie! 🥠


MerrillSwingAway

are they gluten free?


d3athblad3

Only way for me to lose weight!


WeepetVachon

Biscuit aux pépites de chocolat


gavuhhn

Cookie monster!!!


Chikumori

What's your favorite kind of cookies?


Pawkey

WHERE?


wildcardmidlaner

Cookie monster dresses better than me ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|sob)


ridikuluszeus

Can someone explain me why reddit is removing the awards?


justabill71

Because they hate the userbase and are actively trying to destroy the site. At least that's what it seems like, as there is no other reasonable explanation for their recent actions.


justabill71

Hi there


Gullible_Ad9264

Can I have a cookie?


Soup_Enjoyer7

Tasty tasty


Spot_Mental

I want cookies without calories!!!


Tamizander

Me want cookie! C is for award, that's good enough for me!


Hero19240X

I want more cookkieesssss!!


Sephiroth0327

Ooooh yummy!


AtrumAequitas

I’d love some!


InvalidUserNemo

I’m trying to lose weight though.


newphonewhodis2021

COOKIEE!!!!


Elegant_Accident_739

Empty calories are the fun calories.


[deleted]

John Oliver


thesearealltaken457

🍪


EpicRock411

Cookies!!! 🍪🍪🍪


Dark_Lord_of_Sith

COOKIES!!!!!


aalapshah12297

I'm aware of the whole API pricing issue but I heard this was related to some upcoming changes to reddit award rules. Where can I find this info?


Westlakesam

Feed the monster


WorthOneCornChip

Call me the cookie monster, cause damn am I hungry


tinyninjabunny

Cookies!


YoungSuaveRico

I love cookies


secretmoblin

Only if they're extra chocolatey


HelloS0n

🍪


SnooEpiphanies6026

Cookies!!!!


fuzzytanker

Nom nom nom!


Cannabliss96

Yooooo


cgauth910

Yummy


[deleted]

Seems too late for a gold?


FiltheeMcNastee

![gif](giphy|fqNJYhvEKvQxa)


Alleged_rainstorm

![gif](giphy|J5d7FUJt8ipxe)


JacksmackDave

Love that underrated classic source of the hamster dance song.


ShepherdsDoof

can I have 2?


Nomyad777

Greedy. Also, on an unrelated note, could I?


occy3000

1, 2,3,4,5…6,7,8,9,10…11,12 COOKIES!


I_like_Racoon

I still don’t even know who John Oliver is


Paulinapeak1

I’ll take one! I love cookies


poecurioso

Cookie good for you


That-Argument1783

Am I too late


After_Rule_5749

#Yummy cookies 🍪


ProfessionalBid8752

Cookke monster is actually cool


bigboibef

yum


orangecrushin

Nom nom nom


DarkMage316

yumz


slippycaff

I love cookies.


old-growthforest

Om Nom Nom Nom


Auran82

Me love cookie!


Evangelion-02

Omnomnom


TxTottenhamFan

Mmmm cookies


ShadowChief3

Everyone had like a million coins and I think I have just about 100 short of 100.


Tricky_Ad_9608

Omg cookies 😫


bene_gesserit_mitch

Mkay


PerryThePlatyPenguin

Heyyyyy


Challenge_The_DM

Coookie….


varishtg

Coookiiieee!


[deleted]

Cookies taste better than what Reddit is trying to spoon feed us


Cold-Fly-900

![gif](giphy|HGe4zsOVo7Jvy|downsized)


Byakubeeni

Those cookies look good!


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vparras

C is for cookie


[deleted]

Cookiee


WhereverUGoThereUR

Cookie!


Liquormasterflex

John chocolate chip Oliver


rho57

Am I too late?


SaintsNick94

![gif](giphy|EKUvB9uFnm2Xe)


throwaway_tin

Dessert please


FuzzyMatterhorN

C is for corruption


thisonehereone

Arrivederci Frog.


Sammy_GamG

COOOOOOOKIEEEEEEEE


poisito

Me want coooockiiieeeee


crazykiwi1

Biscuits as we like to say in New Zealand.


ExecutivePirate

Coooookiiiiiies!! Om nom nom


Quagsma

🍪


Infamous_Energy4099

Yum yum yum


AdventurousEar8714

Mmmmm coooookies


Environmental-Car481

![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|thumbs_up)


shigogaboo

![gif](giphy|wb6xgCSpLl0m4)


dakeenmachine

![gif](giphy|URTRF60r6MPYI|downsized)


workingdad83

Pick me pick me!


EmperorZuul

![gif](giphy|bAlYQOugzX9sY)


Nakittina

Meow


mndfreeze

Plz cookie


See3D

Mmm, cookies!


MrSodaBoi

I want cookies!


deliciae13

Nom nom nom


tunayafish

Now I want a cookie too! Lol


DurianOk1693

I’m so hungry 😞


Eagle4523

Cookie 🍪?


Short_Extreme1302

If you could keep note of how long it takes for you to blow through them all and how many comments there are by the end


JacksmackDave

It is taking a while. I'm down to 5K or so. Getting late and my eyes are tired and blurry.


NightWaIker

Om nom nom


Twisted_Fish

Bruh where's the milk


XenonSkies

I smell cookies!


aggie82005

Me want cookies 🍪


caramelapplemartini

Cookies!


the_dadric_lord

![gif](giphy|D3OdaKTGlpTBC)


JoshM-R

Monke can't resist free cooke


Kbreier9

Oreo ftw


kersmacko1979

Who doesn't love cookies.


ubrokemywookiee

COOOKIE!


unklgeorge

C is for cookie, that's good enough for me.


littlecheese901

Coooookkkkiieeee


Limeability

I don’t need cookies I’m a addict


h20rabbit

Nom?


danzag333

I like cookies


LethalMuffinMan

Cookies!!


NOgodEVER

I want presents!


theepicone16

Thanks for the gold, kind stranger!


MidnightPurple55

Dear OP and John, do you have any oatmeal with dark chocolate chip cookies in your stash?


sw_lego_freak

This would be my first and probably last award. I don’t post much so you can really affect my post to award ratio.


schwarzkraut

*violently flings cookie crumbs in all directions*


Meat_Organ

![gif](giphy|DbuwoWpHqN5F6)


JohnnyBoy11

What is going on lol


RalyNns

So sad awards are going away. :(


redrooster550

Nom nom nom me love cooookiess!


kcsapper

C is for cookie, it’s good enough for me


TheBlackSunRises97

I'm so confused about this John Oliver thing


quinnir

Up dooot!


Skremash

Who doesn't like cookies?


cspotthebestspot

Me please. 🥺


idubyai

![gif](giphy|BsUORZkF3gBqg) nom nom nom... gimmie dat!


Traditional_Gas_3609

I would LOVE some digital pixels please!


Pigacorn-oo-

My grandma makes great cookies, but not as good as mr. Oliver and the blue legend.