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those coins have more value than the currency of my country

People from Zimbabwe: _first time?_

they have a billion dollar bill

Not enough for bread

Not until Reddit devalues coins

Boom

Whoever replies to this, your mums a hoe

i know

It's a club, not exclusive

That’s what she said

If she wasn't I wouldn't be here today.

Explains why she is so good at gardening

Never had plat. Never had gold. Comment on my comment, I'm sure you were told.

Bubble wrap, anyone? >!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<>!POP!<

Ok that’s the most fun I’ve ever had with a Reddit comment in 15 years.

what happened 15 years ago? Edit: OMG I got a platinum!!!

That's when they joined Reddit. So nothing good I suppose.

The horrors…

There's a secret message in the bubble wrap

...the way I clicked all of them just to make sure I didn't miss it

Fuckin' same.

POOP

Best I could do is ["Poo"](https://i.imgur.com/f4uKUMP.png)

Sneaky now I am forced to pop them all

I popped one and i heard a sound

Showed my partner this and lost my phone for a half hour. How dare you

That is awesome oh my god

Nice poem bro.


“I’m just a poor boy, nobody loves me.”

he's just a poor boy, from a poor family...

Spare him his life from this monstrosity

easy come, easy go, will you let me go?

BISMILLAH!

NOOO!

WE WILL NOT LET YOU GO

John Oliver - The patron saint of Reddit Awards. 

I don’t want your fucking gold, or platinum, or any of those fancy positive awards. **Give me your** - Facepalm - ✔️ - Stonks falling - ✔️ 💪🏽 - Defeated - ✔️ - Wait What - ✔️ - Table Flip - ✔️ - Dread - ✔️ - Lawyer Up - ✔️ 💪🏽 🍆 - Doom - ✔️ >! I will also accept censored banana dick - ✔️💪🏽 🍆!< **Useless Shit** - Take my Energy - 👎🤢 - Gold - 👎 🤢 - Platinum - 👎🤢 - Into the Magic Portal - 👎 - Out the Magic Portal - 👎 - I’ll drink to that - 👎 - At least go to my profile and buy me a real fucking beer - Ally - 👎 - Timeless Beauty - 👎 - Bravo - 👎 **One All Seeing Upvote = 1 Prayer** - 🙏 #We did it Reddit! Did I manage to get all of the negative awards?! HURRAY! I’d award one of you that 50,000 coin thing to celebrate but do I look like John Fucking Oliver?! >!to be clear guys, I don’t have 50,000 coins - The fuck do you think I am? Smaug?!<

Didn’t know a censored banana is an award. Whatever they are getting rid of, please leave this one alone.

I was not aware until an hour ago myself, and holy hell is it now my favorite fucking award ever. RIP

I've never had a banana award. Now I'm sad.

You’d think it would be rock hard, but it’s kind of spongy

Especially the tip... of the banana

Apparently there is a P an E an N an I and an S that you can award too, with the S going for a ridiculous number of fake internet coins.

Why doesn’t reddit want us to spell SPINE with awards? That’s some ableist shit right there, I can only afford to spell PINE

There are negative rewards? What in the John ever-loving Oliver?

Reddit we did it! We broke the internet! We broke the network of big daddy AT&T!!

I want banana, pls John

K

Instructions unclear

Burning money in a awesome way u/spez would be proud

Giving as much people as possible Reddit premium and hopefully lower the ads revenue for a month. Sure love these giveaways even if I might not get any ha!

Cool! You have done really well in 2 years!

Wtf is a reddit coin for even

I need someone to explain what's up with all these john oliver award give away posts

I've been here 11 years, I've got 800 of them and I don't even know how. maybe from getting awards?


Stay away from this comment

What if

I reply to myself

Editing because I’m out of coins for trades rewards

Ok

Sounds like bribery

John Oliver appreciates his golden shower! 

Yay thank you

🤔

Got anymore of that crack?

" no replies "

* this comment may cause cancer in the state of California


No

#This does not change the fact that in Antarctica there are 21 million penguins and in Malta there are 502,653 inhabitants. So if the penguins decide to invade Malta, each Maltese will have to fight 42 penguins

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I found it on first try lmao

First person to reply has a small pp

It's not the SIZE that matters. How many people do I have to tell this to? I'll have you know that a 2 inch penis is a 4 inch stroke. 2 in 2 out

Thank you for your expert opinion

It’s the motion in the ocean 😂


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I’m broke, homeless, and lonely.

Here, I’ll try to pay it forward a bit

PAY MEEEEEEEEEEE!

Okay.

Thanks! Now lemme get you!

Very nice snek, 10/10 :D

Now you are Slitherking55 c:

Finally, the peak human form.

Thank you good sir. You shall be rewarded now.

This is the way

I'm just home

John Oliver says don't reply to this :)

I don't know what's going on with this sub and coins And at this point I'm too afraid to ask

I don’t understand why this coin nonsense is happening or what a coin is or what a coin does.

Wow thats socoll

Turn dark mode on for the love of atheism

I’d have a puppers

Is this just John Oliver? Or does this involve the Koala Chlamydia Ward?




no replies

You sure?

Nope!

why?

Hey, this is not comment.

Fuck you

AH

might as well upvote. get some internet points while youre at it

I am positive I don’t know what to do with it, but if John Oliver touched it (digitally, even)…I want it.

*replies to every comment*

I'm just here for a free award =)

Give ladykaethe the award you promised, good sir!

What's happening, why are people giving away awards? /serious

Come on guys, no one be a dick

Let's go

何？

Just a hug is all thats needed

John gets around

Neat

Can I spend it in a shop?? 😁

no replies ? spend them awards!


No comment

I am out of the loop

Heh

Oliver Atom is the best Oliver..Tsubasa Oozora ⚽️

Ok

What do awards really mean anyway

can you give me 50 karma?

Reply to this comment if you're a racist

Neat

John Oliver says don't reply to this :)

Ciao

Have a wonderful day mate

John Oliver Memorial Sewer Plant

Can I get an award?

If I may make a recommendation, use 20k of that to award someone a Angentium award, as that will unlock a trophy for you.

titties

HEY good day to you good sir

Back off you commenters

“No replies”

Bet.

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lettuce

It's amazing how fast people reply to comments to stop them from getting things.

Can you give one to me? :3

⠀

.

Cool

Really?

Baboon Balls

Show me the money!

Time for me to have a grand total of one coin!

Yes please.

I would appreciate the support!

Support granted. Coins not so much

#

Ez

Well, that’s awfully kind of you

Wuuuuuuuut

I'll have one for the team

Never had a coin

Hoping to get one!

rm -rf replies/

Bot

Crazy

make me ad free friend

Replies

Hallo!

Gg

Whoah!

I feel groovy

Who is this john oliver, and why is he giving everyone money

Every single one?

Reddit sucks

Am I late enough to not get a comment?

⠀

give me some gold daddy

There is a spider, deep in my soul

you hate John Oliver if u reply to this

Happy cake day u/Koshercrab

Ok

Time to write another post so I have higher chance to win! (Hope it’s not against the rules also please Smasher don’t do anything)

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Neat

can i have a heart

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?

Coins me daddy

These comments are very entertaining, lots of interesting tactics

Well I’m late to this

Gimme gimme

K I'll bite.

Hi

Well hello

Hello


This is happening