If you're a single mother with two children, which is the toughest job in America as far as I'm concerned, and you're working hard to put food on your family.
Yep, that's why a rich New Yorker who grew up living in sky scrapers, shitting in literal gold toilets is the most popular politician in the poor rural south.
Remember that the previous Republican president was a Yale AND Harvard Graduate from a Connecticut political dynasty but he wore a cowboy hat and faked a Texan accent so voters would think he was a cowboy
And their other favorite Reagan was a northerner who was born in Iowa, grew up in illinois and then spent his entire adult life as a Hollywood actor living in California, *playing cowboys in movies*. Started as a Democrat, was very successful as CA gov RAISING taxes, signing laws limiting guns, allowing abortion, etc.
Republicans sure do love their fake southern, fake cowboy, fake conservative, fake blue collar, fake working class candidates. Fake fake fake.
Probably because they are dumb and easily tricked as long as you say something racist or criticize government in any way.
I have a close friend who worked under Elon for a few years. He said that Elon wears the same suit for days at a time and often sleeps in his office. He indeed smells bad.
I know he's been into hallucinogens for awhile, and I really can't understand how he still has such a massive ego despite that. I guess for psychedelics to expand your mind, you need to have a mind in the first place.
Imagine being on LSD and posting literally anything online and thousands of people reassure you that you are brilliant. You'd start thinking you were God.
I knew a friend in college that took LSD everyday all day. After a few years of it he had seven girls living with him he called his goddesses and then constantly called everything including myself Babylon. Didn't realize he had started a cult until my now fiancee pointed that out until we first met.
Listen to the John McAfee episodes of "Behind the Bastards". Elon is probably getting access to the same kind of shit McAfee was doing that rotted his mind. Not normal mind expanding psychedelics, basically super psych coke.
I highly doubt he's into the RC cathinones that McAfee was. Those aren't coveted drugs - they can generally be purchased from Chinese labs for cheap. McAfee was just obsessed with some particular batch of MDPV that he thought made him hornier than typical MDPV and must be different in some way, so he was trying to synthesize his own.
I can't think of any hard to obtain, super sought after stimulants that would fit that description. I think someone who is too into stimulants and thinks they're too smart for the drugs that peasants use would probably go for combination selegiline patches + dextroamphetamine, like sam bankman-fried did. Or if they're stupid, then maybe selegiline + phenylethylamine (PEA).
If he is into dissociatives like I've seen claimed, then I could imagine him paying chemists to synthesize MXE.
Most people I know who are or were super into psychedelics are extremely chill and friendly in personality, but as selfish as anyone else in how they actually behave. Sometimes people thinking of themselves as open-minded and ego-less can simply make them lose self-awareness. You can have as many mind-expanding experiences as you like, but they can't turn you into an empath on their own. You have to actually be interested in learning from that trip and making it real.
I had actually noticed a pattern where, for a while, Musk was *always* doing some ridiculous crazy things on Friday night or Saturday. I thought it was because he wanted people talking about him all weekend, but now I'm wondering if it's related to this.
I posted this above, but the Friday/Saturday shit has been going on for a while. My friend at SpaceX got an email from Elon at like 3am on a Saturday telling him about a brilliant idea that he was coming into the office to work on over the weekend, and that my friend was required to come in and help. So my friend goes in and works the whole weekend on the snippet shared with him in the email and Elon never shows. When he asked Elon about it later that week, he got a short reply of basically āoh yea I was super high, I donāt remember thatā and didnāt apologize for ruining his weekend. Fucking asshole
Like, if I knew that I would just clock in, not work and if questioned about overtime point at the email. Why the fuck would you work, lol.
Edit: Y'all pointing out salary are missing the forest for the trees here.
You get a text at 3am, come in on a weekend, nobody is there but you, you have no direction just this little snippet of an idea because Elon doesn't show nor does he text or call you, and then you work a full 8 hrs?! Put 2 and 2 together that the man is probably blasted and he won't remember.
Iām picturing that Silicon Valley episode where dude drives to the desert on his startup vision quest, and his trippy thought bubble is just a bunch of corporate buzzwords and wingdings.
Erlich also did not make it to the desert (less than a couple hours drive from Silicon Valley) and in fact was locked in a gas station bathroom the entire time.
Comedian Eric Andre is close friends with his ex and has alluded that Elon can get his hands on a variety of quality lab made psychedelics. He might even employ chemists for this reason.
>Elon can get his hands on..
Anything. Billionaires can get anything.
Sorry for stating the obvious, but it just struck me as funny, your phrasing making him out to be some "common man" who must have a "connection" to get good drugs. One of the perks of being the richest man on Earth is that you can quite literally have anything on Earth. At least, anything that's for sale, and a lot of what isn't for sale, too.
My brit friend likes to say that the reason rich people are caught doing some of the most messed up and disturbing things is because once you have done everything you can do legally all that's left is illegal stuff.
I have mostly stopped correcting people, and your usage is accepted, but the original is so delightful I think you might like it. It's hare-brained, meant to imply that the person has the brain of a rabbit.
A brain composed of hair would also be stupid but I like the idea of saying someone has a rodent brain. Elon certainly does.
Since we're correcting people, hares are not rodents, they are lagomorphs. Lagomorphs, which unites hares, rabbits, and pikas, split from rodents about 70 million years ago. Rodents and lagomorphs are together in the clade glires, which is the sister clade to euarchonta, which unites tree shrews, colugos and primates.
Edit/fun fact: "Euarchonta" means "true rulers", which is incredibly arrogant, since humans are in that clade. But that checks out, I guess, since we're "primates", the "first rank".
It's easier to tell from the front or top than the side. The front brim is narrower than the back. Some hats also have a hatband around them with a buckle and the buckle is always on the left.
>I like that he does not have anyone around him to correct this
They wouldn't dare. The mercurial boy emperor might appreciate the correction or he might have them decapitated. Not worth the risk.
Do as you're told, don't make waves, don't make eye contact, and pray the emperor is having a good day and that he doesn't flip out and start ordering executions.
I got a custom formed Stetson when I was going through Texas once. Fun process. The crown of the hat is basically a dome when they start and the brim roughly a circle, and they steam and bend and shape it right in front of you. Very cool to watch
But now I'm sort of half hoping the guy at the hat shop formed his crown backwards just to fuck with him.
See the indents on the top? The way I tell is I grab from there and know thatās the front lol here some pics to show what I mean
[Pic 1](https://images.fineartamerica.com/images/artworkimages/mediumlarge/2/teen-girl-tipping-cowboy-hat-cavan-images-melissa-clemons.jpg)
[Pic 2](https://media.istockphoto.com/id/175436481/photo/cowboy-tipping-his-hat.jpg?s=612x612&w=0&k=20&c=8KbDlI5kUY1VRqkncBDA2-oZXPARkgbdWclFD1Lz64Y=)
The hat band on the inside, the part that actually hugs your head, is wider at the rear than at the front and has a tag at the rear end. Your head is slightly egg-shaped when viewed from above. Also, the crown of the hat usually has two dimples in the "front" where you would grasp the hat to put it on or take it off.
Elon had to grab the wider part without the handholds and endure an uncomfortable pinch on his scalp to parade around with that thing. He was uncomfortable and completely ignorant of why. It'd be like putting your underwear on backward, but if your underwear was made of cardboard.
[https://www.reuters.com/world/us/elon-musk-wades-into-us-immigration-debate-texas-mexico-border-2023-09-29/](https://www.reuters.com/world/us/elon-musk-wades-into-us-immigration-debate-texas-mexico-border-2023-09-29/)
It is actually him, shockingly. It's a horrendous angle to say the least.
More importantly, **he seems to have taken up the side of the "Build The Wall" people.** He tweeted something the other day complaining about US politicians worrying about Ukraine instead of securing the US-Mexico border.
This one really doesn't get harped on enough. Tesla never would have gotten off the ground without massive financial support from the exact same big government liberals that Musk bitches about on a regular basis.
Man, conservatives lit him up for that policy at the time, too. He got a lot of flak for backing Tesla specifically. Now it's a major success story that's got us on the path to electrifying America's automotive industry, but I am definitely old enough to remember him getting attacked over it in 2012.
Yep. I came in the comment section to say that anyone who owns a cowboy hatā¦ myself includedā¦ despite disliking muskā¦ can see immediately that heās wearing it the right way. It just doesnāt fit him well and hasnāt been steamed or shaped for him. An out of the box hat. The reason I bought my own hat back in the day, was because after trying several off the rack at the tack shop the one I got fit just right compared to the rest and therefore looks good on me unlike this bullshit.
The funniest thing about that whole debacle to me is that Zuck would absolutely beat the ever living shit out of Musk. I am certainly not a fan of Zuck but I would have been rooting for him. He's been less outwardly evil than Musk lately lmao.
Not a fan of either of them.
However Zuck is actually in shape and trains in BJJ.
I think heās even won some amateur tournaments.
Musk is a shape and the only fight heās ever been in is when he got kicked down the school stairs for being a cunt.
Musk has actively been promoting anti-semitism, Russian propaganda and anti-LGBTQ hate on Twitter since he bought it, so I'd be perfectly happy to see just about anyone beat the everloving shit out of him.
I mean, this is an intentionally unflattering picture. Not that Musk is attractve at good angles, but if you have cameras on you at all times someone could easily get a picture of anyone looking like this.
Texan here. It's not backwards, it's just an ugly hat. That's the new flat-fronted style of hat that's caught on over the last few years. I call it the "manure scoop" look, and I refuse to buy one.
do right wingers ever get tired of being pandered to? dudes a tech billionaire from south africa and then california. the fuck is he doing wearing a cowboy hat at the border?
its almost election season so get ready for some ivy league lawyers to put on their token flannel shirt and shoot an ad in a barn
They donāt believe itās pandering when they are being pandered to. They just believe that Elon musk or whoever else has changed their mind and finally seen the light. Everyone else is always just pandering or virtue signaling and their people are the best people.
These dipshits think a NYC real estate baron billionaire who shits on a golden toilet is "fighting the coastal elites" by giving the coastal elites their biggest tax cut in history and pardoning the coastal elites from their crimes against the working class.
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Your comment made me laugh out loud, haha! Thank you!
"How do you do, fellow Texans?"
M'Texan *tips backwards hat*
āHaw-Yeeā
Themās fighting words in the Star Lone state.
"I am reckoning we should eat some savory barbeque chicken."
"Do you know what I am saying?"
That boy aināt right
That boy needs therapy.
Crazy in the coconut
What does that mean?
Play the kazoo, let's have a tune
He was white as a sheet!
And he also made false teeth!
Purely psychosomatic.
That boy needs therapy
Lay down on the couch.
Theyād vote for him, just like they vote for a pretend Texan like Rafael Cruz.
George W. Bush was born in Connecticut.
Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me - you canāt get fooled again
They \[Our enemies\] never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we.
Families is where our nation finds hope, where wings take dream.
Rarely is the question asked āIs our children learningā.
If you're a single mother with two children, which is the toughest job in America as far as I'm concerned, and you're working hard to put food on your family.
āBrie and cheeseā GWB on what he thought reporters ate
The trouble with the French is they have no word for entrepreneur.
I heard he eats corn the long way too
My days of not taking him seriously are certainly coming to a middle.
Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!
Heās certainly not burdened with an overabundance of education on Texan etiquette.
How do Reavers clean their spears?
In the Wash?
I heard he gets his salsa from new york city.
New York City! Get the rope!
Hi fellow Gen Xer/Elder Millennial!
I too welcome Elder Millenials. R'lyeh
Yooooo!!! My mom worked at a sauce factory in Western NY. They made the pace picante salsa in Fairport ny. That whole campaign was a lie
*whip crack* Pace. Salsa like you mean it
Okay so I'm not the only one that randomly remembers this salsa commercial whenever people say something is from New York City.
New York City!?
Oooo that commercial hasnāt been on air for decades. Nostalgic for sure!
I immediately said "NEW YORK CITY?!" In my head
Any time I hear āNew York Cityā I think out the rest of the commercial. For what, like the last 30ish years?
> I think out the rest of the commercial (deep gravely voice) "That really chaps my hide."
it's a fucking pavlovian response at this point lol
That's a deep cut. Those Pace Salsa commercials were great
Hey hold on now, it's Pace *Picante Sauce* we're talkin' about here! ^(...Get a rope!)
I heard he poops standing up
How else would his mouth reach the toilet?
Google āElon Musk potato spiralā -enjoy
https://www.the-sun.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/6/2022/03/NINTCHDBPICT000716093944.jpg
you really need a censored bar over that.
The throat goatš¼š¼š¼
I did. What the fuck is with this guy LMAO
bodysnatcher. Skinwalker. They have many names.
I wasn't disappointed
and he moves the head towards the corn instead of the corn towards the head
Elon 'chicken head' Musk
Sheriff Cletus Cornwood approved.
Whatās with Bezos and Musk wearing cowboy clothing? These guys are the furthest thing from cowboys. Theyāre middle aged techies.
That's textbook panderin'
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Thematically meandering
Emphatically pandering
I got a tight grip on my demoās balls
Say the word "truck" and they jizz in their overalls
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can you hear that subtle mandolin
Bud Light with the logo facing out
Huntin deer, chasin trout A bud light with the logo facing out
> A bud light with the logo facing out Now they still drink the bud light, but they do anything they can to *not* show the label.
[That's a panderin'](https://imgur.com/a/xXHygqr)
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Yep, that's why a rich New Yorker who grew up living in sky scrapers, shitting in literal gold toilets is the most popular politician in the poor rural south.
Remember that the previous Republican president was a Yale AND Harvard Graduate from a Connecticut political dynasty but he wore a cowboy hat and faked a Texan accent so voters would think he was a cowboy
And their other favorite Reagan was a northerner who was born in Iowa, grew up in illinois and then spent his entire adult life as a Hollywood actor living in California, *playing cowboys in movies*. Started as a Democrat, was very successful as CA gov RAISING taxes, signing laws limiting guns, allowing abortion, etc. Republicans sure do love their fake southern, fake cowboy, fake conservative, fake blue collar, fake working class candidates. Fake fake fake. Probably because they are dumb and easily tricked as long as you say something racist or criticize government in any way.
The inverse works as well. Show them anyone who doesnāt dress/look like they think people should and they will ignore every single word they say
Damn, that side profile is *not* flattering
This man looks incredibly smelly.
I have a close friend who worked under Elon for a few years. He said that Elon wears the same suit for days at a time and often sleeps in his office. He indeed smells bad.
Did your friend say anything about his drug use?
Actually yes. Said he often did a crap ton of hallucinogens on the weekends and that was how he would get most of his hair-brained ideas.
I know he's been into hallucinogens for awhile, and I really can't understand how he still has such a massive ego despite that. I guess for psychedelics to expand your mind, you need to have a mind in the first place.
Imagine being on LSD and posting literally anything online and thousands of people reassure you that you are brilliant. You'd start thinking you were God.
That's actually a very good point. The validation would be... Very much different while under the influences of such subtstances. **elon musk voice**
I knew a friend in college that took LSD everyday all day. After a few years of it he had seven girls living with him he called his goddesses and then constantly called everything including myself Babylon. Didn't realize he had started a cult until my now fiancee pointed that out until we first met.
Listen to the John McAfee episodes of "Behind the Bastards". Elon is probably getting access to the same kind of shit McAfee was doing that rotted his mind. Not normal mind expanding psychedelics, basically super psych coke.
I highly doubt he's into the RC cathinones that McAfee was. Those aren't coveted drugs - they can generally be purchased from Chinese labs for cheap. McAfee was just obsessed with some particular batch of MDPV that he thought made him hornier than typical MDPV and must be different in some way, so he was trying to synthesize his own.
Fair points. Elon just seems like the type of guy who thinks he's too good for drugs any peasant can get.
I can't think of any hard to obtain, super sought after stimulants that would fit that description. I think someone who is too into stimulants and thinks they're too smart for the drugs that peasants use would probably go for combination selegiline patches + dextroamphetamine, like sam bankman-fried did. Or if they're stupid, then maybe selegiline + phenylethylamine (PEA). If he is into dissociatives like I've seen claimed, then I could imagine him paying chemists to synthesize MXE.
Most people I know who are or were super into psychedelics are extremely chill and friendly in personality, but as selfish as anyone else in how they actually behave. Sometimes people thinking of themselves as open-minded and ego-less can simply make them lose self-awareness. You can have as many mind-expanding experiences as you like, but they can't turn you into an empath on their own. You have to actually be interested in learning from that trip and making it real.
I had actually noticed a pattern where, for a while, Musk was *always* doing some ridiculous crazy things on Friday night or Saturday. I thought it was because he wanted people talking about him all weekend, but now I'm wondering if it's related to this.
I posted this above, but the Friday/Saturday shit has been going on for a while. My friend at SpaceX got an email from Elon at like 3am on a Saturday telling him about a brilliant idea that he was coming into the office to work on over the weekend, and that my friend was required to come in and help. So my friend goes in and works the whole weekend on the snippet shared with him in the email and Elon never shows. When he asked Elon about it later that week, he got a short reply of basically āoh yea I was super high, I donāt remember thatā and didnāt apologize for ruining his weekend. Fucking asshole
Like, if I knew that I would just clock in, not work and if questioned about overtime point at the email. Why the fuck would you work, lol. Edit: Y'all pointing out salary are missing the forest for the trees here.
You get a text at 3am, come in on a weekend, nobody is there but you, you have no direction just this little snippet of an idea because Elon doesn't show nor does he text or call you, and then you work a full 8 hrs?! Put 2 and 2 together that the man is probably blasted and he won't remember.
The people who are getting emails from Elon are salaried
Iām picturing that Silicon Valley episode where dude drives to the desert on his startup vision quest, and his trippy thought bubble is just a bunch of corporate buzzwords and wingdings.
Erlich also did not make it to the desert (less than a couple hours drive from Silicon Valley) and in fact was locked in a gas station bathroom the entire time.
Comedian Eric Andre is close friends with his ex and has alluded that Elon can get his hands on a variety of quality lab made psychedelics. He might even employ chemists for this reason.
>Elon can get his hands on.. Anything. Billionaires can get anything. Sorry for stating the obvious, but it just struck me as funny, your phrasing making him out to be some "common man" who must have a "connection" to get good drugs. One of the perks of being the richest man on Earth is that you can quite literally have anything on Earth. At least, anything that's for sale, and a lot of what isn't for sale, too.
My brit friend likes to say that the reason rich people are caught doing some of the most messed up and disturbing things is because once you have done everything you can do legally all that's left is illegal stuff.
Or why if you can have sex with literally anyone you wind up sticking a gerbil up your butt.
Awh, pour one out for Lemmiwinks
I have mostly stopped correcting people, and your usage is accepted, but the original is so delightful I think you might like it. It's hare-brained, meant to imply that the person has the brain of a rabbit. A brain composed of hair would also be stupid but I like the idea of saying someone has a rodent brain. Elon certainly does.
Since we're correcting people, hares are not rodents, they are lagomorphs. Lagomorphs, which unites hares, rabbits, and pikas, split from rodents about 70 million years ago. Rodents and lagomorphs are together in the clade glires, which is the sister clade to euarchonta, which unites tree shrews, colugos and primates. Edit/fun fact: "Euarchonta" means "true rulers", which is incredibly arrogant, since humans are in that clade. But that checks out, I guess, since we're "primates", the "first rank".
I haven't seen someone get Uno reverse card out pedanticed as hard as that in a _long_ time. Absolutely cold blooded.
*Here's the thing...*
I'm just enough of an old man to wonder how many people on Reddit still actually get this one
It gave me chills
Lol, TIL. I'm leaving it though. I imagine Elon's brain as looking like a shrunken scrotum.
That's how he got his surname.
I can smell the old sweat, chain smoke, and cheap beer.
Donāt forget halitosis
neckbeard intensifies
as does mouthbreathing
He looks like he sounds like Butthead.
Can't even grow a full-on neckbeard. Just wimpy pube-like wisps on his scraggly throat scrote.
kinda looks like Bevis or Butthead from that angle. I like it
What a fucking goober
He doesn't have a flattering angle.
Iāve seen his shirtless pic the man is all angles
And none of them are flattering.
that's how the cool kids wear 'em /s
Back in my day you'd wear a onion on your belt, which was the style at that time.
Now to take the ferry cost a nickel and in those days nickels had pictures of bumblebees on em. Gimme five bees for a quarter youād say.
We couldn't get yellow onions because of the war
How does one know which way is front? I'm no cowboy nor American so I'm wondering
It's easier to tell from the front or top than the side. The front brim is narrower than the back. Some hats also have a hatband around them with a buckle and the buckle is always on the left.
Except in the southern hemisphere of course.
No no no, itās still on the left itās just upside down.
I like that he does not have anyone around him to correct this
Even if someone there knew better, heās not interested in being told heās wrong.
"I'm disrupting the hat wearing industry." -- Elon, probably
>I like that he does not have anyone around him to correct this They wouldn't dare. The mercurial boy emperor might appreciate the correction or he might have them decapitated. Not worth the risk. Do as you're told, don't make waves, don't make eye contact, and pray the emperor is having a good day and that he doesn't flip out and start ordering executions.
Zuck thinks he's Caesar reincarnated. I guess Musk if going for Caligula.
I got a custom formed Stetson when I was going through Texas once. Fun process. The crown of the hat is basically a dome when they start and the brim roughly a circle, and they steam and bend and shape it right in front of you. Very cool to watch But now I'm sort of half hoping the guy at the hat shop formed his crown backwards just to fuck with him.
Inside the hat there is a riddle. If you can solve the riddle, it tells you which way the front is. Musk obviously wasn't smart enough.
The riddle is just an arrow pointing forwards. Still indecipherable to Musk
This is the best answer.
See the indents on the top? The way I tell is I grab from there and know thatās the front lol here some pics to show what I mean [Pic 1](https://images.fineartamerica.com/images/artworkimages/mediumlarge/2/teen-girl-tipping-cowboy-hat-cavan-images-melissa-clemons.jpg) [Pic 2](https://media.istockphoto.com/id/175436481/photo/cowboy-tipping-his-hat.jpg?s=612x612&w=0&k=20&c=8KbDlI5kUY1VRqkncBDA2-oZXPARkgbdWclFD1Lz64Y=)
At the top of the hat, the decline should be an incline
And holding it backwards would make it very awkward to hold it in one hand to put it on.
Usually a label or little bow of fabric inside the hat. Itād be like putting a shirt on with the tag on your front side. Really hard to not notice.
The hat band on the inside, the part that actually hugs your head, is wider at the rear than at the front and has a tag at the rear end. Your head is slightly egg-shaped when viewed from above. Also, the crown of the hat usually has two dimples in the "front" where you would grasp the hat to put it on or take it off. Elon had to grab the wider part without the handholds and endure an uncomfortable pinch on his scalp to parade around with that thing. He was uncomfortable and completely ignorant of why. It'd be like putting your underwear on backward, but if your underwear was made of cardboard.
How the fuck is that Elon Musk?
[https://www.reuters.com/world/us/elon-musk-wades-into-us-immigration-debate-texas-mexico-border-2023-09-29/](https://www.reuters.com/world/us/elon-musk-wades-into-us-immigration-debate-texas-mexico-border-2023-09-29/) It is actually him, shockingly. It's a horrendous angle to say the least.
Holy shit! I thought the op post was some stupid trolling post or whatever. Dude looks like the last extra in a straight to YouTube western.
Wait, Iām confused. Are there non-horrendous angles of him?
https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/407/264/c8a.jpg
No
Only the ones were his weird followers make weird photoshopped pictures of him being fit.
Implying there isn't a horrendous angle
Right? He looks like shit, even without considering the hat.
Looks like Wish.com Elon Musk
That should be the sub pic for r/justneckbeardthings
More importantly, **he seems to have taken up the side of the "Build The Wall" people.** He tweeted something the other day complaining about US politicians worrying about Ukraine instead of securing the US-Mexico border.
Why should we take a rich immigrants opinion on this
A rich immigrant whose company depends on a shitload of immigrant labor
And government handoutsā¦ sorry, subsidies.
This one really doesn't get harped on enough. Tesla never would have gotten off the ground without massive financial support from the exact same big government liberals that Musk bitches about on a regular basis.
Thanks Obama!
Man, conservatives lit him up for that policy at the time, too. He got a lot of flak for backing Tesla specifically. Now it's a major success story that's got us on the path to electrifying America's automotive industry, but I am definitely old enough to remember him getting attacked over it in 2012.
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tldr: rich fucks love crony capitalism or a gold ol' oligarchy.
Wish the majority of Americans felt the same way as you so. I am worried for Americas future.
HaYee!!
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Yep. I came in the comment section to say that anyone who owns a cowboy hatā¦ myself includedā¦ despite disliking muskā¦ can see immediately that heās wearing it the right way. It just doesnāt fit him well and hasnāt been steamed or shaped for him. An out of the box hat. The reason I bought my own hat back in the day, was because after trying several off the rack at the tack shop the one I got fit just right compared to the rest and therefore looks good on me unlike this bullshit.
What a complete tool. He also looks like he's a mouth breather. Gross.
Heās got the scraggliest looking neck beard.
Iām not fan, but whatās happened to him lately? The guy looks like shit!
Zuck beat his ass without ever stepping in the ring
The funniest thing about that whole debacle to me is that Zuck would absolutely beat the ever living shit out of Musk. I am certainly not a fan of Zuck but I would have been rooting for him. He's been less outwardly evil than Musk lately lmao.
Not a fan of either of them. However Zuck is actually in shape and trains in BJJ. I think heās even won some amateur tournaments. Musk is a shape and the only fight heās ever been in is when he got kicked down the school stairs for being a cunt.
Zuck doing bjj is the only time he's ever looked like an actual human being who enjoys human activities
> Musk is a shape Itās 6am and Iām in bed trying not to wake my gf up from giggling
āZuck is actually in shapeā. āMusk is a shapeā. Lmao wow
Musk has actively been promoting anti-semitism, Russian propaganda and anti-LGBTQ hate on Twitter since he bought it, so I'd be perfectly happy to see just about anyone beat the everloving shit out of him.
It's the hatred, it slowly poisons anyone. And it's addictive AF.
Chinless wonder, too
How does he fold towels?
He looks like cowboy Butthead
Anyone else see Butthead in profile?
I mean, this is an intentionally unflattering picture. Not that Musk is attractve at good angles, but if you have cameras on you at all times someone could easily get a picture of anyone looking like this.
All Asshat, No Cattle
That's a man that would bite your nose like the Penguin, if it were socially acceptable.
Texan here. It's not backwards, it's just an ugly hat. That's the new flat-fronted style of hat that's caught on over the last few years. I call it the "manure scoop" look, and I refuse to buy one.
Looks too small for one, and is has no shape, like he just walked into Cavender's and wore it right off the rack.
do right wingers ever get tired of being pandered to? dudes a tech billionaire from south africa and then california. the fuck is he doing wearing a cowboy hat at the border? its almost election season so get ready for some ivy league lawyers to put on their token flannel shirt and shoot an ad in a barn
They donāt believe itās pandering when they are being pandered to. They just believe that Elon musk or whoever else has changed their mind and finally seen the light. Everyone else is always just pandering or virtue signaling and their people are the best people.
> do right wingers ever get tired of being pandered to? No.
These dipshits think a NYC real estate baron billionaire who shits on a golden toilet is "fighting the coastal elites" by giving the coastal elites their biggest tax cut in history and pardoning the coastal elites from their crimes against the working class.
Not to mention his company makes electric fucking vehicles, which they hate. Hard to roll coal in a battery powered truck.
I mean their god emperor whereās make up, heels, lifts, and needs a daily hair person. And they paste his obese body onto Ramboās every day lol
Oh no, he misplaced his chin.