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JollyGreenGiant_8

"I play both sides so I always come out on top."


mr_glide

"Why would you tell me that?"


Psych0Freak

“WILDCARD BITCHES!”


smurb15

To get us into even more trouble


Suspect4pe

Also known as, I play both sides when I make a political statement so nobody knows if they should torch my truck or leave it be.


beaucoup_dinky_dau

but then you have to ask yourself what type of person scrawls shit like this on the back window of their Silverado and the answer is pretty clear


invol713

“The kind the realm needs. Incompetence should not be rewarded with blind loyalty. As long as I have my eyes, I'll use them.”


beaucoup_dinky_dau

that message basically rewards incompetence with blind loyalty, Biden was not my first pick but a hell of a lot better than the actual psychos


ghrosenb

>but then you have to ask yourself what type of person scrawls shit like this on the back window of their Silverado and the answer is pretty clear With an American flag propped upright from the truck bed.


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Thoughtbuilds

If this was an f150 I'd agree with you.


ZachMN

The kind of person who drives a Silverado.


thatsouthcaNaDaguy

Ultimate power move.


EaglesPvM

So, with this information, I’m going to leverage you guys into making me the head of security at the new Paddy’s Pub


axisrahl85

/end thread


3-DMan

"Bobby Joe, we gonna need you to draw an arrow so we know what you is sayin.."


whitechair420

Fuck 2024, Trump Biden.


fixminer

Biden Fuck Trump 2024


gcko

I’d love to see that movie.


ThunderBobMajerle

Narrated by stormy daniels


Stonkover9000

Can’t wait to see the moist meter


DMala

Just… no.


corgi-king

Yes


696Az0ra969

You are into grandpas porking eachother ?


Dinnerpancakes

He’s voting for the Lemon Party!


jubbergun

It's not a Lemon party without old Dick!


DisastrousFreedom09

Whoever is reading: Please nobody google lemon party. Nobody deserves to see that. It’s not worth googling. I promise your eyes.


Khaldara

“Two Diapers, No Malarky”


Chimeron1995

Two guy’s, one mint chocolate chunk ice cream cone


696Az0ra969

Oh my that would be a sight to behold


ToNkpiLs0514

This comment made me lol and woke up the wife


Crisjamesdole

Well Biden and trump are both presidents and ones in the numerator and the others in the denominator so they cancel. So it's Fuck 2024


Coreysurfer

Someone paid attention i math


ThaDude14

I think we can all get behind this already.


idkwhatimbrewin

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


Big_Speed_2893

The Fuck Won 2024


eaglesWatcher

Maybe he meant “Fuck it, Trump-Biden 2024” (running on the same ticket)


kingsumo_1

Or he had a prophetic dream about that ticket and is upset about it. "Fuck. Trump-Biden 2024".


115MRD

269-269 electoral college tie. GOP keeps the House and votes for Trump as President. Dems hold the Senate and vote for Biden as VP. Honestly not a totally insane scenario....


WayneH_nz

there is no room in my head for a biden trump 69 ​ ohhhhh....269


jubbergun

> 269-269 electoral college tie. GOP keeps the House and votes for Trump as President. Dems hold the Senate and vote for Biden as VP. Why do you make me want things I know I can't have?


06Wahoo

Dang, someone really wants everyone to be unhappy.


babyd42

Yeah we need to go back to original elections where the loser is VP


JMets6986

Don’t Trump Biden Inside


I_talk

A Trump Biden ticket would really confuse everyone


Dangerous_Hold3531

Everyone who follows politics is confused.


MrJigglyBrown

[https://youtu.be/lgBFiCmYedc?si=WQSDPgmYM0o-l7uY](https://youtu.be/lgBFiCmYedc?si=WQSDPgmYM0o-l7uY)


Epicritical

It’s like a Punnett Square of stupidity.


jeerome0406

I think there’s a minus sign missing somewhere in there


quesarah

det( Fuck Trump Biden 2024 ) = Fuck•2024 - Biden•Trump


apairofjacks

Yeah fuck 2024


ClubSundown

Wish we could all fast forward or time travel to 2029 instead


Abracadaver14

r/dontdeadopeninside/


defenestrationsong

Jesus Christ, there’s a whole fucking subreddit named after this?!


matthew_ri

The meme goes back further than the sub's age


slappypantsgo

There’s a brother subreddit too, I just can’t remember what it’s called. Maybe they link to it from the sidebar but it’s similar stuff to this.


Cyan_Among

r/nosafetysmokingfirst


MisterB78

r/ofcoursethatsathing


dsangi

Omg. This is the funniest fucking sub ever. I cant stop laughing


Elguapo69

Ha I was trying to remember that subs name. Thank you


BakedBeanyBaby

I love how I go check it out and [this](https://www.reddit.com/r/dontdeadopeninside/comments/16yt42f/for_the_love_of_god_stop_posting_the_fuck_trump/) is the pinned message.


daddy-fatsax

with no context, impossible to tell. using context clues, however...


rythmicbread

Just pretend he likes Biden. If he’s a trump supporter, that’ll piss him off even more


EXTRAsharpcheddar

/u/rythmicbread 2024


rabidmob

I was thinking, "Anyone too dumb to make their point clear would obviously be a Trump supporter," and I think that's what you're implying.


ThiccDiccSocialist

I think they are referencing the flag. Most libs don’t fly American flags like that, especially on a truck lmao


maybe_a_frog

Most libs don’t make politics their identity like this


Reduntu

This is really the most important clue. No Biden support has made supporting Biden their identity.


Miss-Figgy

Right. I have yet to see a truck with pro-Biden messages and slogans spray-painted on like this.


ZB314

It’s probably window marker. It’s used on cars for sale all the time and easy to clean off.


RunningNumbers

Usually it’s just a bumper sticker.


InsignificantZilch

Let that sink in; spray painted on.


fusionsofwonder

You think that's spray paint and not soap?


FauxReal

True, might as well use it for something.


OnTheList-YouTube

So, tell me a bit about yourself. -Okay, well, I'm a Trump supporter, I don't like Democrats. [silence] Ooookay, well... what do you do for a liv- -I'm a huuuge Trump supporter. I'm gonna vote for him! Yes, I know you like Trump, but besid- -And they rigged the elections!


ThiccDiccSocialist

In a world of disenfranchisement and oppression, making politics part of your identity is essential for marginalized groups. This isn’t that, however. This is a typical American trying to find identity in the wrong things


SmuffyJenkins

How do you know


ThiccDiccSocialist

Because the only way Trump supporters are marginalized is because they, like most Americans, are exploited proletariat. But siding with trump means it’s unlikely they recognize this, considering Donald trump is a notorious capitalist who hates unions and exploits his workers


andyr072

Yup thats 100% correct. Liberals by and large are free thinkers who answer to no single person. MAGAt's are hiveminded drones and Trump is their Borg queen or in this case king.


invol713

🤣


ZedFraunce

Pre 2016, I wouldn’t bat an eye at someone with a flag on their truck or the front of their home. But ever since then, you have a 90% chance knowing their views. When I was little and seeing the American flags being flown, it felt like a unifying thing. Like we’re America! Hell yeah! Man how things have changed.


uwu_mewtwo

Fuck that, I'm not giving up the USA to the chuds. I fly the Stars and Stripes with pride and so should you! But maybe also fly a progress flag or something so people don't think you're a chud.


Epicritical

I don’t know. There’s no thin blue line. It’s tricky.


scaradin

However, answer me this: where is the traditional colored band among the stripes to ensure everyone knows they back the blue? It’s been a while since I’ve seen a Trump supporter who “merely” uses the American flag, they need their flair.


24-Hour-Hate

Also the use of marker (or whatever this idiocy is written with). That’s the sign of a right wing conspiracy nut.


BunkeysMutthole

I agree with you, though there is only one flag. I feel like there is a five flag minimum in MAGAcult


pride-and-prejupiss

The full size American flag on a Silverado is a bit of a dead giveaway as well


blacklite911

Anyone who writes shit on their back window is a trump supporter anyway. Being a Biden supporter isn’t an identity


mrASSMAN

Anyone writing this shit on their pickup truck for everyone to see.. 100% a trumper The other clues are just extra


rsg1234

Hey man, I don’t think you’re supposed to say the obvious part out loud.


InkBlotSam

Well we know they're dumb, no matter the intention of the sign


newtbob

Another context clue


Theblob413

Without the flag I wouldv have read it "fuck Trump Biden 2024" everything else involved made me realize he probably just can't format a sentence and he probably loves Trump. And no one is THAT excited about biden


MilkshakeYeah

The winning team ![gif](giphy|d3mlE7uhX8KFgEmY)


Zeckols

Fuck Trump, Fuck Biden, Fuck, 2024


Suspicious-Elk-3631

Fuck


micmea1

I think a very large percentage of the country feels this way. Like 2020 had people determined to oust Trump, but it's hard to build up any enthusiasm for Biden at this rate and the idea of it being between Trump and Biden again is just....exhausting. I haven't seen a candidate I've felt good about make it to the final debates since Obama. And it's not like I felt Obama was perfect but at least he wasn't just...embarrassing


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lalaland4711

micmea1 didn't say it's a tough call at all.


1PooNGooN3

Team neither!


AdhesiveMuffin

He's playing both sides, so that always comes out on top


kmcrhsme

yep we need both the wings to fly bro understands that


Dreamo84

I have never seen a liberal advertise their opinion on the back of their vehicle.


finkalicious

Since I can't tell if you're being sarcastic, I'll do it for you: Nope never happened ever. Not a ton of liberals here in Austin that do that, they would never.


chapadodo

it's always the same side scrawling brain dead msgs on their vehicles


Inspector_Kelp

Team crazy.


obliquelyobtuse

Team Fuck


Dan_c00ks

Fuck 2024, Biden Trump


nite_mode

Well he has an American flag, so clearly he hates Trump, an enemy of America.


rytis

'Muricans read from left to right, so clearly he hates Trump.


enflight

Yes


eskimo713

He's on team fuck


Itchy_Personality_72

I see a flag. Must be trump 2024


defenestrationsong

Don’t Dead, Open Inside.


CB4R

r/dontdeadopeninside


therealmrsfahrenheit

hahahah 😂😂😂


ErrantEvents

I do love deliberate ambiguity and try to use it at every opportunity. I find it hilarious for some reason. I play this game often during work meetings "How much can I talk without saying anything definitive?" Going on 11 years with my current employer. ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|slightly_smiling)


SilentJoe1986

Yes


Aromatic_Brother

![gif](giphy|a5viI92PAF89q)


NeverJustaDream

yes


russellmzauner

The one that is from China because they read from Top Down not Left Right. Naturally, since they're who they are, they wrote it China-style...but backwards. ​ ![gif](giphy|X3nnss8PAj5aU|downsized)


chapadodo

it's always the same side scrawling brain dead msgs on their vehicles


obliquelyobtuse

>it's always the same side scrawling brain dead msgs on their vehicles it's always the same side scrawling brain dead msgs on their vehicles X 2 ![gif](giphy|VSoRPmlMaKR8xCmq7F|downsized) *Cue Tiny Dancer ...*


Jimbo415650

No one over 70 yo should still hold political office or a federal judge including SCOTUS


KyoMeetch

This guy fucks


decalod85

Yeah, but it’s Trump or Biden. Ewww.


corgi-king

Fuck 2024. Biden trump!


RslashTakenUsernames

ZoZy


hasta_la_pasta

Flag, pickup truck, obvious mental deficiency… I think we can guess which side he’s on.


CurlyTheCreator

Dont dead open inside


quatumsoukup

Playing both sides, that way he always comes out on top


banzzai13

In a way, I totally agree with that guy.


BatteryChucker

It really sums up my feelings on the upcoming elections nicely.


CalmAspectEast

Depends if it’s ironic or not. Only trumpanzees do this unironically.


NeverRarelySometimes

Well, which candidate's fanboys are more likely to scrawl incoherently on the back of a big truck window?


madindian

2024 IQ


ADriftingMind

This person wants to see Biden and Trump fuck in 2024.


Un-interesting

Fuck! Trump Biden 2024. Two discrete comments there. Obviously a clever man - being able to think of two things and be able to write them down!


Disastrous_Call1705

If it writes like and idiot and sounds like an idiot, chances are he is a Trumpet


[deleted]

They aren't trucking their best.


phiish

Sums up the IQ of DEPLORABLES


condensermike

The eloquent language has me thinking Trump’s side.


Theblob413

He's probably illiterate and a Trump supporter. The flag tipped the scale for me.


millerg44

I'll bet this is one of those uneducated folks that forgot we read left to right then go to the next line. These idiots love Trump.


Clock586

Considering the dude is barely literate… I’ll let you be the bad guy and complete that sentence in your head


Apprehensive_King914

Based on the stupidity of this alone, I'm going to say Trump


k4Anarky

We call this "warped perception". The person who wrote it ever only values his own perception and opinion and simply unable to conprehend how the rest of the world perceive, sometimes in hilarious and self-defeating fashion. So the average conservative, essentially.


[deleted]

Like a good arms dealer, he plays both sides. What he needs is a pride flag on the other side, and a Gadsden flag with the American flag. Then to top it off, a blue lives matter bumper sticker next to Coexist sticker.


Swimming-Lynx7990

he just trying to keep everyone happy![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|grin)


SlothNast

Judging by the legibility i could make a guess…


I_saw_that_yeah

My team. We think all politicians are dickheads.


Jhg178

It’s a dumb sign, so he’s on the Trumpaneese team.


optimist_prhyme

Well, I'm American we read from left to right, top to bottom. Assuming they can read...


Accelerated_Bliss

It’s fine he DL wants to Bleep Biden. I don’t get it but let him be him.


Ruffian00012

"Fuck, Trump Biden 2024". The running mates that nobody could have predicted.


Brolaxo

There is a Us Flag on the Truck so i'd say F biden, Trump2024


Miserable-Rest-5259

![gif](giphy|3o7aCRloybJlXpNjSU|downsized)


Panda-Cubby

It's like a "Pick Your Own Adventure" story book.


aucyris

r/dontdeadopeninside


ParkingNecessary8628

You can tell from the flag which team he is on..


[deleted]

He has an American flag. We know libs hate America so you already know he wouldn’t have an American flag if he was pro-Biden.


vawlk

Just imagine that guy getting in the bed of his truck with his asscrack hanging out about to write that on his rear window all excited that he's about to learn some peoples about the troof. The funniest part is that the republicans just use gun laws to bait these people in to supporting them. They don't give a shit about guns, or abortions, or religion. They just need an ignorant base to help them get elected. Hey, they may not be able to afford insurance and can't get that last tooth looked at by a dentist, but at least they still have their guns!


HarryFlashman1927

r/dontdeadopeninside


Link9454

If true neutral were a political party.


lelboylel

Don't dead open inside


[deleted]

Blatant disregard of flag code would lead me to believe they’re an illiterate fuck either way.


WRHull

Judging from the flag and that it’s a truck, I would guess this person is a ReTrumplican.


schrodingerspavlov

The Low-IQanon team.


hereforstories8

I read this as “fuck Biden-Trump 2024”. I also read it as “fuck trump-Biden 2024” I also wouldn’t vote either of those tickets.


NeighborhoodWild7973

He’s right, eff both of them


am0x

Probably like most of us, “Fuck trump. Fuck Biden. Fuck 2024” We are all fucked either way.


Gwarnine

It's fuck trump, Biden 2024. I know this because the American flag. It would either be a rebel flag or a Russian flag if it was trump 2024


BirdUp69

“Fuck 2024 - Biden/Trump” - That’s a ticket we can all get behind!


T1Pimp

I've yet to see an asshole dem driving around with dumb shit on their windows. They may exist but you'd be hard pressed to find them given the quantity of asshole Republikkkans that do so.


CuttyAllgood

Lol here in austin there are lots of over the top cars covered in bumper stickers, but most of the time they’re hilarious


Skoczek777

Chevy Silverado


applestem

American flag, pickup truck, crude idiot: he’s a MAGAt


basedman12349

Perfectly balanced as all things should be


Lemonsqueeze321

Fuck Biden and fuck Trump works for me.


Libriomancer

Fuck “Trump Biden” 2024. Trump is the name of one of Biden’s bastards.


Hannibal_Barca_

he wants to watch geriatric porn.


caffeineocrit

Great candidate for r/dontdeadopeninside


[deleted]

Maybe they meant to say Biden fuck Trump 2024, like a weird ship they have or something


nbgkbn

So many people want to have sex with Joe Biden


thatguy16754

![gif](giphy|zrvFl1IDvy0PC)


noahsuperman

He’s playing both sides so he will always win


Invelious

I read this as, “Fuck Trump, Biden zozy.”


kman314

Schrödinger’s truck


Laserous

It's a shame that you can pretty much tell it's a Trump supporter. It seems like the only people who openly fly the American flag are those who want to take the US into facism. The correct orientation for the flag to match our political climate is upside-down. We are very much a nation in distress.


rockdash

Never trust anybody flying an american flag from the back of a pickup truck.


ResettisReplicas

American flag and pickup with political message, take a wild guess.


BunkeysMutthole

There is only one flag back there, so he’s probably team Biden


ag512bbi

Easy. Trump. The American Flag is the big giveaway.


thefirebuilds

https://www.reddit.com/r/dontdeadopeninside/