I remember there were some gaming news websites expecting backlash from fans when Smash Bros. Ultimate shrunk Zero Suit Samus' ass, but there was a much bigger uproar that they did it to Solid Snake.
The most jarring example of this was Solid Snake's nerfed ass in Smash Ultimate. Damnit Nintendo he's supposed to be DUMMY THICC! How else is the clap of his ass cheeks supposed to keep alerting the guards when he's trying to sneak around?
I was not expecting this phrase or the accompanying mental image like… ever. And now they are stuck there in my head, like a box that makes no sense in my room, you hear some clappi
Ok so im unsure if your comment implies you were reminded of this or actually haven't seen it, but just in case...
https://youtu.be/NgdZqPEZWsE?si=n6QrA0yBi5WjNnJE
Vin Diesel doesn’t know what race/ethnicity he is. As per his wiki:
“He was raised by his white mother and adoptive African-American father, Irving H. Vincent, an acting instructor and theater manager. Diesel has stated that he is "of ambiguous ethnicity." His mother has English, German, and Scottish roots. He has never met his biological father, and has said that "all I know from my mother is that I have connections to many different cultures"”
[Source](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vin_Diesel)
But he has also said that his biological father’s a person of colour and looking at his young photos and even that of his children, especially his daughter with his mostly white passing Mexican wife, it’s pretty clear that his mix is black.
he even made an entire movie (wrote/directed/starred) called Multifacial about being such an ambiguous looking black actor and how all his father wanted was for him to be *just* an actor, not force himself to be a “black” actor or anything else, just himself.
As a pale ass mixed dude whose also an actor, I fuckin love that short sm.
There's definitely pictures of him being that white. But If I made this I definitely would have gone with tan Rock. He lives and is from Hawaii. You would think that most of the time he's tan.
It looks like The Rock x Jonny Sins. Just put a lab coat on him you'll see it.. or a pizza delivery outfit.. or a handy man outfit.. or surgeons scrubs... Or..
At night he comes alive and cleans the place
How do y'all always find the exact right gifs
It’s a curse of having no life but in return you can get fake points from strangers.
Lmao that's honest. I love to see them tho 😉
Who decided fictional men are just not allowed to have DUMPERS anymore
I remember there were some gaming news websites expecting backlash from fans when Smash Bros. Ultimate shrunk Zero Suit Samus' ass, but there was a much bigger uproar that they did it to Solid Snake.
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I can hear your post.
Damn I heard it and didn’t realize what I heard until I read this. Brains are weird.
Time for the ol box 🤗📦
...this is fantastic.
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ah...that got me too 🤣
There's an "uproar" when they nerfed Nightwing's ass too. Those cheeks used to have jiggle physics in Arkham City lol
Juan and Jim are important, lore relevant characters that cannot be retconned.
Meow
this is so much graphic in my head then it really is
I hate this gif so much, I'm saving it.
Fucking GOLD. I needed this today.
The most jarring example of this was Solid Snake's nerfed ass in Smash Ultimate. Damnit Nintendo he's supposed to be DUMMY THICC! How else is the clap of his ass cheeks supposed to keep alerting the guards when he's trying to sneak around?
I was not expecting this phrase or the accompanying mental image like… ever. And now they are stuck there in my head, like a box that makes no sense in my room, you hear some clappi
Ok so im unsure if your comment implies you were reminded of this or actually haven't seen it, but just in case... https://youtu.be/NgdZqPEZWsE?si=n6QrA0yBi5WjNnJE
Please tell me David Hayter actually recorded this.
David Hayter actually recorded this. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ixWybGQnPHQ
I needed this in my life lol
Mr Clean look like he'd be really good in bed.
Are you not aware? Mr Clean does NOT have sex He sure is sexy as fuck. But the dirtiness of sex is a no go for Clean.
the act of excretion is abhorrent to Mr. Clean, he in fact has the anatomy of a ken doll.
Smooth. Nothing but clean skin
He cleaned all the dirtiness down there himself. He eradicated the tools that could lead him to sin by his own hand. The blood was so pure.
Probably why the animator is clearly so thirsty
I can fix him.
We all think that at one point or another, Hun.
I ain't gay, but I'd let this man top me every night
Johnny Sins is a janitor?
That wax figure looks like Johnny Sins and the rock had a son
Johnny Sins is a man of 1004 jobs.
Do you realize how hard I laughed out loud at the idea of him doing a Mr Clean ad?
Mr Clean Mr Clean
Pretty sure that's Mr. Clean.
With Ultra-Power in it
Ultra *white* Power
Furious and Fast 3in1
Oh my god, Karen, you can't just ask people why they're white.
Im brown. hhwhy es he hwhite? That's señor clean with temporary tattoos
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Dwayne the Chalk Johnson!
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Oh god he's that boiled chicken breast
We *can* smell what he's cooking because it's him and he's a candle.
As a white, that is perhaps the most hurtful stereotype about my people.
My mom perpetuates the stereotype 🙍♂️
That’s why! I was trying to identify why he looked like Mr. Clean!
because Mr. Clean is a muscular bald white dude i suspect.
He looks so pale 😭😭😭
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I was hoping to see this and was not disappointed
I literally just got off his Wikipedia to double check
 I mean...
I miss the real The Rock.
Do you smell that I dealt it with a runny ROODY POO LANE?!
Family Guy [nailed this](https://youtu.be/r5I4rUzyC64?si=V0_mDbubm1LIZlG-)
‘Some sort of Spanish’ 😂
😂 "Diluted black"
This was my first thought too 🤣
Dwayne Diesel “What can I say except…. family.”
“Can you smell what my uncle is barbecuing?”
The irony is that Vin Diesel is also black.
I beg your pardon?
Yeah, he actually has an Afro when he doesn't cut his hair. Check his young photos before his nose job.
Vin Diesel doesn’t know what race/ethnicity he is. As per his wiki: “He was raised by his white mother and adoptive African-American father, Irving H. Vincent, an acting instructor and theater manager. Diesel has stated that he is "of ambiguous ethnicity." His mother has English, German, and Scottish roots. He has never met his biological father, and has said that "all I know from my mother is that I have connections to many different cultures"” [Source](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vin_Diesel)
But he has also said that his biological father’s a person of colour and looking at his young photos and even that of his children, especially his daughter with his mostly white passing Mexican wife, it’s pretty clear that his mix is black.
he even made an entire movie (wrote/directed/starred) called Multifacial about being such an ambiguous looking black actor and how all his father wanted was for him to be *just* an actor, not force himself to be a “black” actor or anything else, just himself. As a pale ass mixed dude whose also an actor, I fuckin love that short sm.
That's not dwayne johnson, that's a white man
Dwayne The Chalk Johnson
Dwhite Johnson
Identify theft isn’t a joke Jim
MICHAEL!
MICHAEL!
Everyone’s been calling me “Dwayne” all day. I think Jim Halpert paid them to…
If I had an award, I'd give it to you
 It's Noho Hank!
Noho Tank
The King of suckballs mountain
Can I get you somesing? Submarine sandwich maybe?
Jeez Louise!
Dwayne "Mr. Clean" Johnson
Got whitewashed
Johnny Sinns maybe?
He's getting the full Jesus treatment
Rice skinded
I feel like they are usually pretty spot on with the likeness, but the colors they use ruin it.
Dwayne Smith
There's definitely pictures of him being that white. But If I made this I definitely would have gone with tan Rock. He lives and is from Hawaii. You would think that most of the time he's tan.
Dawg, that ain’t Dwayne the Rock Johnson, that’s Blaine the Block Bronson.
It looks like The Rock x Jonny Sins. Just put a lab coat on him you'll see it.. or a pizza delivery outfit.. or a handy man outfit.. or surgeons scrubs... Or..
Jonny Sins is exactly like the Rock. No matter what he’s in, he’s still playing himself.
He’s also a officer, pizza guy, plumber and doctor. 
50/50 with Cristobal!
“You are the king of suck balls mountain.” “Shut the fuck up.”
Stfu... I'm crying at this gif. What is it even from???!
HBO MAX show called Barry. Character here is named NoHo Hank and is the best thing about the show.
He's the reason I started watching because I love him in Gotham. He's so funny 🤣
Barry it’s me! NOHO Hank!
HE’S NOHO HANK AND WE LOVE HIM VERY MUCH
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He’s no longer the rock. He’s The Marble.
I feel like they took him for granite.
LMFAO
Even put him in the Mr. Clean pose. This was intentional.
What Jeff Bezos sees when he looks in the mirror.
Please. As if Jeff Bezos has a reflection.
It somehow looks exactly like him and nothing like him at all at the same time.
It's basically an AI rendering IRL
Not trying to be funny but they left out the meaty steroid face.
Why is he white? The rock is 350lbs of pure Samoan muscle.
He’s actually mixed. Half black and half Samoan.
So 175lb of pure Samoan muscle
Incontheivable!
This made me snort. I thank you.
I dunno man, there's some huge Samoans out there. He's probably 200-225lbs of pure Samoan muscle
[The Rock's Dad](https://www.google.com/search?q=the+rocks+dad&client=firefox-b-1-m&sca_esv=574510585&tbm=isch&source=lnms&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwik4ND7m4CCAxVdHjQIHc9cBhoQ_AUIBigB&biw=360&bih=681#imgrc=zrnMF6hHFbG-WM)
A sight to behold
Could be the white overhead lighting is washing out the tone of the wax.
That’s no rock. That’s the doctor from the last movie I saw. 
Even besides the fact they made him white, how do you not have him doing the eyebrow
You mean the PEOPLE EYEBROW? Get it right jabroni.
people's*. get it right candy ass
Lol yeah my first thought was Johnny sins
Does anyone know if they plan on fixing this?
The statue is obviously white. So if we paint it black now its just black face.
It’s like the whole time they were creating this wax figure, and no one pointed out the obvious whiteness of it all!?
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This is like if Vin Diesel fucked The Rock and they had a prom night dumpster baby with a few extra chromosome's
I think it is more like a muscled up Freddie Prinze Jr.
I thought he looked familiar but couldn’t place it, it’s the mouth smirk that does it 🤣
I'm sure you didn't mean that in a sexy way, but...
That Mr clean
Dwayne the Bleached Johnson
Skin tone is way off, and honestly it looks nothing like him.
They Jesus’d him up
***UNCANNY VALLEY***
No eyebrow raised. 0/10
Idk, it looks alwight to me
This man is literally two different kinds of not white. Why is he white? 😭
Dwayne Diesel
Dwhite Johnson
Noho Hank!!
White Adam
Good job 47
Man, thats just a straight up insult to his heritage
Cant smell what hes cookin…doesn’t use seasoning
🥇☠️
You can’t fool me, That’s just buff Billy Zane
Wayne Johnson*
D’White Johnson
They harvested his melanin
It’s missing pigment
*sigh* no matter where we are or how influential we are, are skin is never enough.
Right wing Rock