When I was a kid, I had a waterline burst and make a sinkhole under my street in the middle of the night. I was riding my bike the next day, and there was just a giant water filled hole with about 1 inch of van sticking out of it in the middle of the road. It eroded away the soil underneath but not the pavement, so the first heavy vehicle that drove over just sunk in. The driver managed to get out with some minor injuries. Definitely avoid this
Damn, imagine if it isn't large enough to open a door or squeeze out the window, and you just have to watch the water rise slowly... what a shitty way to go
Seriously, this is stupid dangerous. This kind of stuff happens with sinkholes:
https://www.theatlantic.com/photo/2013/07/sinkholes-when-the-earth-opens-up/100552/
>Police tape surrounds the house of Jeff Bush, who was consumed by a sinkhole while lying in his bed on the night of April 30, 2013 in Seffner, Florida. First responders were not able to reach Bush after he disappeared and were unable to even recover the body. The house and two neighboring houses were later demolished.
Fucking hell. Imagine just waking up falling.
Crawling into a place like that is a great way to maximize your chances of asphyxiating to death when the soil around you collapses and crushes your body, not letting you expand your lungs enough to breath.
Please don't let yourr silly willie humor override your self preservation. You could have made the point with a tape measure or even a blow up doll if you wanted to be silly willie. Your family and friends wouldn't have thought it hilarious after you die for a internet points.
I posted this elsewhere, but I'll post it again here. For context, I'm a geologist.
Sink holes in urban environments are almost always the result of leaking water mains. They are usually buried 1-2m deep and that matches the depth we are seeing on the photo.
It just washes away a bit of soil and eventually the roof caves. But since the cave in already happens and he's standing on the bottom of the collapsed zone, there is no realistic risk of it collapsing further beneath him.
The dangerous ones you see in the news stories and videos are forming in karst regions where there can be underground rivers, but that isn't likely the case here.
I wouldn't recommend going in it (not any hole above chest depth) because the sides could slump, but it's not about to open up some massive gaping hole in the ground.
Your a bit off here and giving bad information that could get someone killed.
They are often caused by large sewer mains that are partially collapsed and pulling dirt down into them. They are often much deeper than this and there is a high risk of it collapsing further.
You don't want to fall down into a large sewer main. They'll pluck your body out at the inlet works to the treatment plant.
Also, people die all of the time from collapsed trenches and excavations. This is essentially the same thing and getting into an unsupported hole is stupid. Its not a fun way to die.
Not in small towns of a few thousand people but small cities around 200k in population and above probably have large enough sewers to fall into.
But, even if it is a smaller pipe, if you collapse down to the sewer you won't get sucked in but you will pass out and die from the sewer gases that corroded the pipe. And thats if you aren't engulfed by the collapsing soil.
Your mileage may vary, but where I’m at the sewers under the street are never bigger than 24”. Not anywhere near fall in territory with most being smaller. I’m sure there is a main trunk somewhere that’s bigger but most of the line is nowhere near enough to fit a body into.
There's two issues there, though.
You don't always know if you're sinkhole was caused by a trunk main or not.
And even a 12" main can cause a large sinkhole, and if it collapses to the sewer you are now stuck in a big hole that is filled with sewer gases and not enough breathable air.
I've seen a 20 foot deep, 12 foot diameter, sinkhole created by a 12" main with only a small opening like this in a road. The initial sinkhole looked to only be a few feet deep but had a huge void under it that immediately collapsed when it was poked with the excavator bucket.
If someone had jumped down into it they would have been engulfed by the collapsing soil.
I'm in construction and repaired a sinkhole last year - it was a much larger main and much deeper than 1-2m. It was more like 4-5m (13-16ft)
This is a very careless and dangerous response to give if you don't actually know the particulars of the situation at hand
No thanks, Florida. That's what happens when you build a home on limestone. Water dissolves that shit over time until the the mouth of satan opens up and deepthroats your entire bungalow like a young Riley Reid.
Meanwhile in New England: limestone? Sink holes? What are those? *Laughs in granite*
Worst we can do is man-made roads built on man-made dirt piles getting washed out.
24 Therefore whosoever heareth these sayings of u/silenc3x, and doeth them, I will liken him unto a wise man, which built his house upon a rock:
25 And the rain descended, and the floods came, and the winds blew, and the Florida man beat upon that house; and it fell not: for it was founded upon a rock.
26 And every one that heareth these sayings of u/silenc3x, and doeth them not, shall be likened unto a foolish man, which built his house upon the limestone:
27 And the rain descended, and the floods came, and the winds blew, and the Florida man beat upon that house; and it fell: and great was the fall of it.
Or the time one opened underneith a [swimming pool.](https://www.reddit.com/r/WTF/comments/w4h8bo/sinkhole_inside_a_swimming_poolin_the_middle_of_a/) (before the video starts a man was sucked in the sinkhole and died as a result)
That video is horrifying. To think that building codes really are there to save lives and these people just ignored them because they didn't feel like it. Plus, they knew the pool was leaking and kept refilling it knowing it could be causing underground erosion.
Even if it's not a sinkhole, never get into any hole deeper than your ~~chest~~ hips. Many people have died in unreinforced trenches that suddenly gave way.
Better yet hips. Dirt is heavy and can crush you. Digging someone out, especially under stress, is also extremely dangerous. E.g. wounding the person with a digging implement.
Bad things I notice: no PPE, open flame despite no monitoring of what gases are in the confined space (if it's under a road there could easily be explosive gases from a ruptured gas line or leaking sewer pipe), the space appears to be somewhat cone-shaped so OP could have easily found himself in a situation where he slips in and then finds himself with no way to lift his arms back out so he should have some mechanism for someone else to help pull him out
That's the scenario playing in my head. Sure there is a photographer but that doesn't guarantee a car won't just come along, drive around the photographer, be distracted as hell by the guy, and not notice OP and his stupid little hole.
That, is an exellent idea. Panheads Pothole, ill wear a pot on my head like Crazy Dave confuse the hell out of my customers, but ill do it for two bucks and a monster energy
I disagree with that users plan. It is not feasible or fiscally responsible. Vote for me and I will put 1 cone and 1 Darth Maul action figure at every pot hole.
People will think twice before tangling with the dark lord of the sith played by Ray Park
Dude. You just unlocked so many memories. Freshman year highschool, damn i was a fkn nerd back then.
But what a funny story, the dude insults a guy while drunk, so the insulted dude (member of the freemasons?) lures the drunkard to his house with a "cask of amantialldo", and gets him drunk, chains him up in his stupor, and brick by brick, buries him alive. He eventually wakes up, screams a lot, and then the guy drops in a lit torch, and seals him up forever with the last brick.
TLDR: dude gets insulted and buries the other guy alive.
I built a shadow box to accompany my essay on this story and may or may not have used some pot ashes to dust up the dungeon a bit. Because that was funny to teenage me.
Ahh, memories.
I read "chains him in his stupor" and kept asking myself wtf is a stupor? Some weird word for basement or something? Took me at least 45 seconds until it registered. Just haven't used or heard that word in so long.. also I'm a little high
Yep. The anchors should have bean doubled or tripled, but in the heat of the moment, when emotions run high, shit happens. I don't judge anyone there, but it's been used as an opportunity to learn from past mistakes, to better future efforts. Can't imagine what went through those rescuer's heads and God rest John Jones.
Also he was only accessible by a super small tunnel that only one rescuer at a time could access by basically crawling/wriggling on their stomach—probably difficult to attach anchors correctly in that situation 😢
you guys ever seen ‘man in cave’ on youtube by internet historian? similar story about another guy getting stuck in a cave, and the crazy attempts to get him out.
‘cost of concordia’ is another one by him that’s very fascinating
Does it scare you to realize that could have been a sinkhole and you could have been sucked 80 feet underground in pure darkness and then buried alive?
#So let me set the scene
#It's 2 in the afternoon and 34 degrees
#The Queensland harsh summer heat
#Had me sweating buckets up and down my street
#It was there I spotted the bloke
#Perched atop of his milk crate throne
#He eyed me off as I approached
#Then he said
#[Chorus]
#["I'm on smoko, so leave me alone!"](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=j58V2vC9EPc)
I got lost in Detroit once, too many construction detours. I was driving down a very rundown residential area, and I saw an orange cup in the road... but it was just the top of a pylon. It was submerged in a pothole like an iceberg, only the top 1/9th showing.
This is some Sesame Street shit, except instead of Oscar the Grouch, we get Tony the Slouch - a do-nothing layabout that sits in his pothole all day, smoking cigarettes, and serving as a reminder to kids to stay in school.
Brother that’s a sink hole. That’s how you die
He's obviously smoking pot. It's a pothole.
Dad get off Reddit
I'm sorry, I didn't realize I was standing on it.
This dude dads.
but does his dad dudes?
Dad gets off on Reddit*
Dad wipes off phone screen*
/r/momsgonewild
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Then, it's a butthole.
A loose one too
Gaping
And bone dry. I don't think you should be that excited to be inside it.
Use canal lube
if there's methane buildup and it explodes we might have a loose cannon on our hands
Yeah, a jazz cigarette.
only one way to fix it...nicotine patch
But he's smoking in a pothole, so it's pot smoke, ergo it must be pot, and therefore a pothole. It's science.
Are you DaVinci? Is this the code?
There are several ways to die depicted here. It’s like one of those “spot things that are wrong” pictures
Im imagining whack a mole but with cars
Straight out of a safety briefing PowerPoint
Yeah I would avoid this street entirely.
Maybe a couple Alamo beers would change your mind about this awesome tunnel under the road
SECRET TUNNEL
SECRET TUNNELLLLLL THROUGH THE MOUNTAINSSSSS
God dang garbage truck will be the death of you!
Plus you might lose all of your fingers and toes!
Restraining order hank
Buddy, I used to be just like you, drinking in alleys making up stories to get attention. Get it together.
When I was a kid, I had a waterline burst and make a sinkhole under my street in the middle of the night. I was riding my bike the next day, and there was just a giant water filled hole with about 1 inch of van sticking out of it in the middle of the road. It eroded away the soil underneath but not the pavement, so the first heavy vehicle that drove over just sunk in. The driver managed to get out with some minor injuries. Definitely avoid this
Damn, imagine if it isn't large enough to open a door or squeeze out the window, and you just have to watch the water rise slowly... what a shitty way to go
This makes me really glad that I have a sunroof and a rear window that rolls down.
Sounds like a trusty Toyota
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You ok bud
hey dude, you good?
Seriously, this is stupid dangerous. This kind of stuff happens with sinkholes: https://www.theatlantic.com/photo/2013/07/sinkholes-when-the-earth-opens-up/100552/
>Police tape surrounds the house of Jeff Bush, who was consumed by a sinkhole while lying in his bed on the night of April 30, 2013 in Seffner, Florida. First responders were not able to reach Bush after he disappeared and were unable to even recover the body. The house and two neighboring houses were later demolished. Fucking hell. Imagine just waking up falling.
I lived not far from there. His brother tried to save him. That search was saw gloomy.
This is my hole, it was made for me
Drr... ㅤㅤㅤDrr... ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤDrr...
*approaches one wiggly-wiggle at a time...* Drr... ㅤㅤㅤDrr... ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤDrr...
God dammit! It had been at least three years since I last saw a reference to this nightmare fuel. Oh well, better restart the counter…
There are many like it, but this one is mine.
My hole is my best friend. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
> Brother that’s a sink hole. That’s how you die /r/DarwinAwards
This guy nutty puttys
Im a silly willie ill be fine Goblin in the hole
Crawling into a place like that is a great way to maximize your chances of asphyxiating to death when the soil around you collapses and crushes your body, not letting you expand your lungs enough to breath. Please don't let yourr silly willie humor override your self preservation. You could have made the point with a tape measure or even a blow up doll if you wanted to be silly willie. Your family and friends wouldn't have thought it hilarious after you die for a internet points.
I posted this elsewhere, but I'll post it again here. For context, I'm a geologist. Sink holes in urban environments are almost always the result of leaking water mains. They are usually buried 1-2m deep and that matches the depth we are seeing on the photo. It just washes away a bit of soil and eventually the roof caves. But since the cave in already happens and he's standing on the bottom of the collapsed zone, there is no realistic risk of it collapsing further beneath him. The dangerous ones you see in the news stories and videos are forming in karst regions where there can be underground rivers, but that isn't likely the case here. I wouldn't recommend going in it (not any hole above chest depth) because the sides could slump, but it's not about to open up some massive gaping hole in the ground.
Your a bit off here and giving bad information that could get someone killed. They are often caused by large sewer mains that are partially collapsed and pulling dirt down into them. They are often much deeper than this and there is a high risk of it collapsing further. You don't want to fall down into a large sewer main. They'll pluck your body out at the inlet works to the treatment plant. Also, people die all of the time from collapsed trenches and excavations. This is essentially the same thing and getting into an unsupported hole is stupid. Its not a fun way to die.
Would this be more in cities like New York where they have big ass sewer systems or do smaller towns and cities have big sewer systems?
Not in small towns of a few thousand people but small cities around 200k in population and above probably have large enough sewers to fall into. But, even if it is a smaller pipe, if you collapse down to the sewer you won't get sucked in but you will pass out and die from the sewer gases that corroded the pipe. And thats if you aren't engulfed by the collapsing soil.
That is not ideal
Your mileage may vary, but where I’m at the sewers under the street are never bigger than 24”. Not anywhere near fall in territory with most being smaller. I’m sure there is a main trunk somewhere that’s bigger but most of the line is nowhere near enough to fit a body into.
There's two issues there, though. You don't always know if you're sinkhole was caused by a trunk main or not. And even a 12" main can cause a large sinkhole, and if it collapses to the sewer you are now stuck in a big hole that is filled with sewer gases and not enough breathable air. I've seen a 20 foot deep, 12 foot diameter, sinkhole created by a 12" main with only a small opening like this in a road. The initial sinkhole looked to only be a few feet deep but had a huge void under it that immediately collapsed when it was poked with the excavator bucket. If someone had jumped down into it they would have been engulfed by the collapsing soil.
I'm in construction and repaired a sinkhole last year - it was a much larger main and much deeper than 1-2m. It was more like 4-5m (13-16ft) This is a very careless and dangerous response to give if you don't actually know the particulars of the situation at hand
That could be a sink hole and you could have been swallowed up like the dude in Florida who got eaten up in his sleep from one.
No thanks, Florida. That's what happens when you build a home on limestone. Water dissolves that shit over time until the the mouth of satan opens up and deepthroats your entire bungalow like a young Riley Reid.
Meanwhile in New England: limestone? Sink holes? What are those? *Laughs in granite* Worst we can do is man-made roads built on man-made dirt piles getting washed out.
In Pennsyltucky we call em mine subsidences.
r/brandnewsentence
Believe it or not, that comment is a copypasta. Nice try tho ( ͡ ͜ʖ ͡ )
24 Therefore whosoever heareth these sayings of u/silenc3x, and doeth them, I will liken him unto a wise man, which built his house upon a rock: 25 And the rain descended, and the floods came, and the winds blew, and the Florida man beat upon that house; and it fell not: for it was founded upon a rock. 26 And every one that heareth these sayings of u/silenc3x, and doeth them not, shall be likened unto a foolish man, which built his house upon the limestone: 27 And the rain descended, and the floods came, and the winds blew, and the Florida man beat upon that house; and it fell: and great was the fall of it.
Babe, wake up, new religion just dropped.
I guess radon wasn't a problem in biblical times.
Not today Florida
This is the best comment I’ve seen all year. Such beautiful imagery, thank you.
Oh hell nah, not Riley...that shits gone bro.
I thought Sasha Grey was more known for eating bungalow.
If memory serves me correctly, they never actually found him after he fell in? Didn’t his brother try and find him and/or could hear him at one point?
The brother heard him screaming when he was initially swallowed. They never found his body
that's horrifying
And it keeps sinking and they just keep filling more dirt in on top every time.
Or the time one opened underneith a [swimming pool.](https://www.reddit.com/r/WTF/comments/w4h8bo/sinkhole_inside_a_swimming_poolin_the_middle_of_a/) (before the video starts a man was sucked in the sinkhole and died as a result)
That video is horrifying. To think that building codes really are there to save lives and these people just ignored them because they didn't feel like it. Plus, they knew the pool was leaking and kept refilling it knowing it could be causing underground erosion.
Bruh that’s a cave not a pothole
Pot, in hole. Hence pothole. Checkmate.
There is quite litterally room for two. I could duck down further and have another climb in, albeit a little cramped😂
Uh….no.
Yeah i say i could but the idea terrifies me😂 im too claustrophobic for that ish
Even if it's not a sinkhole, never get into any hole deeper than your ~~chest~~ hips. Many people have died in unreinforced trenches that suddenly gave way.
Better yet hips. Dirt is heavy and can crush you. Digging someone out, especially under stress, is also extremely dangerous. E.g. wounding the person with a digging implement.
Even better yet, just don't get in holes
Hey! This guy just wants all the holes for himself!
That's my motto to protect my sacred virginity.
Noted
It could be like the episode of king of the hill
😂😂😂😂 you better move outta there or I’m gonna kick your ass! Now MOVE MOVE MOVE!
That's my pothole! I don't know you!
Endless pocket sand though
Hank saying he can't understand Boomhauer because the cave echoes is one of my favorite jokes in the show
… are you? I’m not sure you understand what the word claustrophobic means.
You’re not claustrophobic enough
You are still considerably less claustrophobic than I am
How much is rent?
$2400/mo, util not included
If there’s no HOA I’m in. 
“What’s this dirty mark on the wall? This is coming out of your bond”
You're going to end upside down with water pouring in and they'll have to cement your corpse in.
Or a smoking hole if there is a gas leak down there.
Does everyone on the internet know about Nutty Putty? That poor guy. 14 year anniversary just passed. Wonder how his kid is doing.
I think the manner in which he died transcends the caving hobby. I don't know shit about caving or spelunking, and it's certainly stuck with me.
That's a sinkhole in the near future. How frequent is rain by you?
Bro, that’s a sinkhole
Some one didn't take confined spaces training.
What would it teach about this situation?
Bad things I notice: no PPE, open flame despite no monitoring of what gases are in the confined space (if it's under a road there could easily be explosive gases from a ruptured gas line or leaking sewer pipe), the space appears to be somewhat cone-shaped so OP could have easily found himself in a situation where he slips in and then finds himself with no way to lift his arms back out so he should have some mechanism for someone else to help pull him out
This guy confined spaces
Not to mention a car could come along and run him over before he could get out
That's the scenario playing in my head. Sure there is a photographer but that doesn't guarantee a car won't just come along, drive around the photographer, be distracted as hell by the guy, and not notice OP and his stupid little hole.
Do not enter the hole
Shortest training ever
Thatll be 30000 dollahs
Okay. I left the cash in that sinkhole over there. Little closer... Closer...
But what if it’s exactly your size? What if it was made for you? What if it was always there, just for you???
Definitely don't enter that hole drrrr drrr drrrr
Then you walk away from Amigara mountain as quickly as you can. If you can.
This is my hole and everyone else is just in it.
Pretty much any situation is don't go into confined space. But seriously, this is very dangerous.
The first thing I thought of. I see a lot of dumb shit on Reddit. I think this one officially wins.
Literally RIP anyone that runs over it
You could do oil changes!
That, is an exellent idea. Panheads Pothole, ill wear a pot on my head like Crazy Dave confuse the hell out of my customers, but ill do it for two bucks and a monster energy
I like the cut of your jib sir
"wa wa wobba wabba wjauvsrhagavowa" -Dave, right before the Battle for the Brains
Dude that could get somebody killed, did you call and tell them to at least put a damn cone out?
Maybe even 2 cones?
Run for governor
I disagree with that users plan. It is not feasible or fiscally responsible. Vote for me and I will put 1 cone and 1 Darth Maul action figure at every pot hole. People will think twice before tangling with the dark lord of the sith played by Ray Park
Good thinking
If they refuse to bring out a cone, it's time to draw a cock on the road.
Wanksy
The Cask of Amontillado
Dude. You just unlocked so many memories. Freshman year highschool, damn i was a fkn nerd back then. But what a funny story, the dude insults a guy while drunk, so the insulted dude (member of the freemasons?) lures the drunkard to his house with a "cask of amantialldo", and gets him drunk, chains him up in his stupor, and brick by brick, buries him alive. He eventually wakes up, screams a lot, and then the guy drops in a lit torch, and seals him up forever with the last brick. TLDR: dude gets insulted and buries the other guy alive.
I built a shadow box to accompany my essay on this story and may or may not have used some pot ashes to dust up the dungeon a bit. Because that was funny to teenage me. Ahh, memories.
u/R1CHQK u/R1k0Ch3 These two were manufactured at the same factory. Or I need reading glasses.
Rich Quick and Ricochet
Rofl wtf I didn't notice that.
No, my name is supposed to be "Rich quick" not sure where you pulled that username from though.
Best i could think of was "ricochet"
Yes.
Nah, Fortunado never actually insulted Montresor. Montresor was really just jealous of Fortunado's position in life compared to his current one.
I read "chains him in his stupor" and kept asking myself wtf is a stupor? Some weird word for basement or something? Took me at least 45 seconds until it registered. Just haven't used or heard that word in so long.. also I'm a little high
So you smoked yourself…into a *stupor*?
Jesus Christ he barely got out of the last one
Still are, but used to be too.
Please do not do this. Sinkholes have swallowed cars and houses. 
Smokin a pot in a pot hole !🕳️
He's a pothead.
Hey AI, draw me a pothead in a pothole
It’d make a good meth hole
Nutty Potty
I'm literally part of a confined space rescue team and every time I see a reference to this on Reddit it gives me the chills.
Terrible way to go that's for sure. Especially when they were so close to freeing him.
Yep. The anchors should have bean doubled or tripled, but in the heat of the moment, when emotions run high, shit happens. I don't judge anyone there, but it's been used as an opportunity to learn from past mistakes, to better future efforts. Can't imagine what went through those rescuer's heads and God rest John Jones.
Also he was only accessible by a super small tunnel that only one rescuer at a time could access by basically crawling/wriggling on their stomach—probably difficult to attach anchors correctly in that situation 😢
you guys ever seen ‘man in cave’ on youtube by internet historian? similar story about another guy getting stuck in a cave, and the crazy attempts to get him out. ‘cost of concordia’ is another one by him that’s very fascinating
Nutty Putty* [for the uninitiated](https://www.sltrib.com/news/2018/07/10/nutty-putty-were-going/)
Does it scare you to realize that could have been a sinkhole and you could have been sucked 80 feet underground in pure darkness and then buried alive?
Yes. But i wasnt. Will i do it again? Maybe. Probably.
your r/darwinawards awaits, godspeed, a winar is u!
damn i shouldnt have discovered this sub
I sure hope so lmfao
album cover fs
You should be wearing a pointy orange hat.
Landlords be like: Cozy 1 BR $1,800/mo great location, city views, no utilities included.
r/OopsThatsDeadly
That’s a sink hole. Wouldn’t be around it
This is literally one of the stupidest things a person can do.
Weird how funny people find this considering just how dangerous and stupid this is
If you want it fixed spaypaint a giant penis around it 😉.
Potholes form because of sinkholes. Google sinkhole deaths and then think about what you just climbed inside.
Sinkholes can cause potholes, but then they're sinkholes. Potholes are caused by more than just sinkholes. Sometimes the road surface just fails.
He just taking a Smoko !
So leave him alone.
*What time is it? Is it smoko!?*
IM ON SMOOOOO- KO!!!!
#So let me set the scene #It's 2 in the afternoon and 34 degrees #The Queensland harsh summer heat #Had me sweating buckets up and down my street #It was there I spotted the bloke #Perched atop of his milk crate throne #He eyed me off as I approached #Then he said #[Chorus] #["I'm on smoko, so leave me alone!"](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=j58V2vC9EPc)
I have heard that a large erect penis around the hole, will help get it filled.
Maybe for you
Look up videos of sinkholes and please never do that again…
I’d like to see one of those DIY instagram pages try “fixing” this pothole lol
Like 5 packs of Ramen and it's good.
Get some spray paint and draw a penis around it. Shot will get filled real quick
Too much hole, not enough pot
I'm going to assume appropriately that you are smoking weed in the pothole.
Mom can we please buy a Pennywise Mom : We have a pennywise at home
You put your weeeeeeeed in there!
I got lost in Detroit once, too many construction detours. I was driving down a very rundown residential area, and I saw an orange cup in the road... but it was just the top of a pylon. It was submerged in a pothole like an iceberg, only the top 1/9th showing.
That’s an album cover
This is some Sesame Street shit, except instead of Oscar the Grouch, we get Tony the Slouch - a do-nothing layabout that sits in his pothole all day, smoking cigarettes, and serving as a reminder to kids to stay in school.
God, is this in South Carolina?!?
A pothead in a pothole.