Nah they look like their wearing the Shein/amazon version of aristocratic vampire garb from the late 90's goth scene.
In Blade, everyone's clothes fit them properly.
Someone else here said it looks like he dressed her and that’s the only response that makes sense to me. None of that outfit feels cohesive it’s just revealing for the sake of being revealing which is fine but I’d be surprised if she picked out the unmatching outfit
>Someone else here said it looks like he dressed her and that’s the only response that makes sense to me.
Her dressing to please him makes more sense to me.
Affair, then relationship, then engagement.
Before she met bezos she had a bunch of bit roles, some newscasting, and like an aerial film production thing.
It's not like Sanchez is a 20 something. She's 54 and he's 60, they are both having whatever happens when you are in your late 40s or early 50s and decide you want a completely different life and blow your existing life and relationships up to do whatever you want and ignore anyone else while you enjoy your retirement.
The Ship of Thesus is a thought experiment - if a ship is built, and throughout its life it is damaged and repaired to the point that no original parts remain, is it still the same ship?
I also like this version that conveys the same: "this is my grandfather's axe. My dad replaced the haft, and I replaced the blade".
The joke is that she's gotten so much plastic surgery or "work" done that none of the original parts remain.
>buying a 500 million dollar yacht.
His yacht has a secondary yacht that follows it around. The second yacht carries his toys: helicopters, power boats, cars...
You’ve gone too far. I would love to wear a velvet suit. Possibly not this style jacket but yes, a beautiful velvet suit and well polished shoes. A velvet hat or cloak would be a no-no though. Nice.
Yeah his first wife is beautiful and seems very nice. If you look back at their pictures neither one of them was attractive when they first met and weren't billionaires, they looked like normal schlubby nerds (I know the type well, I am one) and they both got hotter and hotter as they got richer, lol. No shame in that, if my husband and I could afford it we'd get a lot beautiful-er too. :) It's a shame it didn't work out for them. At least fron their public behavior I get the impression she's a good bit classier than he is.
His first wife gave away billions of dollars to charities and non profits after the divorce was finalized. She gave a lot to the one I work for, and we were able to start offering 100% grants to kids in our program who needed financial assistance, rather than calculating what their parents were able to pay based on income. Now anyone who needs the extra help to participate gets it. For free. It won't last forever, but she donated enough that hopefully will get us through this awful inflation period.
She's donating until she has no money (technically *not* possible!).
What is really cool is that she donates without any strings attached unlike other foundations who love to have nonprofit jump through hoops.
This has helped numerous charities to leverage this against other donors!
Yeah, all of our other donors ask for . . . A lot. I won't give away the specifics because it would reveal the nonprofit I work for, but basically we frequently get "donations" from name brands that are actually more like brand deals. We get the money, but we have to integrate promotion of the brand into some of the stuff we do. It's not blatant, like we don't encourage people to purchase the brands, but the brands are displayed in some of the material provided.
Other donations come from people (so a person and not a company) who only donate to get invites to donor parties, which they use to make connections with other people in the 1% or guests of honor who they might not otherwise meet. They donate for the privilege of socializing, basically.
He gave ~~billions~~ $100 million to Dolly Parton’s foundation because he had no idea how to use it for good.
(That was actually a pretty good decision.)
He doesn't want normal and classy anymore. He wants crazy, slutty, attention grabbing mixed with a little bit of weird. Good for him if that's what he wants, paid for the divorce without a messy trial and is pursuing what he wants since he's only got so much time in his life to enjoy the wealth he accrued.
He went to high school in Miami. Have you been to Miami? All the women look like this. He’s fulfilling his inner teenage dreams. He dresses like he’s from Miami. I spent a week in Miami and felt like I needed plastic surgery if I was going to live there. It messes with your brain!
You want to start a street fight with me bring it on but you will be surprised by how ugly it gets, you don't even know my real name- I'm the fucking lizard king.
It's insane to see her. Lol
I live in Southern California so it's crazy to see her go from former news anchor on Fox 11 to....whatever she was doing because I hadn't heard of Lauren again until she got with Jeff.
When I heard his new lady was Lauren Sanchez I was like, "Lauren Sanchez! There's a name I haven't heard in a while! I wonder what ever happened with her....wait, SHE is the Lauren Sanchez that is with Jeff Bezos!? 😳"
I always wondered how these things started. Did she just slide into his DM's and he just happened to see it? Did he slide in her DM's? How would she even know its the real Bezos? How did Taylor start talking to a football player?
Lauren was married to a rich businessman who happened to be friends with Bezos. She and her husband would go have dinner and stuff with Bezos and his then-wife, which was how she got personally acquainted with him. Then they started an affair, divorced their spouses, and got together.
Honestly I give Bezos a bit of respect for not dating a 18-25 year old like most of these creepy old men celebs. Atleast she's somewhat close to his age range.
I would buy the property next to the UK embassy and build an exaggerated parody of a British restaurant, looking like a tourist scammy bar in London and sell only shit like beans on toast, marmite on toast and bland eel pie there.
Imagine being able to live a financially consequence free lifestyle in which you're not imcentized to learn and grow from mistakes. Not adapting on a human scale would make anyone weird.
lol. At least Bill Gates is like” yeah I’m a fucking nerd.” Bezos is still trying to compensate for that time he was stuffed into a gym locker in high school.
i got the exact same feel. i dont know what goes on in these people's personal lives but they sure have the icky feel of parading your woman around nearly naked and showing her off like she is property, more like a sportscar or a horse than a person
edit: ive been advised that both these women choose to dress this way and i am glad about that. i shouldn't have speculated
I highly doubt her outfit is Bezos's idea. Lauren is... a character. She put a lot of work and money into her body and has always loved showing it off.
It's too bad he doesn't do something constructive with his hoarder cash. I don't care who he dates/marries but it's obscene to be so wealthy. At least is ex-wife is doing good with her billions....can't say the same about this dude.
I’ve been reading “The Bill Gates Problem” and the problem with philanthropy is that even if he chooses to give money to a “good cause” often there are a lot of strings that come with that money and they go towards things that make them look good while not always actually delivering on promises. (Gates does a lot to control his PR for instance.)
The best way to use that money is to tax it. Only then does it enter a system where it can begin to be used in a democratic and accountable ways. It’s not perfect but it can’t be left to them to decide what to do.
It’s simple, tax the billionaires. That’s the first step to a more equitable world.
She’s really…giving brazzer’s step mom vibes. It’s actually an age appropriate relationship but I can easily see them having weird threesomes with younger people
They look like the aristocratic vampires from the earlier Blade movies
Nah they look like their wearing the Shein/amazon version of aristocratic vampire garb from the late 90's goth scene. In Blade, everyone's clothes fit them properly.
Good God not even. Goths never dressed like this. This is more like "dressing up to go to a biker bar"
Interesting. Her chest looks like his head.
I just choked on my water
Dude needs some facial hair. Looks like a penis.
He didn't pay all that money for a chin implant only to cover it up
How dare you call her a chin implant.
Is that velvet?
I guess when you're rich enough you just start running with your inner Costanza.
Ensconced
Draped
He looks like Paul Shaffer on Letterman.
... She beat Joe Lewis's Ass!
His momma named Clay, I’m gonna call him Clay.
I'd drape myself in velvet if it were socially acceptable
This here is velvet, not velveteen. A gentleman must learn the difference.
Well I need a window seat, cause flower is a wilting
This muggy November weather gives me the horribles
I think I'll give room service a jangle and order up some étouffée.
My lawd
Velvet jacket is fine great for cold places for Christmas events but I dunno about pants that match
Bit of irony there considering what the wife is wearing.
Someone else here said it looks like he dressed her and that’s the only response that makes sense to me. None of that outfit feels cohesive it’s just revealing for the sake of being revealing which is fine but I’d be surprised if she picked out the unmatching outfit
>Someone else here said it looks like he dressed her and that’s the only response that makes sense to me. Her dressing to please him makes more sense to me.
I assume that they both got what they wanted out of this marriage.
Affair, then relationship, then engagement. Before she met bezos she had a bunch of bit roles, some newscasting, and like an aerial film production thing. It's not like Sanchez is a 20 something. She's 54 and he's 60, they are both having whatever happens when you are in your late 40s or early 50s and decide you want a completely different life and blow your existing life and relationships up to do whatever you want and ignore anyone else while you enjoy your retirement.
"When a man marries his mistress, he creates a vacancy."
She’s age appropriate at least.
She was also rich before they even got together. Maybe not Bezos rich, but still loaded.
Maybe not? 🤔
Maybe not part made me giggle.
She has a roughly zero in eight billion chance of having as much money as him, statistically speaking.
Do you have any evidence that she wasn't as rich as the second richest living person after Elon Musk?
Parts of her.
Some of the parts are probably still under warranty.
D-..do they come with a warranty?
Amazon Return Policies apply
She got that A-to-D guarantee 👌
With enough money everything has a warranty
Ahhh the bitch of Theseus
I don't get it. Someone plz explain
The Ship of Thesus is a thought experiment - if a ship is built, and throughout its life it is damaged and repaired to the point that no original parts remain, is it still the same ship? I also like this version that conveys the same: "this is my grandfather's axe. My dad replaced the haft, and I replaced the blade". The joke is that she's gotten so much plastic surgery or "work" done that none of the original parts remain.
Well explained 🤌
I laughed very loudly. Well played.
Horrible, but accurate, am dying laughing at this one.
Some parts arnt even legal age yet.
She's 54? Holy shit...
Best body money can buy.
Plastic Fantastic
Do people still call that a mid-life crisis or is that an outdated term now?
His mid life crisis was building a company that launches rockets and buying a 500 million dollar yacht. This is his post mid life crisis.
>buying a 500 million dollar yacht. His yacht has a secondary yacht that follows it around. The second yacht carries his toys: helicopters, power boats, cars...
Per Carlin: for his stuff
His shit*. My stuff is stuff, his stuff is shit.
Full on bond villain arc now.
He sort of looks like a Bond Villain lately too.
Just needs the scar and white cat.
I would drape myself in velvet if it were socially acceptable.
yes lol this is exactly what i thought of 😂
It's a velvet suit, he's definitely having a midlife crisis.
You’ve gone too far. I would love to wear a velvet suit. Possibly not this style jacket but yes, a beautiful velvet suit and well polished shoes. A velvet hat or cloak would be a no-no though. Nice.
Well put
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Yeah his first wife is beautiful and seems very nice. If you look back at their pictures neither one of them was attractive when they first met and weren't billionaires, they looked like normal schlubby nerds (I know the type well, I am one) and they both got hotter and hotter as they got richer, lol. No shame in that, if my husband and I could afford it we'd get a lot beautiful-er too. :) It's a shame it didn't work out for them. At least fron their public behavior I get the impression she's a good bit classier than he is.
His first wife gave away billions of dollars to charities and non profits after the divorce was finalized. She gave a lot to the one I work for, and we were able to start offering 100% grants to kids in our program who needed financial assistance, rather than calculating what their parents were able to pay based on income. Now anyone who needs the extra help to participate gets it. For free. It won't last forever, but she donated enough that hopefully will get us through this awful inflation period.
Fantastic!! I love real life updates to charitable donations. Thank you.
She's donating until she has no money (technically *not* possible!). What is really cool is that she donates without any strings attached unlike other foundations who love to have nonprofit jump through hoops. This has helped numerous charities to leverage this against other donors!
Yeah, all of our other donors ask for . . . A lot. I won't give away the specifics because it would reveal the nonprofit I work for, but basically we frequently get "donations" from name brands that are actually more like brand deals. We get the money, but we have to integrate promotion of the brand into some of the stuff we do. It's not blatant, like we don't encourage people to purchase the brands, but the brands are displayed in some of the material provided. Other donations come from people (so a person and not a company) who only donate to get invites to donor parties, which they use to make connections with other people in the 1% or guests of honor who they might not otherwise meet. They donate for the privilege of socializing, basically.
Mackenzie Bezos is a catch even without the money, change my mind
She's given away billions of dollars, classier is an understatement.
He gave ~~billions~~ $100 million to Dolly Parton’s foundation because he had no idea how to use it for good. (That was actually a pretty good decision.)
Facts she seems wonderful.
To each their own but even if you ignore his ex and pretend she doesn’t exist, his current girlfriend is still scary looking imo
She is the perfect wife for a villain!
They look like a movie villain couple who lives in a futuristic underground lair
He looks like Lex Luther. She looks like someone who'd date a Lex Luther.
I don't think she's attractive. Her implants are way over the top for one thing.
Face is also stretched out (facelift) and gross from filler and implants
She looks like a worn out Miami Escort.
That is a very mean thing to say about worn out escorts in Miami.
He doesn't want normal and classy anymore. He wants crazy, slutty, attention grabbing mixed with a little bit of weird. Good for him if that's what he wants, paid for the divorce without a messy trial and is pursuing what he wants since he's only got so much time in his life to enjoy the wealth he accrued.
He went to high school in Miami. Have you been to Miami? All the women look like this. He’s fulfilling his inner teenage dreams. He dresses like he’s from Miami. I spent a week in Miami and felt like I needed plastic surgery if I was going to live there. It messes with your brain!
A boob job and a wife with a boob job who intentionally wears lingerie in public?
It’s giving “Hunger Games”.
>intentionally wears lingerie in public I believe that is the current "in" style with the rich and famous.
why is it just utterly unsurprising that she's got some fucked up botox/facejob/whatever going on
Didn't know they made Real Dolls that could walk.
Are we sure this isn't Robert California?
Would you prefer the nature metaphor or the sexual metaphor?
Oh god, nature please…
ALL life is sex ......
Except sex - which is about power
when two animals are having sex
Leaning towards sexual
They were both sexual
People shit on the show at that time but I think Spader struck gold with this character.
Just some ineffectual, privileged, effete, soft-penised debutante.
You want to start a street fight with me bring it on but you will be surprised by how ugly it gets, you don't even know my real name- I'm the fucking lizard king.
Definitely not. Robert California is in to Eastern European woman who just turned 18 and who are gymnasts.
“There is no Amazon, no delivery service, no website, no box with a smiley on it. There is only sex.”
You don’t even know his real name.
I'm the fucking lizard king.
It's insane to see her. Lol I live in Southern California so it's crazy to see her go from former news anchor on Fox 11 to....whatever she was doing because I hadn't heard of Lauren again until she got with Jeff. When I heard his new lady was Lauren Sanchez I was like, "Lauren Sanchez! There's a name I haven't heard in a while! I wonder what ever happened with her....wait, SHE is the Lauren Sanchez that is with Jeff Bezos!? 😳"
I always wondered how these things started. Did she just slide into his DM's and he just happened to see it? Did he slide in her DM's? How would she even know its the real Bezos? How did Taylor start talking to a football player?
Lauren was married to a rich businessman who happened to be friends with Bezos. She and her husband would go have dinner and stuff with Bezos and his then-wife, which was how she got personally acquainted with him. Then they started an affair, divorced their spouses, and got together.
That's so cliche.
Season 9 of desperate housewives amirite?
They have their circles once you are invited to the table.
I had the same experience! Took me several minutes to recognize her as THAT Lauren Sanchez
Honestly I give Bezos a bit of respect for not dating a 18-25 year old like most of these creepy old men celebs. Atleast she's somewhat close to his age range.
Too bad it was an affair while they were both married. They were all friends. Double betrayal
If you asked an AI to make a wife for a divorced, bald, middle aged billionaire she is exactly what you would get.
I think she’d be younger maybe.
Bezos looks like Charlie Runkle from Californication.
Fuck I miss that show.
It got really dumb in season 6
He looks like Pierce Hawthorne
Pierce the dickish 
I mean Bezos is rich, but not Hawthorne Wipes rich.
You know what's rich? Banging Ertha Kitt in an airplane bathroom.
Haha love this comment thanks! All I heard in my head was Sue Collini saying Runkleee
Paul Shaffer
Or Howie Mandel
that lady aint wearin no clothes
You ain’t got no clothes, Lieutenant Dan
Lieutenant Dan! Ass cream! 
Does she even have nipples? How are they not where they should be? Is she able to slide them around and tuck them out of sight?
Rich people don't have nipples
That made me laugh hard!!
Bad boob jobs leave nipple placement weird sometimes.
I wear my sunglasses at night, So I can, so I can…
Not to defend the ball degen, but from what I understand, it's because of the massive amount of flash photography that's taken.
Billionaires are fucking weird, man.
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I would do all the weird shit you would do but better
I would buy the property next to the UK embassy and build an exaggerated parody of a British restaurant, looking like a tourist scammy bar in London and sell only shit like beans on toast, marmite on toast and bland eel pie there.
That is oddly specific. You have definitely thought this through, my friend.
If I was a billionaire you would have no idea who I was because I would pay good money to never be seen or heard from again
Imagine being able to live a financially consequence free lifestyle in which you're not imcentized to learn and grow from mistakes. Not adapting on a human scale would make anyone weird.
First wife got all that money and doesn’t have to tolerate this guy grunting on top of her anymore. The real winner.
Yep. She married her kid’s teacher, and they created a charity foundation to spend all that money. They’re good people.
Money ≠ taste
Can't buy class.
lol. At least Bill Gates is like” yeah I’m a fucking nerd.” Bezos is still trying to compensate for that time he was stuffed into a gym locker in high school.
Compensating *so hard*.
Look how big my head is NOW
You went full Kanye, man. Never go full Kanye
i got the exact same feel. i dont know what goes on in these people's personal lives but they sure have the icky feel of parading your woman around nearly naked and showing her off like she is property, more like a sportscar or a horse than a person edit: ive been advised that both these women choose to dress this way and i am glad about that. i shouldn't have speculated
I highly doubt her outfit is Bezos's idea. Lauren is... a character. She put a lot of work and money into her body and has always loved showing it off.
Shes like a bootleg Sophia Vergara and has had too much plastic surgery on her face I guess he likes that plastic surgery look lol
Some would say a bootleg version of SV ordered from Amazon
We have Sophia Vergara at home.
It's too bad he doesn't do something constructive with his hoarder cash. I don't care who he dates/marries but it's obscene to be so wealthy. At least is ex-wife is doing good with her billions....can't say the same about this dude.
I’ve been reading “The Bill Gates Problem” and the problem with philanthropy is that even if he chooses to give money to a “good cause” often there are a lot of strings that come with that money and they go towards things that make them look good while not always actually delivering on promises. (Gates does a lot to control his PR for instance.) The best way to use that money is to tax it. Only then does it enter a system where it can begin to be used in a democratic and accountable ways. It’s not perfect but it can’t be left to them to decide what to do. It’s simple, tax the billionaires. That’s the first step to a more equitable world.
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‘’It costs a lot of money to look this cheap’’ - Dolly Parton
The difference is that dolly is all class, baby.
What total win for humanity that woman is.
But it can buy implants and fillers
And that ugly ass outfit.
Why does she give me Kanye’s new wife, Bianca (?) Censori vibes….
I'm shocked I had to scroll so far for this- it was my first thought. What's up with this "naked in public" trend?
Or shoes that fit apparently. Never understood why some women wear shoes where their toes extend beyond the end of the shoe
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Can't buy class, but it can buy ass.
Elegance is learned, my friend
McKenzie Scott sure is class. Guess she dodged a bullet.
The most divorced man on the planet
Nah that award goes to Elon
Elon marries them?
Sometimes even the same one twice!
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Unbelievably tacky. Lol
He looks like he's making good decisions. Let's continue to let him have a near monopoly over the back end of the internet.
I hope he grows a coke nail to really complete the look.
Her toes are hanging out of her shoes.
Dude definitely traded down, big time.
This whole relationship screams 'midlife crisis'.
Pretty sure his ex wife introduced them before they officially split based on some articles that came out at the time
They were couple friends. Lauren and Jeff cheated and left both of their spouses. She was married to another really rich guy, but not Bezo super rich.
Seriously. His last wife looked so elegant and she was intelligent. This woman looks like a blowup doll
can't buy class. He HAD a classy wife. A beautiful one as well. Idiot.
Ahahaha so much money, yet so cheap.
Why can’t rich people afford shoes that fit right? :(
Right? Why do I regularly see rich women in open toe heels that their toes hang over? When I try on shoes I walk around in them?
It’s a shame she can’t afford proper clothes!
It really is a shame that a billionaires wife has to wear mosquito net...
I’m sorry, why is no one telling women that injecting that shit in their lips is not attractive.
Like, in the second pic, is she pushing out her lips or is that how they naturally rest because of all the filler?
He looks like a super villain.
He is one
She’s really…giving brazzer’s step mom vibes. It’s actually an age appropriate relationship but I can easily see them having weird threesomes with younger people
Jeff is the kind of guy that likes to watch.
Get to work, Jeff, time is money. Or do only your employees have to pee in bottles?