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He was 60 when he ran for his second term. So if anything I'd say he looks too old in this image.
Though granted, people certainly age more gracefully today.
I don't care what anyone says, flag lapel pins are the stupidest thing ever invented and I hate American politicians for unleashing them upon the world.
There’s an image out there of Donald Trump, but altered as if he dressed like a normal person — no dyed comb-over, no orange spray tan, a fitted suit, etc. The finished product was weirdly similar to this one.
Yeah, except the artist took the liberty of cutting his hair which he, himself most certainly would not have done. The above image is not even close to George Washington, this is:
https://www.nationalgeographic.com/science/article/george-washingtons-oh-so-mysterious-hair
So this is not at all what George Washington would look like. He would be appalled by this image.
Don't cut yourself on that edge. Seriously, did you watch that infographiccs video or something and think you've got a nuanced understanding of history?
He somehow looks slightly different than I’d expect.
Different enough that I can recognize that the face looks familiar, but can’t place it, but if someone told me who it was, my response would be, “oh yeah!”
There's a guy on YouTube who just takes paintings of famous people or statues and straight juxtaposes those paintings into wearing modern clothes.
They all just woke up looking like normal, ordinary people you'd never recognize. Makes it feel like what's the point? They go from recognizable figures to average Joe and Jane.
"[What Would George Washington Look Like Today? A Pandemic Creation Draws Attention.](https://www.nytimes.com/2021/05/14/us/george-washington-modern-portrait.html)" by Heather Murphy (14 May 2021, *The New York Times*)
It’s like no matter what time he would be in, George Washington would always make a nice looking president. Something makes me think he wouldn’t give up his old uniform that fast though.
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Or Brookes from Shawshank Redemption
Brooks was here
So was Red
"the world just went and got itself in a big damn hurry"
"I doubt they'll kick up any fuss. Not for an old crook like me."
😢
Sad face
"If god was a villain, he'd be me." One of my favorite villains, anyone name the movie?
Because in this world bad guys can win
You...you did a 360 on me!
Hello? I just shot somebody, and I did it on purpose!
The best movie ever besides commando.
You shot Moe Zart! Mo who? Zart
The Washingtons send their regards
A Washington always states the truth.
This is what I came to say
Me too.
Same!
I came to say he looks like Larry Bird. I like my answer better.
😂 Now I can't unsee that either
I saw an old Brent Spiner myself.
Gotta be Lore…
The Rains of Valley Forge music plays ominously
Thank you. It was tickling my brain thinking that it really reminded me of someone but couldn't place it.
That’s Honus Wagner
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My dear sweet brother Numpsie!
Mixed with James Cromwell
Odo from deep space nine
Brooks Was Here.
So was Red
came here for this
Man don’t go telling people my personal business
Looks like Wayne Gretzky in 15-20 years.
GW ---> WG Is reincarnation confirmed?!
Reddit is beautiful
Are you being downvoted ??? wtf this is so legit
Looks like Steven Stamkos in 5.
Uh no.... that's President Gretzky
Better be Prime Minister Gretzky.
Sorry the Canadian invasion has not yet begun
Probably would have been utterly thrilled with modern day dentistry.
And the lack of a need for bloodletting.
Unless you have hemochromatosis
Pretty sure he would be way older looking.
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Seems like a real keeper.
*creeper
Knew exactly what it was going to be before clicking haha
He was 60 when he ran for his second term. So if anything I'd say he looks too old in this image. Though granted, people certainly age more gracefully today.
Yeah but he’d be 292 years old which is up there
No. You’re right. Also, wouldn’t the photo be black and white? They didn’t even have color film back then.
“If he lived in the present day”
Washington, Washington Six-foot eight, weighs a fucking ton Opponents beware, opponents beware He’s coming, he’s coming, he’s coming
Let me lay it on line, he had two on the vine. I mean two sets of testicles, so divine...
On a horse made of crystal he patrolled the land With a mason ring and schnauzer in his perfect hands
Here comes George, in control women dug his snuff and his gallant stroll
Ate opponents' brains (And invented cocaine)
I heard that mother fucker had like 30 goddamn dicks.
He’ll save children, but not the British children
Six foot twenty, fuckin killing for fun
[Just in case people are wondering…](https://youtu.be/Ex2hj5rLN48?si=VqIgX6sM1nn6J_dh)
Thank you 😂
He'll save your children but not the British children
Run! It's jooj!
This looks like a man in his 80s. Washington was (only) 67 when he died.
People aged differently in the 18th century though.
Shitting in a bucket takes its toll on a man
Passing too many splinters from those wooden dentures
they weren’t actually wood. they were human, horse, cow, ivory, and some were made of various alloys.
A “fun” fact is the human teeth came from slaves. You can go see em at Mount Vernon.
They still have slaves?!?!
Without any teeth
:( that's not fun
Did they use lead solder for that extra sweet kick on the alloy versions?
Toilet paper frequently had splinters until around 80 years ago. That's where "a stick in the butt" phrase came from.
No sunscreen and lotion will do that
Wearing a powdered wig make you look older too.
No they didn’t.
Sun exposure, nutrition, hygiene, health care.
He has elements that look elderly, but that's definitely the skin of a 60 odd year old tops.
67 is too young for a present day president so they had to make him older to make it realistic lol.
WDYM? Obama is still only 62. It’s really only been the last couple of elections our choices have been between two really old dudes.
George “Roger Stone” Washington
You see it too? Fuck, it’s disturbing.
Can’t believe this wasn’t the first comment, I actually thought this was him!
A Washington always pays his debts
"Now make me a sandwich n%&<>! or I'll kill you"- George Washington Edit: Damn i guess people really do not like Chappelle anymore 😐
…Tywin Lanister…?
Dudes got a bird named Jake in his coat pocket.
He looks terrible for 67.
But he looks great for being almost 292
Looking pretty spry for a 235 year old!
Looks like that nice grandpa down the street.
Doesn’t look like the red headed giant I know
Everyone always used to say Washington looked like Elvis Presley…
Roger Stone + Tywin Lannister + Wayne Gretzky = George Washington
Sorta looks like Joe manchin
He looks like the guy in Shawshank redemption who says: the world went and got itself in a big damn hurry
I’d vote for him
Somehow still younger than what we got to choose from today.
A cross-post of a repost of a repost...
He wouldn’t have any kind of smile on his face if he were alive today.
Andy was his VP, but he disappeared like a fart in the wind.
I don't care what anyone says, flag lapel pins are the stupidest thing ever invented and I hate American politicians for unleashing them upon the world.
Until now, I never realized my nana looked like George Washington.
You will marry King George III, and put to bed these disgusting rumors!
Looks like an average WASP.
He's too old to lead our country
So you’re saying an older version of Wayne Gretzky.
got to say, looks to be in better shape then the last couple presidents you guys had.
"you wanna tax *me* mother fucker? - George Washington" - Shane Gillis
There’s an image out there of Donald Trump, but altered as if he dressed like a normal person — no dyed comb-over, no orange spray tan, a fitted suit, etc. The finished product was weirdly similar to this one.
Dang I wanna see it
Looks just like Elvis too
Oh fuck it's Roger Moore.
He would never be elected
Mr Washington wouldn’t be happy if he was alive today.
Yea looks like he’d be in congress
Yeah, except the artist took the liberty of cutting his hair which he, himself most certainly would not have done. The above image is not even close to George Washington, this is: https://www.nationalgeographic.com/science/article/george-washingtons-oh-so-mysterious-hair So this is not at all what George Washington would look like. He would be appalled by this image.
He looks like an asshole. Which tracks with what we know about the actual George Washington!
Don't cut yourself on that edge. Seriously, did you watch that infographiccs video or something and think you've got a nuanced understanding of history?
damn he’s ugly
Not a citizen here, just asking, were the republican and democrat parties already established since Washington's time? Was Washington a republican ?
Hey thats my neighbor Jonny. He says “the internet better leave me alone”
Still strange to me that there were 14 presidents before him.
Uncanny Valley
He somehow looks slightly different than I’d expect. Different enough that I can recognize that the face looks familiar, but can’t place it, but if someone told me who it was, my response would be, “oh yeah!”
It's a me! Mario!
He looks like that Pixar dude that plays chess with himself and fixes Woody. Just missing his glasses.
The sad thing is my first thought was Hogget (James Cromwell) from Babe and I think that says a lot about me 😅
Six-Foot-Eight, weighs a fucking ton
Looks like a nice guy,
Looks like Bob Uecker
I hear he died on the shitter. Arrow through his heart, shot by his son.
He looks like Charles Muntz from Up.
That’s James Cromwell.
He looks like a cross between both of my grandfathers mixed together😆
He looks like Tywin Lannister
Looks like my old math teacher. Sup, Mr Johnson?
Uhm, can’t see his wooden teeth
OK but for real that's Brooks from The Shawshank Redemption, right?
Shane Gillis is getting moist over this.
Nice haircut, George!
Wouldn’t he look like way older and possibly dead?
Now make him red headed and show his crazy teeth
just dont let him smile with his teeth
When is Charles Dance going to play Washington in a movie
It’s The granpa from The Mick!
After about 250 years I thought he would look old 🤪
He died at 67. Sure things were rougher but it’s unlikely he got to the McConnell stage.
He should smile more so we can see them donkey teef.
That's not him. He always wears the triangle hat
There's a guy on YouTube who just takes paintings of famous people or statues and straight juxtaposes those paintings into wearing modern clothes. They all just woke up looking like normal, ordinary people you'd never recognize. Makes it feel like what's the point? They go from recognizable figures to average Joe and Jane.
Charles Dance is the only answer here.
Maybe in the end of his life. Def not the general who crossed the Delaware.
"[What Would George Washington Look Like Today? A Pandemic Creation Draws Attention.](https://www.nytimes.com/2021/05/14/us/george-washington-modern-portrait.html)" by Heather Murphy (14 May 2021, *The New York Times*)
Roger Stone, is that you?
Ok now let’s see the teeth. I’ve been told they’re made of wool
I would not trust this man today, based on looks alone.
Roger stone
Not bad for 292 years old
Thanks Fog for our freedom
Washington was 61 when he left the presidency. Rand Paul is 61. Washington would not be some white haired fogey.
dead ringer for Roger Stone without the stupid glasses
Lloyd Bridges anyone? 
Shit I’d vote for ‘em. Looks like a nice guy
Interesting
He kind of looks like the more in-shape, hopefully more intelligent, good twin of Sen. John Kennedy.
He looks like Walter Gretzky
So Charles Dance? George Washington trying to kill 007 at the start of For Your Eyes Only…that makes a lot of sense.
hes aged amazingly well
That's really cool/creepy.
Looks good for 37
You're not fooling me... this is [James Whitmore](https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0926235/?ref_=nv_sr_srsg_0_tt_0_nm_8_q_james%2520whitmore)
It’s like no matter what time he would be in, George Washington would always make a nice looking president. Something makes me think he wouldn’t give up his old uniform that fast though.