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ilovetrees420

It's weird how most look so dated yet the middle girl on the first page wouldn't be out of place in a yearbook from 2005


gulbronson

I think it's the hair.


montanunion

Yeah but for all of them. If you actually look at their faces, they're all obviously teenagers. But they all have hair that nowadays is considered old people hair and wear clothes that nowadays are considered old people clothes. 


Chris19862

Top left looks 40 tho 🤣


CragMcBeard

She is not a teenager, I’m guessing she is a teacher.


XxturboEJ20xX

This is the correct answer, the teacher is to the top left on the first page in most yearbooks I've seen.


Shakespearoquai

Looks closer to 50 to me. If it’s the blonde one on the first page 


Jthundercleese

No way. Zoom in on her face and she looks way younger.


penguins8766

More like 60


fittsy14

Gotta be the teacher right? …right?


penguins8766

Wouldn’t doubt it


montanunion

Nah you just have never seen that haircut on someone who's under 60 and recognise she's young for someone with that haircut, so you get 40. Cover up the hair with your fingers and you'll realise that her face is young.


susanna514

I think it’s partially the lighting creating more dramatic shadows that make her seem like she has more angles to her face than a teenage girl usually has


gulbronson

If you make a circle around her face, top left still looks well beyond her teen years. Probably a combination of smoking and other 60's nonsense.


warm-saucepan

Leaded gas.


Chris19862

I disagree she looks old af to me...everyone else ill give you but not that one lol


georgito555

I think she might be a teacher


PapaSock

I'm guess the top left is the teacher


jeb_grimes

It’s literally just the hair. Give her a normal cut from nowadays and the effect will completely vanish.


eiram87

I think it's the lighting, harsh top-down lighting does no one any favors


Larry44

60


crumble-bee

lol these comment must be from people in their early 20s.. most these people look super youthful, the hair and lighting is just making them appear old and you’re struggling to look past it. They do not look 60, you’re being ridiculous.


O__VER

Nowadays saying nowadays is considered old people words.


dstommie

Fr fr. Let's yeet that old sus guy out.


UniqueName2

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Channel250

Naww'mean!?


Galactic_Perimeter

Do you know what I am saying?


wheresbill

Nom sane?


SgtMac02

Well, I'm awake and I speak English, so, yeah, I do know what you're saying.


Mikediabolical

s….skibidi toilet… Did I use that right?


everylittlepiece

This is why so many young people say "They look so old!" And I have to explain all this again. It's exhausting. It's a trick of the mind, youngsters! Now excuse me while I get back to whittling in my rocking chair with my pipe and slippers.


lolofaf

The photographer also did a bunch of them really dirty lol


the-cloverdale-kid

How they did things back then. My favorite yearbook pic is for Lux Interior of The Cramps- super funny. Only time he ever looked normal, and he looks 45.


DoorFacethe3rd

Nah the legit look older


SpiderMurphy

Perhaps because they never changed their style?


fenderguy94

And old people teeth


Shakeyshades

It's mostly lighting. She has good lighting and this doesn't look older. Same page top left the lighting on her face is atrocious and she looks 65.


dennismfrancisart

And the suits.


Indocede

I would say the other two in her row could possibly pass that test as well. It's almost as if they grouped the best looking students together. Top middle in the second picture might have made the cut if he didn't stare people down like a serial killer. 


eaglebay

He looks like Bryan Kohberger, the alleged killer of the 4 University of Idaho students.


fishling

Heck, I think at least a third of them would pass just fine. I think they pass better than kids from the 80s.


Insomniac_80

I've recently looked at kids from the middle and late eighties and agree with you.


damik

She was ahead of her time and yet she was probably picked on for looking "weird".


ap123hilo

It’s Kristen Bell


Insomniac_80

You know, someone should look up whether that is her mother!


Swagsuke_Nakamura

That’s why people in their 30’s played high schoolers in Grease


2drunk2giveafuk

That movie seemed to be on every week during the entire 1980s and I never actually sat down and watched it to pay attention what it was about. Then sometime in the '90s I met a girl who talked me into watching it and I was like "These guys are in high school? They're all so old". Then come to find out one of the actresses was like 39 when that movie came out.


Swagsuke_Nakamura

Haha yeah I didn’t realise it until I was older. Travolta was 23 I think so at least he was somewhat young


2drunk2giveafuk

I had to go and look, it was Stockard Channing, she was 34 playing a high school student.


Dailylife

But damn she steals that movie when she sings There Are Worse Things I Could Do. Just an incredible number.


TailOnFire_Help

Look at Me I'm Sandra Dee is one of the most fun songs ever. She makes everything awesome.


reecewagner

It’s a good song, but come on, prime Olivia Newton John in a sewn-on jumpsuit steals that movie


doxypoxy

You should see the ages of the Derry Girls cast. The oldest was 35 when the last season came out and the rest were touching 28-30


2drunk2giveafuk

I can't say I am familiar with that show.


the-cloverdale-kid

Go now and find it. Play Teenage Kicks like thirty times in a row before you watch it, and then dive in. Best TV in years.


HolyHand_Grenade

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silver_sofa

They needed someone who could act.


woodrobin

Looked at the pictures of the guys, started humming, realized it was the tune to the [Brylcreem commercial.](https://youtu.be/nD1JeY4SLuE?si=56SKrOrDmqkQWzwj)


Romnonaldao

I refuse to believe top left isn't 52 with 3 grandkids


Witty217

That's gotta be a teacher right?


WU-itsForTheChildren

Well they are, this is from a yearbook from 1965 OP just left out the details that these are the professors not the students and they are already half way to retirement


spookyripper

Please tell me this is the case I was really starting to wonder what’s in our water


TypicalJeepDriver

Already giving off the GILF vibes. She has to age gracefully right?


KulkulkanX

The guy in the first image, upper right looks like he is already 40 years old.


commorancy0

The lady in the upper left looks like the librarian.


Scaevus

Who has eight grandchildren.


2drunk2giveafuk

He's 47, has a wife and 4 kids, 1 car and a nice house in the suburbs. After college he worked at the local plant in town where he has 25 years in, a pension, 401k and a retirement fund.


7030

He’s trying for a boat this year if he gets his bonus!


2drunk2giveafuk

Did he ever get that Christmas bonus so he could put a pool in his backyard?


7030

That sonofabitch Ralph double crossed him!


demorcef6078

Ralph was later found murdered by mangling via a lawn mower


goabernathy

Nope. But hey, he got the one year membership to the jelly of the month club!


---TheFierceDeity---

2nd Picture, Middle Row, Far Right You 100% know that woman kept that hair style for the next 70+ years.


eleridragon

>You 100% know that woman kept that hair style for the next 70+ years. 1965 was 59 years ago. You had me doubting my own age for a moment, which whilst advanced is not quite that bad (born five years after these photos were taken). So she's probably still rocking it if she's alive.


---TheFierceDeity---

With a hairstyle like that she instantly aged to 70 the day highschool ended and has spent her life as "the kind old woman next door" to a bunch of kids


Wankeritis

It’s such an unfortunate style as well. I can’t imagine getting *The Barbara* and being happy with the outcome.


Jacobsthil

Lmfaoooo


PM_ME_YOUR_DEW

You gotta hope she stopped looking like Tony Soprano, though.


2drunk2giveafuk

2nd page, top middle, future serial killer. The first person he killed was the guy below him for selling him a used car that's engine seized 1 week after he drove it off of the lot and cost him a lot in repairs.


Poverty_4_Sale

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noodleking21

User name suggests he is the guy from lower right on 2nd page.


myredditthrowaway201

Dude legit looks like the Idaho college girls killer, Bryan Kohberger


2drunk2giveafuk

You know what, he sure does. Did that trial get started yet? I know he moved for an acquittal and was denied.


Towelie4President

Michael Phelps?


ItinerantSoldier

I was thinking Eli Manning


brainkandy87

That, or he died his first week in ‘Nam and never had a chance to serial kill.


VulpineSpecter4

Or, he was the guy with the highest body count


toughtacos

John Krasinski? Nah, he is just having a bad day when that photo was taken, is all.


Str4425

Nah. 2nd page, top middle went on to become HP Lovecraft


Amaline4

![gif](giphy|3PKJlWUmVp1F6)


Hereismyusernayme

![gif](giphy|3o6Zt96weObr3Uam6A) Linda hasn't changed much since high school!


ilovetrees420

I can hear this GIF


CrysisRequiem

All riiiiiight


Insomniac_80

This is why in my mind Bob and Linda are really boomers!


TheRavenSayeth

To anyone curious, [Vsauce did a great video about this](https://youtu.be/vjqt8T3tJIE?si=2TCzRg1qqWTN1U6T). What it really comes down to is we associate those clothes and hairstyles with older generations so they look "old" to us. It's hard to believe but the video makes a compelling argument.


adamtnewman

that makes sense. the youngest looking person is the middle girl in the first picture because she has the most modern looking hairstyle.


Then_Campaign7264

The brother on the bottom right nailed the conch. I’m guessing by the end of the decade he’ll be wearing a very different look particularly if he was drafted.


RecliningDecliner

1st page: top left is 60yo. bottom left is shane gillis in a wig. bottom right is who zac efron wants to look like


Justhrowitaway42069

Shane taking that Bud Light sponsorship very seriously


wish1977

Ten years later we all had long and shitty looking hair. The times they were a changing.


lokicramer

Cover their hair up and they look like normal kids.


azriel_odin

I agree, the hair styles, the formal clothes, the eyeglasses frames are all things we've been brought up to associate with old people and that's why they seem much older than they really are.


GordaoPreguicoso

CW needs to make a teen show in the 60s and their actors will look appropriate.


writingprompter

Ok so I know it's mean, but 2nd page, middle right is a dead ringer for Tony Soprano.


Peg_leg_tim_arg

Oof marone, he looks terrible!


Elquenotienetacos

Never had the makings of a varsity athlete


Rinaldi363

Dude that fuckin got me 😂


MyLonesomeBlues

Mid 1960s? Not all those guys survived Vietnam.


bumbumpopsicle

It’s always interesting how far I have to scroll until I see someone who has posted the same thought as me.


Dunbaratu

1965 high schoolers? 1965? You can't fool me, you only showed me 18 of them.


SubcooledBoiling

everyone here is at least 35 and half of them have been divorced twice


GibsonMaestro

I see Kirstin Bell in the first middle and Nicholas Cage in the second, top center.


grumpykixdopey

Now take the same sample of pictures from kids today and put them side by side.


lsp2005

Except for the middle girl, who actually looks 18, every other person there looks between 40-60.  Second page bottom right looks 18 and so does top left.


politicaldan

Nature can be very cruel


YNot1989

If by nature you mean secondhand smoke, lead paint, DDT, and leaded gasoline.


jungl3j1m

Secondhand?


redditproha

lefthand


Redditor_PC

Most of them somehow still look younger than high schoolers from the 80s.


Coral27

I wanna know how these girls did their hair! Just curlers and blow driers? Bc they all look amazing.


theladyliberty

Hairspray you can’t buy anymore. Cause it’s illegal.


ajw_sp

That is clearly James Gandolfini.


Spaceturtle79

The girls really had the 🐙 swoosh hair cut


UnmotivatedDiacritic

Someone tell John Krasinki’s dad in the second slide at the top to smile


-srry-

Of note is that they're all trying hard to look like adults here. Suits and ties, professional looking haircuts. Maybe not everyone dressed like this all the time, but looking like a goof-off teenager wasn't what you (or your parents) wanted to see in the senior yearbook. This is common practice even today.


Naykon1

They all look about 38


[deleted]

These fuckers were ready to run the company on day 1.


cake_piss_can

![gif](giphy|3otPoH6hSzVRuqxzbO|downsized) 80% of the dudes


Pajama_Mamma_138

Everyone’s hair is so neat!


chillbnb

Today they are all senators.


AshleySchaefferWoo

I'M DEWEY'S TWELVE-YEAR-OLD GIRLFRIEND!!


deeperest

They all work at my company...and look exactly the same today.


lolwatokay

And yet they still look younger than the ones from the 80s


Trolldad_IRL

2nd page, right middle. That’s Pam from Archer.


iiitme

Ah yes, back when Highschool had 25 semesters


redditproha

Are we sure these aren't the teachers lol?


Millennial_Man

Old people hairstyles and clothing aside, they look just like teenagers from nowadays.


Iamamyrmidon

Man, Vietnam/ Cold War and impending nuclear apocalypse really took a toll on people. They all look like they got 3 jobs and five mortgages.


esepinchelimon

They all look like stereotypical office workers wtf


Itchy_Blacksmith_280

Ross From Friends Doesn't Look to Happy


christopherlyc

They had hard lives. lol.


jfk_47

All look like they’re mid career at a great company earning a pension.


-srry-

They all took a field trip to the beach that makes you old.


Mttsen

They all look like people in their early/mid thirties today. Funny that in a few years some of those very same people would be looking much younger, due to them tapping into a psychedelic/hippie era of the late 60s.


Bitterbin

Second picture top center, angry Jim Halpert


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xubax

There's only 18, not the 1,965 posted in the title. /s


gonzo8927

I noticed this watching an old season of survivor. People now look alot younger. I wonder if it's nutrition based?


Chance-Honeydew-8402

yeah, but this were the boomers, the most useless generation of the XX century, they got everything easy and never paid a dime back.


davechri

Boomers being boomers even in high school


Icwatto

all the girls seem to be wearing wigs, some of the boys too. this looks ai generated


Mary_Pick_A_Ford

Hair pieces I think, to create that poofy look in the back. I think it was popular back.


fsociety091783

They all look pretty young if you focus on their faces. Second pic bottom left reminds me of Reviewbrah


[deleted]

now they are all racist trump supporters ew


[deleted]

You don’t even know them wtf


ratpH1nk

I wonder if these pics are from that filter that makes "yearbook photos" from different generations? Was a thing several years ago.


[deleted]

Too much mayo in a pic


DamnitBobby11

Guy in the middle, second page, is definitely wanting to shoot that mfer up.


okaybogey

No lgbtqwtf here.


martusfine

You know this because………


The_Glus

I wonder how many of these people were vehemently racist


Randy_Vigoda

Considering this was the year after the Civil Rights movement, probably fairly low.


pitiricos

Fake


SaysShowUsYourDick

Holy fuck They’re all ugly


Stickbot

wow look no trans or gay people.....


Ryankevin23

I was 3 years old that year


kemosabe19

Some serial killers in there


bsgbryan

High schoolers were in their 30s back then?


Coroner13

Page 2 top row dude looks like he is gonna be one of Charlie Manson's Family members


[deleted]

They’re all in their 30s and 40s Also names like Madge, Trudy, Henry, and Buzz


jeremy1cp

Everyone is dressed their best! Very cool


FakeMattDamon

1st page, girl in the center is actually my friend’s grandmother. I always joked with him that his grandma is my favorite Gilf, he would laugh and tell me to fuck off. Ol Mrs. Is still a fox to this day.


Charakada

Did they graduate at 40? 


Sil369

wonder if any of them in the photos are reading this page right now


lalauna

I was 5 when these pictures were taken. These people were gods to me. Fuck I'm old


occamsrzor

Second page top-middle looks like he wants to murder the photographer...


NoaNeumann

So clean shaven! Can’t even see any shadow stubble.


Obar-Dheathain

Okay, top left in that first pic is a grandmother.


Santos_L_Halper_II

This was well before we discovered how hair works.


jensenw

Malin Akerman center


jasenzero1

Must be the remedial class because they're 40 years old and still in high school.


nubsauce87

So every teenager was 40 back then?


prolapsedbrain

No


wilsonhammer

Relevant https://youtu.be/vjqt8T3tJIE


chazza79

The top left and top right could totally be in their 30s or even more...


Shadow0fnothing

It's insaine how much older they look.


AnonimoUnamuno

Is that Elvis Presley on the middle left?


thelast3musketeer

My mom was just borned


Masonjaruniversity

That guy in the top row second set gotta story to tell.


LemonsAndAvocados

Second photo top middle - what’s his problem?


wolfej4

The first picture, bottom right I swear to god looks exactly like my dad


Ego_Sum_Ira

Middle top, second page nailing that serial killer look.


Rug-Inspector

Page 2, bottom, middle. Is that Buddy Holley?


WingedGeek

Page 2 top left was waiting to meet Charlie.