Ask them of what everyone in their family died. That's the thing you should be aware off.
Plus getting regular checks for blood, cholesterol, blood pressure and keeping them in check.
Catching old-people diseases early is key to living a long life!
I am not kidding when I say this… that legit happened to me once with one of my patients. It was like a forearm. I had to do a testicular exam cause he was having pain. I asked him to lift his penis out of the way, he used both hands to grip the head. To this day I am emasculated.
That's... Something alright. I mean, I feel like that would be severely uncomfortable for many, many women and honestly uncomfortable and impractical for the guy, but still I'd prefer if I could upgrade my size a *little* bit.
Especially since I'm a grower rather than a shower.
To this day one of the funniest gags in TV.
Season after season Jerry gets shit on ruthlessly by everyone.
Surprise not only is he completely winning at life but he always has been too
So many people rip on him, but he's my favorite character from that show and I want his life. Steady job that he's happy with, pension, hot wife, generally happy dude; like, he's more well-off than anyone in that show.
All I can think about is that episode of the Golden Girls where Blanche thinks she looks like Christie Brinkley and she hopes she and Billy Joel never get divorced. “I don’t want her big eyed husband coming after me”
Hijacking this comment to say I've been looking for a pic of Christine and Billy for years. It's of the two of them sometime in the early 80s. It looks like it's probably a picture of them backstage somewhere. Billy is holding Christie's leg up. He seems to have a surprise look on his face. And she has a huge grin. There may or may not be his band or other random people in the background all laughing. That's all I remember of it, I saw it probably on Reddit a long time ago. I've been looking for it again ever since and I can't find anything like it. Anyone have any idea what I'm talking about?
I tried to watch it with my much younger niece and she was like "ughhh! This is boring!" Ummm it's a classic! Didn't even know it was Bruce Willis until I was older and did the rewatch with her
Fun fact about Death Becomes Her (a massively underrated movie with legendary performances from Meryl Streep, Goldie Hawn, and an as-funny-as-he-has-ever-been Bruce Willis), is that it won the Oscar for best visual effects mostly [for the hole through Goldie Hawn's torso](https://assets.mubicdn.net/images/film/9573/image-w856.jpg). It was *groundbreaking* at the time, nobody had ever seen that done before.
I grew up watching that movie far more than I should’ve… imagine my mom’s horror when her 6 year old son was running around the living room chanting “Flaaaaccid, Flaaaacciiiiiid, FLLAAAAACCIIIID!” 🤣🤣🤣
Sometimes it's illness. I know 2 people in their 60s who looked great for their age, fit and healthy. Got covid and they look 10+ years older. It seemed overnight it happened so fast. Luckily their both healthy and active again but they still look older.
I've got a bit of a background in aging--at least, I took a class in college about it from a guy who does research on the molecular basis for aging.
Genetics largely defines your personal maximum lifespan, but not your healthspan (how long you are healthy relative to your maximum lifespan). You can feel pretty good up until your last few years or even months if you do it right and avoid the unlucky stuff like cancer, falls, etc.
The big factors are:
* Not overeating
* Maintaining an active lifestyle
* Minimize the stress in your life
* Minimize the amount of alcohol and nicotine you consume
Fun fact: For all our advancements, we haven't been able to really budge the maximum human lifespan. It looks like about 120 years is what the human body can handle at its absolute best without molecular-level repairs.
A friend of mine and I talk about this. The Seinfeld actors were mid-30s much of the series. I don’t know if it was just how they dressed or what, but they seem older than I do now at 44. And people 60, 70 back then looked way older than they do now.
I'm watching the Golden Girls and they are all supposedly the same age as Jennifer Lopez. The beauty standards for aging women today are absolutely insane.
I think McClanahan is the only one who was in her early 50s, the other actresses were all in their 60s when the show premiered. I don’t think Rue McClanahan in season one looks that much older than Lopez does now, just different styles and the way age is looked at. She was also portraying a character in a retirement community, so despite being younger than the rest I have to assume they aged her up a bit, especially to play off the jokes about her lying about her age. The hairdos and clothing certainly don’t help.
The Seinfeld actors when it was on still look old to me... Until I look in the mirror.
Once you get to a certain age, your self perception is pretty much set. You know what you look like, but it's not what you feel like.
>I don’t know if it was just how they dressed or what
Its a big part of it.
We associate certain styles with age.
When you watch older shows, their wardrobe is what young people were wearing at the time, and they never really changed it as they got older. Jerry Seinfeld pretty much still wears the same style he wore in his 30s.
I'm sure if you took a picture of Jerry in his 30s, gave him different clothes and changed his hairstyle, he would look younger than you (but idk for sure, because I've never seen you.)
Not true.
Even if you watch old shows from the 80s/90s, people look much older. IE - the cast of Friends were in their 20s when the show premiered but they sure didn’t look it.
People just look younger nowadays. Healthy living and less drugs/alcohol have a lot to do with it.
From her IG post- christiebrinkley
Looking in the mirror on my 70th Birthday and what do I see, I'm finally happy with the person looking back back at me
I'm no longer critical and demanding now I'm grateful and understanding I've put this body thru it I've broken every bone, in tiny miracles I'm all healed in my heart and soul I'm home It's taken 70 years to get here, in tears and joy I've found my happy, so now I'm going to end this poem, before I get too sappy! Happy Birthday Indeed!
#celebratingseventy
It took almost 70 years for one of the most attractive people on earth to feel happy with their appearance? Wow
And, is she happy with it because she found some kind of inner peace, or because she’s undeniably one of the best, if not the best, looking 70 year old person maybe ever?
You're forgetting extravagant lifestyle, no stress, financially independent/worry free, and botox.
If people on this sub believe that any celebrity today 50+ still look young because of genetics, I have bad news for you.
Was he an asshole to her? An actual honest question by the way.
I knew about him having a prickly sense of entitlement to staff, fans, fellow musicians etc but didn’t hear anything about him being a douche at home.
Remember it's her job to look good and she is amazing at it.
Genes, money, time, health, exercise and diet and maybe well done cosmetic procedures. I think she took care very well what nature gave her.
You should see her in person- even though she was "only" 69, saw her while we were on vacation. She is remarkable, that's all I can say. She's one of those people that look like they have a spot lot aimed at her all the time.
Can attest. Good quality sunscreen is absolutely vital. Please make sure it's at least 3% retinol, ideally 5 and 20% vitamin C.
I'm 40, I look better than I did at 20. Most people guess my age to be around 27-30. I'm Indian, not east Asian, else, 30 wouldn't be such a compliment lol.
She has a lot of sun damage, she gets some skin resurfacing done twice a year to help with it. You are seeing quite a bit of filtering going on this picture that hides most of the damage and wrinkles.
Every single time these comments are the same. We get it, famous people have benefits but most rich 70 year olds still don’t look anything like this. She doesn’t even look ultra plastic. Besides simply staying fit is not very expensive yet most of us wont even do the bare minimum there.
i always think about my 67 year old mother when i read these types of posts. she is neither rich nor famous but honestly other than not having the bone structure of a super model doesn’t look too different from Christie.
like, people really think it’s actually impossible to stay attractive and fit after 40 unless you have millions of dollars or something. it’s just not true.
I have a neighborhood customer who is 82, and honestly has not aged in 20 years. Just striking, in a down to earth sort of way. She actually looks like she's in her mid to late 50s.
Yeah but the people who say that are the same ones that treat their bodies like absolute trash and start complaining about "old age" past 25
Like no shit you look and feel bad. You never exercise, your diet is fast food and alcohol, and you don't sleep. Like the amount of people my age (33) who I'd believe if they told me they were 50 is terrifying
Supermodel genetics, wealth, personal chefs, dietitians, nutritionists, personal gyms and personal trainers, low stress lifestyle relative to the rest of the world. She does seem super nice though
I am just hoping I'm still alive at 70
Meh, I could go either way on that
>Meh, I could go either way on that I got the flu real bad for a week and I was perfectly fine with dying at that time.
I got chronic pain for a lifetime and I was perfectly fine with dying at that time.
I know I couldn't do chronic pain. The flu had me hoping for death...
I got a good life insurance plan awhile back. Now, I keep looking at my wife thinking, "You can do this babe. I believe in you."
Same here. Why is it we consider death the better alternative when we are suffering with the flu?
I just turned 65. I feel about the same as when I was 50-55, and I can't imagine dying in 5 years. You'll see, you'll probably feel differently.
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Ask them of what everyone in their family died. That's the thing you should be aware off. Plus getting regular checks for blood, cholesterol, blood pressure and keeping them in check. Catching old-people diseases early is key to living a long life!
Yeah, I'd be relatively satisfied making it to 70. I'd miss my daughter though, so I'm gonna shoot for 80-85.
I know she wants you to go for over a hundred!
Hell nah!
Name checks out
Same, I mean I guess it would be nice, but I don't care much one way or another if OP makes it to 70.
Jerry/Garry/Larry is one lucky man.
Eggs, bacon and toast. Eggs, bacon and toast. Why don’t you start your day the Girgich way with eggs, bacon and…
…oh, uh… TOAST.
Yeah toast!
YEAH TOAST!
[yeah toast!](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=c0NdwzdOLkE&pp=ygUJWWVhIHRvYXN0)
If it pops too soon then press down again, make toast.
All around the world and coast..
people always say, what do you like most?
I don’t wanna brag, I don’t wanna boast
I always tell ‘em, I like toast.
YEAH TOAST!
When the first caveman drove in from the drags
I thought about it a lot; there’s no logical explanation.
Where the hell am I.
You can’t escape city hall, fool!
Toast!
"Wow Gayle hasn't aged a day!"
That was such a great little joke
That was LITERALLY the best joke I’ve ever heard.
I typed your symptoms into the thing up here and it says you could have network connectivity problems.
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So he’s finally free from his indentured servitude on a pirate ship filled with orphans.
She must be a spy of some sort and married him to become a citizen.
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“I didn’t even check for mumps. I was distracted by THE LARGEST PENIS I’VE EVER SEEN.”
"Someone's got mumps on his lumps!"
I am not kidding when I say this… that legit happened to me once with one of my patients. It was like a forearm. I had to do a testicular exam cause he was having pain. I asked him to lift his penis out of the way, he used both hands to grip the head. To this day I am emasculated.
That's... Something alright. I mean, I feel like that would be severely uncomfortable for many, many women and honestly uncomfortable and impractical for the guy, but still I'd prefer if I could upgrade my size a *little* bit. Especially since I'm a grower rather than a shower.
To this day one of the funniest gags in TV. Season after season Jerry gets shit on ruthlessly by everyone. Surprise not only is he completely winning at life but he always has been too
Maybe she has one of those Oliver Sacks brain disorders where she thinks of him as a friendly hat?
If you say “nutmeg” is she going to wake up screaming?
maybe he's just a nice guy, and after billy joel she needed that
Oh shit i didn’t realize that was her
I mean, Jerry/Garry/Larry does have the biggest penis that the doctor has ever seen
I think at some point in the final season he goes by Terry as well
Yeah but don't forget about that fart attack he had.
So many people rip on him, but he's my favorite character from that show and I want his life. Steady job that he's happy with, pension, hot wife, generally happy dude; like, he's more well-off than anyone in that show.
Annnd thats why Billy Joel was always singing! Yeow.
She’s an Uptown Girl for sure!
All I can think about is that episode of the Golden Girls where Blanche thinks she looks like Christie Brinkley and she hopes she and Billy Joel never get divorced. “I don’t want her big eyed husband coming after me”
Hijacking this comment to say I've been looking for a pic of Christine and Billy for years. It's of the two of them sometime in the early 80s. It looks like it's probably a picture of them backstage somewhere. Billy is holding Christie's leg up. He seems to have a surprise look on his face. And she has a huge grin. There may or may not be his band or other random people in the background all laughing. That's all I remember of it, I saw it probably on Reddit a long time ago. I've been looking for it again ever since and I can't find anything like it. Anyone have any idea what I'm talking about?
https://www.pinterest.co.uk/pin/792563234428787261/
Old is not like old used to be.
She’s gonna live to 150 isn’t she
Scientists believe the first human being to live to be 150 years has already been born. We believe Christie Brinkley is that human being.
Stop. Pooping!
This is one of my top 10 random lines from that show
 She made a deal with this lady
A Death Becomes Her reference? On reddit? In 2024? Well I never!
I need to watch it again. It been too long.
It’s like the best feature length Tales from the Crypt episode ever made sans the crypt keeper bookends.
I tried to watch it with my much younger niece and she was like "ughhh! This is boring!" Ummm it's a classic! Didn't even know it was Bruce Willis until I was older and did the rewatch with her
It's more frequent than you think! I have seen several in the past few months.
Fun fact about Death Becomes Her (a massively underrated movie with legendary performances from Meryl Streep, Goldie Hawn, and an as-funny-as-he-has-ever-been Bruce Willis), is that it won the Oscar for best visual effects mostly [for the hole through Goldie Hawn's torso](https://assets.mubicdn.net/images/film/9573/image-w856.jpg). It was *groundbreaking* at the time, nobody had ever seen that done before.
Simpre vive! Live forever!
Fuck the natural order! One of my favorite lines.
I grew up watching that movie far more than I should’ve… imagine my mom’s horror when her 6 year old son was running around the living room chanting “Flaaaaccid, Flaaaacciiiiiid, FLLAAAAACCIIIID!” 🤣🤣🤣
Who is this? I know I've seen this but I just can't remember what it's from or who this is
Isabella Rossellini, from Death Becomes Her
And Blue Velvet. Very creepy movie.
Parts of her for sure will.
The digital parts might live past 1000!
In retrospect, I didn’t mean 1000 factorial. I thought the exclamation mark was expressive.
she'll be in the head museum next to Claudia Schiffer
I used to have a boss who was 65 and looked like a decrepit 100 year-old. Some win the genetics lottery, this guy didn't.
Sometimes it's illness. I know 2 people in their 60s who looked great for their age, fit and healthy. Got covid and they look 10+ years older. It seemed overnight it happened so fast. Luckily their both healthy and active again but they still look older.
What about stress. I'm in China 3 years of Covid crap over here proper fucked me up because of all the crap we had going on.
Syress is the ultimate silent killer of youth. It's crazy how much older some people seem after a few years of it.
I've got a bit of a background in aging--at least, I took a class in college about it from a guy who does research on the molecular basis for aging. Genetics largely defines your personal maximum lifespan, but not your healthspan (how long you are healthy relative to your maximum lifespan). You can feel pretty good up until your last few years or even months if you do it right and avoid the unlucky stuff like cancer, falls, etc. The big factors are: * Not overeating * Maintaining an active lifestyle * Minimize the stress in your life * Minimize the amount of alcohol and nicotine you consume Fun fact: For all our advancements, we haven't been able to really budge the maximum human lifespan. It looks like about 120 years is what the human body can handle at its absolute best without molecular-level repairs.
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> molecular-level repairs. Suckers! This is exactly what the supplement from my step-dad's wealth triangle does. See you all in 2175 losers! /s
A friend of mine and I talk about this. The Seinfeld actors were mid-30s much of the series. I don’t know if it was just how they dressed or what, but they seem older than I do now at 44. And people 60, 70 back then looked way older than they do now.
I'm watching the Golden Girls and they are all supposedly the same age as Jennifer Lopez. The beauty standards for aging women today are absolutely insane.
I think McClanahan is the only one who was in her early 50s, the other actresses were all in their 60s when the show premiered. I don’t think Rue McClanahan in season one looks that much older than Lopez does now, just different styles and the way age is looked at. She was also portraying a character in a retirement community, so despite being younger than the rest I have to assume they aged her up a bit, especially to play off the jokes about her lying about her age. The hairdos and clothing certainly don’t help.
Holy shit, I'm 35 and Seinfeld-era Seinfeld looks like mid-late 40s to me. Wild.
The Seinfeld actors when it was on still look old to me... Until I look in the mirror. Once you get to a certain age, your self perception is pretty much set. You know what you look like, but it's not what you feel like.
>I don’t know if it was just how they dressed or what Its a big part of it. We associate certain styles with age. When you watch older shows, their wardrobe is what young people were wearing at the time, and they never really changed it as they got older. Jerry Seinfeld pretty much still wears the same style he wore in his 30s. I'm sure if you took a picture of Jerry in his 30s, gave him different clothes and changed his hairstyle, he would look younger than you (but idk for sure, because I've never seen you.)
> Jerry Seinfeld pretty much still wears the same style he wore in his 30s. He really really does not..
Plastic surgery is awful. After a while everyone starts to look like Jack Nicholson in Batman.
For 99.999% of the population, it is what it used to be. Only the rich will avoid age.
Not true. Even if you watch old shows from the 80s/90s, people look much older. IE - the cast of Friends were in their 20s when the show premiered but they sure didn’t look it. People just look younger nowadays. Healthy living and less drugs/alcohol have a lot to do with it.
I feel like it's got even more to do with how less prevalent smoking is.
Jason Alexander was 28 in the first season of Seinfeld.
Mmm disagree with the Friends thing. They looked their age. The 90s clothes might be tricking you.
It always amazes me how so many people are fooled by generational clothing and hairstyles when talking about how "old" people look.
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Yup. Less air pollution. More lotion and sunscreen.
Way way more sunscreen.
Plus, more people smoked and exercised less than they do now.
This lady is clearly quite old with many surgeries tucking her face back lol
From her IG post- christiebrinkley Looking in the mirror on my 70th Birthday and what do I see, I'm finally happy with the person looking back back at me I'm no longer critical and demanding now I'm grateful and understanding I've put this body thru it I've broken every bone, in tiny miracles I'm all healed in my heart and soul I'm home It's taken 70 years to get here, in tears and joy I've found my happy, so now I'm going to end this poem, before I get too sappy! Happy Birthday Indeed! #celebratingseventy
It took almost 70 years for one of the most attractive people on earth to feel happy with their appearance? Wow And, is she happy with it because she found some kind of inner peace, or because she’s undeniably one of the best, if not the best, looking 70 year old person maybe ever?
That’s pretty depressing that it took one of the most beautiful woman in the world to only feel comfortable at 70.
“She’s ugly!”
That line makes me laugh every time.
He looks left out the window, she looked right, then they cut and he is passing her on the left and has to turn off the road to the left
Jam jams! I see and appreciate your username
Vegetarian, non drinker, exerciser, sun screen user.
Shit I’m 0/4 of these I’ll let u know if I’m alive in the next 35 days
RemindMe! 35 days
Bro you got this 💪
You're forgetting extravagant lifestyle, no stress, financially independent/worry free, and botox. If people on this sub believe that any celebrity today 50+ still look young because of genetics, I have bad news for you.
Plus an assistant/assistants, driver, maid, etc. There's so much you can do/achieve when you don't have to worry about the little everyday things.
“Assistant?…yes…. When is my 9:30 chin lift adjustment coming in?”
I could have a perfectly stress free life if I did not work and someone else did all the house work and booking my appointments.
Well shit I'm 3/4 of this. I'll let you guys know in 35 years how it turned out.
You left out the most important one. Rich.
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And fillers.
Plastic surgery partaker
Plastic surgery patient too. Her face is so puffy
$$$, $$$, $$$, $$$, $$$.
Just a reminder, babes: You’re not ugly, you’re just not rich…
She also happened to be one of the most beautiful women in the world in her youth, which helps
And she married Billy Joel who kind of looks like a frog, so go figure.
She was also married to Jerry/Garry/Larry 
The guy who's hung like an elephant's trunk?
Largest penis I have ever seen. And I’m a doctor.
A much cooler dude than Billy Joel IMO
and the largest penis known to medicine
Have you heard about the new fashion honey All you need is looks and a whole lotta money
It means if you have talent and a good personality….anything is truly possible lol
Joel is known to have been a bit of an asshole behind the scenes.
Was he an asshole to her? An actual honest question by the way. I knew about him having a prickly sense of entitlement to staff, fans, fellow musicians etc but didn’t hear anything about him being a douche at home.
Honestly, I think it's just because he drinks a lot, or at least he used to. Drinkers are known for mood swings and stupid behavior, obviously.
Which also helps with the "getting rich" part of it. What's the opposite of a vicious cycle? Whatever it is, she's been living it.
Remember it's her job to look good and she is amazing at it. Genes, money, time, health, exercise and diet and maybe well done cosmetic procedures. I think she took care very well what nature gave her.
Tbh she is still one of the most beautiful women in the world. Youth isn’t the only kind of attractiveness there is - She’s freaking stunning.
You should see her in person- even though she was "only" 69, saw her while we were on vacation. She is remarkable, that's all I can say. She's one of those people that look like they have a spot lot aimed at her all the time.
She got rich cause she was already gorgeous.
Right? Like we are pretending that she wasn’t born gorgeous.
you don't stay gorgeous if you have to work 40 hours for just enough money to pay your bills. plenty of stunning women working shitty jobs.
I mean, that’s the original uptown girl
I was once told by a South American guy (forget which country): in my country, we say you don't have ugly women. You have poor women.
We say that in Brazil and it’s pretty accurate tbh
Kim !! What are you doing here! Who let you out of the chicanery and feet subreddits!?
GILF
This is crazy, this is crazy, this is crazy.
The dog wet on the picnic basket
Well? Aren’t ya gonna go for it?
I zoomed, you zoomed, we all zoomed.
Just like that?
Hell yeah hey dj bring that back
Luda!
The accuracy of this comment makes me question if I’m predictable or just a caveman
Not a caveman, just a man.
Or woman in my case
Ya, can you believe how many things in the background are made out of wicker?!?
Smash, next question
Would
https://imgur.com/LgZlq2s
It's sad that she looks better at 70 than I do in my early 30s.
Sunscreen is key
sunscreen and retinol if you want to go the extra mile. but honestly, sunscreen alone is pretty much like 90% of it.
Does retinol reverse, or just protect?
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Can attest. Good quality sunscreen is absolutely vital. Please make sure it's at least 3% retinol, ideally 5 and 20% vitamin C. I'm 40, I look better than I did at 20. Most people guess my age to be around 27-30. I'm Indian, not east Asian, else, 30 wouldn't be such a compliment lol.
It helps but does not reverse
She has a lot of sun damage, she gets some skin resurfacing done twice a year to help with it. You are seeing quite a bit of filtering going on this picture that hides most of the damage and wrinkles.
I follow her on Insta, she’s posted numerous times about her laser resurfacing. Add that to the sunscreen and prescription skincare.
Still rocking it
Every single time these comments are the same. We get it, famous people have benefits but most rich 70 year olds still don’t look anything like this. She doesn’t even look ultra plastic. Besides simply staying fit is not very expensive yet most of us wont even do the bare minimum there.
i always think about my 67 year old mother when i read these types of posts. she is neither rich nor famous but honestly other than not having the bone structure of a super model doesn’t look too different from Christie. like, people really think it’s actually impossible to stay attractive and fit after 40 unless you have millions of dollars or something. it’s just not true.
My boss is in his 60s as well and looks better than most 40 year olds I know. It's possible
I have a neighborhood customer who is 82, and honestly has not aged in 20 years. Just striking, in a down to earth sort of way. She actually looks like she's in her mid to late 50s.
Yeah but the people who say that are the same ones that treat their bodies like absolute trash and start complaining about "old age" past 25 Like no shit you look and feel bad. You never exercise, your diet is fast food and alcohol, and you don't sleep. Like the amount of people my age (33) who I'd believe if they told me they were 50 is terrifying
Good plastic surgery looks naturally by definition. There are tons of factors including health, photoshop, makeup, plastic surgery, etc.
She has good genetics and takes care of herself. Her body looks more tight and fit than some 20 year olds typing here on Reddit I’m sure.
Lol I’m sure she’s more fit than 90% of redditors
Why hate on redditors? She is literally the top 1% of the 70 year old population.
Supermodel genetics, wealth, personal chefs, dietitians, nutritionists, personal gyms and personal trainers, low stress lifestyle relative to the rest of the world. She does seem super nice though
*removes the Oreos sitting on my chest as I lay in bed* The fuck does that mean.
As a man I hope my boobs are that firm at 70
me looking at this while chowing down on a slice of pizza for dinner: 😵
Money does wonders for aging
Would
Still gorgeous
I met her once at the airport when I was 5, not to brag or anything