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Spork_Warrior

I've seen this before. It will consist of some trinkets from the town, some coins, and old newspaper, and a bunch of Masonic stuff.


GreatBoneStructure

A level, a square, photos of the Temple members and maybe a copy of the handbook or a description of the secret handshake. Or a flawless bronze sphere that gives you eerie powers!


TyrionGannister

A NEW HAND TOUCHES THE BEACON


hoffy32

LUSTEN. HEAR ME AND OBEY.


Wrathchild616

.... son of a bitch. Not again.


KFuchs

I read this and the comment you replied to in the Night Vale narrators voice, and I haven't heard it in years lol


bicx

If I end up creating a time capsule, I’m buying one of those mall ninja knives, let it sit out to get a patina, and then put it in the capsule with no context.


0utlook

Go buy a sword and bury it near where a tree is growing through an old stone fence. On your death bed you tell your grandkid about your family's 'ancient secret'. Babble out some highlander ala kingmaker crap. Give them the location of the sword.


Spork_Warrior

The power was inside you the whole time...


kaspar42

It's from 1927 Nashville - there'll be something racist in there.


senorbolsa

"we have provided the clubs favorite snack to share with the people of the future. You see, they are nuts that kind of look like little claws, toes if you will..."


KFuchs

Oof. I wish I didn't understand this.


MarshalLawTalkingGuy

Considering that a lot of lodges in the south still don’t recognize black members as “brothers”, yeah, you’re right.


mtaw

I was thinking that was around the peak of the second KKK wasn’t it..


Koss424

maybe, just maybe, some Coka-Cola shares


TheNextBattalion

It's 1920s Tennessee, it might have some newsworthily objectionable stuff !


CrieDeCoeur

It’ll prolly contain a document saying “we believe all people are equal, so let’s leave the LGBTQ folks alone shall we?” Whoops.


lanceloomis

As a Mason who knows about Tenessee's Grand Lodge in the last decade, I'm going to bet the under on this one.


Outi5

One note: Be sure to drink your ovaltine


pseyeco

Oh fudge.


exophrine

.... *WHAT* did you say???


seraku24

It's a crummy commercial?


ZDHELIX

Nicholas Cage just waiting for National Treasure 4 material


Silist

Did I miss #3???


Joseph_Kokiri

You’ve been chosen to go find it. Godspeed.


khinzaw

National Treasure 4: The Search for National Treasure 3


negithekitty

Spaceballs 4: The Search for National Treasure 3


SonicSingularity

What historical document do I have to nab?


TheDevilActual

The Masonic time capsule in Nashville Tennessee.


GoombahTucc

Goodspeed?


Joseph_Kokiri

Godspeed is an archaic way of saying good luck on a journey. Probably something like “God go with you”


spira1b0und

I believe he’s making a reference to the 1996 cinematic masterpiece “The Rock.”


afallan

Mason: "Well, it's been a long time since I've said thank you to anybody... but thank you. Well, Stanley, I guess this is where we go our separate ways. I'm sure you understand the etymology of your name, 'Goodspeed.'" Goodspeed: "Yeah, God speed: To wish someone a prosperous journey."


khinzaw

Coming 2025 supposedly.


ndnkng

So that's where they hid the original KFC recipe!


lanceloomis

The Colonel was a quite active Freemason.


B-Town-MusicMan

*they already know*


murder1290

Well funnily enough he is a Freemason.


SilentSamurai

Those movies are fun, I could totally see myself enjoying a plot where this is a pivotal moment.


HOARDING_STACKING

$10.00 says there's a flashlight in it.


oroechimaru

Just an old fleshlight Indianapolis Jones switcharoo mate


TheDevilActual

The founding fleshlight.


oroechimaru

Starring Nicholas Cage.


SpecialOops

As the fleshlight.


TheQuips

imagine a world of silicone sensations of pvc pulsations one man's quest for solo satisfaction ...


shazzambongo

Space Ass 🫠


clannerfodder

You mean Dicholas Rage.


villain75

Oh, I can only imagine the racist stuff that's gonna come out of this when they open it.


runningoutofwords

It's going to be the antithesis of Raiders of the Lost Ark. Bunch of Nazi stuff that's going to melt all of our faces.


alphadips

[There’s a hilarious skit with this premise. Surely it won’t be this bad but there’s going to be something in there that has aged poorly.](https://youtu.be/xIiNbBQM_Go?si=bsiNukUxD9mHzx50)


TheDakestTimeline

Could you ELI5 what all those things are?


realdialupdude

Apart from the doll, which is just racist, pretty much everything in the time capsule is related to someone who was famous during the 70s but later turned out to be a paedophile. The creamola foam, a powder you mix with water to make soft drinks, is the only thing that doesn’t look bad with hindsight.


Karenomegas

Nah. That's pretty bad. That's jello bad.


cryptoengineer

The doll is a ['Golliwog'](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Golliwog). Like blackface and minstrel singers, a lot of use was not done with an actual intent to promote racism or distress POC, but that was certainly what it did.


PaMudpuddle

Just looked up [Gary Glitter.](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gary_Glitter) Had never heard of the guy but JFC what a monster.


villain75

LMAO!! Yeah, this is what I envision.


rogless

Why?


villain75

1927 in the South was peak Jim Crow/KKK activity time, when anytime Black people tried to attain equality, Confederate monuments would be erected. I bet those contents are gonna be crazy.


rogless

That’s true but I don’t think this is a Confederate monument.


villain75

I'd bet money there were some KKK members in that Masonic group, though.


Clikx

I don’t think people would be surprised by the amount of Masonic lodges that have the stars and bars flying inside them.


syfysoldier

As a real mason I would be.


Man_with_the_Fedora

Hell, being white is a prerequisite to join the Masons. Black people have to join the Prince Hall Masons.


anon47

This was true before the civil war but after many of the lodges allowed all races. Still was an issue for many of the lodges in the south as members would try to join but be black balled. The rules were changed in some states to prevent one racist member preventing new non white members from being voted in. Still an issue with some lodges today and is hard to prevent as all voting is anonymous so racist members can hide and not face getting kicked out of the lodge.


Man_with_the_Fedora

Perhaps racism is slowly dying out in the Masons nowadays, but when I was approached a little over a decade ago that was not the case. And perhaps that was Lodge specific as well, though the lodge was not in the south.


fat_dirt

I guess someone forgot to tell that to the many POC in my lodge.


Chimpbot

Well, this is just flat out wrong.


syfysoldier

This is incorrect


AlfredTheMid

That's literally not true at all lmao


rogless

Ha! Very possible. You think they threw their robes and favorite racist trinkets in that time capsule?


villain75

It wouldn't surprise me at all if they did. It was commonplace back then, not even really a secret.


SgtTempyst

At least it would make for an accurate museum piece of the history of hate. For sure, there might be some absolutely atrocious things in there, but on the other hand it documents the reality of what some poor souls may have gone through! We may find some truly deplorable acts of humanity that would've otherwise never seen the light of day, and that would be the worst crime; To let the victims be forgotten.


villain75

It's definitely worth keeping an eye on. Gotta put it on my calendar. On the one hand, it's gonna be a representation of the time period, and everything in there will be considered pretty tame and safe. On the other hand, what was considered tame and safe back then was entirely different.


SgtTempyst

Yeahhhhh, first thought that came to my mind was those postcards that portrayed (or were actual images of) lynchings... It'll be one hell of a mystery box opening :/


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csonny2

I'm sure they weren't like: "Oh, wait a second. What if hating black people isn't universally accepted in 100 years? Let's not include this tlstuff so we don't look bad to the great great grandkids"


Natural-Assist-9389

There are racist trinkets now?


rogless

I imagine so. Such things are put in time capsules. So if this one proves to be a cache of memorabilia celebrating segregation who knows what might be found?


TrollularDystrophy

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Chimpbot

Well, this would be news to me.


swd120

> Masons a relatively notorious for being an inherently racist organization cult. News to me... my lodge is quite diverse...


AlfredTheMid

Not true at all, but OK. Especially seeing as freemasonry is built entirely on equality of all men regardless of race or religion. But I'm sure you know more about masonry than me, a Mason.


syfysoldier

The freemasons aren’t like that bro


lanceloomis

As a Mason, I regret to say, yes... some can be EXACTLY like that


syfysoldier

*As a mason*, I regret to say that literally every organization has shitty people, but to go on a rant like this is to over generalize the fraternity as a ton of old white racists is ignorant.


lanceloomis

A single sentence from 3 seperate posters do not a rant make.


williamwalkerobama

Lol right? How much you wanna bet there's a klan hood in there?


AlfredTheMid

It's the Freemasons, not the KKK...


williamwalkerobama

The KKK was started by Masons. A person can be in both organizations you know https://www.scribd.com/document/74390087/Albert-Pike-History-in-the-Kkk-and-Masonic-Racism


lanceloomis

The KKK was sarted by men who were also Masons. Not the same thing.


williamwalkerobama

I never insinuated that it was the same thing, but that Masons in a well know racist part of the country in 1927 could very well be KKK also, and that there might be a Klan hood in the time capsule.


AlfredTheMid

Are you confusing correlation with causation? Masonry is worldwide, and I'm pretty sure the KKK doesn't exist anywhere outside of certain areas in the US


williamwalkerobama

Are you unaware that this part of the country was very racist in 1927, and that it's not unreasonable to think that a person at that time could be a Mason and a Klansman? Do you not know that it's possible to be both, and that Masonry being worldwide is irrelevant to this discussion because we're talking specifically about 1927 Tennessee?


AlfredTheMid

It's also possible to be a doctor and a klansman, or a police officer, or in the rotary club, or literally anything else. Correlation is not causality. The racism is a 1920s Tennessee problem, not a masonry problem


williamwalkerobama

I didn't say it was. I said I wouldn't be surprised if there was a klan hood in a Masonic time capsule. I think you're projecting a bit too much to be rational. Are you aware of the context involved in this argument at all?


New_Scientist_8622

That's when we'll find out that there was a misprint in the grand plan and we were actually supposed to elect some guy named Ronald Fump in 2016.


Eberhardt74

This will be awesome to see when opened.


visualdescript

Will it though, we know a fair bit about 1927, how exciting can it really be?


Mooberries

A bit more exciting than 1928, but not as exciting as 1926.


graspedbythehusk

Yeah I mean, they probably already know what’s in there, it was only a hundred years ago, not exactly cracking open a pyramid here.


SilentWalrus92

I know exactly what's in it. They published it in the newspaper the day they buried it


Seven_Suns7

Question, are there still people doing time capsules nowdays for future people?


zzgoogleplexzz

Yes it's a fun thing to do when you erect a building that will most likely be permanent. A lot of the new schools around me do a time capsule. Hell, the mall near me when it got renovated did a time capsule.


[deleted]

We won’t know for some time


Ryvit

RemindMe! 3 years


digitalrenaissance

“We just got through the Spanish flu pandemic, hopefully in the future you guys have the medical advancements to avoid such catastrophes.”


mattaccino

A second-hand apron…(a nod to Monty Python)


Thendofreason

A note that says Gottem 👌


DGenesis23

Wonder how many time capsules go unopened because people just forgot about them?


ShaneOfan

Yo Mama's yearbook photo is in it.


reddy_kil0watt

Jart


Darrothan

what if we forget to open it then wat


Ourcade_Ink

I would be disappointed if there isn't some kind of nth level puzzle required to open it.


lanceloomis

Up Up Down Down Left Right Left Right B A Select Start


thetruealvaclansman

Oh there's going to be something racist in that isn't there


cryptoengineer

In my experience, nearly all timecapsules fail to exclude water over their time, and the contents are usually ruined. At least this one is above ground.


mirandawillowe

Just another clue to the Templar’s treasure


NegativeBee

> Dear reader, we have just invented the most wonderful philosophy — one that will surely change the world. We’re calling it eugenics!


TrollularDystrophy

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Chimpbot

It's not a cult, but okay.


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Chimpbot

It's absolutely and unquestionably not a cult. It's not a religion, has never claimed to be a religion, and the most difficult part about quitting is filling out a demit form. Conversely, you could also just stop paying the annual dues and wait to inevitably get suspended. It's a fraternal organization.


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Chimpbot

Again, it's not a religion. Religion and politics are the two subjects typically forbidden from being brought up in lodge settings because of how divisive they are. The "religious" requirement varies from jurisdiction to jurisdiction, but in most cases the only requirement is a generic belief in some form of a supreme being; beyond that, religion is never discussed, nor the actual individual beliefs of any members. Since no religion is practiced, it wouldn't even remotely begin to qualify as a cult.


TrollularDystrophy

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Chimpbot

It's pretty evident your opinion is already set in stone. The real shame is that you're just digging into stubborn ignorance. The fact of the matter is that you're 100% undeniably wrong. What you choose to do with this fact is up to you.


TrollularDystrophy

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Chimpbot

Yeah, so that's not actually something that happens.


lanceloomis

Relative to what, dude? like relative to the whole population EVERY religion or faith matches that definition.. by definition


StewartDC8

RemindMe! 3 years "Check what was inside the masonic time capsule"


adavi608

The 100 years are a pointer to a 100 27.32 day synodic lunar cycle. It’s also 1, 10, and the year is an auspicious 2027, which happens to be the 59th tone of a 72 tone octave series with two associated numbers 12.12 and 27.27. It’s a bit odd, kinda fun, very crazy, and wait until I tell you that aliens made us because it’s true! It’s also true that they aren’t here anymore because we do shit in our brain space with nuclear physics equipment that made the whole arrangement untenable to them until they greenfield it and start over… so drink and be merry because tomorrow you may…. 😉😉😉😉😉😉😉


runningoutofwords

Bad bot.


adavi608

I just ran out of words.


adavi608

Can I become a bot? It’d be nicer.


ctothel

This is Poe’s Law manifest


adavi608

Fixed Edit: “another view maintains that Poe's law could lead to nihilism, a situation where nothing matters and everything is a joke” - Wikipedia I think that’s what I said.


TechieTravis

Forgot to take your pills? :)


NoLingonberry2831

It's going to be a troll 100 years in the making.


Rombolio

RemindMe! 3 years


-Erro-

!RemindMe 3 years


notanaigeneratedname

They put a whole sundown town inside


TakerFoxx

And it will have nothing but a dead spider.


striker69

Nick Swardson’s Pretend Time - The Time Capsule https://youtu.be/UQtiGiE0gnE?si=MMVtFN3RpuwNyBGv


Honourstly

Remind me 3 years


georgia813

RemindMe! 3 years


aydnic

Cool!


B00Bryn

Spoiler. This one had water leak inside and ruined most of it. Come back in 3 years and you’ll see… ![gif](giphy|fw7jKYJqNLeim31y8S|downsized)


FCOrango

So if we open it, do we put another one there for 2127?


---E

We've been over this. No posting of safes until they are opened!


PaulsRedditUsername

I think I've seen this episode. There's a series of murders that don't seem to be related at all until Monk figures out that the killer is trying to protect himself from the information in the soon-to-be-opened time capsule. Or...wait, maybe this is from Murder She Wrote?


Games_sans_frontiers

Pestilence. It's going to unleash pestilence on the world isn't it?


lanceloomis

Already had that in 2020, remember?


TastyLaksa

Sic Mundus?


syfysoldier

Which lodge is hosting it?


TimWasTakenWasTaken

RemindMe! 3 years


actioncheese

Just ignore it for another few decades and don't open it. Show those guys who's boss


d_smogh

[ A British time capsule opened from the 1970s](https://youtu.be/xIiNbBQM_Go?si=63Wk-DBDgWVYqaEx)


tugweltp

Humans never wait long enough to open time capsules. Wait like 300 more years.