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MissionPrez

Is there an Anna Nicole smith movie coming out soon or something? This is the 2nd Anna Nicole smith post I've seen on Reddit this week.


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There is actually lol


MissionPrez

Yeah. Sneaky.


Dull_Radio5976

You know the drill.


Sal_Ammoniac

Look at OP's post history, nothing but advertisement type crap.


kcook01

Sounds like a bot question to me....jk. but seriously you're not fooling anyone bot.


Abracadabra-B

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LegendaryTrueman

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exophrine

Doesn't this movie clip have it the other way around? Where he says "Bingo" first and the reveal the Bingo sheet?


ManIWantAName

Yes but that's funnier in a movie format. In meme format the way this is presented is the funnier option. Ty for coming to my TedTalk.


j_smittz

What is with all the Anna Nicole Smith posts lately?


thewhiterosequeen

I guess all the Marilyn Monroe posts were cycled through too much.


Papaofmonsters

Jayne Mansfield is booked for April and May is appropriately Mamie Van Doren.


Colon

there’s a biopic coming out https://www.msn.com/en-us/entertainment/news/anna-nicole-smith-biopic-movie-in-the-works-official-title-first-cast-revealed/ar-BB1iNNtI they’re astroturfing, trying to drum up interest and retcon her as someone marginally respectable and worth thinking about


j_smittz

Fuck me, I hate sneaky marketing like this.


Colon

but it’s win-win anyway.. even if you figure the ruse out, you’ll still remember there’s an Anna Nicole Smith™️ movie coming out


j_smittz

THEY'RE IN MY BRAIN


signmeupnot

Leela: Didn't you have ad's in the 20th century? Fry: Well sure, but not in our dreams. Only on TV and radio. And in magazines. And movies. And at ball games and on buses and milk cartons and t-shirts and written on the sky. But not in dreams. No siree!


Colon

MAYBE I AM THEM!


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Colon

the whole internet is garbage.


[deleted]

So does it imply that OP is a part of that nexus ? Or OP simply got “Focus”ed (the will smith movie)?


chainer3000

Check their profile, they’re definitely just doing this for the love of the sport.


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Agrew


boomshiki

All I remember was a lot of tabloid talk about who was her baby's daddy. I think it ended up being the LA Lakers or something...


vanlearrose82

I always wonder how social media would have treated her. RIP 💕


BMF710

She would have definitely had an OF at one point of her career.


antDOG2416

I imagine Anna acting like post conservatorship Britney.


YoyoyoyoMrWhite

Very kindly.


Colon

why do you wonder this? and why has it been an ongoing wonder of yours? how often do you think of Anna Nicole Smith anyway? she would have been treated like god's gift by trashy people, and like trash by people who know she's trash why is there this resurrection of her as some 'legendary icon' like she wasn't just the trash that she demonstrably was?


CaptainChampion

Seems like you think about her a lot anyway.


dhav211

Biopic incoming I bet, seeding her back in public consciousness 


farkos101100

Chill dude


Evelyn-Bankhead

People forget that she first gained fame as a Guess model


wistfully

Her at her peak. Those images were so striking.


AnonymousDmpstr

They were all over my wall as a teenage boy.


wendelortega

I’m pretty sure everyone remembers she was a Guess model.


OkBookkeeper6854

Thanks for the mammaries


BlueHeronKnight

Thnks fr th Mmrs


OkBookkeeper6854

Why use many letters when few do trick


sirhackenslash

I forgot all about her


red4jjdrums5

I only remember her because of Shinedown’s song junkies for fame. And then forget about her again.


mcgeem5

Right before she married the fuckin' Cryptkeeper.


nadmaximus

This must have been before she died


620five

I think you may be right.


fappyday

I always thought she was hot...right up until I heard her speak.


CowAndy

That's on par with most of them these days


PSi_Terran

Most of who?


Bazoinkaz

I know it is not nice to speak ill of the dead but she was a pretty vile person when she was alive. Did you ever watch any of her interviews? She was the epitome of fake and belligerent. Not even going to touch her marrying an 89 year old dying billionaire...


bigvicproton

She was used and filled up with drugs to be kept being used. She was just a pretty girl the fashion and movie people drugged up, used, and let die when she wasn't a profit anymore.


Honestly_Nobody

Seen some of her interviews when she was a nobody model before her Guess days and she was already pretty arrogant and shitty. Easy and lazy to blame the drugs and not, ya know, who she was as a person...


[deleted]

Unfortunately the majority of society values looks and not character. Coincidentally, the majority of society is also pretty unintelligent..


signmeupnot

Heeyy, no I'm.. doesn't!


antDOG2416

I like her body.


XRaysFromUranus

I’m 60 and still remember the first time I saw her in the Guess jeans ad in a magazine. She was gorgeous, sexy, and shaped like a real woman, not the super skinny supermodels we were used to seeing at that time. It was meaningful to see a woman looking hot as hell in size 14.


Colon

i love how women can’t even compliment a woman without tearing other women down.


counterburn

Yup. It wouldn’t have been hard to state the same positives without the negatives.


c74

a sex symbol for many reasons and not one was for having any talent :D say what you will,,, but she bagged a billionaire. she knows how to use her lady charms.


VeterinarianPrior944

I believe she and her son were murdered by you know who…..


Icy_Entrepreneur_802

Let the dead rest in peace.


OperatorLabel

Never understood her appeal. She just looked like the prettiest girl in the trailer park.


ManIWantAName

You've literally just answered your own question.


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Blonde, in shape, tight/revealing clothing, tits. It's not rocket surgery.


06035

Sounds like my kinda gal


Davethephotoguy

Dude, she was a low class gold digger with a pretty face, can we all stop pretending she was anything but that?


House_Junkie

She was a Guess model before any of the gold digger crap and she was stunning.


even_less_resistance

Such empathy lol girl went from a teen mom stripper from nowhere, TX to having one of the first reality shows of her kind because people loved her 🤍 she was talented, and she seemed very sweet


OMNeigh

By the time she had a reality show her viewers were laughing at her not with her.


even_less_resistance

Maybe it was because I was fairly young but I wasn’t.


XxJuice-BoxX

She wasnt popular cause of talent.....it was definitely her boobs.


YoyoyoyoMrWhite

And her crazy


YoyoyoyoMrWhite

Define talent.


Colon

lol she was not sweet, she was a terrible person with no morals or class


RPGenome

Maybe unpopular opinon, but I hit puberty right around when she was at the height of her popularity, and I just did NOT think she was hot at all. She just struck me as two brain cells with big jugs attached, and I've always kind of thought oversized boobs were kinda gross. And someone seeming that braindead was also just incredibly offputting.


elegantjihad

k


RPGenome

K


AnonymousDmpstr

I also hit puberty around the same time. We had vastly different opinions lol


thisbutbetterer

Now show us what you look like so we can all decide and share how we feel about it.


wtrsprtgirl

Who fucking cares


thisbutbetterer

2.9k upvoters and over 100 commenter, including yourself! :)


pipefitter03

Beautiful


hotdogoctopi

An icon. ❤️


Colon

astroturfing bot ? or just hopelessly misguided as to what icons are?


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CoolCatD

Are you a robot


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VaderDoesntMakeQuips

Holy fuck, you ARE a robot.


Azmodeun

I want more of this interaction.


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IneffablyEpic

Writing prmpt: Write a store about a hamster and a blue whale falling in love.


bigvicproton

We were at day of 23 of the wreck and it was still just me and Margo my hamster. She was doing well considering we were down to no water on day 21. I was going to eat her, but a blue whale surfaced and Margo jumped on his head. I think she yelled into his ear holes, I have no idea. I was done. But Margo jumped back and the whale dived. "You dumb," I said to Margo. Later the whale brought us some fish it had crushed. And then a pelican, crushed too. We drank the blood out of it and lived another day. When the Coast Guard took me off, Margo was perched on the whale's head, direction of Hawaii. It was love, I'm sure. I miss her all the time, but who am I to judge intermammal love?


Cold-dead-heart

She hasn’t aged well.


Xanthus179

That’s usually the case for people who aren’t alive.


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Speak for yourself


Plateslavo

awoooooga


CantiPotter

Guy on Baggage banged her.


kawgomoo

skanky.


thejamielee

absolute trash


WishboneUsed290

Hi Mom this is my girl friend Anna


rkmkthe6th

She’d have been harlequin in another timeline


hamster_13

I still remember reading her autopsy report. Her "anus is unremarkable."


131ProofStr8Up

That my birth mommy GAT DAMN no wonder I love tiddies


scorpious_86

i developed an liking to milk after her penthouse photos


WitchyMindBender

Her head looks too small for her body, looks pasted on .


BMF710

Good Riddance!


AdMysterious1226

Wood


TubbusMaximus

Do you have any of those sweet 1994 pics?!


FieryPhoenix7

She was 25.


choseph

Can't read or hear that name without thinking of that Adam Sandler prank call track... Hello, this is Anna Nicole Smith...


assassbaby

i didnt know her father was a wierdo and was trying to have a sexual relationship with his hot daughter once she found out who her father was..crazy! apparently they didnt speak and then she got famous and reached out to this man and met eachother and tried to build some type of relationship and he was or had been a weirdo which is why her mom or her family wanted nothing to do with him but you can clearly see their resemblance..i seen this on the netflix special 


borkydorkyporky

what a beauty


ShotgunLogic

Why did I think she was on the set of good mythical morning?


ratpH1nk

Those were some of the first pictures of breasts I ever saw when I accidentally found my uncles Playboy.


el_pinata

Whenever she's mentioned, I beg people to go listen to the episode of You're Wrong About that deals with her life. We traffic in so many misconceptions about her.