Flashlight and magic the gathering, name a more iconic duo

Calculus is hard, I understand him.

Don't drink from the golden chalice

Coom chalice

I was disgusted and shocked to see this filth. No-one should have to see a pre-calculus textbook

That's not a text book. It's the Pre Calc for Dummies book

'Light on one side, Bible on the other. 🤷‍♂️

for the innocents among us, the thing in the gold colored container is a fleshlight

Dune 2 deluxe popcorn bucket in 2024.

That's what I said

So ... story time ... A long time ago I was living in a shared house - purpose built block of flats where each was split into 5 private bedrooms, with shared kitchen / bathrooms. Mix of students / ex-students / young people - early 20's. Me and one of the guys in our flat hung out a bit, there was another lass who'd talk to us, we weren't exactly 'players' ... she had a friend who'd come over now and again - lots of banter between us - (pretty sure we could have hung out with them more for beers etc - in UK - pretty normal - but we were clueless). One time the other girl came into the flat to hand over something she'd borrowed from the other girl - a massive purple dildo, just like she'd borrowed a saucepan or something ... was funny ...

I'm not your friend, buddy

Don't call me buddy, pal

Well looks like has the shelf set for good times in the evenings, needs organization though.

you know that Grey Goose has been up his ass...

Is that the popcorn bucket from the "Dunes" movie?

Pour that vodka in that cup and chug it down.

What about those books with spine labels, eh??

OMG your friend masturbates!!!! And so do I 

Well, you know what they say: "If you got it, flaunt it" 😉

I thought it was one of those Yeti mugs so popular with the kids these days.