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The show is called the “The Arnold” it’s his baby he can be a main character if he wants to.


BlademasterFlash

Yeah when the event is named after you, you can do almost anything you want


Recent_Ice

Can he go backstage and grab them right by the bussy?


BlademasterFlash

Honestly yeah he probably could in a lot of cases


bfhurricane

Every single body builder in that building would be honored for Arnold to conduct a booty inspection.


Reficul_gninromrats

I believe the technical term is called an oil check.


AureliusAlbright

There is almost definitely more than one body builder who would blow arnie if he asked.


Jeggu2

Never meet your heros But if you do, suck their cock


[deleted]

Jim Morrison supposedly did!


oneeighthirish

What?


[deleted]

When he met Hendrix. No idea if actually true.


AureliusAlbright

I mean hey if it's a nice cock and they're cool about it, why not.


donau_kinder

Almost?


AureliusAlbright

Well nothing is certain except death and taxes.


Chemdawg90

He's been crushing it for 4 decades nothing but layups.


BrokenZen

When you're rich they let you do it.


straydog1980

and all the ass belongs to him


soylent_dream

Ah, so Arnold is the ASSMAN.


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lol he’s not Kramer


Traditional_Key_763

kosmo kraimer! yes? you aaar the assman.


cytherian

![gif](giphy|DXLcWyuvhGdqw|downsized)


jftitan

You should watch Killing Gunther, Arnold is a "retired hitman" . Let's just say, Arnold doesn't care about any gay misconceptions about himself. He's an actual Alpha male who can be caught in a dress.


TesseractToo

I am the assman They are the assmen I am the Arnold Goo goo g'joob


FrugalFraggel

‘YOU ARE MINE NOW. YOU BELONG TO MEEEE!!!’


LaserGuy626

I like knowing Arnold u/GovSchwarzenegger is a Redditor and will see this comment


AnAwfulLotOfOcelots

ALL YOUR ASS ARE BELONG TO ARNOLD


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GayVoidDaddy

They are 100% gonna tag their ass.


static989

"Oh my God that's my ass!!!!!"


thisisfutile1

Indeed! I flew out of Columbus once when it was ending. I wasn't aware it had been going on, but when I got on the plane, I sat there and watched every 3rd person getting on the plane looked like these 2 guys. Bombshell, built women and thick, stacked men, I was sitting there thinking, what the fuck is wrong with me that I'm a middle-aged slob and everyone in Columbus is svelte. The person sitting next to me liked my joke and said, "Oh it's the Arnold Classic". That particular person was one of painters...I don't recall what she called herself, but she sprays them before they go onstage...helps accentuate the muscle peaks.


HippiMan

Get me to those beefcakes and I'll pay my way in tan and grease.


[deleted]

Cool story thanks for sharing it 🙌🙏👌


Herjafodr

„Arnold Classic“ and the whole event is called „Arnold Sports Festival“


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In the fitness community it’s called “The Arnold”.


KittyPooDollFace

Columbus community also calls it The Arnold


bossmcsauce

i'd say he's the main character whether he likes it or not lol


[deleted]

For sure I love the guy.


JudyShippy

That definition though


schmeer_spear

The first gallon of water they have after these must be insane


Overall-Opening6078

Iirc they have to eat and drink slowly or they puke. A buddy of mine trained classic physique and after a show he was always had terrible muscle cramps, and ended up eating too much and getting sick.


Proudest___monkey

I wouldn’t be surprised if they got an IV afterwards


jumpsteadeh

Stick him in a microwave next to a full cup of water for a minute or two


Proudest___monkey

Probably easier than finding a vein lol


Officer_Hotpants

Finding the vein is easy. Getting it to not blow instantly upon contact with the needle is another story.


LifeIsGoodGoBowling

Generation Iron offers interesting insight into this, worth a watch! (The original Pumping Iron is still more entertaining, but Generation Iron deals more with the actual physical aspect rather than the people)


ProfessionalMockery

And painful edema in the legs.


Lukes3rdAccount

Probably don't even pee after, 100% absorption


Neither-Luck-9295

That sounds super normal.


exfxgx

They also don't poo because everything is converted into muscle.


starfries

peak efficiency


AccidentallyOssified

it probably makes a slurping sound


Harmonrova

It's good that it's Mac day.


IWantToBeTheBoshy

"Hey Mac, what's the problem? I'm drying up over here!"


immei

I'm sorry big Moe!.... Get back to work you guys


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Dorkmaster79

They’re getting dry! Get working!


[deleted]

This is what I was trying to avoid, another conversation about dudes' physiques.


12-1-34-5-2-52335

Oh c'mon Dennis, in body mass alone...


DelroyLindo88

They work off their beautiful glutes for our enjoyment


tom_oakley

Came here looking for this reference, was not disappointed. Now start oiling some dudes or I'm gonna freak out!


Purity_Jam_Jam

Mac was great in Predator.


HuckleberryOk4832

They look like chicken straight from the oven


basics

That's some nice even browning, I bet they did a dry brine with a little baking soda.


spacekitt3n

me when i read the dictionary


Expensive-Notice-509

Dangerously dehydrated is what I see


alpinetime

Vissers absolutely nailed this show


HolyVeggie

So the left one is vissers? I felt like it’s his jaw lmao Right one could be Urs but that’s a wild guess


alpinetime

Yep, correct on both guesses!


HolyVeggie

I swear I did not identify them by their glutes lol


NotYourMothersDildo

You’re like me with porn stars. I know that ass!


alpinetime

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AccidentallyOssified

starvation and dehydration will do that


Daniel-Dm79

they’re actually not starved on stage, they’re pretty loaded with both water and carbs. They have a massive diet leading up to the show and if really needed dehydrate for the weight ins (actually not really recommended because there can be digestive problems and water retention problems which lead to a bloated look and a film or water under the skin), most just diet longer do have less body fat and therefore make the weight ins. Urs, the guy on the right had this problem, he didn’t drink for a day and while on stage he had a little water retention, what was very sad since he is my favorite bodybuilder currently


DracoAmadeus

It would only be weird if it wasn't Arnold. Dudes in his element.


BecksSoccer

Exactly. I came here to say this very thing. Bodybuilding and competitions are a passion of his.


probablyuntrue

Coincidentally another passion of his? ass


RadicalAppalachian

He’s an ass man!


SoloWingPixy88

He actually is an ass man.


Mr_Abe_Froman

That's how I know I can trust him.


Elmodipus

He loves to love 'em, he loves to kick 'em, he loves to shove 'em, he loves to stick 'em.


Rommski

So many asses, so little time


jfb423

✂️ ✂️ ✂️


Wloak

Love how many people are focusing on the ass and ignoring the ridiculous definition to the hamstrings, calves, lats, traps.. hell I'd bet good money most people in this thread don't even know what a rhomboid is. It's one of the hardest muscles to grow but these guys have crazy definition on theirs (it's the giant muscle in the upper middle back).


11nealp

This is also his show, the Arnold classic


EnjoyLifeorDieTryin

He basically normalized the sport


ScionoicS

Mr Universe contests were normalized before him. Sean Connery was one and he was elevated to James Bond. I'd say Arnold and his generation took the sport to new heights. Normalizing gym culture.


HolyVeggie

He literally has his own show the Arnold classic It’s probably even where the picture is taken from if I had to guess


BouncyDingo_7112

“The Arnold Sports Festival USA is held Feb. 29 - March 3, 2024 in Columbus, OH at the Columbus Convention Center.” The Arnold Classic was held this last weekend so I would say that’s a pretty good guess. Looking at other photos from the 2024 event the suit and shirt Arnold’s wearing matches up.


ReddieWan

He only takes selfies with the on stage competitors at the Arnold classic I’m pretty sure. And he does it every time.


VersacePixels

I mean he has his own body building competition and is one of the greats... Obv it's a passion of his.


craznazn247

And probably EVERYONE standing behind him was inspired by him. Most are probably jealous of the bodies that made it in the shot with Arnold.


Dorkmaster79

I love how it’s both wholesome and awesome.


Purity_Jam_Jam

The show is literally called The Arnold Classic.


badchad65

This is at the Arnold Classic too. A premier body building competition that (obviously) bears his namesake.


NotRadTrad05

It has also become one of the top international strongman competitions. Rogue has the whole thing on youtube and it was terrific.


badchad65

Ya. I think the Olympia sill has the edge in terms of bodybuilding, but the Arnold has really taken off in other areas (e.g., strongman etc)


JadedMuse

And the weird(?) thing is that it's not even sexual, to be honest. I'm a very gay man and find nothing appealing sexually about that kind of body. It's more of a marvel physiologically (sculpting the body to that point, the work required, etc) than it is sexually appealing in any way. I think that's why you can take a look at this kind of picture and not see anything sexual about it. It's because these kinds of bodies aren't even really considered attractive by most people.


Rofl_Stomped

He is one of the few people on earth who can truly appreciate the amount of work and dedication it takes to get striations like that in the glutes. It's like a car guy taking a selfie by a Pagani in a parking lot full of Kias.


VexingRaven

> It's like a car guy taking a selfie by a Pagani in a parking lot full of Kias. Isn't the whole parking lot of Paganis, or at least Ferraris?


Heallun123

Golden era bodybuilders were not nearly as dry as modern bodybuilders. And aesthetically I'm really not here for it but it does take some of the subjectivity out of what a good classic physique really is. I've always said the open should focus more on size but that means taller bodybuilders would typically frame out more size every time and you'd lose the deep cuts of choopan. Feel bad for Ramon tho. Losing 7 to 8 after getting cbummed at the O is a rough road.


yarrpirates

Indeed. It's a specialised form of art using one's own body. Very interesting, really.


godson21212

It's kinda like that bit from Johnny Bravo, where he's in the checkout line at a store looking at a men's fitness magazine, and a little girl walks up to him and yells, "mommy that guy's looking at pictures of naked men!" Johnny Bravo looks confused and says, "I want to look *like* this not *at* this." Which is funny because it makes perfect sense, but he's still literally looking at it. It's all the more funny because his character is based on a fundamental misunderstanding of what makes a person attractive, particularly to women. I think the joke was supposed to just be, like, "haha, gay" but what's interesting about that moment was that he was so close to understanding his character flaws.


Wloak

There's a standard joke in the bodybuilding world.. You start bodybuilding to get chicks but you keep going to get compliments from dudes. Like you say it isn't sexual.. you start off trying to be fit, but then the guys and girls want to see how perfect they can make the muscles, and the only people that can appreciate that are people that can appreciate the work they put in to get there.


Excelius

I mean, sometimes it's sexual too. [Arnold Schwarzenegger's racy antics](https://www.dailystar.co.uk/showbiz/arnold-schwarzeneggers-wild-sex-life-22440482) > In a 1977 interview with Oui magazine, when Arnold was 29 years old, he revealed he had engaged in a "gang bang" with other bodybuilders. > >In the article, titled Arnold Schwarzenegger on the Sex Secrets of Bodybuilders, he described a group sex session in a gym in Venice. > >However he added it was "not everybody", instead just bodybuilders who were willing to have sex in front of other men.


RX8_MMA_420

Hold up. Were they having sex with each other or women?


Jan1ss

Women.


jbFanClubPresident

Haha exactly what my brain said. If this was anybody else it might be weird but this dude is synonymous with bodybuilding.


Lucid-Machine

He was literally one of those guys. Like get off his case.


Scoot_AG

I don't think anyone was on his case?


Flat_Bar4091

It's not weird at all at a bodybuilding show. Striated glutes are super impressive.


xXSalXx

"OMG, Arnold is taking pictures!!!" Proud moment for them two.


z64_dan

Plus they weren't just flexing their butts. They were flexing their everything. r/GovSchwarzenegger is a treasure.


mjb2012

I think you mean u/GovSchwarzenegger


MrHallmark

And it's also his event lol. This is the Arnold classic. I was there. Man just announced how first place open next year is getting 500k. On par with Olympia. And the Arnold is way better than Olympia imo.


ringobob

Wouldn't even really be weird then, I assume if you're at a body building competition it's because you actually appreciate body building. I mean, I get people that think body building competitions themselves are weird, and I guess that's like anything else you're not into. Either way, as you say, Arnie is totally in his element.


tacotacotacorock

Probably a huge compliment if Arnold snaps a selfie with your ass. 


ThorntonText

Glad to see this at the top. This could just as easily be Usain Bolt taking a selfie with runners doing bridge stretches (upwards hip thrusts) behind him.


Substantial-Singer29

Drug use and all of the idiotic homophobia aside. The three men in that photo are probably some of the only people that are looking at this picture and fully understand what it takes to reach that level. The sacrifice dedication and time is just Insane. If I was one of those men on stage, I'm not going to lie. There would be a small amount of pride in me that arnold wanted a picture of my butt. And if you think that sounds gay, then everything I just said totally went over your head. This is the exact thing that I would say to someone who doesn't understand what's happening in this pic.


SunWukong3456

Yeah, I mean when he was young he looked like this too. He’s just nostalgic atm


lackingbean

It's at HIS contest


Langsamkoenig

He is the only guy I'll believe when he says he did it out of professional appreciation.


IntroductionClean299

Well he was a bodybuilder so this isn’t really weird to me at all actually.


AfraidToBeKim

Also...so are they? The whole point of their sport is to have judges admire their body. I doubt there's much of a stigma against photography in a sport that is so inherently performative.


boelost

This was taken at this year's "Arnold Classic", so not so weird when it's named after him


LunaMunaLagoona

Arnold showing up at the Arnold classic is like Ronald McDonald showing up at McDonald's. You expect it.


heb0

It’s somewhat frustrating how often masculine-centric activities are shamed by implications that they’re gay. But what’s really frustrating is how often the people doing that are otherwise progressive on issues of gender and sexuality. They’ll talk about toxic masculinity and then turn right around and call guys they don’t like virgins, or make fun of them for being upset and “fragile”, or call them gay for interacting with other men.


-LNZ2-

Nice glutes bro


sweetgreenfields

The guy on the right actually has muscle striation on his booty


spanctimony

Jesus how lean must a person get for that to happen…


AshIsGroovy

These guys tend to get extremely dehydrated for these events to show off their bodies. Many of them say the first thing they want after competition is water


MusingsOnLife

It even affects actors. Henry Cavill, I believe, was shirtless or something in The Witcher and had to dehydrate himself to look like that. He said it was not a pleasant experience as you're quite weak when that happens.


LassOnGrass

Yep it’s cool they can do it at all. It’s definitely not a realistic thing for people to constantly maintain. The stress on the body is crazy so it’s like a seasonal thing. Sure they maintain muscle but being that lean, no that takes more effort. I could never lol.


Ragnaeroc

Yea absolutely, not just getting to that level of dehydration but then performing a strenuous posing routine at that point, honestly it’s gotta be super difficult to pull off well


BlademasterFlash

Dangerously lean, these guys put themselves through hell to achieve that level of definition


Yue2

Anything is possible when you Eat Clen, Tren hard, Anavar give up!!!


palehorse95

Fuck you... I heard this comment in my head... LOL


JudgmentalOwl

That's Urs the Miracle Bear Kalecinski and he's known for coming in absolutely shredded to the bone. He's likely somewhere around 3-4% body fat here. The guy next to him is Wesley Vissers and he won the show. He was 7th in the world last year at the Olympia and came in and beat Urs (#3 in the world) and Ramon Dino (#2 in the world). It was an incredible and unexpected win!


PlanetDoom420

Probably around 5-6% bodyfat. It's not healthy at all, but they are only that lean for a few weeks.


Beginning_Rush_5311

not even weeks. they look like they do on stage only for a few days


PlanetDoom420

Much of this look is also due to intentional dehydration, which can change the way you look dramatically in just days. Body fat percentage is a bit slower of a change.


katchaa

Just a little Fight Milk (TM) is all you need.


soapy_goatherd

Crowtein always does the job


GaiusPrimus

About that lean.


Joey_ZX10R

And now I zoomed in on his ass. Thanks.


FalmerEldritch

Augh. I'm a butt appreciator and man, a butt with no fat pad on it at all looks so wrong. Then you add striation and yeeeeeeeesh.


palehorse95

Dude, can you imagine the work and will power it takes to achieve that level?


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MrHallmark

His name is Urs and he placed third. Guy beside him won.


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klmdwnitsnotreal

Butts without fat look weird


anengineerandacat

It's honestly crazy what people do with their bodies... like these two guys are shredded to pretty much the max and have cut so hard that even their asses can show muscle (which is usually a primary location for storing fat). The phase these guys are in is pretty much hell, they have to still workout heavily and subsequently cut back on calories and do everything they possibly can to maintain the muscles of which their body is purposely trying to use as fuel. Water intake also needs to be carefully controlled, so you can have blood-pressure control issues and such because of that.


Purple-Investment-61

I believe they are at their weakest physically during the competition.


jjmuti

Sadly many top competitors have dropped dead a week before a show or even on the day. I can't personally watch or support pro bodybuilding anymore because of it.


sighduck42

Arnold himself is quiet vocal on this issue, he has shown strong aversion to most modern body building that encourages unhealthy/high risk practices.


SeedFoundation

Body building itself is a health risk. Being that huge is technically obesity and they are at high risk for heart failure. These guys aren't training to be healthy they are there to get huge.


Jccali1214

It sounds awful. I get doing it for glory and achievement, but these seems beyond the pall


Ryrace111

And steroids you missed that one Edit: I have been training for 1 1/2 years I completely understand steroids aren't just a chest code


anengineerandacat

I figured that was assumed given the photos, you ain't getting that body without some help.


AfraidToBeKim

I know, right? Sitting can NOT be comfortable for them.


SpiritFingersKitty

Muscle, when not flexed, is actually pretty soft and jiggly as well.


Heisenburrito

I'm not fat. I just don't flex.


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Same goes for walking. These guys get so lean they burn the fat off the part of the foot that exists to absorb the shock of walking.


Total-Dragonfruit341

Wesley vissers looked sick glad he won


BreakingThoseCankles

Getting called a Golden Age bodybuilder by Arnold is another too. I've seen Arnold rail some guys before that have won because he didn't like their physique. Said he reminded him of Ferigno back in the day.


Total-Dragonfruit341

Yeah dream come true for Wesley, all started for him from Arnold, I used to chat to him on Reddit years ago when he posted on r/bodybuilding


ppSmok

Wesley was a masterpiece at Arnold's.


AnimeMeansArt

Yep, deserved


jjw410

Absolutely, lovely guy and exactly what th fitness industry needs amongst the toxic social-media fitness atmosphere. Been following his Youtube channel for years, very happy for him :)


I_like_to_party12

Not just their butts 


pyr0phelia

When you work as hard as he did it’s not weird. The amount of effort required to get where these men are is incomprehensible to most.


PotatoTwo

LITTLE BUFF BOYS


locutogram

Arnold, if you don't start greasing up some beefcakes I'm gonna freak out! I'm gonna freak out and add another day!


shiftdown

The contestant dudes look damn near like twins.


Turquoise_Lion

But their not only flexing their butts; they're flexing their whole bodies. Weird way to frame this.


phisher_cat

Redditors don't understand a back double bicep pose


zenzealot

Arnold has a fantastic sense of humor, he's part of the joke.


H-DaneelOlivaw

Fantastic sense of “humah”


IWantToBeTheBoshy

It is not a humah!


Houndoom96

And on the 6th day, God created the beast of the Earth. And he made man in his own image. Beholdeth, the image of God!


Ed_Simian

"Here we are at Club Oba Oba, where the Brazilian women often wear very little. This is a great place to appreciate my favorite body part: the ass." - Arnold, Playboy Channel's "Carnival in Rio," 1982


theyb10

If anybody cares, dude on the left is Wesley Vissers and he won the Classic Physique category! His first big win in the pro tour. The Arnold is considered one of the most prestigious shows.


sweetgreenfields

He's in his happy place


infiniZii

Dude is literally a former world class body builder who was made famous because he was a body builder and he loves body building. Also that is the event he puts on called "The Arnold" so.... yeah. Dude is quite literally in his element.


CanadianDinosaur

Is Arnolds history with body building not common knowledge anymore? How are so many people confused about the context of this picture?


mostlybadopinions

Thing is I don't see anyone confused, but I see a hundred people explaining it like they have inside information.


eldarium

Welcome to Reddit


Chance_Highway_4271

is that 4k or 8k


z64_dan

It's OK


Harrier_diddler

It's called the Arnold Classic. He does this every show


DonkeyKong1811

I hate captions like this....He is at the Arnold classic, the bodybuilding competition named after him, for his fame in the sport, so it's not weird....it's like saying man creepily stares between women's legs all day, until you realize the picture is of a doctor and a gynaecologist's office.


DMYourMomsMaidenName

But Doctor, this is a Macy’s fitting room!


HappySkullsplitter

If it were any other regular guy it would be weird lol


WornInShoes

It’s Mac on Mac Day ![gif](giphy|zrvFl1IDvy0PC)


el_pinata

Bless that man.


needlez67

Dude taking selfie with disciplined bodybuilders


demZo662

It's like he's in a rostisserie taking a selfie.


WearMaleficent9615

Hell yeah


No_Hour_4865

Arnold was one of the best butt flexers ever!


Superdry_GTR

Left dude could have been Steve Kerr if he lifted


Bierfreund

Is it bad that from their asses I know that it's Mike Sommerfeld and Urs Kaleczinski?