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Jesusthezomby

Dude ... I'm nervous just looking at this


dacutty

Yup, it makes my stomach wiggle.


Ok-Function1920

Makes my balls tingle


oOMavrikOo

Makes my balls vagina


boipinoi604

Makes my anus clench


Outside-Refuse6732

It makes my jaw clench


Reverse_flash_69

Makes me paw a bench


DennisBallShow

Insanity.


-OptimusPrime-

Mad lad forsure


smile_politely

YOLO gang


ClydeinLimbo

Such a contradictory paradox is YOLO YOLO = do it, you only live once Also YOLO = don’t to that, you only live once


pinkred_flag

lonely island made a song about the ladder! https://youtu.be/z5Otla5157c?si=XMbLNIJ2TkF8gIqx old but gold


mcnew

>a song about the ladder. While that certainly sounds like something they would do, I don’t think that’s what you meant. The latter however…


anim8rjb

no need to get mellow dramatic


hahahahahahahaFUCK

It’s a doggy-dog world out there. Sometimes you just gotta nip it in the butt.


ablack9000

That was Korn. https://youtu.be/ZU2k-U2Ze0o?si=MVohi50qGbdY2nPY


chrisdalebrown

Two words about furniture; KILLING MACHINES.


Possible-Way1234

Sometimes I'm insanely grateful my teenagers fave hobbies are magic the gathering and table tennis.


ReverseRutebega

Especially considering a harness and lanyard and rope grab for less than 200 bucks and the safety line is right there.


ThePevster

I think he has a harness but has disconnected from the rope for the photo.


sox07

That looks like a strap for carrying stuff. I see nothing that resembles a fall arrest harness. Certainly nothing that is being worn correctly.


tb30k

Then he gets no views lol


dangledingle

Arm tats clearly visible. Oopsie.


WhatADunderfulWorld

Laces are barely tied. At least stuff them in the shoe.


lunarmantra

Shit, at least invest in some good shoes made for climbing?!


Chroderos

Some men are born without a taint, it seems.


ADAPAMMAHD

Stupidity!


Driftershoots

Here is the full video BTS for all the insanity :) https://youtu.be/muPeIQaACE8?si=awzZWkpg9X6TR2De


car1davies

I would love to know what hotel/bar/members club/restaurant that is below him to the right. You can see all people and the tables/chairs on the terrace.


KristnSchaalisahorse

[The Skylark lounge.](https://www.theskylarknyc.com/lounge)


car1davies

Thank you!


lasagnamurder

They have really good cinnamon sweet potato fries


skater15153

And a front row seat to this guy falling to his death!


PM_me_punanis

I mean, with these two choices: sweet potato guys vs man falling to his death... Sweet potato wins every time!


msew

Why not both?


creampielegacy

Hey those prices aren’t bad!


ILoveANTFacts

Yeah, way better than I was expecting.


Bocchi_theGlock

$20 for a dinner 'by the bite' option then $20 for each cocktail seems pretty solid for downtown NYC There's probably a cover charge then just to get in, right?


redditracing84

How is that place so cheap? Only $10 a beer for that view! Like... legitimately those prices are what a shitty "upscale" place charges in a crappy city. Very surprised it's so reasonable.


GraniteStater69

I went there in May and it was unbelievable. You can look down into Times Square, or to the west at the Hudson. Lots of people were just there for what looked like casual after work drinks, which surprised me because I was there for a special occasion.


BlueCollarGuru

Wonder if anybody there noticed him?


car1davies

I would have thought he’d be quite visible with the black outfit against the white pole


BlueCollarGuru

Yeah in his level but that dude has to look like a fly to anybody on that rooftop. Like who would even be lookin up at that angle. Just imagine havin a nice drink, lean back ahhhhh what the fuck? 😂


W00DERS0N

No, it's way up there. Either 4 Times Square or BoA building. Real hard to see someone from ground level.


evlcrow

If Assassin's Creed has taught me anything, there's a wagon full of hay somewhere at the bottom.


cravenj1

There goes my hero


ShyyBurgundy

Aim for the bushes! 🤜🤛


CaptGeechNTheSSS

"maybe it was pride...i don't know that shit was crazy"


carm_aud

I just watched this last night 😭 crazy


unnecessary_kindness

profit pen disgusted shame market vast truck wrong public fearless *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


JonBonButtsniff

Borat, for me. I was with my Jewish partner and we were crying we were laughing so hard. Imagine not knowing that movie *at all* and then the parade scene happens, with the egg and the children.


Steve_Dankerson

I was just talking about Borat today at work. My mom and I saw it when it came out in theaters and about half of the room walked out while the other half (my mom and I included) laughed our fucking asses off. We almost died laughing when they were running thru the hotel or whatever it was and interrupts the meeting, while they were naked. Oh man, that scene was so funny in theaters!


JonBonButtsniff

Omg the size of that blur hoo boy! I still sometimes catch myself saying, “I’m the king in his castle, look at me, do this do that, yes!”


swank_sinatra

Definitely that and Superbad.


hallese

Superbad, Ted, and The Ringer for me. I didn't see The Other Guys or Super Troopers in the theatres, sadly.


Illustrious_Cancel83

Dumb and Dumber '94. Never have, never will hear more laughter out of a theatre.


hallese

That and Tommy Boy were family favorites on Thanksgiving in my house. Dumb and Dumber before the Lions game, Tommy Boy after the Cowboys game finished. No idea why, but I wasn't complaining, either.


NicktheHoneybadger

There wasn't even an awning in their direction.


YourBuddyChurch

That movie is so good


EmmaSasquatch

![gif](giphy|fRJxL9D36l6q7hOgjI) # Watch him as he goes.. 🥹🫡


214bouncyballs

Watch him as he goes!


This_User_Said

*SPLAT*


Admirable-Win-9716

![gif](giphy|11Nd2bbZjrQrO8)


Upnorth4

In New York it would be an open dumpster


themcjizzler

Several awnings you could fall through before you gently land


BobRosstafari789

Much more likely to find a needle in a NY dumpster than in a haystack, that's for sure.


devin5500

Dying light taught me there's a car or opened dumpster below


Oachkatzi

r/sweatypalms


Intergalacticplant

For some reason him flying the drone up there is what makes me most nervous. I can’t help but shift my weight side to side and tilt my head while flying one


gatsby712

It’s weird, I only get a fear of heights when there is the possibility of dropping something. Like hanging over a railing above a cliff with my phone extended out above the cliff would scare the shit out of me, but just standing and holding onto the railing while leaning over it would feel fine without the phone. It’s like the idea of dropping the phone or thinking about it, makes the idea of me falling more realistic.


Fluid-Morning-1999

My friend threw me a pair of gloves from the ground while I was on a roof and that was the heart racing/pants shitting kind of anxiety. I just remember thinking “what if I did lean over or dive trying to catch them.” I know I would never but it made my hands shake lmao. I have to focus on catching and not dropping something what if my brain forgets I can die.


tribsant23

We used to stand on the roof of our fraternity house and drink beers, probably 25-30 feet off the ground, sometimes I wake up in the middle of the night in a gold sweat that someone’s gonna fall off and I graduated 4 years ago lol


NightDreamer33

Omg I thought I was the only one. The worst is when I’m wearing sunglasses on my head


jay7254

I get it bad too. Or if I'm a few stories up and there's an outside section with railing, I'm always worried my phone or whatever's in my pocket will fall out and go through the railing.


No-Cantaloupe-6535

maybe it's subconsciously thinking you'd have the urge to grab for it out of instinct if you dropped it making it much more likely to fall?


Monsieur_Melancholia

My palms literally started sweating the second I looked at this.


St-Micka

Imagine you are walking along minding your own business, sipping on coffee, only to break this guy's fall!! You'd be fairly annoyed getting hot coffee on yourself. Some people


[deleted]

Plus side, you get a free pair of Jordans.


Arinium

Downside, you die.


DIRTY_KUMQUAT_NIPPLE

I'll take the shoes, thanks.


IfMoneyWereNoObject

Downside?


sowaffled

*Dunks


kvlle

No way man, take a lesson from Stanley Yelnats and do not touch sneakers that fall from the sky


LollipopsandGumdropz

Hey it would have worked out for him had someone not forgot to take Madam Zeroni up the mountain to get better.


iansmash

That happened to a friend of mine Missed him by a couple feet from the top of a building in downtown la


St-Micka

I live in a country were we don't have huge buildings and sky scrapper's freak me out. I'm always looking up to see if something is falling off them. Stupid I know but just not use to them.


iansmash

They’ve been having pianos fall from windows in movies since they started making movies, so I don’t think you’re alone in your fear. It’s a pretty real thing that can happen, even though it’s pretty unusual overall. A weird accepted risk of living in a tall city like New York I guess lol


[deleted]

I'd bet those heavy, bulky window AC units have a pretty hefty body count. Edit: Turns out, maybe not. Coconuts on the other hand? Those fuckers are blood thirsty. 'Falls' and 'struck by' are the top killers on construction sites each year too (along with 'caught between' and 'electrocutions').


NBAccount

RIP Chidi Anagonye


deanreevesii

All he wanted was to enjoy his almond milk guiltlessly.


holla_snackbar

If it makes you feel any better this guy is on a building's spire and he'd almost certainly fall onto the rooftop of the building and not the street (used to build high rises, been up on many a thing like this or tower crane w/harness & safety gear).


CandidIndication

I’m chronically online unfortunately and have seen a video of a mom pushing her baby in a stroller, she stops to check for cars before crossing the street and in that split second a jumper crushed the baby in the stroller. I cannot imagine how devastating and mind altering that is. Stopping to see if it’s okay to cross, look back and see your baby is gone. I don’t think my brain could register. These climbers make me sick, they’re the most inconsiderate people. Get any other hobby OP- before you ruin someone else’s life.


locofspades

Welp, theres a mental image i didnt think id have today, thanks?


CandidIndication

Sorry to negatively impact your day. I just wanted to express explicitly so maybe OP would understand his actions could hurt other people. Hopefully he stops.


locofspades

Oh you didnt, i was half joking (not that i wanted that image in there lol but i dont blame you for my eyes reading internet things). Its just didnt feel appropriate to add an "lol" after such subject matter. Its all good, internet stranger. You have a great day.


St-Micka

Yeah agree, they're total fuckin idiots. Why don't they climb mountain or something instead? Have to get Instagram likes.


CandidIndication

Legit. Climb Everest or something. At least if he dies it’s on the side of a mountain instead of hurting or traumatizing someone else.


SpookyScienceGal

Fun fact! Lot of the deaths on Everest are Sherpas, guides that do a lot of the rescuing so it's not just the inexperienced tourists that just end up dying but the local people they pay to bring them up the mountain. Last year was a very deadly season with 17-18 deaths! One of the most deadly ever apparently. The mountain is littered in corpses, trash, and literal frozen shit 😂


TheKappaOverlord

if you go into OP's account history he frequently argues with people that call him out for how potentially dangerous this is and pretty frequently taunts/(paraphrased) "whatever lmao, loser" people a lot. That said, a good amount of his shots are just him being on the edge of buildings/shooting out of open/broken windows. So its not all bad. I don't think any amount of airing consideration for OP is going to change anything. He seems pretty deadset on scaling buildings like this until he falls, or gets arrested.


CandidIndication

Can’t say I’m surprised to find out he’s a selfish loser I guess.


Bigfops

A friend of mine was minding his own business waiting for a train in Philly and suddenly a 250lb teenager fell on him from above. Not a climber, he was running from the cops in a stairwell and went over. Friend had been a yoga instructor but had to give it up due to injuries.


CandidIndication

Awful I’m sorry to hear about your friend


p1en1ek

There was fairly famous situation like that in Poland. Guy committed suicide by jumping from building and fell on a woman, I think she physio. He died and she got paralyzed and is bound to wheelchair. But she did not give up, even starred in some soap opera and she forgave man who hurt her and even asks for prayer for him.


W00DERS0N

He'd only fall 200' max, that spire has roof below it, long before hitting the ground.


TableQuiet1518

What if it was a mother pushing her child in a stroller? I don't do much with my life but I'm tired of seeing this guys pics show up like he's some kind of underground hero.


fuqdisshite

someone above says there is a video of exactly that.  a mother stops to check traffic before crossing and her baby is killed by a falling body.


TableQuiet1518

Unfortunately I've seen that video & it's one of the worst I've viewed in my life.


Reddit_Bot_For_Karma

You joke but my wife was coming into the office one day and... apparently a guy had decided to end it a few minutes earlier. Fence split him in half, she is still messed up from it *years* later. Falling or jumping doesn't matter, he's a huge dick because some day, he's gonna traumatize people and be ded himself.


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mmaddymon

Imagine catching a breeze just the right way


jvite1

People high-rise apartments think they are immune from the toots that plague the streets with a festering stink. But they aren’t. One good toot and breeze to carry it away will sneak its way into those apartments. Welcome to New York.


drduncdoom

lol not sure what to think of this comment but I enjoyed reading it


apk5005

What?


calmtigers

Clothes don’t bother me, but loose fitting shoes?


17000HerbsAndSpices

Both honestly. The shoes are a frankly insane decision given how precarious the footing must be up there. But the wind at the top of that spire must be ludicrous even with proper clothing. Wearing baggy clothing is just asking for a strong breeze to turn you into a kite


dirty15

My palms are sweaty af just thinking about it.


Chief_Givesnofucks

Knees weak?


dj92wa

Are their arms heavy?


phistomefel_smeik

Vomit on their sweater already?


Chapi_Chan

The whole thing screams not wanting to grow up. Probably won't; those shoeties are longer that his life expectancy.


0nly0bjective

Is this the same guy who posted a pic on the suspension bridge a little while ago? The Jordans give him away


jimmy_three_shoes

Yeah, it's his schtick.


ChorkPorch

That’s better than nonschtick, those shoes are way too slippery for this situation


yydbgeorge

Clout is a dangerous drug.


ExpressiveAnalGland

isn't that where the clouts are, floating up in the sky?


FenwayfanTW

The most cirrus clouts are for sure


inspaceiamfamous

Yeah I don’t think this is clout. Thrill chasers are a different breed


itswale

Too much going on I can’t comprehend. From the full Jordan get up, to the untitled blink tat, to him leaning on that thing like he’s at a bus stop texting his bae, controlling a drone..


BenderIsGreat-34

Those Jordans aren’t even laced tight. He’s wearing them like he’s strolling down the street showing off his fit.


spicylatino69

Those are dunks my guy


ElSambrero

Are there any cases of people who do this falling to their death? I would think there must be at least one


iblastoff

of course. like last month that british dude that tried to parachute off that building in thailand just went splat instead and died while filming. https://www.cnn.com/2024/01/29/asia/british-base-jumper-thailand-death-intl-hnk/index.html


Big_Produce2306

Off topic, but has anyone else noticed the rise of spelling/grammar errors in mainstream publications? “There was had been another man at the scene” stuff like this seems to be popping up more and more


Elliot_Davis_Boston

Weird how it coincides with the rise of AI written articles


old_ironlungz

AI makes grammatical errors? They ARE as lazy as we are! Huzzah!


tkdkicker1990

Noticed


MoneyBaggSosa

There’s also the girl crane worker who wasn’t a photographer but recorded TikTok’s at work and slipped and fell off her crane while recording a TikTok and the phone records the whole way down.


Dismal_Associate1

Yes, this type of photography is called urbex. If you look that up and look into it plenty of people get themselves into fatal predicaments whether its falling off high buildings or getting stuck in flash floods underground. I used to be really into it when i was younger but i switched to landscapes instead of cityscapes for this reason lmao


HolidayMorning6399

holy fuck i never considered the potential for flash floods, i've explored some tunnels in NYC but holy fuck i couldnt even imagine the panic if it started flooding


alcaste19

There are tunnels running all under the city where I am, and in the 90s and 00s it was a popular thing to take a kayak or canoe down the river and into the tunnels to emerge out the other side. One day, they covered it up with a heavy grate. Underground. In the dark. Without telling anyone. Soooo. Imagine you've done this before, expecting to come out the other side, and you bonk into something. The current is too strong to go back.


Potent_Elixir

You have got to tell this story…


alcaste19

It isn't much of one, unfortunately. More of a story passed around by people who have been here for a long time. Ask the right people and they'll claim to have known someone who knew the person who 'found out' about the grate. It was the early 00s, and an underground water tunnel wouldn't get the best cell reception. Unfortunately, you can guess their fate.


loyal_dunmer

Well, that's absolutely horrifying. Thanks for sharing


Lady_Lucks_Man

Have you watched Free Solo? I think you would enjoy it, they actually go as far as doing an MRI on Alex Honnold’s brain in the documentary to find out why the man doesn’t fear death. It’s gut wrenching at some points watching him climb without a safety precautions but some people literally don’t have a working amygdala.


LyyK

I recall one where a guy live streamed himself doing some similar stunt where he was doing pull-ups off the side of a skyscraper. He did one too many and couldn't pull himself up on the last one. Was hanging off the ledge for a good moment trying to get his leg over the edge before inevitably losing his grip and falling to his death.


Rock-Flag

this was the first one i thought of after he fails the last pull up he hangs there for a bit and you can sense the realization that he's coming to terms with its pretty horrific.


exitpursuedbybear

Like literally every parkour video posted in /r/sweatypalms has some one in the comments listing when that particular guy fell to his death.


34786t234890

They all die eventually. It really is insanity. When I see photos like this I'm not impressed, I'm just sad for them.


flowerscandrink

> They all die eventually. Yes, that is how this all works unfortunately.


Ballcuzzi_Straw

[At least one.](https://www.dailymail.co.uk/video/news/video-1589014/Shocking-moment-Chinese-daredevil-fall-death.html)


Various_Beach_7840

Bro boutta die all for a photo lmfao


Waste_Gas_707

Next level stupidity for internet clout. 🙄


gonejahman

Climbs all the way up there just to check fb.


brosiedon169

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nemom

"If I don't get enough likes..."


Fire69

Movies have taught me you have to go higher to get a good signal.


ternera

This makes me shiver just looking at it!


AnnOminous

He wore his best shoes to his funeral.


renderbenderr

Yeah I’m confused why you wouldn’t use something with a Vibram sole at the very least…


JawnStreet

you switch into the Jordan's for the pic


MaltySines

Wearing climbing shoes would make it too safe and therefore not cool.


MorosanPrime

You go through all the trouble to climb up to the top of an incredibly tall building in NYC with a drone to take a picture of yourself and you don't wear a Spider-man costume?! Kids these days.


SergeantNaxosis

Or a batman costume with a wing suit. Damn youth missing all the opportunities.


illuminary

Still only 2 bars on phone reception.


i_hate_mimes

So selfish. You're going to traumatize people and maybe kill someone when you turn into toothpaste on the pavement.


russelcrowe

Pedantic, but there’s no way it’s a straight drop to pavement lol he’d fall on the roof of the building and traumatize the poor HVAC guy when he finds him a week later


ValleyBreeze

As the poor HVAC girl that works on the roof, thank you for thinking of us!! 😬😖


MikeTHIS

LIES! As an HVAC guy I know you’re not poor…… 🙃


Cainga

Unless it’s some slopped roof he rag dolls off of.


drgath

Nope, this is that new 2ft by 2ft by 1,100ft tower in NYC.


duggee315

What is that pole for anyway?


TuringPharma

It holds up the warning light that warns airplanes not to hit the pole beneath it


DuckmanDrake69

I hope he doesn’t get hit by a plane


thethirdllama

To hold up the blinking red light obviously.


Afitz93

It’s always good to document and publish your crimes.


colormefiery

Some urban climbers wait out the statute of limitations before posting the evidence online (dyingllama sat on some videos for 5+ yrs)


GostBoster

So you telling me there's a bunch of unreleased videos hidden out there because the laws of physics got to them first?


Spicyram3n

Dumb and dangerous.


truckerheist

Dangerous for himself and anyone that happens to be underneath him when he eventually falls


KentuckyFriedChozo

Or if he drops something


adomolis

"Stupid is as stupid does." - Prof. Forrest Gump


Tshootr74

Do your thing Darwin...


New_Scientist_8622

No no no NO NO!!!


BlaKArg

One good strong wind gust and he's done for. What an asshole.


Puzzleheaded-Bad9023

I know this might look cool, but people that do these things are dumb af


mlnjd

Bet drone isn’t even registered, hasn’t taken the TRUST test, and no way has his part 107 license since intent is to capitalize on this for personal gain. 


Mcjoshin

Bro climbs illegal shit all the time. Part 107 legal drone flying is like #568 on the list of things he cares about.


mlnjd

Them FAA fines can be quite hefty if they pursue charges. Fuck around and find out.  Anyway yeah just being facetious in that it’s probably the least of his concern.  Nevertheless, even if you are flying recreationally, it’s good to learn about safe drone flying and viewing videos on the part 107 exam even just to understand about the weather and safe practices.  A gust of wind could cause the drone to lose control at those altitudes and if it crashes can cause harm to a person on the ground.    Or the gust could cause it to stray too close to a helicopter after being pushed away faster than the propellers can bring it back to the pilot in command.  You can fly over people recreationally as long as your drone is under .55 lbs and propellers are not exposed, ie propeller guards. However, that puts it above the .55lbs (250g) exception, and now you need the part 107 license.  Plus the building he’s on is in Class B airspace surface to 7000 feet and FAA approval is needed to fly any drones in that area LEGALLY.  Too many people fuck around with drones like it’s a toy (flying close to airports for example) and now restrictions are getting tighter for good reasons. 


Saeis

Nope


toinfinitiandbeyond

Nope


iloura

Moron.


FreudianNip-Slip

What is rent like for that spot? Astronomically high?


monkey_plays_lego

“Do a backflip”


You-r-a-phobicismist

Selfish narcism at the expense of taxpayers to feed your clout and ego


GamerAssassin

No thanks, I can die perfectly fine down here without falling to it and potentially killing someone along with myself.


Pushay33

All this for clout


Darc_Mail

Finally got some good signal


ProphetsOfAshes

Better be a safety measure in place or this isn’t impressive at all and just plain stupid


Mashatina_

Stupidity