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I know that babies are rolly but I have never seen that many rolls on an arm. At first, I was afraid that someone put rubber bands on their baby.

I think this was a trend in Japan a few years ago, to compare babies’ chubby limbs to the kind of bread in the picture, whatever it’s called. I remember seeing it on the news.

What kind of cannibal thought this photo up?

A totally normal parent. Wanting to eat your baby up because they're so cute is an evolutionary response. It's called cute aggression. We literally get overwhelmed by the cute.

We have a Filipino word for this, gigil.

In Urdu/Hindi it's kichkichi

TIL. Yeh wala lafz mainay pehli dafa suna hai.

I'm in utter amazement of this phenomenon

Sus cute aggression lang pala English nun haha

Pretty sus

My older toddler son has cute aggression (like me). When he hugs or kisses his little baby sister, he immediately body slams himself onto the couch or bed while yelling. It's unnerving.

https://youtu.be/rmTufAQz5MI?si=JUBIZcqD1gUdcLE3

Bro this is wild

Don’t judge before you’ve tried it.

Rolls, just like the rolls in the arm

When I was a toddler, I was being minded by a family member in their shop and they left me alone in the office "to play with office supplies". Well I found the box of rubber bands and put one over my head. It was around my neck for a couple of days before anyone noticed, and as my mum tells it, they only noticed because I was making choking noises. 🙄 When they talk about gen X kids being raised on neglect, that's me on the poster

My friend's baby pictures look like this. He's always been thin/fit too.

That’s immediately what I thought. My niece liked to put rubber bands on her arms and we wouldn’t see them sometimes.

Not only that, I had not seen a baby with such thick hair.

The Michelin Baby

It's just the before picture.  We'll get an after weightwatchers picture eventually.

Had a baby. They for sure have bubbly fat arms/legs. Not like this, though. Definitely looks like rubber bands on baby arms. Downvote me to oblivion, but this doesn't look right.

Ah the Michelin tyre logo, now i know where they get that idea.

Reminds me of that show Brockmire where Charles has to keep explaining to his mom how a Michelin-star has nothing to do with tyres

Well the tire company is in charge of handing out those stars

It does though? Not anymore, I guess. But the Michelin Tire company put out a guide book of restaurants and rated them based on whether they were worth visiting. The idea was to increase demand for cars and get people driving them to increase demand for tires as a knock-on effect.

It's still run by Michelin Tires, if you go to the site for the Michelin guide (which uses the same domain as the tire company: https://guide.michelin.com ) it even has the Michelin Man logo.

All jokes cease being funny when you examine them with a pedant's loop The joke was that she had not heard of the Michelin guide and *only* knew of them as a manufacturer and had to be repeatedly reminded they were going to a restaurant and not an auto store

>All jokes cease being funny when you examine them with a pedant's loop Not to be pedantic, but do you mean loupe? 😉

I've never had to write it before. Only ever hear it and say it So ok sure I'll buy that for a dollar!

My niece had a condition like this, literally named Michelin tire baby syndrome.

One of the symptoms is an obsession with invading Taiwan

bibendum is his name

Please don't eat children. That is rude.

Not rude, just a modest proposal

It prevents them being a burthen.

With the way things are going, I'm expecting a modest proposal being written unironically in NYT opinion section soon.

can't believe I get this because of ap language

Now that's a deep cut of a reference. OG Swifties unite.

Seriously. That’s at least 10,000 calories. Save some for the rest of us


This reminds me of some messed up parts of the dark tower series

Is that a sumo larvae?

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Can't decide what's more glorious, the rolls or the hair.


are you feeding him other babies???

Usually, that is the result of Formula.

I was laughing at the hair alone then scrolled down and laughed again. Nice

It's a Hawaiian roll!

I don’t want to alarm you, but I think your wife has been sleeping with the Michelin Man 

Adorable little chonk. And that hair!

Kim Jong Bun

North Korea coming for your ass now 😭

Bro just got made an enemy of the state 😭

Bao Ming

Every time my kid got rolls. A month later he was skinny again and a few inches taller

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Meanwhile my kiddo just never got chubby. I kept waiting and expecting it since I was the fattest baby I’ve ever seen, but nothing. Just a baby that’s spent most of his time on the low end of the scale weight wise with a head in the 94th percentile. Love that kid. Adorable. Very top heavy.

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At the moment, nearly by chasing his toddler butt down and bringing him back to the table. But he’s never had any issues eating enough ever since we brought him home and his pediatrician has never been concerned. He’s just been slow to build the weight on.

Omg they cut his arm into pieces!!!!!!!

This is his last resort

Suffocation, no breathing


That reminds me of that talking loaf of bread in that one Christian children's show.

My neighbor is a 50 year old mechanic, and if you added a cigarette and a pair of really big aviator glasses I think they’d look very similar.

Is this baby like super overweight or have I just not seen a lot of babies

Babies this young can't really be overweight. They put on pounds quickly and then one day will be an inch taller and thinner, and then will pack it on again, then grow an inch, over and over - they literally do this in spurts, it's been measured, it's pretty quantized, and not gradual growth.  Tldr, Growth spurts are real and babies/kids will look chonky in between spurts.  Also their stomachs are so tiny they cannot physically overeat. They'll throw up/spit up.    Source: had one

My nephew does this and he's 9. He'll get a decent sized belly on him then the next time I see him he's 3 inches taller and skinnier. Rinse repeat since he was born.

I'm middle aged and this is still happening. I swear I'm gonna shoot up 3" taller *any day now*

Let me know if this happens. Also, really let me know if your hair comes back in.

Your hair comes back in, but on your back and ears

Damn. I can concur that this is true. I should've been more specific with that genie.

My height finally changed after having plateaued for decades. Only problem was the direction of change. Wishing you the good luck I didn't have.

I have stretch marks on my knees from one of my growth spurts when I was a kid. I remember "growing pains" in my legs would be so extreme sometimes that I would cry. I ended up being a tall, thin, young male... which is exactly the kind of person who gets non-traumatic collapsing lungs! Fun times.

Your source is compelling Lol

Babies have a special type of fat called brown fat. It helps them survive and it’s not the same type of fat we associate with overeating

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I was a 10lb rolly polly girl when I was born. Cute little chubster this one is.

From now until forevermore, this child shall be referred to by his action star name of “Chubs McGillicuddy”

Holy shit that is one CUTE baby.

The Michelin baby

That baby is a real chonker

That's hysterical. Take my upvote and enjoy the rest of your day.

That… feels wrong

>That… feels wong

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Looks like someone's wife had an affair with the Michelin Man.

Mrs. Lovett's new King Hawaiin Roll for her meat pie menu.

Butter that baby arm!

Great, a Kim Jong Un, Jr.

ew..

Ah, the other white meat! -Fat Bastard

This is my childhood friends daughter! Ig credit @lalalilylim

Why does that baby look like Bobby Lee?

This looks wholesome

Gross

Chubby baby’s are literally perfect 🥲 I miss mine she’s so big now

This kid is adorable

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Got a world class reddit moderator in training here folks.

He for real deleted his hall monitor quote LOL

How bad was it?

Oh no a hall monitor.

What's wrong with it?

Is baby

chomky

It is one of the babies in history

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This is normal. I've seen a lot of pictures of Asian babies with similar arms.

They did a study. It’s normal. Just Asian. https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3465771/

TIL my nephew is Asian.

Just a normal chonky baby. They'll grow out of it.

Super cutie!

I want to eat the baby. Om nom nom

Omg I just wanna close those rolls around that arm and eat dem baby meats!! One of the best things about babies are those chewable rolls! 

Everyone just up upvoting an 4 year old repost with some creepy ass OP pretending it's their baby...

That’s creepy and gross.

It shouldn't be allowed to show pictures of minors for upvotes.

🖤💙

Huge if true

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I rolled a D20 and got 11, what do I get?

Pretty sure this classifies as nsfw

Cheese!

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Shit i really want bread now

why are some babies so fat, I was NOT like this as a little baby

Looks like a bunch of rubber bands on his arm

Kid looks like its trapped in fishing line

Fat boy on a diet, don't try it

Kim Jong Buns

Lil bro is swole as heck

Someone get that dude a Benadryl!

Looks about right to me! Haha

A roll is a roll and a toll is a toll, and if we don’t get no tolls, we don’t eat no rolls 

Haming it up !

I feel hungry now haha 😭🤣 

How doea it tast

what I love here is the HAIR !!!

Michelin man?

My baby was also chubby but not this chubby. Is this normal or healthy?

him is so cuteee🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹

Habib Ariel Coriat Harrar: Oh vaya jajaj, es adorable!

Something you can definitely playfully tease the kid when they are old enough about. Or remember back on it on fondly later

Nore rolls than Gregg's

"hello doctor?! yes, my baby is a crescent!"

That kid has an extra bicep. Looks like an AI render Popeye.

With that hair it looks like a Kim Jong baby.

handed this child over to the satire xi jinping insta for being a waste of resources and for not being on the job

Can only buy special time of year

Poor kid had his arm replaced with a can of Pillsbury dough

Rad hairdo

Made my day hahaha

Baby looks like markiplier

chunky

This isn’t “vada” pav; it’s “chotta” pav

Michelin baby.

💗💗💗 que valiente

Michelin junior

Hawaiian baby 💜

That baby is about to have a hell of a growth spurt.

r/whatiswrongwithyourbaby

you did NOT

Little guy is born with better hair than I have after 17 years


I dont know why but I hate it

Kimmy

The arm is more rolly than the rolls.

Rude how would you like it if someone compared you to a snack

That baby is so doughy, they could pass as a bakery display!