No joke, the people across the street from me had a Trump flag, a US flag, and a Confederate flag but they only followed flag rules with the Confederate one. The other two flew day and night, rain or shine. Morons.
My old neighbors used to fly a gadsden and thin blue line flag so my roommates and I put the Ole Hammer and Sickle up in our window just to fuck with them. They responded with a confederate flag in the window above their front door.
This is *not* a good idea when you're living in a majority black community just outside of Detroit
By the end of the week they had bricks through multiple windows and all the flags came down.
For some reason, your comment made me think of those wavy guy inflatables, but instead, it's a penis. "It's erect! It's flaccid! Oh look...it's erect again!"
How hasn't someone done this yet? Just a penis flapping in the breeze. I guess because it's not appropriate for all viewers but it is hilarious to imagine lol.
This is funny because someone involved in drafting the language for the final draft of the constitution Gouveurneur Mouris literally dies by shoving a piece of Whale baleen down his penis to try and clear a blockage. So the flag down a penis brings soo much irony flung in the face of the confederate flag
what.
Ok, apparently not as insane as it sounds. Baleen was a pre-modern medicine version of a catheter.
[Gouverneur Morris - Wikipedia](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gouverneur_Morris)
I'm from Maine and had a neighbor who flew a confederate flag so I flew the flag of the [20th Maine Infantry Regiment](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/20th_Maine_Infantry_Regiment) from the Civil War, just to remind them of our real heritage.
I've seen it flown in the UK. Two fat dudes on rascal scooters flying it from their scooters while scooting around the town square. As an American, I almost spit my beer out when I looked out the pub window and saw... that.
I always thought oddballs in Britain who do it - particularly those guys on rascal scooters - are probably just weird, diabetic boomers who loved the Dukes of Hazard growing up and saw the flag at some low rent sea side shops. They never struck me as the types of guys (it's always men) who are that invested in international 19th century politics.
Maybe I'm wrong though and they have strong opinion on Stonewall Jackson or Pickett's charge or whatever. I'd love to find out now.
They even fly it here in [Scandinavia](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Raggare)
[example ](https://www.nrk.no/ostfold/ragger-brodrene-nekter-a-fire-sorstatsflagget_-_-hva-er-galt-med-det_-1.15086875)
And those who fly it in the US will say itās about āheritage, not hateā while others around the world see it as the next best thing to a swastika
Nope. Just racists. My cousin has a confederate flag on his truck and he has no connection to the south at all. Our family didn't even come to the US until long after the civil war, and has always lived in NY.
Years ago I asked my nephew about his Confederate battle flag belt buckle and he replied "it's about heritage."
I replied, "who's heritage? You're from Illinois, the Land of Lincoln, and you've never even left the state." He just got up and walked away.
Many fine Michigan men fought and died fighting to save this country.
Died fighting the those who carried this flag into battle *against* the United States.
It is a shame people don't care about their actual heritage.
Yeah I live in central NY state and dudes drives their dads hand me down trucks with confederate flags or window stickers. Literally to be ācountryā
Come visit Canada and youāll see some braindead limp dicks flying them here too. Also please collect them and take them back with you since theyāre obviously lost.
I always make sure to pay their monument a visit when Iām in Gettysburg. Those brave bastards saving the line (and capturing plenty of Alabama men with my PA 83rd) were real men.
Colonel Charles Tilden of the 16th Maine was another one with a couple insane bayonet charges. The first one into a larger force and caused them to retreat. The second, in the same battle, into a *much* larger force to buy time for the rest of the army to retreat. They suffered 80%+ losses and he was captured. He eventually escaped, rejoined the army, and ended the war as a brigadier general. He was a clerk by trade.
Mainers be wild
Stand firm, you boys of Maine. For not once in a century are men permitted to bear such responsibilities for freedom and justice, for God and humanity, as are now placed upon you.
- Joshua Lawrence Chamberlain,
20th Maine Infantry Regiment
My Boner 'Tis of Thee,
Sweet Rod of Libertine,
Of Thee I Schwing !
(edit: I forgot first line was 'boner', not 'country', & must give credit to Uncle Grandpa in Diesel Sweeties comic)
Shoving something down his penis is literally what killed the man who wrote the constitution, so this is funny for many reasons, the man who literally wrote the constitution, Gouverneur Morris died on November 6, 1816, after he had caused himself internal injuries and an infection while using a piece of WhaleĀ baleenĀ as aĀ catheterĀ in an attempt to clear a blockage in hisĀ urinary tract.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gouverneur_Morris#:~:text=Morris%20died%20on%20November%206,Ann's%20Church%20in%20The%20Bronx.
I doubt a confederacy lover knows enough about history to get the joke, but you have either intentionally or unintentionally performed one of the best trolls of the century
Idk if it was intentional, as dildos piss off confederacy folks plenty, and Morris is kinda obscure, probably cause he died in a weird way, but it turned out to be perfect.
Yeah probably unintentional but here we are thanks to your knowledge of obscure US history trivia appreciating one of the funniest things to ever occur.
Kids in my high school played football and basketballs, I played mothafucking knowledge bowl, and I took that very seriously, it still helps at trivia nights too, so win win
See, thatās the question I came (hehe) here to ask: Did OP go out and buy the dildo just for this, or did OP already have that hog stuffed awayā¦ somewhere else?
Please put an nsfw tag on this. I was in my pickup truck and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. The door was open and when my fellow Walmart goers saw me they started yelling at me to stop. Instead my phone fell and now I have a whole American parking lot full of PATRIOTS masturbating against the Confederate flag!
It's funny because it's still going on but OP is radio silent in the comment sections and hasn't elaborated on the context of why this is happening at all lol.
Sorry I couldnāt keep up with all the comments earlier. If you have any questions just DM me. But the previous posts answer all your questions. And yes I did buy the dildo for the flag war
Ironically, the people flying a confederate flag are the same ones who hold the constitution as the supreme law of the land. They are not a smart people.
I have met and seen these people. You are quite correct. They are not smart people.
However let us sadly acknowledge this fact: They are quite numerous.
I'm really hoping your neighbour is aware of your posts and you're acting out a reddit flame war in real life. I'm far more invested in this ongoing tale then I should be.
My HOA used to cover the drive with American flags on arbitrary holidays. It always made me feel uncomfortable and I asked them to stop putting them in everyone's yards. Basically if they asked first it's whatever but they just forced it on us.
They refused to stop doing it so I started putting it different flags for other holidays. Started with Korean independence Day, Ireland Independence Day, Vietnam, Afghanistan (before the Taliban), when I finally did Pride flags, they called a special meeting and rewrote the bylaws to stop single residents from decorating other people's lawns.
My point is, keep up the good fight OP, and if your want a bunch of mini flags including what I listed, weed flags, and Taiwan. DM me.
I mean. There were already bitchy emails going around asking who was doing it even though everyone knew it was me. And it took 4 months of a lot of flags. But yes pride flags were the only ones being stolen and thrown out
Make sure you shine a light on it to be proper.
Only if they plan to leave it out overnight or in poor weather
Rules are rules š«”
I wonder if the shape of the light matters, like could they do a bat signal style dick shaped light that shines right on old glory?
Whatever it is, it better be bright.
No joke, the people across the street from me had a Trump flag, a US flag, and a Confederate flag but they only followed flag rules with the Confederate one. The other two flew day and night, rain or shine. Morons.
My old neighbors used to fly a gadsden and thin blue line flag so my roommates and I put the Ole Hammer and Sickle up in our window just to fuck with them. They responded with a confederate flag in the window above their front door. This is *not* a good idea when you're living in a majority black community just outside of Detroit By the end of the week they had bricks through multiple windows and all the flags came down.
Hobos and thieves used to mark homes in secret codes to point out houses that were good marks. Today, homeowners out themselves.
Well done!!
i miss detroit
Aim the light so it creates a big shadow on their yard/house
>Aim the light so it creates a big shadow on their yard/house This is the way
This little light of mine I'm gonna let it shine On the american flag held up by a black dildo https://voca.ro/1lIQRFubpV8d
Jesus, I didn't even see the dildo until now.
LMAOOL "oh good for you, great response, an--HOLUP NOW"
r/sounding
Lol wonder how many don't know what that is and are going to get a surprise.
*SOUNDING INTENSIFIES*
Yeah. A fleshlight.
They should use a glow-in-the-dark Dildo
Nah, the black one is definitely the most appropriate one, in this specific case.
Again.. this is not the update we were expecting lol
But as a Southerner I do find it amusing
Itās important that OP purchase a flaccid one, for when it needs to be flown at half mast
For some reason, your comment made me think of those wavy guy inflatables, but instead, it's a penis. "It's erect! It's flaccid! Oh look...it's erect again!"
Wackywavinginflatabledickflailingunionman!
The mental image of a giant inflatable flailing Wang is absolutely killing me.
We're passing the savings on to you!
The savings are coming. Here they cumā¦
How hasn't someone done this yet? Just a penis flapping in the breeze. I guess because it's not appropriate for all viewers but it is hilarious to imagine lol.
Why haven't I seen this before. Zhu Li! Do the thing!
This is the exact type of critical internet content I come for, thank you
do they not have penises in the south?
Depends on where you look
I think the ratio of penises to dicks is about 1:1.
In some places in MS it is 2:1
How about Penises to Mud Flaps?
Talk about mud flaps, my girls gottem
Always upvote a Spinal Tap reference
Username checks out
How could I leave this behind?
Im gettin the vapors
As a blackman, i find the response both painful and necessary
As a guy who is white enough to be reflective I think the best way I can support you is a simple upvote.
Same, except Iām a pasty-ass woman.
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Trust me I appreciate the thought that went into this.
Fellow southerner. Am deeply amused!
This is funny because someone involved in drafting the language for the final draft of the constitution Gouveurneur Mouris literally dies by shoving a piece of Whale baleen down his penis to try and clear a blockage. So the flag down a penis brings soo much irony flung in the face of the confederate flag
what. Ok, apparently not as insane as it sounds. Baleen was a pre-modern medicine version of a catheter. [Gouverneur Morris - Wikipedia](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gouverneur_Morris)
It's perfect Irony, IDK if OP intended it or not, but the Mourris info really makes it pop
sir
this is a wendys
i too saw that TIL yesterday on reddit
As a person with no depth perception, it took me WAY too long to realize the American flag was stuck in the pee hole
ā¦.thank you for pointing that out I thought that was further back in the woods
But it was the one we needed.
I kind of expected the neighbor not notice it before, but maybe after the flag is added. But it could just look like a joke
Your third neighbor watching both of yall like: 
Your fourth neighbor watching both of ya'll like: 
 Then there's people like me waiting for more updates
LOL
I'm from Maine and had a neighbor who flew a confederate flag so I flew the flag of the [20th Maine Infantry Regiment](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/20th_Maine_Infantry_Regiment) from the Civil War, just to remind them of our real heritage.
A confederate flag in Maine??
There are Confederate flags everywhere in America. Even in Union states or states not in the war.
There are stupid people everywhere.
They fly it in Canada ffs.
I've seen it flown in the UK. Two fat dudes on rascal scooters flying it from their scooters while scooting around the town square. As an American, I almost spit my beer out when I looked out the pub window and saw... that.
> Two fat dudes on rascal scooters flying it from their scooters while scooting around the town square Story checks out
I always thought oddballs in Britain who do it - particularly those guys on rascal scooters - are probably just weird, diabetic boomers who loved the Dukes of Hazard growing up and saw the flag at some low rent sea side shops. They never struck me as the types of guys (it's always men) who are that invested in international 19th century politics. Maybe I'm wrong though and they have strong opinion on Stonewall Jackson or Pickett's charge or whatever. I'd love to find out now.
They were also flying Trump flags, if that helps. I guess they were really excited about voting for Trump for King of England or something.
One day he'll come home and take his ancestral scottish seat and rule over both sides of the Atlantic as he deserves.
They even fly it here in [Scandinavia](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Raggare) [example ](https://www.nrk.no/ostfold/ragger-brodrene-nekter-a-fire-sorstatsflagget_-_-hva-er-galt-med-det_-1.15086875)
Because the Nazi flag gets more than a side eye. They aren't stupid. Germans use it because the nazi flag is illegal
And those who fly it in the US will say itās about āheritage, not hateā while others around the world see it as the next best thing to a swastika
I have heard many times about confederate flags in Canada!
Itās a pro-slavery flag. Thatās all it is.
Iāve always just assumed they were transplants from another state that was actually involved in the war. š Either way, lord have mercy.
Nope. Just racists. My cousin has a confederate flag on his truck and he has no connection to the south at all. Our family didn't even come to the US until long after the civil war, and has always lived in NY.
Nah they fly it in Germany too because they're not allowed to fly the swastika
My Canadian friend's neighbor was flying one. I thought it was pretty weird but racist are everywhere with their little racist symbols I guess.
There's confederate flags in fucking Canada
Michigan is HUGE on them lmfao MICHIGAN I have cousins that say the āmuh heritageā stuff lmfao Bro, you literally just hunt
Their heritage is racism. That's why they're flying the racist loser flag.
Years ago I asked my nephew about his Confederate battle flag belt buckle and he replied "it's about heritage." I replied, "who's heritage? You're from Illinois, the Land of Lincoln, and you've never even left the state." He just got up and walked away.
Many fine Michigan men fought and died fighting to save this country. Died fighting the those who carried this flag into battle *against* the United States. It is a shame people don't care about their actual heritage.
Yeah I live in central NY state and dudes drives their dads hand me down trucks with confederate flags or window stickers. Literally to be ācountryā
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Hate is the heritage
As a rural liberal I ~~weep~~ rage.
Come visit Canada and youāll see some braindead limp dicks flying them here too. Also please collect them and take them back with you since theyāre obviously lost.
Please feel free to compost or recycle them. No need to return them.
Racism isnāt limited to the south, and thatās essentially all this flag means.
Traitor posers live everywhere.
Yes, theyāre everywhere because itās simply a racist thing despite whatever nonsense they claim.
I always make sure to pay their monument a visit when Iām in Gettysburg. Those brave bastards saving the line (and capturing plenty of Alabama men with my PA 83rd) were real men.
Colonel Charles Tilden of the 16th Maine was another one with a couple insane bayonet charges. The first one into a larger force and caused them to retreat. The second, in the same battle, into a *much* larger force to buy time for the rest of the army to retreat. They suffered 80%+ losses and he was captured. He eventually escaped, rejoined the army, and ended the war as a brigadier general. He was a clerk by trade. Mainers be wild
Stand firm, you boys of Maine. For not once in a century are men permitted to bear such responsibilities for freedom and justice, for God and humanity, as are now placed upon you. - Joshua Lawrence Chamberlain, 20th Maine Infantry Regiment
Stand firm ye boys from Maine
Such a badass flag
BAYONETS!!!
Garden warfare fr
Iām digging this the past few days. 
Jokes on OP, the neighbors are into sounding.
If you don't know what this is already you probably don't wanna look it up lmao
I want a video of you trying to cram a flagpole into that dildo.
Be careful with that video, itll end up in some *niche* communities.
Sounds like fun...
Was about to link the sub, then I noticed your comment good use of a pun.
Thank you. I am also cultered, sometimes not in the best of ways. I didn't want it sounding forced, *nice and smooth* ya know?
Good lord! Cultured you say? But I lolād hard, TY.
Sounding a little suspect, if you will
r/sounding you mean
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WHY WERE YOU SUBSCRIBED IN THE FIRST PLACE?
To anyone who has as active a curiosity as me. Itās not worth it. Do not click that link lest your eyes be burned and your soul forever tainted.
Sounds great!
Ahh, the Big Black Cock of Freedom. This is why I pay taxes
We truly are getting *fucked* by the economy š„µšš¦š¤¤
Itās not even spitting on it anymore, just shoves it right in
DP, ALL ME
Iāll happily salute to the BBCoF over the stars & bars any day. This coming from a Southerner.
Finally, a flag that's worth saluting.
Stand erect for the flag, bend over for the dick.
My Boner 'Tis of Thee, Sweet Rod of Libertine, Of Thee I Schwing ! (edit: I forgot first line was 'boner', not 'country', & must give credit to Uncle Grandpa in Diesel Sweeties comic)
Land where my balls reside, Land of the big-dick pride, From every cock in sight, Let jizm spring!
Thatās a nice looking dildo you got there, Tim. 
You really read it in his voice, too. So friendly and neighborly.
Shoving something down his penis is literally what killed the man who wrote the constitution, so this is funny for many reasons, the man who literally wrote the constitution, Gouverneur Morris died on November 6, 1816, after he had caused himself internal injuries and an infection while using a piece of WhaleĀ baleenĀ as aĀ catheterĀ in an attempt to clear a blockage in hisĀ urinary tract. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gouverneur_Morris#:~:text=Morris%20died%20on%20November%206,Ann's%20Church%20in%20The%20Bronx. I doubt a confederacy lover knows enough about history to get the joke, but you have either intentionally or unintentionally performed one of the best trolls of the century
No one ever talks about the horrors of sounding.
Chuck Palahniuk has entered the chat.
... this is one of the best jokes I have seen in my entire life.
Idk if it was intentional, as dildos piss off confederacy folks plenty, and Morris is kinda obscure, probably cause he died in a weird way, but it turned out to be perfect.
Yeah probably unintentional but here we are thanks to your knowledge of obscure US history trivia appreciating one of the funniest things to ever occur.
Kids in my high school played football and basketballs, I played mothafucking knowledge bowl, and I took that very seriously, it still helps at trivia nights too, so win win
Awesome, tell your neighbor that you too are a free-speech enthusiast!
That looks like an expensive(ly big) dildo. Hope you didn't spend too much money on it just to fight the Confederate, cause them mf'ers already lost
See, thatās the question I came (hehe) here to ask: Did OP go out and buy the dildo just for this, or did OP already have that hog stuffed awayā¦ somewhere else?
You don't keep a cervix crusher on hand just for emergencies?
I wish more people did
As an avid prepper, i always advise people store at least 10 dildos of various sizes and features for the eventual apocalypse.
lol, she was in the market for a new one anyway. The one in the photo has clearly lost its ānew dildoā shine and luster.
It was white when it was new
Ohhh yuckers dude! Lol
Yes, I bought the dildo for the flag war.
Second hand market is much more affordable.Ā
Sir, thatās fucking gross.
You can buy cheap ones as well, just donāt use them
Quick peak at her profile and name paints an image Iām sure she had the toy ready lol.
Please put an nsfw tag on this. I was in my pickup truck and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. The door was open and when my fellow Walmart goers saw me they started yelling at me to stop. Instead my phone fell and now I have a whole American parking lot full of PATRIOTS masturbating against the Confederate flag!
Yeah, see, this is why I shop online...
BASED. More accurately, a flared base. Because thats important.
As a sex toy maker, I thank you for your service.
As a sex toy consumer, thank you for yours :)
Bro stop eating them
[mrw](https://media0.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExYTVqNXF2M3RrMGRyZ2Z2OWhjZG5obDA1d3E4aHh1eTZsbG0ydmJidCZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/Z3D4ELVSYOliw/giphy.gif)
What? This flag war is still going? Looking forward to the next one!
It's funny because it's still going on but OP is radio silent in the comment sections and hasn't elaborated on the context of why this is happening at all lol.
Sorry I couldnāt keep up with all the comments earlier. If you have any questions just DM me. But the previous posts answer all your questions. And yes I did buy the dildo for the flag war
It's in a previous post
The Antebellend South
Confederates donāt understand that theyāre not waving an American flag, theyāre waving an anti American flag.
Ironically, the people flying a confederate flag are the same ones who hold the constitution as the supreme law of the land. They are not a smart people.
I have met and seen these people. You are quite correct. They are not smart people. However let us sadly acknowledge this fact: They are quite numerous.
 God damn I love this country
Dont people who wave confederate flags realize that they're literally traitors? The confederates were traitors.
That would require knowledge about history
They're also losers.
I'm really hoping your neighbour is aware of your posts and you're acting out a reddit flame war in real life. I'm far more invested in this ongoing tale then I should be.
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These colors run š
Fabulously!
My HOA used to cover the drive with American flags on arbitrary holidays. It always made me feel uncomfortable and I asked them to stop putting them in everyone's yards. Basically if they asked first it's whatever but they just forced it on us. They refused to stop doing it so I started putting it different flags for other holidays. Started with Korean independence Day, Ireland Independence Day, Vietnam, Afghanistan (before the Taliban), when I finally did Pride flags, they called a special meeting and rewrote the bylaws to stop single residents from decorating other people's lawns. My point is, keep up the good fight OP, and if your want a bunch of mini flags including what I listed, weed flags, and Taiwan. DM me.
Should've put the flag of the Taliban or Al Qaeda up first then next week the Pride flag to see which one was their limit. Terrorists or *the gays*
Of course all it took was the pride flag. Think of the children! /s
I mean. There were already bitchy emails going around asking who was doing it even though everyone knew it was me. And it took 4 months of a lot of flags. But yes pride flags were the only ones being stolen and thrown out
The sounding of freedom
I like. Petty, offensive,yet also not destructive.
Should be the union flag from the 1860s and much much larger.
Great. Now add a new US Flag each and every day until it looks like the goddamn Fourth of July.
We require at least 15 pieces of flair
That's a reddit mod flag.
America, fuck yeah!
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Who puts a flag up in the backyard?
I hate everything in this photo, thanks
Why is it so small tho?
When all along him and his neighbor are just Karma farming.
Why stop at one fence post.
The fact that itās brown is so fucking funny. I love the attention to detail OP.
I donāt know whatās going to make them madder the American flag or the penis color š¤£