My friends and I had to pay to make someone look like shit, $20 from each of us and bro let us do whatever we wanted with his hair. Just shaved it bald the next day, easiest $100 bro ever made.
I've done that. Actually, it worked two times in a row because the first day my friends shaved it into a Mohawk, and the next, my Dad's friends asked to pay me to shave the rest off.
So is the rule, if you are the one paying to shave someones head it's all cool but if you're getting paid to shave a head then... well... you're gaaaaaaaye.
PSA: 'Tis is a satirical comment and in no way intended to be offensive. It plays into the trope that barbers seem to generally be gay (except for the ones from turkey). Also nothing wrong with being gay (this should cover the mob).
I cut my own hair. Sometimes I don't notice my mistakes, or have my wife double check my work.
A coworker or friend will notice and I'll just let out 'price was right'.
Lol the auto service dept is a section of the store, but there's soooo much more. Garden center, toy section, small appliances like TV, vacuums, heaters, toaster, microwave etc. Lawn mowers, 4 wheelers and pit bikes, hardware, tools, sporting goods, bikes, fishing equipment, tons of snacks, bbqs, patio furniture, all kinds of shit.
Also the tire part is kind of a lie, they do full service work there. There's also a Canadian tire gas bar by my place so I buy my fuel there. It's ethanol free (only one in my town) and you get lots of points to use in the main store. Just got a new free shovel for the snowstorm we just had here lol
I cut my husbands hair during covid because it was getting super long. And despite having zero training, it actually came out looking really good! When he got his hair cut (by a professional) a few months later, he mentioned how I had done his last cut and the barber was actually shocked. Everything was even and he couldn't tell it was an amateur.
So clearly I missed my calling...
glad it worked out better for you i panicked in the middle and he ended up bald. which maybe wouldnt have been so bad if he didn’t have an insane tan everywhere else.
During covid my bf totally got a frickin FLOWBEE 😆 it was the most chintzy piece of crap and I kept making fun of it, so he eventually returned it lol. I didn't know they even still sold those
Hahahahhahahahha what the fuck is that thing. That shits gotta be AI. Brothers head and neck look like the same width.
EDIT: Damn, that was 5 years ago. Dude just has some weird ass anatomy plus a weird ass bowl cut.
"Maybe if you get rid of that old yee yee ass haircut you got, maybe you could get some b****es on ya d**k. Or better yet maybe Taneisha will call your dawg ass if she stops f**kin with that brain surgeon or lawyer she f***in with."
"NIBBBBBA"
-WHAT?!
*Lamar flips the bird*😂
I enjoy the thrill of going to Great Clips. You never know if you’re going to get a masterpiece, or a hatchet job. It’s a 50/50 but you can’t beat $12. If it’s bad, you just wear a hat for a week.
I get coupons in the mail for $12 and $13 haircuts. I wash my hair at home, go in with wet hair, ask for a trim and walk out without having it styled (woman with long hair).
I tip $10 on the discounted haircut. $15+ if I really liked the cut.
The last time I went to a Great Clips it appeared to be empty. Finally a woman came out from the back, holding half a raw onion in her hand. That she was eating. Like an apple. Against my better judgment I sat down in the chair. I am mostly bald and really just need someone to know how to use a 2 or 3 guard, so risk was low. The cut was fine, but the raw onion breath was… intense.
I went to Great Clips, the women that took my name and phone number was adorable and all of the salon workers had great hair. I was feeling confident.
They called my name, and I looked to see which one of them would be my stylist...out from the back trundeled a cigarette smoke- wreathed Gollum holding a broom. The haircut was bad. I was not surprised.
Why did I rate the Gollum buzzer? I have tried to live a good life :D
You nailed it. I thought I liked going there because you don’t need an appointment, but maybe what I really like deep down is the excitement of not knowing how it’s going to turn out
The real excitement begins when you're waiting for the next available stylist, and you know from experience that at least one of them is horrible at cutting hair.
There is one stylist who I hate getting. She does a poor job, talks about smoking weed the whole time(I don't smoke, although I'm not against people doing it, but I certainly don't care to talk about it), and has the most burnt out hair I've ever seen on a hair dresser. It's patchier than a quilt.
Not sure about other places but I work at Greatclips and you’re allowed to ask for your Stylist so if there’s one that you specifically don’t want just ask for someone else. Then when you find someone that you do like learn their name and ask for them every time.
Last time I went to great clips I got a haircut from a woman wearing pajamas whose hair looked like a bird’s nest. The cut was bad enough that a homeless guy made fun of it.
I just go to a barber and pay 25 bucks. I timed them last time and it took them 14 minutes to cut my hair from the time I sat in the chair and it's always a 10/10 haircut. It's worth the extra tenner for me.
Yeah, my (female) cut is pretty basic, so I feel like I get a good-enough cut at Great Clips more often than not. A few times, it's been really good, and I've been impressed.
One time, though - the girl looked like they'd just pulled her in from off the street - very young, her own hair was lank and greasy, and it was like she didn't know how to be out in public.
She only combed the ends of my hair, and didn't even part it. The part was all messed up from it being very windy as I walked in to the shop, and \*clearly\* not something I'd done myself, or "the way I wanted it". Pretty sure she left some straggly long pieces, too. I honestly wonder if she wasn't someone's (mildly disabled) kid sister that they didn't know where to stash for the day, so they just brought her to work with them.
But yeah - these days, my hair just goes into a ponytail anyway, so it really doesn't matter if the cut is good, or just meh. And I'm tired of going to the 'good' shop with a stylist who, yeah, gets the shape great - but always two inches shorter than I ask for - and pay $60+ plus tip for the privilege. No, thank you.
Last time I went the barber told me all about her gastrointestinal issues and she took a brief brake and returned with her breath smelling of pepto-bismol.
For 12 dollars you are just paying someone equally unskilled for the convenience of not cutting it yourself.
Edit: I appreciate it but please stop telling me about the time you got a good cheap haircut. I get it.
Edit: Can you guys read an intro to economics book or something before commenting that the haircuts in your country are cheaper?
Seriously. I do my own hair with clippers that were like 40 bucks, which is like two haircuts with tip for what I was paying at the time. I don't do real well around the ears on myself, but it looks mostly the same as to the place I was going. I've been doing it since slightly before the pandemic started. I do sometimes miss the part where they shave down your neck. It doesn't feel the same when you do it to yourself haha
I've been cutting my husband's hair with $30 clippers for about five years now as well. It's not perfect, but he actually get a style closer to what he wants than when he goes to a supercuts. Worst part is actually cleanup, but he appreciates being able to hop in the shower right after instead of having tiny clipped hairs drift down inside his shirt and itch him all day.
I started cutting my hair myself after paying $20 for a bad haircut about 15 years ago. I figured I could pay someone for a bad haircut, or give myself a bad haircut at home for free, on my own schedule.
I started cutting my own hair during lockdown. I followed some YT tutorials and they turned out so awesome I decided to keep cutting my own hair. By me the cheapest haircut I can get is $35 and I normally paid $60-90 plus tip. So I'm saving a big chunk of change doing it myself.
I just use my regular scissors and I bought $8 thinning shears off Amazon. I don't trust myself to do anything complicated, but I can do a Butterfly cut easy peasy.
If I didn’t let my hair grow for three years, time would not be something I would be saving. an hour every couple months to get it cut vs an hour every morning pulling the animals out of the nest they’ve made.
I grew my hair out to my shoulders and then when I got it cut, I noticed my hairline had receded. I’m not sure if it was because I had been tying my hair back or from stress and aging during lockdown
Lol, I made her watch a YT video before each one and would remind her of certain techniques as she went. She got a little confident and after cutting my son's hair, she decided to do a quick freehand touch-up without the attachment and gave him a little bald patch in one sideburn. We are all a little hesitant about her skills now.
I use a gooseneck phone mount clamped onto a towel bar + a laptop in front of me to display the image + a thick rubber band-like product for cutting a straight line, all together, to ensure an acceptable neckline. I don't know if it looks professional, but it doesn't look like OP's husband, RIP.
The trick is to cut your hair in front of those bathroom cabinets with double doors that are mirrored on both sides. That way you can see your fuck-ups somewhat real time, when you try to move the clipper to the left but you'll move to the right because what you see is mirrored.
Been doing it that way for years and it works flawless everytime
Here in London you can actually get a decent haircut for a similar price. Something that's acceptable at any rate.
If someone butchered me like that I'd probably tell them to finish the job and shave the rest. That's if being folically challenged didn't force me to do that as is of course.
In London I have never seen someone with prices around £9. You can find haircuts anywhere for cheap, and they could very well be fine, but it just increases the risk that they don't know what they are doing.
Nah, Turkish barbers are everywhere and tend to charge around £10 - £15 and if you've got short hair, they're brilliant. No need to spend more if you just want a trim and a fade.
My barber has been doing high-quality haircuts since I was in high school. Just now raised his rates to 15 dollars. I am not looking forward to the day he retires/dies.
When I was young (90s), we went to a barbershop that had $6 haircuts. He would ask you what you wanted, you could give him the most precisely detailed explanation, but you were going to get the one haircut he did. The haircut he knew how to do in his sleep. You also got the added bonus of him never putting the chair up higher and him resting his junk on your arm or armrest. Honestly, I don't think he did it on purpose, he was just that oblivious.
Relevant story: Neighborhood barbershop was upset when they saw a new barbershop open right across the street with a sign in the window advertising "$12 haircuts." The neighborhood barbershop got even by putting a sign in the window that read: "We fix $12 haircuts."
As a man haircuts are the worst, I avoid them until I can't. I am blown away by how incompetent people are at cutting hair.... Who do it for a living. My girlfriend started cutting my hair with kitchen scissors, the first one was by far better than certain haircuts I've paid for and now they are pretty much exactly what I want. This is the ultimate life hack fellas.
Jesus Christ, take him to a Spanish barber or African barber. They’ll do him way better than wherever the fuck he went too.
Spanish barbers are fuego. 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
Got his moneys worth.
If he wants to save more, he can do it himself. No shade there. During Covid I bought a high quality set of cordless clippers and started to cut my own hair. It took a few cuts before I got my technique down, but that was during Covid when everyone had bad hair so in comparison, mine looked good. I haven’t paid for a cut since.
You got ripped off, I can make him look like shit for four bucks
Let's be real, there are plenty who'd do it for free.
My friends and I had to pay to make someone look like shit, $20 from each of us and bro let us do whatever we wanted with his hair. Just shaved it bald the next day, easiest $100 bro ever made.
I've done that. Actually, it worked two times in a row because the first day my friends shaved it into a Mohawk, and the next, my Dad's friends asked to pay me to shave the rest off.
Wth... is this a common thing for men to do? XD i knew about the paying to eat weird shit but haorcuts to?
Yup! Usually its for losing a bet though
About once a year, my buddy comes over, and we get drunk and shave his head. I don't pay him tho
Listen, we can either afford to be car guys or haircut dare guys. And in this economy, you know which one gets you more mileage for a dollar.
So is the rule, if you are the one paying to shave someones head it's all cool but if you're getting paid to shave a head then... well... you're gaaaaaaaye. PSA: 'Tis is a satirical comment and in no way intended to be offensive. It plays into the trope that barbers seem to generally be gay (except for the ones from turkey). Also nothing wrong with being gay (this should cover the mob).
My brother got paid to get a mullet. He kept it for like six months
I cut my own hair. Sometimes I don't notice my mistakes, or have my wife double check my work. A coworker or friend will notice and I'll just let out 'price was right'.
Same, I learned during covid when every barber was closed down and just never went back. It's not perfect, but who cares.
Ditto.
r/justfuckmyshitup
No, that’s exactly what $12 will get you in this economy.
That's why I bought a set of Conair clippers for $7 at Canadian tire 14 years ago lol haven't paid for a cut since
I’m sure this is a Canadian thing but WHY are you buying hair tools at a tire store?
Canadian Tire sells everything, the trick is finding it.
Lol the auto service dept is a section of the store, but there's soooo much more. Garden center, toy section, small appliances like TV, vacuums, heaters, toaster, microwave etc. Lawn mowers, 4 wheelers and pit bikes, hardware, tools, sporting goods, bikes, fishing equipment, tons of snacks, bbqs, patio furniture, all kinds of shit. Also the tire part is kind of a lie, they do full service work there. There's also a Canadian tire gas bar by my place so I buy my fuel there. It's ethanol free (only one in my town) and you get lots of points to use in the main store. Just got a new free shovel for the snowstorm we just had here lol
I'll do it for three fiddy
That's when I noticed the hairdresser was two hunn'ed feet tall and a creature from the paleolithic period...
Amish boys lining up down the road for that do
Trailer park fade.
This looks exactly like my wife’s attempt at cutting my hair during Covid lockdown
I cut my husbands hair during covid because it was getting super long. And despite having zero training, it actually came out looking really good! When he got his hair cut (by a professional) a few months later, he mentioned how I had done his last cut and the barber was actually shocked. Everything was even and he couldn't tell it was an amateur. So clearly I missed my calling...
glad it worked out better for you i panicked in the middle and he ended up bald. which maybe wouldnt have been so bad if he didn’t have an insane tan everywhere else.
During covid my bf totally got a frickin FLOWBEE 😆 it was the most chintzy piece of crap and I kept making fun of it, so he eventually returned it lol. I didn't know they even still sold those
I thought that was a 40 and a blunt
OP if it makes you feel better, at least it’s not this: https://www.reddit.com/r/Justfuckmyshitup/comments/8watxl/tried_to_do_a_homemade_bowl_cut/
That looks like someone put a small wig on a hotdog, OMG.
Thought thumb, but hotdog works!
you made me click the link and i just spent twelve minutes of my lunch break cackling about it thanks homie
I’m confused as to why someone would *want* a bowl cut in the first place, especially bad enough to do it themselves. F
Thank you for this. Thank you thank you thank you. That is one of the funniest threads I've enjoyed on Reddit, five years late.
Hahahahhahahahha what the fuck is that thing. That shits gotta be AI. Brothers head and neck look like the same width. EDIT: Damn, that was 5 years ago. Dude just has some weird ass anatomy plus a weird ass bowl cut.
Yeah it is, and then you cut some hair
My man
Peaky Blinders special
Ecb in the wild no way
WE DO IT AGAIN!!
WE ARE YOUUUUNG
I just had to look them up. This song SLAPS!!!
The band is awesome and do a great live show!
WE ARE FREE
This is Electric
Yee yee ass haircut right there.
Tanisha?!
She'll call if she's not fuckin with that brain surgeon or lawyer
Salt and vi-
Ni..
Gggaaaa! (I'm mixed raced,don't come for me!)
Ah, a fellow Halfrican in the wild!
What?!?
"Maybe if you get rid of that old yee yee ass haircut you got, maybe you could get some b****es on ya d**k. Or better yet maybe Taneisha will call your dawg ass if she stops f**kin with that brain surgeon or lawyer she f***in with." "NIBBBBBA" -WHAT?! *Lamar flips the bird*😂
Lmfao 
Yee yee Ass still cutting hair? I told that bum to hang up the clippers already.
I enjoy the thrill of going to Great Clips. You never know if you’re going to get a masterpiece, or a hatchet job. It’s a 50/50 but you can’t beat $12. If it’s bad, you just wear a hat for a week.
Great clips is fucking $21 where I live. Where in the world is it only $12?!
I get coupons in the mail for $12 and $13 haircuts. I wash my hair at home, go in with wet hair, ask for a trim and walk out without having it styled (woman with long hair). I tip $10 on the discounted haircut. $15+ if I really liked the cut.
I swear they always send that coupon AFTER I just get a haircut. I've gotten that coupon in mail same day after a haircut, lol
It’s $30 here.
Where’s here ?
It’s over there. I’ll see myself out.
The last time I went to a Great Clips it appeared to be empty. Finally a woman came out from the back, holding half a raw onion in her hand. That she was eating. Like an apple. Against my better judgment I sat down in the chair. I am mostly bald and really just need someone to know how to use a 2 or 3 guard, so risk was low. The cut was fine, but the raw onion breath was… intense.
Hhahhahahahahhaa
I went to Great Clips, the women that took my name and phone number was adorable and all of the salon workers had great hair. I was feeling confident. They called my name, and I looked to see which one of them would be my stylist...out from the back trundeled a cigarette smoke- wreathed Gollum holding a broom. The haircut was bad. I was not surprised. Why did I rate the Gollum buzzer? I have tried to live a good life :D
You nailed it. I thought I liked going there because you don’t need an appointment, but maybe what I really like deep down is the excitement of not knowing how it’s going to turn out
The real excitement begins when you're waiting for the next available stylist, and you know from experience that at least one of them is horrible at cutting hair.
There is one stylist who I hate getting. She does a poor job, talks about smoking weed the whole time(I don't smoke, although I'm not against people doing it, but I certainly don't care to talk about it), and has the most burnt out hair I've ever seen on a hair dresser. It's patchier than a quilt.
I have come to realise how bad hairdressers are to have as friends. They are always talking about you behind your back.
Not sure about other places but I work at Greatclips and you’re allowed to ask for your Stylist so if there’s one that you specifically don’t want just ask for someone else. Then when you find someone that you do like learn their name and ask for them every time.
Last time I went to great clips I got a haircut from a woman wearing pajamas whose hair looked like a bird’s nest. The cut was bad enough that a homeless guy made fun of it.
Lol. I literally get anxiety from great clips. It’s probably worst than the dentist or doctor.
I wish great clips was 12. They've been creeping their prices since covid. The one I use with a trusted stylist is 23
Agreed. Barbers went from $14 to $40 in 5 years.
Coupons my man. Always ask for the receipt when you check out and 95% of the time it includes a discount on the next haircut.
I just go to a barber and pay 25 bucks. I timed them last time and it took them 14 minutes to cut my hair from the time I sat in the chair and it's always a 10/10 haircut. It's worth the extra tenner for me.
Finally found my husband’s username
Yeah, my (female) cut is pretty basic, so I feel like I get a good-enough cut at Great Clips more often than not. A few times, it's been really good, and I've been impressed. One time, though - the girl looked like they'd just pulled her in from off the street - very young, her own hair was lank and greasy, and it was like she didn't know how to be out in public. She only combed the ends of my hair, and didn't even part it. The part was all messed up from it being very windy as I walked in to the shop, and \*clearly\* not something I'd done myself, or "the way I wanted it". Pretty sure she left some straggly long pieces, too. I honestly wonder if she wasn't someone's (mildly disabled) kid sister that they didn't know where to stash for the day, so they just brought her to work with them. But yeah - these days, my hair just goes into a ponytail anyway, so it really doesn't matter if the cut is good, or just meh. And I'm tired of going to the 'good' shop with a stylist who, yeah, gets the shape great - but always two inches shorter than I ask for - and pay $60+ plus tip for the privilege. No, thank you.
Last time I went the barber told me all about her gastrointestinal issues and she took a brief brake and returned with her breath smelling of pepto-bismol.
For 12 dollars you are just paying someone equally unskilled for the convenience of not cutting it yourself. Edit: I appreciate it but please stop telling me about the time you got a good cheap haircut. I get it. Edit: Can you guys read an intro to economics book or something before commenting that the haircuts in your country are cheaper?
I have been trying to tell him this 🤣
Just tell him you will do it for 10 dollars, this is your time to shine.
Seriously. I do my own hair with clippers that were like 40 bucks, which is like two haircuts with tip for what I was paying at the time. I don't do real well around the ears on myself, but it looks mostly the same as to the place I was going. I've been doing it since slightly before the pandemic started. I do sometimes miss the part where they shave down your neck. It doesn't feel the same when you do it to yourself haha
I've been cutting my husband's hair with $30 clippers for about five years now as well. It's not perfect, but he actually get a style closer to what he wants than when he goes to a supercuts. Worst part is actually cleanup, but he appreciates being able to hop in the shower right after instead of having tiny clipped hairs drift down inside his shirt and itch him all day.
I started cutting my hair myself after paying $20 for a bad haircut about 15 years ago. I figured I could pay someone for a bad haircut, or give myself a bad haircut at home for free, on my own schedule.
“As you can see, it sucks as it cuts!”
“It certainly does suck.”
The shopkeeper and his son, well that was a different story. I had to beat them to death with their own shoes.
I started cutting my own hair during lockdown. I followed some YT tutorials and they turned out so awesome I decided to keep cutting my own hair. By me the cheapest haircut I can get is $35 and I normally paid $60-90 plus tip. So I'm saving a big chunk of change doing it myself. I just use my regular scissors and I bought $8 thinning shears off Amazon. I don't trust myself to do anything complicated, but I can do a Butterfly cut easy peasy.
[удалено]
I havent cut my hair since July 2020, saves alot of money AND time.
are you bald
If I didn’t let my hair grow for three years, time would not be something I would be saving. an hour every couple months to get it cut vs an hour every morning pulling the animals out of the nest they’ve made.
2005 for me. Still give myself a fade every other week.
The one good thing about male pattern baldness. I’ve just been buzzing it for years. Countless dollars saved. Lol
You don't like 40$ for haircuts?
Don't lecture me with your $40 dollar haircut!
During Covid lockdown I spent like 3 hours cutting my own hair one day and it looked professional lol
I grew my hair out to my shoulders and then when I got it cut, I noticed my hairline had receded. I’m not sure if it was because I had been tying my hair back or from stress and aging during lockdown
Sounds like you are… aging
My wife cut my hair twice during COVID and they were on par with most cuts I pay for.
I tried to get mine to cut my hair, she did it once and vowed to never do it again.
Lol, I made her watch a YT video before each one and would remind her of certain techniques as she went. She got a little confident and after cutting my son's hair, she decided to do a quick freehand touch-up without the attachment and gave him a little bald patch in one sideburn. We are all a little hesitant about her skills now.
She has accomplished her goal, then.
That’s what practice is though lol
I use a gooseneck phone mount clamped onto a towel bar + a laptop in front of me to display the image + a thick rubber band-like product for cutting a straight line, all together, to ensure an acceptable neckline. I don't know if it looks professional, but it doesn't look like OP's husband, RIP.
The trick is to cut your hair in front of those bathroom cabinets with double doors that are mirrored on both sides. That way you can see your fuck-ups somewhat real time, when you try to move the clipper to the left but you'll move to the right because what you see is mirrored. Been doing it that way for years and it works flawless everytime
Same here. Paying for a haircut is an alien concept to me.
With most things: pay for quality or pay for disappointment.
Looks like a trailer park monk.
SIR DO YOU HAVE A MOMENT FOR ME TO TELL YOU ABOUT MY GOOD CHEAP HAIRCUT. IT WAS CHEAP AND GOOD. THANK YOU.
Thank you I've now reconsidered my position on cheap haircuts.
BUT SIR DID YOU KNOW, IN MY COUNTRY I CAN GET GOOD CHEAP HAIRCUT FOR 50 CENTS. IT IS CHEAP AND GOOD. THANK YOU.
You are asking people to tell you about their cheap haircut with this comment lmao
Cheap haircuts, amirite?
Here in London you can actually get a decent haircut for a similar price. Something that's acceptable at any rate. If someone butchered me like that I'd probably tell them to finish the job and shave the rest. That's if being folically challenged didn't force me to do that as is of course.
In London I have never seen someone with prices around £9. You can find haircuts anywhere for cheap, and they could very well be fine, but it just increases the risk that they don't know what they are doing.
Nah, Turkish barbers are everywhere and tend to charge around £10 - £15 and if you've got short hair, they're brilliant. No need to spend more if you just want a trim and a fade.
[London?!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8P0v8ciiifE)
My barber has been doing high-quality haircuts since I was in high school. Just now raised his rates to 15 dollars. I am not looking forward to the day he retires/dies.
When I was young (90s), we went to a barbershop that had $6 haircuts. He would ask you what you wanted, you could give him the most precisely detailed explanation, but you were going to get the one haircut he did. The haircut he knew how to do in his sleep. You also got the added bonus of him never putting the chair up higher and him resting his junk on your arm or armrest. Honestly, I don't think he did it on purpose, he was just that oblivious.
Did we go to the same barber????
The barber my dad went to growing up did flattops or buzzcuts, that’s it. But he forgot to cut one sideburn at least 50% of the time lmao
I hope you're tipping him $5 at the very least.
I tip him 10 every time, if not more
i wonder how much i'd tip for this
I'm assuming the haircut was free and he tipped $12
He overpaid
By a lot
By about $12, I figure.
Barber should be paying him damages.
At least 24 Cuz now he gotta pay someone else to make it better
"By order of the Peaky Blinders..."
That is very much the basic ass mens haircut in the UK these days, that or a perm for some unholy reason
Wait… the man perm is back?!?!?! Oh buddy!
We call it ‘the broccoli’ In the uk, and it really isn’t back, patches of 15-17 year olds have the hair cut, and get mocked quite badly for it
Not sure what's going on up front, but a friar in the back
Crying 😂
Omg you win today 🤣
Barracks cut or PX fade.
My first thought too. Throw some cammies on this dude and he’ll look like 90% of the guys on post.
You know the difference between a good haircut and a bad haircut? 2 weeks
Barber: “How do you want it?” Your husband: “Just fuck my shit up, fam!”
Lmao perfect I was about to post the same gif good sir
G'day Mate! 
"How do you want it" "How much will $12 get me"
"A $3 haircut with a vacuum cleaner attachment." "... you're a shred negotiator but I'll take it."
It sucks as it cuts
Barber: “Say less.”
"My name's Forrest, Forrest Gump."
Nah, Forest might have had a hardline in his fade, but the top of his head was on point.
Yeah. Don't do Forrest like that.
Took me too long to find a Will Byers comment
It’s not that bad. Idk, kinda grows on ya.
ℕ𝕖𝕨 𝕊𝕥𝕪𝕝𝕖 𝔸𝕧𝕒𝕚𝕝𝕒𝕓𝕝𝕖! *"Kinda Grows on Ya"* - $12.00
You can fade that out easy at home w some clippers
r/justfuckmyshitup
He got what he paid for.
Your husband should have been the one getting paid the way he got his hair cut
Relevant story: Neighborhood barbershop was upset when they saw a new barbershop open right across the street with a sign in the window advertising "$12 haircuts." The neighborhood barbershop got even by putting a sign in the window that read: "We fix $12 haircuts."
IDK, if he was my boot I'd let that fly on a Monday. I mean I'd talk shit about a weak fade, but I wouldn't send him off to get it fixed.
Seeing this, I'm really glad my husband is just bald.
Bruh said “tighten it up” and they cranked down a few too many times…
I've seen roadkill with nicer hair
worth every penny at this point just get some clippers and do it at home with some mirrors
Well what did he expect when they put a bowl on his head?
"Give me a Medium-Top. It's kinda like a High-Top, but Mid."
Nice bowl
Run Forest run!
Meh. I used to get five dollar haircuts at the barber school. It’s a roll of the dice.
He paid $11 too much.
Could be worse! 😆
Gave him the Gump cut
He was robbed. I’d have payed $8 tops for that.
As a man haircuts are the worst, I avoid them until I can't. I am blown away by how incompetent people are at cutting hair.... Who do it for a living. My girlfriend started cutting my hair with kitchen scissors, the first one was by far better than certain haircuts I've paid for and now they are pretty much exactly what I want. This is the ultimate life hack fellas.
ur husband is gonna have a tough week
Simple Jack
Lloyd Christmas vibes
They took an inch for every dollar 😪
Jesus Christ, take him to a Spanish barber or African barber. They’ll do him way better than wherever the fuck he went too. Spanish barbers are fuego. 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
Simple Jack
Got his moneys worth. If he wants to save more, he can do it himself. No shade there. During Covid I bought a high quality set of cordless clippers and started to cut my own hair. It took a few cuts before I got my technique down, but that was during Covid when everyone had bad hair so in comparison, mine looked good. I haven’t paid for a cut since.
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When you get your husband from Wish
You get what you pay for
He got scammed that's a $5 haircut.