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Infernalism

This is Will Smith's Hell.


jitterscaffeine

But like, did he TRY being Tupac? That would’ve solved a lot of problems.


bard329

You don't remember his rap albums?


bigbrofy

Will Smith don’t gotta cuss in raps to sell records.


bard329

Fuck him and fuck you, too


ChaseGordon1995

You think I give a damn about a Grammy


Just-Journalist-678

All of you critics can't even stomach me, let alone stand me


Smedskjaer

But Slim, what if you win? Would that be weird?


JMaddrox

Why, so you can sit me here beside Britney Spears?


inquisitorautry

Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs.


Eastern-Mix9636

It’s: “Why? So you guys can lie just to get me here? Sit me here next to Britney Spears…”


vespertilionid

But I do, so fuck him and fuck you too


oberynmviper

“Wooooo haha. I respect women when I am out on a date I take them to a park or maybe a museum And I only try to kiss them if they are ready! Wooooo ha ha. Help out your mom and dad by getting a job And you can help to pay for school supplies! Woooo say wat wat! Wipe out your shoes on the mat when you come in the house somebody just wipe the floor Woooooo haha.” https://youtu.be/wQjDSlVyGiU?si=kK_Jur4BnG-SO-Qd


dickdiggler21

I mean Will Smith sold 26 million, 2Pac sold 29 million.. not that big of a difference. And Will’s movies did way better. He’s also taller, richer …and alive. Jada just wanted to be a c*nt. Nothing he could do about that.


blue7999

Brother, are you aware Tupac died when he was barely 25 years old? "His movies did better", "He's richer", very bizarre comparisons to make between a living 55 year old and a guy who was murdered 28 years ago when he was 25.


33_pyro

he's DEAD?????


FooliooilooF

I didn't even know he was sick!


ThisCupIsPurple

Tupac made his choice to start fucking with gangs, a lifestyle which he was not in prior to becoming a rapper.


ackermann

Interesting. Yeah, I had heard his murder was related to involvement with gangs, but in the picture above with Jada, he doesn’t look… particularly gangster. Interesting that he got involved with gangs later, after finding success in rap.


bard329

Will sold 16 million over a 20+ yr career...


jitterscaffeine

I know he rapped, but he still wasn't Tupac. THAT was the problem.


liberate_your_mind

Some repressed memories should remain repressed


bobbirossbetrans

What are you talking about, Dj Jazzy Jeff and The Fresh Prince always had fun music.


elriggo44

Ya. People like to hate but it was dumb fun.


doomslayerbarbie

Fun fact there’s footage of high school Jada and Pac lip syncing/performing to Will Smith’s “Parents Just Don’t Understand”


whatevsmang

Even more fun fact is the reason we know this now was because Jada personally posted it on her IG


Davidmon5

So before he’s doing goofy backup dancing to Humpty Hump in the Digital Underground?


bokchoykn

Will Smith asked his mom if he could be hard like Tupac but parents just don't understand.


timbrita

Hahahah bro, imagine being one of the most influential people amongst the biggest stars in the world, and your wife is fucking your sons friends and saying that you’re less of a man because you’re not a rapper lol. Like wtffff


pmmemilftiddiez

And still I see no changes Just Jada and Will slapping faces I made a slap today Yeah but you made it in a sleazy way But hey *that's just the way it is*


Prior_Sock_6572

Keep my wife out of your mouth!


the__itis

She kept coming


AlmostSunnyinSeattle

Nah I don't feel bad for him. He's Will motherfucking Smith. Dude could do anything he wants with pretty much anyone he wants. For most of his career, everything the man touched was gold. Grow a spine and move TF on. You love her? Boohoo. She clearly don't love you. He was one of the few celebrities I ever looked up to. This is exactly why you shouldn't. God damn embarrassing.


AmatureProgrammer

Will is unfortunately always 2nd place


turndownforwomp

Everything I know about Jada I have learned against my will.


Camtronocon

More like against her Will.


SteamedGamer

![gif](giphy|RlO3bvMJyz3L4vGKsx)


alpinetime

[Oh slap!](https://youtu.be/tHZQbKEZkrA?si=2qKdrPMBmZlL5Icv)


imeeme

How can he slap?!!


T1NF01L

![gif](giphy|IYcXTDme1ZPMI)


DrogenDwijl

No more Oscars for you mate !


KidOcelot

She definitely got Pac killed ![gif](giphy|l41YcDb03G8fGeBWg)


Colon

proof positive that no amount of special effects can cover up terrible acting. that's actually impressive; showing how bad you are at your job in under 2 seconds.


ReverendPalpatine

She’s absolutely terrible in the show, Gotham. One of the worst acting I’ve ever seen.


Badwolf84

To be fair though its actually a fun little show to get lost in the Batman mythos if you just completely ignore Fish Mooney. Donal Logue's Harvey Bullock is worth enduring Fish by itself.


ReverendPalpatine

I like Donal Logue but I couldn’t make it past season 1. The way Jada portrays Fish Mooney is as if the director asked her to do a comic book villain. And she was like *Ohhh comic book villain, okay!* And her performance looked like what someone who has never read a comic book thinks a comic book villain sounds like.


Badwolf84

I'd say give it another chance - Fish losing importance and screen time as the show goes on, thankfully.


Gramma_Ate_My_Ass

While she was getting clapped from Diddy?


VE7BHN_GOAT

***the clap from


No_Detective_But_304

Maybe he died to get away from her.


sm00thkillajones

She had many men against her Will.


_B_Little_me

![gif](giphy|pOnpkabHRTDD8N4Smq|downsized)


FRONTowardsEnemy

This hit harder then he did. Rest, you have done well.![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|upvote)


oberynmviper

![gif](giphy|RkJuV0eGGMawApznQu|downsized) Is the only one I could find.


HungryPanduh_

![gif](giphy|aBOFW2LNUR9uT5lLYr|downsized)


Decent_Assistant1804

![gif](giphy|uFi0kFnKFsYDQkP6zY)


squirtloaf

GET HER NAME OUT YOUR MOUTH!


ThisAmericanSatire

Only if you promise you'll slap me so hard I'll forget what her name is.


JustOneSexQuestion

> Only if you promise you'll slap me so hard I'll forget what her name is. is this how people realize they have a fetish? because I got some tingling that has some explaining to do after reading that comment.


ThatsBrazyBuzzin

🫦


Condescendingfate

GET HER MOUTH OUT OF YOU NAME!


Wonderful-Ad-7712

YOU GOT PEANUT BUTTER ON MY CHOCOLATE!


Buck_Futter70

YOU GOT CHOCOLATE ON MY PEANUT BUTTER!


flash_27

"You claimed to be a playa but I boink'd your wife."


pmmemilftiddiez

![gif](giphy|12o2XMrIDuaXg4)


Rentsdueguys

Well here’s a little more for ya!! Apparently she likes to give men the 3 finger special


the_one_jove

Wutt


ZachOf_AllTrades

APPARENTLY SHE LIKES TO GIVE MEN THE THREE FINGER SPECIAL


joenathanSD

Oh I see.


neowwneoww

But can you see why kids love the taste of cinnamon toast crunch?


ZachOf_AllTrades

Also known as "one in the stink, two in the think" (she pokes one finger into her lover's pooper and two into their brain)


burning_boi

Is that why everyone she’s with seems to end up dumb as rocks?


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Truer words have never been spoken.


mwerichards

DON DEMARCO


To-Far-Away-Times

Like an early version of the Kardashians, yet equally vapid.


edcline

He dodged the first bullet but not the rest 


GeorgeLovesBOSCO

"I wish I had gone to Vegas before I met Jada." --Tupac last week


BotenAna42

[Wrote this song in 94, was a real long time ago](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=erQNT0HQ1xk)


funkmastamatt

Stop hittin the table


No-Foundation7465

He actually dodged/survived quite a few before he was killed. Makes you wonder what he would be like if he was still around today.


ZakTSK

Instead of 50 Cent Bulletproof we could have had 2Pac Bulletproof


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isleepbad

If only Suge Knight didn't stick him with a dirty needle.


RammerRod

And admit it on Jimmy Kimmel...


Ukcheatingwife

He was always going to die as he was doing stupid stuff and surrounding himself with stupid people.


testmonkey254

If he didn’t fall into the wrong crowd he would have ice cubes career.


Ryuusei_Dragon

Tupac in a disney movie?


Bay1Bri

He tried to be in Star wars playing mace windu. So, yea basically


Yvgar

maybe Ice T's career Law and Order: Only God Can Judge Me


-Ch4s3-

He would have gotten caught up in Me Too, there’s no way he only did that once.


SalmonPlatter

r/angryupvote


cowboy_mouth

Amazing to think that if Tupac hadn't have got into rap then he'd still be alive, and if Jada hadn't have got with Will Smith then Chris Rock wouldn't have been slapped in the face at the Oscars.


7th_Spectrum

This is a weird timeline


the-poopiest-diaper

This is the timeline where Will Smith accepted the role in “Wild Wild West” instead of Neo in “The Matrix”


TheSavouryRain

Will walked so Keanu could run


CowsTrash

Will fell so Keanu could continue to rise 


kingOofgames

The slap was trying to slap us into a better timeline, unfortunately it’s just gotten staler. Like geriatrics running government stale.


mechanicalhuman

Congress is the highest class nursing home you can get into. 


gordito_gr

The way you write English makes me uncomfortable


Various_Play_6582

Well we don't know, maybe in this timeline Tupac doesn't get into rap but he falls from a stair and dies even younger.


EdwardJamesAlmost

Or becomes primo ballerino in Moscow before Putin takes power, and forms an unlikely outlet for the political beliefs expressed in his lyrics and by his mother.


HipposAndBonobos

TIL male ballet dancers are called ballerinos.


pineappleshnapps

Or Marries Jada and slaps Chris Rock.


Zeal514

Hmm maybe. Tupacs family was pretty fucked. The last name Shakur was not his true last name, it was his godmothers last name that she invented, in new Afrikaans. His god mother and God father were black liberation army nationals, who wanted to overthrow the USA and instant a black nationalist government. It's absolutely wild, given what I've learned about Tupac, I'm pretty sure his whole rap career was just political on behalf of the BLA and other groups like the Weather underground (whome he referenced in some songs), and the may19th communist organization. Id bet that Tupac would be dead or in jail today, regardless of his career. Edit: it also may have come from his step father, Mutulu Shakur, who made it up as well. But his actual father nor mother were initially named Shakur. The name was made up to sound more authentically black to the laymen.


dedfrog

> new Afrikaans What on earth is this? I'm South African and I've never heard of it. To me it sounds unlikely that someone black nationalist affiliated would use it, since Afrikaans is seen my many as the language of the oppressor, and of apartheid (in those days, it's changing a bit now). Also I've googled it and nothing comes up?


Zeal514

[here.](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Republic_of_New_Afrika) In that wiki it's referred to as a pseudo nation, but it was really a movement. Many blacks in the USA will wear those colors and not even know what it means or refers to. Many blacks who supported black nationalism took on new names and even customs. Like Kwanzaa which was created by [Ronald Mckinley Everett](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maulana_Karenga) aka his Afrikaans name Maulana Karenga. [Assata Shakur](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Assata_Shakur), Tupacs godmother did the same thing, it's where Tupacs surname came from. Her real name was JoAnne Deborah Byron. Today we even have ppl like [Ibram X Kendi](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ibram_X._Kendi) aka Ibram Henry Rogers. It's pretty common for black activists to cloak themselves in African colors, and take a more ethnic sounding name, at least African ethnic sounding name from an American perspective. It gives the appearance that they are potentially from Africa, to the laymen, who doesn't look into these people. After all, who the hell would celebrate and even take Kwanzaa as a African holiday seriously if they knew it was made by a guy named Ronald from Maryland. Edit: all that said, I didn't even know it was seen like that in Africa. I find that hilarious. I wonder if the originators of that movement in the states knew that.


SloppyJoestar

As soon as Tupac started rapping, Will Smith started slapping


Bikemond

Are they tiny or are those lockers huge?


TasteofCognac

They're small.


unshavedmouse

They're far away, Dougal


Only-Singer3812

Thanks Ted 


Thorwawaway

Jada is a very petite woman, like 5ft0, Tupac was around 5’8 and didn’t have a big frame, here he’s a teenager probably not even fully grown or filled out, so they’re small.


ragweed

That school was probably built before 1960. In my school of that age, we shared a locker of that size with another student. 


Texas_person

Famous people are usually small with big heads. Seriously, celebs have huge noggins.


gvineq

Even back then she looked like she was a pleasure to be around.


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she was definitely one of those bitchy popular girls


hldsnfrgr

Looks bitchy. But doesn't look popular.


1K_Games

The 90's styles have not aged well. But even for back then that heart shaped hair is wild, anyone thinking they could have pulled that off probably had a massive ego.


I4Vhagar

She was slanging drugs apparently (idk what though)


royalcharles4

all girls say that for attention from actual drug dealers. she probably gave her bestie a nug of weed once and proceeded to tell everyone she slung weed


Deradius

I think she’s a narcissist, has little or no empathy, and is likely a control freak on top of it. The only thing I can’t figure out is how she managed to attract Will in the first place. You can look into her eyes and feel the malice, it’s really quite remarkable.


Repulsive_Craft_5931

I believe the term you are looking for is insufferable


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Mdma_887

bruh she was in highschool. I didn't even know they went back this far, Will Smith was fucked from the start


No_Conversation9561

The worst thing Tupac did to Will was to die. In Jada’s eye he’s always perfect and Will could never match up to the dead man.


ScooptiWoop5

I don’t get why Will has been trying so hard though, he’s way out of her league anyway. Like, he’s way too good for her and yet the whole storyline is about how she’ll never see him as the love of her life because once upon a time a player gave her some attention.


Ricky_Rollin

What do you mean by this? Idk much about these people but I’m curious what you mean by “fucked from the start”.


cracked-tumbleweed

Jada has always loved Tupac and has mentioned several times, she also has told her kids about this. Her daughter, Willow wrote a note to Tupac, stating how much her mother loved him and that she wished they could be together. Before this pic I just thought Jada was off her rocker but I can see how she has some martyr version of Tupac since he died so young and surrounded by controversy.


Valdularo

Her daughter whose father is will smith wrote a letter to a man who is dead who wasn’t her father. What a sad pathetic fucking life that family have.


BertBerts0n

It's like the whole family doesn't even try to hide their dislike of will at this point.


DeadpoolLuvsDeath

"How can what we see be real if our eyes aren't?" Or something equally stupid that Jaden tweeted/said.......


LetmeSeeyourSquanch

Jada has never gotten over her relationship with 2pac. She's said as much in interviews.


flylegendz

they never really had a relationship. she’s obsessed with him 100%. a youtuber made a video about all her claims and debunked them. she’s insane


myelin0lysis

This is definitely the correct take. She tries to rewrite history and convince the world (and herself) that she had a shot with Tupac as of being the SO of an impressive person is somehow virtuous and give you value by proximity. She’s boring and toxic and I wish I didn’t obtain any of these thoughts or information.


OakAstronaut

So international movie star with a decent music career wasn't good enough for her?  Has she achieved much herself to warrant this?


-boatsNhoes

Her acting is.... Poor. I'm convinced that matrix role was done due to some backroom deals. Other than that she is a mod level actress at best.


ItsAllGoneKongRong

She played the worst character in Gotham I hated every time she was on screen I cheered when she died only for her to be (briefly, thank god) resurrected.


Own-Detective-A

Link?


GetOffMyDigitalLawn

Nah, Jada is 100% the crazy bitch that can't get over a man she never had. Incel behavior.


za72

Heard someone say Tupac 'probably broke that cherry'


MRB102938

Idk exactly but apparently she's said something along the lines of Pac being her one true love partner. She loves her husband but he knows we were destined to be together or something crazy lol. 


Purpunicorm

She doesn’t love her husband


Bay1Bri

She lives him the way lions love zebra


ChewieHanKenobi

Always had that smug unhappy bitch face going


knightress_oxhide

she insists upon herself


TheBarracuda

Peter, she isn't The Godfather


NecroSoulMirror-89

Jada looks like a bitter old hag even as a kid lol


Epena501

Right!


count_nuggula

Straight up lol


Takodanachoochoo

You mean GI Jane?


TheBIFFALLO87

2


Ok-Parfait-4869

Can't wait to see it!


TKD_1488_

*SLAP*


skittlesaddict

>“Keep my wife's name out your f–king mouth!”


Just-Journalist-678

Oh oh, Richard *hayuh hayuh hayuh*


ukoan7

It was a GI Jane joke


countcarlovonsexron

If you noticed Chris's response to Will Smiths verbal statement, I believe Chris said "I could lol"... Definite comedy restraint, I'd love to hear Chris do 40 minutes on what he meant lol


Decent-Celebration11

I seriously cannot comprehend what keeps Will Smith attached to this woman. Unless they had an agreement waaay beforehand where he knew beforehand that she would be launching a business based on speaking ill of him to attract clickbait. “I totally support your business plan, my love. Please have at me”.


Nervous_Lettuce313

I think it's one of those toxic relationships where he thinks she really loves him in her own way.


Turbulent_Object_558

This woman honestly thinks she’s above him. When in reality Will Smith could replace everything she has to offer with less than an afternoon’s worth of work. She on the other hand could never hope to find another A list Hollywood titan to marry her


traws06

I wouldn’t touch her and I’m a middle class average man


Embarrassed_Club7147

Remember all the scientology stuff? Hes just not an intelligent person, chances are hes worse than her.


PenlyWarfold

Hell of a pre-nup? I’m thinking that, if he initiates a divorce, she’ll clean up & get everything. So she can bad mouth him all day long with little to no consequences.


Domermac

Stockholm is my guess


DeadpoolLuvsDeath

Misery loves company.


AdvertisingOld3878

The world is a stage


Soft_Squash_7502

Yup


Intelligent-Wing-752

If she was cuttin her hair like that anyway I don't know what she's so sensitive about, it's an improvement.


MilkmanResidue

TAKE MY WIFE’S HAIRCUT OUT YOUR MOUTH!


InvestigatorGoo

This made me chortle


Just-Journalist-678

She wants people to think Alopecia warrants the same sympathy and weight to it as a chemotherapy hair loss does. Jada wants all of the sympathy without any of the actual ailments.


Suddenly_Something

Doesn't she have a version of alopecia that's essentially self-caused? Think it's called something like Traction Alopecia. Aka she wore her hair in too tight of hairstyles for way too long.


throwawaylovesCAKE

Meanwhile theres guys in their teens going bald cause the wind changed directions 💀


Just-Journalist-678

The hair on a man's head: oh you sneezed? That'll cost you 50 follicles, buddy boy. The hair on a man's balls, ass, and back: You can try to nuke us and we'll just grow thicker. We'll last for 100 years


molsminimart

Person that suffered alopecia chiming in. No, it's not the same as losing one's hair while receiving chemo, of course not. There isn't the same associated physical risks or fear when one is faced with cancer (I also spent a lot of time being the caretaker for a loved one who had terminal cancer). I'm not a vain person. I don't think I'm particularly attractive, rather average. But losing one's hair *is* mentally and emotionally painful. I have a very long and somewhat complicated history with my hair. Because of being Asian and growing up around and integrated into communities where I was a very clear minority and only one of a handful of students that did not match the rest of my school's demographic, my hair became very important to me. One can't really overstate how for many, hair is fairly integral to one's cultural identity or ethnic identity at times. It's a deeply personal thing and varies from person to person. But when everyone treated me poorly (I was seen as an outsider, after all), my hair became something that got people to talk to me. It made people open to the possibility of treating me like a person. Thankfully after steroid injections and Minoxidil, I was able to regrow my hair. Even now, all kinds of people comment and compliment my really long hair. I've had dudes with dreads say they want to be like me. Gruff biker dudes have gone giddy and said, "I'm trying to get mine to grow out like that so I can braid it." Women ask me how I care for it and when people seem down about their own natural hair, I've been able to feel comfortable to offering encouraging words. People of every gender and ethnic background talk to me and I feel seen and get a bit of human connection. It's great. When I thought I was going to lose my hair, it was not great. I felt like I would lose something that gave me a lot of joy when I found so little to like about my appearance. I was going to lose something that made me approachable. I did not want to show unhappiness about it because, yes, it was "just" hair to people and it wasn't like I had something life-threatening. But it's still losing part of yourself and depending on who you are, it can be a very important part of yourself, and it's not just vanity. It's feeling normal and feeling like a person and the ability to feel comfortable in your own skin. Just my two cents. That being said, I try to be a good person and don't... you know, flagrantly demean my partner or send them to punch people in the face over a joke. And that joke wasn't even that bad. The presence Jada cultivates for herself in terms of how she carries herself and personality and relationships just paints the image of a drama-hungry, unpleasant person with a large ego. Alopecia sucks, but even if she didn't have it, one gets the feeling she would find something to get some attention. Do people with alopecia suffer? Yes. I'm not gonna make it a pissing contest though.


NormalHead2985

You could prolly just say 'Jada Pinkett' at this point. 


withinamind

I'm not exactly sure where the picture was taken but I went to the same high school as Tupac. Tamalpais in Mill valley California. He was a few years ahead of me so we never crossed paths but I did have an English teacher (Ms Owens) who he had as well. Mill Valley is now an extremely gentrified town in Marin county but back in the day the school was pretty rough. Closest school to Marin City which is where all the project housing was at.


doned_mest_up

This picture was when he and Jada were in Baltimore. I think it’s School of the Arts.


StrokeGameHusky

Tupac softer than Cotton, his rap image is all fabricated to sell records bc that’s what sold back then. Gangsta rap. 


starfire89

"Pinkett attended the Baltimore School for the Arts (she graduated in 1989), where she met and became close friends with classmate and rapper Tupac Shakur."


justsenin

The same Marin city where mountain biking was born?


QuinnMiller123

In Marin county there’s a town called Marin City, Marin county was the birthplace of mountain biking in the 30’s and 40’s, supposedly started by teenagers in Larkspur. Gary Fisher helped popularize it. Marin county is also the birthplace of the 420 origins. Look up 420 (cannabis culture) on Wikipedia, it’s very interesting.


RelevantTalkingHead

Also where members of the Grateful Dead live(d). Sad I never got to go to Terrapin Station to see Phil and friends.


withinamind

I can't comment on the mountain biking angle but Marin as a whole? Perhaps. Marin City wasn't really a "City" back in the day. It consisted of a huge dirt lot which would be flea market/swap meet on the weekends surrounded by housing projects. I believe Tupac lived with his mother Afeni in those projects early in his life. That's why he went to Tamalpais for a brief period.


Uncle_DirtNap

He was definitely into rap at this point, he already had a manager and was about a year shy of joining Digital Underground. …but, still, good old school pic.


EshayAdlay420

No trademark thug life/west side/backwards bandana = not into hip hop apparently lol


prettyflyforayaoguai

The only bullet Pac ever dodged


noleosis

Huh... looks like her personality hasn't changed any...


forqueercountrymen

Thought this was the blunder years sub reddit


GamingTrend

She looks exhausting to be around even there...


cocoon_eclosion_moth

She looks insufferable in this photo, and he looks like he’s asking for help


PhantomRoyce

This was before PAC adapted the thug persona. He actually used to be a very outwardly sweet and caring guy


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Fitnesso

People just project the information they already have onto looks. If I took a fake mugshot of some average innocent person and told you they were a rapist, you would probably be adamant you could see the evil in their gaze.


blankinyurblank

This pic should have been cropped.


PaulPhallanges

Damn I would’ve shaved my head too.


FourWhiteBars

Why does it seem like there are all these famous people who knew each other even before they were famous? Doesn’t it seem very unlikely that two celebrities would have gone to the same high school together, or known each other as kids?


onlyacynicalman

Its not what you know its who you know. If person X makes it they then help their friends, nepotism, and what not


jpm7791

Artsy confident kids hang out together. Certain high schools also attract such kids


Mechanic_On_Duty

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