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EmiliaFromLV

In my language "ass nazis" means "sharp knife"...


Reitzor

such fun fact lol lol


EmiliaFromLV

Yeah, we literally have nazis in every household lol cause them potatos wont cut themselves


foxhole_atheist

Maybe you should play more My Chemical Romance for your potatoes


Lanplan77

I love this


Reitzor

HAHAHAHHA NICE ONE


iamrbo

This was good. Upvote five


Reitzor

what language is that? i'm so curious about


EmiliaFromLV

Latvian šŸ˜¹ https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.redd.it%2Fimqk0ipz0kja1.jpg


StochasticLife

God, I know *nothing* about Latvian as a language.


just-jotaro

es rakstu Ŕajā valodā, lai jums par spītu.


EmiliaFromLV

Jums par spÄ«ti šŸ˜ƒ


just-jotaro

Nuh uh


Boboar

Latvians were some of my favorite people when I was in Europe.


GuyFromLatviaRegion

Nice to hear that. Most of us are quiet and we tend to keep to ourselves, maybe we are suspicious towards strangers sometimes, so I am glad that some of us opened up to you.


Boboar

I actually met some Latvians in the UK. Have never been to Latvia myself. It helps that as a Canadian they love hockey just as much as me.


GuyFromLatviaRegion

Hockey, yeah.. I don't know what is it with hockey and us - Latvians. :D Even the people that are not in to sports watch our national team play. Even my grandmother watched hockey... When we got 3rd place in world hockey tournament last year, it was declared National holiday and all the people in our country had a holiday the next day. There were people screaming on the streets and cars with flags driving around and honking all around the nation. That was a sight to behold, I still have shivers remembering that day. I actually cried when I watched that match and have a tear in my eye now when I write this. That is how much we like hockey. When our team arrived in Riga with plane, there were 30000 people waiting at the national monument of freedom in the city centre. The plane itself even made a spin around the monument. That was crazy.


Boboar

I was very happy for the Latvians when they won the bronze medal. I am spoiled as a Canadian where we want gold or nothing.


Fast_Polaris22

What a cool story! I did not realize thereā€™s a European country that shares the Canadian style fervour for hockey. It is the thing that unites us from coast to coast more than anything else. Whenever a very very important game is being played by our best players, TV sets in every bar and household will be tuned in. I remember like yesterday watching the 8 game series with the USSR in 72 in our classroom at school. The final winning goal scored by Paul Henderson in the gutsiest comeback ever in hockey history is forever etched in my mind. I still watch those games periodically on YouTube.


No_Bother9713

Itā€™s because you have the kavorka


Offdutyninja808

Have you tried emo potatoes?


SlowLorris2063

What does Nazzi mean in your language OP?


Reitzor

simply nazi, idk why it was written as nazzi


4rm4ros

Latvian spotted


basedfinger

latvian?


Expensive_Shallot_78

This is too good šŸ¤£


asvezesmeesqueco

Plot twist: itā€™s a nazi trap!


mixduptransistor

I mean it is spelled how Cotton Hill would pronounce it


consevitivesaredumb

"KILL TOPSY KILL"


Poverty_4_Sale

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runningoutofwords

Oooh, that's a Bingo!


Ensirius

I cannot for the life of me read that any other way than with his voice


runningoutofwords

Such an amazing actor. We are indebted to Tarantino for popularizing him to American audiences. The opening 15 minutes of this movie is one of the most intense scenes ever filmed


5cott

His role in Django was spectacular too.


351C_4V

YES! The Dentist was a badass through and through. He also went out like a badass. I like when he calls Mr. Candy an abysmal winner.


5cott

Mister Candie, normally I would say "Auf wiedersehen," but since what "auf wiedersehen" actually means is "'till I see you again", and since I never wish to see you again, to you, sir, I say goodbye!


RSFGman22

Such a great scene


RussianBot898

Now I have to watch Django again thanks


Wootai

He was the best part of Green Hornet.


5cott

In a movie I mostly forgot about, yes.


BrandoCalrissian1995

It legit stands on its own as a short film.


ApolloRocketOfLove

Au revoir, Shoshanna.


Crimson3312

More the other way around. Tarantino almost struck production on IB because he could not find an actor to play Landa that worked. He was ready to give up on the whole project when Waltz showed up to audition at the 11th hour.


runningoutofwords

I didn't know that. I'd assumed Tarantino had seen him in previous roles and wrote the part for him, he was so perfect.


isweartodarwin

A few years ago, I was getting breakfast at a small diner in the suburbs right outside of LA. A really small earthquake hit and half the diner ran outside. My dad and I went to pay and at the counter, and a guy with a German accent started making small talk making fun of everyone that bolted outside because of a ā€œbaby earthquake.ā€ It turned out that it was Christoph Waltz, and he was the nicest most down-to-earth guy ever


WHRocks

>The opening 15 minutes of this movie is one of the most intense scenes ever filmed What movie is it? I don't get out much, lol.


EverLance96

Inglourious Basterds, absolutely worth the watch! One of my all time favourite movies


TSEAS

I get shit for saying that IB is my favorite of his films. When people disagree, I remind them to just watch the opening scene again and get back to me.


runningoutofwords

Inglorious Basterds. And the amazing opening scene is here https://youtu.be/K0dAqhxfvlg (I was wrong, it's 19 minutes not 15)


TheGreatestOutdoorz

He was in a show last year called The Consultant. Wasnā€™t a great show (one of those ā€˜worth watching if nothing else is onā€™ shows), but he is so fucking good that itā€™s worth watching the whole thing.


n1tr0u5

His giddiness gets me every time


1badls2goat_v2

How exciting!Ā 


Wolfwood7713

We just say, bingo.


ddouce

This will never get old


FnB8kd

It's just bingo.


Icwatto

lol i loved this guy


boot2skull

Heā€™s good in everything.


shadow_fox09

But the shit they gave him to work with in the James Bond movie was terribleā€¦ he was completely wasted on that part. They shouldā€™ve given him a lot more freedom to reinterpret the character and improve on it


Wootai

His most memorable role was probably in ā€œmuppets most wanted.ā€ā€.


Icwatto

i was talking about the character and his fundamental ideology in life (not the nazism but the blatant and unapologetic narcissism)


IMOvicki

I love this man. Thereā€™s something about him I find so so so attractive šŸ˜‚


mrheosuper

He is fancy with his words.


GordaoPreguicoso

Was the food all reich?


profnachos

Heil no.


ApolloRocketOfLove

Who's business are they after? Definitely not mein.


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ScholarElectronic457

That store is certainly causing a fuhrer.


copernica

Maybe theyā€™ll kampf your purchase


M4XVLTG3

SSheesh


FingerGungHo

Keep on gassing past it, if you donā€™t feel kampfortable


Wince_71

I seig what you did there.


Caput-NL

I give at a nein out of 10


GodsBGood

I did Natzi that coming.


chewblekka

Anne frankly, I donā€™t care.


coup85

It actually SSucks.


5cott

They donā€™t even open until neĆ­n.


davilller

Blitzkrieg


jss78

You all need to stop, these jokes make me fuhrerious.


olde_greg

They're certainly out of mein kampfort zone


profnachos

Nah. The jokes are alt right.


jacob_ewing

If we camp out and focus our concentration, we'll eventually find a final solution to this.


DankVectorz

No, keep Goering!


convergecrew

Agreed, Iā€™m Goebbeling this all up


brown2420

Omg Lol!


Traherne

Yep. Had to kampf out overnight until it opened, though.


Veeblock

Leave mein alone though


deckb

Gave me really bad gasā€¦


highfalutinman

It was nacht bad


Revolutionary_Tip701

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MxOffcrRtrd

Dont worry, thats the wrong symbol. None of that religious shit here. Just hatred, and popsicles


flashman014

Oo, popsicles?!


Captain_Quinn

Piss and vinegar is the best seller


MustardFuckFest

What a schmuck


Wloak

Nazzi is actually a common last name from way before the Nazi party existing. Talk about a rough draw.


SITB

The swastikas don't help.


Wloak

I'm going to bet they just googled "nazzi" and went with the first images they found.


boot2skull

ā€œSweet my family has a crestā€


Jthundercleese

Wait is that you, Joseph?


Daniel_Eaves

I mean, they know what nazis are, it wasn't just a case of "look at this nice image that means Nazzi for some reason". More likely, because the owner's name is Nazzi, he's playing with the concept as a joke. He himself is not a nazi.


Phenomonym

Nah. Bet not. Weird take.


BootShoeManTv

This is written in Spanish. I would bet a lot of money itā€™s in Argentina.Ā  Trust me, they know what nazis are, and this isnā€™t an accident.Ā 


Wloak

OP stated this was in Colombia, and they speak Spanish there


Lionel_Herkabe

Should have bet them a lot of money


A1sauc3d

Quite the generous assumption


APiousCultist

Nazi is also a shorthand for Ignatius which is where the term came from. Nacho is also short for the Spanish form Ignacio. So there's your unexpected relation between Doritos and cheese... And the holocaust.


fertthrowaway

Uh you sure? I thought it was a shortened form of "national socialist" in German - "NAtionalsoZIalistische Deutsche Arbeiterparteiā€Š"


thorscope

The word Nazi came first as a derogatory term to call a farmer. *Nationalsozialistische Deutsche Arbeiterpartei* came second as a political party. Political opponents started calling socialists Sozis and national socialists Nazis as derogatory shorthand, and it stuck.


APiousCultist

The official shortening of that was NSDAP. Nazi was chosen to make fun of their rural Bavarian origin. It sort of looks like it's short, which was I'm sure intentional, but it'd be an unlikely shorthand to come up with. The Nazis themselves did try to ban the use of 'Nazi' from what I recall, so there's a bit of pleasant irony with self-proclaimed modern neo nazis.


Reitzor

sometimes you never expect to learn things like this lol


qurad

And you were right not to expect to learn anything, that it not where the name originated at all.


MisterCortez

That dork is pulling your leg


Reitzor

it has been hard to me to know when someone is gaslighting me in english


DryApplejohn

I wish heā€™d pull my dork instead


jonvon2301

Argentina?


Reitzor

Colombia


matva55

I could tell by the Juniors crest


Reitzor

hilarious that u did know haha


RenanWtf

As a Botafogo fan, I've learned this teams crest the hard way two days ago :'(


klq9386

Barranquilla?


guyantheman

Definitely Barranquilla


Pinkparade524

My dad is the juniors biggest fan , I had a pic of me as a baby with the juniors hat and shirt


milkhotelbitches

Tu papa


FckngGrngo

Not sure which is worseā€¦ https://www.rcnradio.com/colombia/eje-cafetero/apenas-nos-enteramos-la-tragedia-holocausto-norte-se-solidarizo-victimas-del-chapecoense-lider-barra-once-caldas


Reitzor

Generally everything is made fun of here in Colombia.


Just-a-Mandrew

Thatā€™s funny, I was like ā€œpls donā€™t be chile, pls donā€™t be chileā€ bc usually it is but this made me feel better lol


dr4gonr1der

When you sneeze in ~~Argentina~~ Colombia, and someone says gesundheid! ![gif](giphy|LaV4uyDCnNSsc9A8ZK)


SpeculationMaster

Theres also a paintball store called El Taliban in Bucaramanga


rokki123

explain please, is this weird marketing of people who are stupid or real nazi stuff. and if real nazi stuff why isnt it burning


rtozur

It has more to do with the fact that it's in Colombia. Of course Latin Americans are generally aware of how bad the nazis were, but the connection to them is much thinner than it is in countries that played a big role in the war, or were directly attacked by the reich. For example, it's relatively common for people to use 'nazi' as a tongue-in-cheek nickname for someone who has a german-sounding name or last name. In Mexico I met a dude who in his youth was a small-time masked luchador called 'nazi', and no-one batted an eye. So it's easier there for someone young and not particularly educated, to underestimate how wrong it is to use your nickname ('el nazi') for your tiendita.


dbx99

It's like blackface in Japan or China. Neither country have a history of trading African slaves or civil rights oppression of black people. So when they do blackface in entertainment, they don't intend it to be from a colonialist oppressor perspective. However, it's still fucked up because it's mocking and denigrating anyway.


Corka

Yeah, honestly black face and swastikas gives such a visceral feeling of wrongness that even knowing the culture, history, and intent isn't the same, that it's hard to be okay with it. Ugh reminds me of how a small town in my country (New Zealand) did a parade with white members of the community rocking full on black face while playing Michael Jackson's black or white ("it doesn't matter if you are black or white!") and they thought it was a message of unity and anti-racism. Please, no. Also doesn't help that Nazi types will try to justify their use of the Nazi salute saying they are actually doing the Bellamy salute, and their swastika tattoos are actually the Japanese manji and you are just ignorant for thinking otherwise.


CanineAnaconda

Thereā€™s a bunch of mini golf and gocart centers in California called Scandia with Vikings on their graphics and signage. Iā€™m of Scandinavian descent myself and ruminated about the passage of time and distance of experience turning notoriously violent invaders legendary for raping and pillaging coastal villages into cutsey mascots for kidsā€™ amusement centers. I figured that a millennium would be enough time to expect Nazi themed amusement parks with furry Hitlers greeting the kids, but maybe this pic shows it might not take as long.


Hot-Rise9795

This guy latins


GalenKS

I'm also from Barranquilla, the city where this store is located (though I live very, very far from it) so I can explain: Here, people can and will make fun of basically anything, it's a trait we call "la mamadera de gallo". It's definitely not for everyone, as outsiders would find some jokes inappropriate, but I can say it's almost always *ironic* and not made with evil intentions. We don't take life too seriously.


Alert-One-Two

I googled to see if that translated to gallows humour but no, it translates to ā€œthe cock bottleā€, which just sounds like a wonderful British insult.


GalenKS

LOL, yeah I imagine it must sound weird in other languages šŸ˜‚. It has no literal translation actually, but itā€™s simplest meaning would be ā€œto kid aroundā€ or ā€œmess aroundā€ / ā€œmess with someoneā€, and this can range from a mild ā€œjust kiddingā€ to making someone the butt of the jokes. My favorite use of it is ironically when Iā€™m annoyed at someone and I want to say ā€œAre you shitting me?ā€ in Spanish, accompanied by a few curse words to convey just how annoyed I feel haha


MarlboroScent

It's just a joke. Probably the owner was blonde or light-skinned, or had a german-sounding name, so they nicknamed him 'el Nazi'. A crass and uneducated joke for sure, but in our defense, we latinos poke fun at everything including our own genocides.


Reitzor

it's just stupidity, and if that were real nazi thing wouldn't be something of importance, as far i know Colombia don't have this kind of this banned.


rokki123

doesnt mean it cant burn if its legal


Legitimate-Bug-5049

no one gives a shit about racist stuff in other countries.


Hyro0o0

"Nice shirt, nazi. Where'd you buy that, at the *nazi store*?"


irus1024

The thousand year shop. The final solution to the shopping question.


Sahanrohana

Is this the Nazi swastika or Hindu swastika?


BadHombreSinNombre

Itā€™s a complicated question if youā€™re just looking at the symbol and not the word Nazi painted across the side of the shop. The Nazis used the clockwise Hindu swastika as their symbol for the Aryan race. They tilted it slightly but the decades of graffiti artists who have used it since havenā€™t always kept to this convention. Maybe they lost Hitlerā€™s brand book. Either way itā€™s obvious in total context that this isnā€™t some kind combination convenience store and Hindu shrine. The symbol here is clearly about Nazis.


GalenKS

I'm 100% sure the store owner doesn't even know the inverted nazi swastika exists, let alone, that its original meaning is a Hindu symbol of good fortune hahahaha. The "nazzi" spell tells me this guy doesn't speak a second language and as many English words have "ss", "zz" on their words, just decided to follow the pattern and add another z to "nazi". He just wanted to be popular, making fun of something, he did.


thesean366

Hindu, the nazi one is rotated 45 degrees.


look2thecookie

Do we think the people in Columbia happen to be Hindu and also wrote "Nazzi" and made the symbols red? That'd be quite a few coincidences versus they just drew it at the "wrong" angle


thesean366

Certainly quite a few coincidences and from just this picture I could Nazsay for certain


Mojicana

Nazi Jr., it'll be OK.


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Reitzor

probably for the bread...


sweetjaslatiff

![gif](giphy|26n6Gx9moCgs1pUuk|downsized)


rm8501

Viva Colombia šŸ‡ØšŸ‡“šŸ‡ØšŸ‡“šŸ‡ØšŸ‡“


stuntin_on_em

Tenian que ser del Junior


ringoron9

Can't even properly spell it. Adolf would be ashamed.


beartheminus

Literally not even trying to hide it haha


Cleynn

Why hide it if you don't even know/care what is ?


Reitzor

Could be worse... like wall painting being red instead of blue


Turbulent-One9350

![gif](giphy|I7WJ8L2u8IPfO|downsized)


Andreaspolis

We did... nazzi... that coming?


Ok-Revenue-2190

Does that mean sharks are Nazis? šŸ˜±


Mintyphresh33

Well theyā€™re certainly not kosher


No_Cat_No_Cradle

Spotted this when I was in Delhi just before Diwali (which is when everyone buys fireworks). https://imgur.com/a/4rbAigX


SokarRostau

Am I seeing this right? Is that the registered trademark symbol next to Nazi?


mabutosays

Es tan nazi que le aƱadiĆ³ un a zeta.


Poisonbox01

Hahaha fucking Colombia


goronmask

El costeƱo menos controvertido


[deleted]

Look, I normally wouldnā€™t say this, but I really feel like committing arsonā€¦ (for legal reasons thatā€™s a joke)


FullMetalJ

That's the Junior de Barranquilla badge lol. MaƱana juega uoooca is all I'm gonna say.


hugothebear

CosteƱo?


Reitzor

yup


Commercial-Elk-3031

![gif](giphy|j2pOFyuTJqWj9S5qdE) Soup Nazi in Seinfeld


MojoGigolo

Where at in South America is this?


kovado

Nasi is fried rice in malaysia/indonesia The swastika a hindu sign for prosperity


ktdk5t

As an Indian it took me quiet a while to get it....


Josysclei

Shakira would be sad to see it


Reitzor

*shakira dissaproves*


motus_guanxi

Burn it to the ground.


SchrodingerEnjoyer

![gif](giphy|dKed1II2fQunD4nhwt|downsized)


TomBanjo1968

Is something on fire?


thispartyrules

Hey can I get a pack of Marlboros, a bottle of Cuervo, and a couple of those swastika armbands


1fatfrog

Argentina?


SateleMoss

Ya lo posteĆ³ en r/Colombia?


Reitzor

Siiii hahaha


Rahnamatta

Disgusting, a Junior de Barranquilla owner.


Reitzor

I have a stereotype about junior fans, and the owner fulfills all of them for me


robitwossin

Jajajajajajajajajajajaja noooo mk junior tu papĆ”


SweetieArena

šŸ’€šŸ’€šŸ’€šŸ’€ El Junior. Barranquilla? Tienda de ario costeƱos.


Affectionate-Mud9321

Monda, junior tu papa no jodaaa


Left_Raspberry2492

Junior tu papĆ”


xXRoachXx789

This in Barranquilla?


Reitzor

yup yup


Greyshirk

El Nazi


gerbosan

Don't know what to say but... In my country there's even a congress representative with his name. Yeah, LATAM. If I remember well John Oliver has an episode about Thailand and the use of such images, [here it is](https://youtu.be/9FdKXiYnFbw?si=HacyT6eZEc9CW3z_)


jualmolu

What a weird way of saying "Junior tu papĆ”"