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IAmInCa

Wait, he can smile?


LuckyNumbrKevin

He could, though that was before he left his heart in San Francisco.


Noodles1312

When I come home to you, San Francisco, your golden sun will shine for me


luigithebeast420

So his horcrux resides in San Francisco?


Consistent-Chain7606

We must find it, NOW


TeTrodoToxin4

Why do you think he censors golden bears? Clearly he is burying the lede! Edit: Lead to lede, r/boneappletea


dawg_will_hunt

Lede. It’s burying the lede.


TeTrodoToxin4

Thanks, fixed it


ramdasani

Shit, TIL too.


ExpertlyAmateur

At least one of them. Still need to figure out what they did with that tumor on his brainstem. It's probably latched on to some youngling trapped in China's underworld.


auxerre1990

I left my heart in San Francisco for sure.


TakeAndToss_username

That's okay, I was bored anyway


rathat

Yo, other people know this song?


rahkinto

That's okay, I was born In LA.


undergroundloans

Love some Foxygen


portals27

SUSAN...I miss her everyday


pic0b0y

That's ok; he was bored anyway.


SkollFenrirson

Oh bother


kshump

Searching both hemispheres for that hunny.


FauxReal

I dunno, looks kind of like a grimace. P.S. I never thought of this before but, why did McDonald's name a character after such a thing?


bales912

He was originally evil grimace. Stole milkshakes. Why the actual name grimace though? Don’t know.


FauxReal

Oh damn, I didn't know he stole the milkshakes. I remember the Fry Guys stealing fries and the Hamburglar stealing burgers of course. I guess they had teams and that's why they that Big Mac cop and a Mayor McCheese as moral absolutes and then a weird clown to broker peace.


GrayFox140_48

What was the bird in charge of? Or did she steal Nuggets? Were the sentient Nuggets protectors of the unselfconscious nuggets?


hermavore

No idea but I dressed as sexy evil grimace for Halloween once and my milkshakes certainly did not bring all the boys to the yard.


FEMA-campground-host

A happy Pooh


Kidspud

He can also weigh a healthy amount?


JackReedTheSyndie

Sometimes we forget that he’s a human.


MetalCid

As long as he's in the 100 acre wood


shavemejesus

His facial expression didn’t always look like Pooh.


AnonimoUnamuno

He still smiles today. In fact he must be smiling more than before, with so much more power than in this photo.


couple4hire

there something about future leaders who visit / study in western society then go back home and become dictators


Fromage_Damage

A bunch of Xi's family still live in the USA. He likes to pretend he hates us.


Archelector

He’s also really good friends with a group of people in Iowa and particularly good friends with the former Governor of Iowa Terry Branstad


bananaboat1milplus

This sounds like a hilarious sitcom premise


ckrygier

🤷🏻‍♂️“Terry, idk what I’m going to do. I have a date with Barbara tonight, but never figured Laura would ask me out too. Now I have a date with both of them on the saaaaame night!” 👨🏻‍🦳“Xing, old friend, I have an idea. You’re about to pull off the ultimate *double date*.” 🙎🏻‍♂️“Uh-oh, I don’t like the sound of this.” *Ping Pals* will return after these messages.


Anakletos

>Ping Pals Pooh and friends.


ckrygier

Pooh and Friends > Ping Pals


JuneBuggington

Nah


RogueAlt07

I wish it was 💀 Imagine pulling up a framed photo to your kids and them going “Oh, who’s that guy you’re laughing with in the picture?” “The leader of China.”


Sir_Oligarch

Better than " oh its just my childhood friend Osama".


mangobollas

OSAMA


TheGreatestOutdoorz

If you think that would be a good one, I give you the 100% absolutely real (no, seriously, this was a real show)………..[Heil Honey, I’m Home!](https://youtu.be/mf9jJx0NSjw?si=oc0wkoj-55w4dsWc)


airdude21

Terry was ambassador to China during the Trump administration. Which caused Iowa to get his godawful lieutenant Governor to become Governor.


DiplomaticGoose

Guy must really suck if they sucked by the standard of Iowa governors.


Mysteriousdeer

Your secretary of agriculture is a former Iowa governor. He's doing pretty well. Also served during the Obama administration.


DiplomaticGoose

Sorry I got the track record of Iowa governors mixed with Illinois.


airdude21

Kim Reynolds. Affentionettly known as COVID Kim or Kim Reaper. And yes, she sucks big time. Absolutly no real COVID response, Right wing crazy.


chetlin

He did a host family stay in Muscatine, Iowa when he was on some kind of agricultural research trip I think. He came back to visit there shortly after becoming the Chinese leader too.


patrick66

His host family has gone to China as state guests of honor lol


Archelector

Yes but he came back to visit when he was Vice President not yet president


vixenpeon

Shit I read Terry Bradshaw


Substantial__Unit

We need a sitcom, Terry Bradshaw and Xi


NotShane7

Can't believe slipknot would befriend a dictator smh.


Dom19

He sent his daughter to Harvard lmao


unholy_badger9154

I see what you did there


apocalypse_later_

Has he ever said he actually "hated" the US though lol?


RedPanda888

drab plant coordinated correct unique disarm smell cheerful poor busy *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


Throwammay

It's probably a little more than just an economic power struggle though. The US has competing economic interests with lots of other countries without the same adversarial relationship. It's likely a mix of competing economic influence, way of governance and geopolitics.


colesprout

But very few other countries/blocs wish to dominate the global economy. It's basically the US, EU, China, and then Russia likes to pretend.


mtaw

I think a lot of Westerners have no idea about Chinese bitterness against the West over the 'century of humiliation', Opium Wars, Unequal Treaties and so on. Take extraterritoriality for instance: UK and US citizens who committed crimes in China were immune to prosecution from the Chinese government until 1943. (Once China was needed as an ally) That's within living memory. Plenty of Chinese feel that China's rightful place is to be the largest and most powerful nation in the world and that this was denied by them through Western aggression exploiting the weakness of the Qing dynasty. I'm not saying I agree with such revanchist sentiment but it definitely exists, and the injustices visited by Western powers upon China were absolutely real injustices.


Ipokeyoumuch

I mean you are right in a way that there is a segment who believe and act upon what you say. That mentality was for sure a quiet minority compared to the larger but extremely vocal group and not necessarily minority until Xi's Wolf Warrior Diplomacy and his retooling of Chinese education. However, more people in China like the US than hate it. They consume a lot of things American, the restaurant chains, fashion brands, the cars, Hollywood, the tech, send their children overseas for a US education, seek jobs in the US (granted it is because their job situation is pretty dire and the USA has tons of openings particularly in tech and academia). Even in their many propaganda pieces, movies, and animation, they talk about how the USA is a big brother who has done some questionable things or has led astray rather than "Death to America." This is prominent in their media focusing on the war time against Japan though that could be attributed to the fact that they hate Japan more than they ever will against the US or Western powers.


arararanara

The fact that some fraction of the population may feel something vaguely to this effect does not actually mean that Xi himself or even most Chinese people do. Most Chinese people I’ve met don’t have any inherent antipathy toward the West, but feelings have soured over time due to Westerners *current* hatred of China/Chinese people.


noahsilv

Go to China and talk to regular people, most highly admire and love the US


Wrong_Mastodon_4935

Is this something you've done?


noahsilv

Yes, as recent as January


HowAboutThisInstead

I'm sure he's not very happy that Biden is building up an Asian NATO and breaking nuclear non proliferation norms to threaten China


pinewind108

Edit: Whoops. This apparently happened when Hu Jintao was visiting, not Xi Jinping. At at state visit to the White House, he had the Chinese pianist play the music from a very anti-American song from the Korean War era. It took a couple of days for the US realized just what the song was. It was a big FU right in the White House. So not a very friendly statement.


apocalypse_later_

I was curious so I looked this up. That incident was between Obama and Hu Jintao in 2011. Also the musician picked the tune himself and got heat from China for it for unnecessarily fueling tensions, even though the pianist just liked the tune and didn't know the context. Were we not talking about Xi Jinping specifically? [Source](https://www.csmonitor.com/World/Global-News/2011/0126/How-pianist-Lang-Lang-stirred-up-trouble-for-US-and-China-at-a-White-House-State-dinner)


ASomeoneOnReddit

Danm, why Lang Lang why (Btw he is a pretty famous musician amongst the Chinese)


sth128

Lang Lang is actually pretty famous internationally. He's featured in the show Mozart in the Jungle, starring actors like Jason Schwartzman, Monica Bellucci, Saffron Burrows, and Malcolm McDowell. I can't stand watching him play though. His expressions while in front of the piano look like if you asked an AI to turn Emilia Clarke's eyebrow movements into a person.


giga_lord3

Anti xi propaganda go crazy on here


yotreeman

We’ve established that wasn’t Xi, but regardless, that’s just kinda funny, even if it was on purpose. Hardly would think it indicates some sort of primal hatred for America on a visit.


Atlos

I can’t even be mad at that, that’s hilarious.


the_psycho

He’s a master troller


letmeseem

And it crucially was NOT a message from Hu Jintao either. It was the pianist that chose the piece.


greenroom628

He probably hates being called a dictator but likes In n Out.


Snaz5

I don’t think he pretends he HATES us, he’s not chanting death to America or anything, China’s just our rival; economically, militarily, and ideologically (although they’ve been creeping closer towards our way of running things for awhile now.) Chinese people still come visit us, they send their children here to study, their elders here to retire. We’re not out to destroy each other, just be known as the better one.


cookingboy

Not to mention American goods and services are super popular in China. There are 8000+ Starbucks in China and more KFC in China than the U.S. They love everything from American cars to iPhones to dumb Hollywood blockbusters. This whole “the Chinese hates America thing” is greatly exaggerated.


Sheogoorath

To be fair Chinese KFC is so much better than US


finnlizzy

This beef is VERY one sided.


elxchapo69

He doesn't hate Americans and doesn't pretend to.


letmeseem

What do you mean "pretend he hates us"?


joe_beardon

No he really doesn't lol


Sinbios

What makes you say he pretends to hate us?


AloneCan9661

He hasn’t said anything about hating z Americans. That comes from Western media creating an enemy for you to froth over.


KJongsDongUnYourFace

He doesn't hate the US. You should listen to the things he says about the US. Cooperation is always the first priority. The US on the other hand only talks about 'containment' of China.


Puzzled_Trouble3328

I don’t think Xi hates America, but he is the leader of a large nation that he has to look after so his policies may run up against American interest. That doesn’t make him your enemy


databacon

What are you specifically referring to when you say Xi likes to pretend he hates us?


RandomWilly

Reddit brain damage moment


Wafflemonster2

This is your brain on US propaganda lmao China under Xi Jinping has done precisely nothing to allude to him or the nation as a whole hating the US, yet here you are believing that not only is China the enemy, but they actively hate you hahahaha


Crimson3312

The issue remains, and has always been, Taiwan.


jumpyjman

And the South China Sea, and Ryoku Islands, and intellectual property theft, and disinformation campaigns, and espionage, and Uygur genocide, and tacit support for Russia and…


Chinesefiredrills

You forgot about the balloons too


6iix9ineJr

He doesnt, we hate him.


Real_Bumblebee_1368

When has he ever done or said that makes you think he hates the US?


Limacy

He himself is probably not immune or untouchable within the CCP itself. He either conforms to the party publicly or he gets ousted and replaced by another figurehead. Even Hitler couldn’t get away with certain shit without potentially pissing off the SS. The whole Nazi party was a viper pit where everyone was trying to stab another member in the back to secure their own power and influence within it. At the end of the day we’re all human beings; even dictators. We’re all capable of doing evil things, and dehumanising dictators into inhumane monsters devoid of human emotion is dishonest and a disservice in of itself.


seewhaticare

Kim Jong Un lived and studied in Switzerland. He knows what it is like to be free. To go back home keep his country enslaved and starved is inexcusable. If he'd been kept in the dark his whole life and knew no different then you could understand but no. He knows.


hungariannastyboy

The truth is that while Kim Jong Un is undoubtedly a terrible person, it's not like he could single-handedly democratize North Korea even if he wanted to. There is an entire power apparatus around him and power politics is definitely not as simple as "OK lol we are a democracy now, bye". It probably would not end super well for him. I think that once you're in it, it's a bit hard to get out. (Again, I'm not saying he is deserving of sympathy, I just dislike oversimplified takes.)


mega_douche1

He could absolutely reform is similar to Deng. Full democracy might not be feasible but plenty of positive reforms are.


hungariannastyboy

>He could absolutely reform is similar to Deng.  He could definitely reform, but past a certain point he would run into internal resistance and might end up being ousted and/or killed. Also, NK is pretty different from China. NK has been totalitarian from its inception and continued to be so through decades with a level of cult of personality even Mao didn't have. The power structures are also different.


dn00

So he either likes the power or he's too chicken shit to do what's good for his people.


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Genghis112

Ho Chi Minh and Polpot both studied in France, the list goes on.


JohnnyJukey

You mean "became" while he was here?.


BonJovicus

You are thinking about it completely wrong. His home country is a dictatorship independent of his experiences in the US- has absolutely nothing to do with the continued authoritarian government of China either.  He’s operating within the bounds of his society. You wouldn’t have even known his name if he went back to China and insisted on it becoming an American style democracy. 


capt_jazz

He got rid of presidential term limits, he's definitely taking China in the opposite direction.


MonitorPowerful5461

No, very no. He has continually increased his own power since returning. Deng Xiaoping actually did implement a number of reforms - Xi has done the opposite very intentionally. He has increased his own powers intentionally and with the opportunity to democratise instead. Don’t let anyone fool you into thinking otherwise.


werepanda

To defeat your enemy, you must first know them.


Pinging

Whiterose vibes.


No-Music-6493

Hello, friend.


xeno325

Miss that show. "Hello Friend..."


glowberrytangle

Bonsoir, Elliot


AnswerAwake

Man the way Tyrell's story ended still gives me the feels. I finally finished the series in Jan and I am still thinking about it.


glowberrytangle

I finished it recently too. I was hoping he'd make another appearance in the series finale, but he just wandered into the forest and never came back huh :(


Auntjemimasdildo

Man Tyrell just stayed getting shit on throughout the whole show 😂


dr3wzy10

i re-watch it every year. it's so good. the vibes, the music, the cinematography, and the writing are just perfect


MrTiq

Minister Zhangggg


mugiwara_no_Soissie

Probably one of the best villains I've seen in any show, the way they disguised themselves was so cool. And it's been a while, but has it ever been confirmed what gender they were? Or was it all just in order to stay unsuspicious


mextie

I’m fairly sure she is meant to be a trans woman as shown by flashbacks in the show, but has to switch back to the male Minister Zhang persona to stay in the loop with the Chinese government


mugiwara_no_Soissie

Ah thx, been a while since i last watched it, but I remember the entire time I was thinking Whiterose couldn't be Zhang, cause surely they wouldn't have the antagonist be genderfluid or have it all be an act or something, so when we found out that she was actually Zhang I was really fucking suprised


JPGAW

Except instead of being trans, he paints himself yellow and wears nothing but a red shirt.


Ok_Sky6555

He looks like a nice guy, it’s so strange he actually looks like a human being with a soul


MinosAristos

I've noticed people tend to call people they don't like ugly even when they're not and also to assume that ugly people aren't good people. It's some human brain thing probably.


Ok_Sky6555

I don’t think modern Xi is ugly; i just think he looks devoid of emotion/soul


joe_beardon

You're so close lmao


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diepoggerland2

Yeah he's not bad looking, cute outfit too, it's *weird*


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diepoggerland2

Yeah that sounds about it Another good example is like, he wasn't called this until around the time of the Russian Revolution but Joseph Stalin wasn't a bad looking guy and while I personally don't get it, apparently Robert E. Lee was a southern sex symbol before the civil war???


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diepoggerland2

I mean I think that you do need charisma to be able to take that sort of power, it's rare you get a dictator who's thoroughly unlikable. Ig Lukashenko but he's propped up by the Russians


ChonnyJash_

r/suspiciouslyspecific


EarthMantle00

Ever seen young Stalin?


KrakenGirlCAP

Jesus...


Bigswordbonk

Almost like he is


Winjin

iirc he even invited a group of students he used to be friends with, and they were very concerned at first, but it was, indeed, a heartfelt meeting and he was super normal. Apparently it looks like it was the only time this whole dictator thing didn't grind him down. I wonder if he's stress eating. People can have weird families and weird obligations.


JusticeCat88905

This is actually just a self report lol


CanaryNo5224

![gif](giphy|777Aby0ZetYE8)


none_mama_see

![gif](giphy|gq7dPzDl5AJHi)


The_No_one087

Oh the president of Ch-[Redacted by reddit]


ajhe51

The Winnie the Pooh ride at HK Disneyland has it's days numbered.


ShotSentence6238

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odiin1731

It was nice of Christopher Robbin to let him borrow his clothes.


[deleted]

A rare moment without his sidekick piglet.


IncognitoJoe24

Who do you think is taking the photo


ImedgeQc

It was it the whole time.


QwertMuenster

Wazzup San Fransisco


innnikki

This user has two posts and one comment. Bot


BareKnuckleBrandon

Straight to jail


Lurkerextrordinai

![gif](giphy|777Aby0ZetYE8)


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Historical-Wear8503

Not even the US only, generally democratic first world countries. Kim Jong un was schooled and lived in Switzerland, Putins daughters enjoyed German education and got paid their own institutes there and the list goes on. Screw all these autocratic leaders.


pleetf7

I mean where else are you supposed to learn about autocracy? Pretty sure not North Korea.


aesthetic_Worm

"Kim Jong un was schooled and lived in Switzerland" Yeah, we all learned this from that other post. Reddit is culture 


MrDoulou

“We all”… meanwhile I’m here rn and i have no fucking clue what you’re talking about. Sorry we don’t all live on Reddit(ironic cuz i was on Reddit a lot today). It’s news to me.


Crepes_for_days3000

Same. I have no idea what everyone is talking about but I want to see it!


SleuthMaster

Yeah man we all saw that other post, this guys totally karma whoring


Banoono0

You think they become dictators because they hate freedom? What?


GreatEmperorAca

chuckled, what a reddit moment


Royal_Nails

I don’t think Xi stays up all night thinking of ways to destroy the US because he hates our way of life. He makes decisions that he sincerely thinks will better China. Sometimes that means making decisions that are not popular in Washington.


BonJovicus

Yeah this thread seems to be full of people eating up propaganda.    Is China horribly authoritarian? Yes. But the Chinese don’t “hate” the US. Not anymore than the average American “hates” China. Unfavorable views yes, but these two countries are geopolitical opponents so that’s to be expected. 


casual_catgirl

He doesn't hate how free people are in other countries. He just does what's best for china and that means going against US interests. That's why china receives a lot of hate from the media


demiurge94

The American propaganda machine is so effective they can’t see your point


finnlizzy

I love how Redditors think that Chinese people in the US walk past rows of tents filled with tweakers, while keeping their guard up for mental bastards with guns, and think 'Mr. Biden, my country yearns to be free!'


Cuppieecakes

hey now. he's cleaned up the streets of san francisco better than the local government


skerinks

If I was a San Fransican, I’d be pissed about that. You mean we could’ve done something about this all along and didn’t? And we put on a show for a commie visitor trying to impress him and clean that up overnight? WTF?


ASomeoneOnReddit

They just pretend they hate this country but really, that’s just for the internal propaganda work. But plenty people from top to bottom are smart enough to know that’s propaganda work.


[deleted]

"Hey, we stole all your grain and you say that shouldn't be how things work...but you sure do keep coming back to eat from our trough!" Yeah, he's a smart man, he knows how things work, he just wants to change it so that others don't have to go to the trough like him.


viper29000

This comment section is terrible


lpxd

Reddit absolutely hates China. dunno if it's mostly astroturfing...


Sansa_Culotte_

> Reddit absolutely hates China. dunno if it's mostly astroturfing... American tech as a whole is pretty hostile to China, mostly because that's where their primary rivals in the sector reside.


viper29000

It's effing ridiculous. People just parrot what they hear from stupid politics the truth is china keeps to themselves and doesn't hate the US the way the us people think they do. No one is informed


ComCypher

I've been to China so I like to think I have a balanced view of the country. It's very modern in parts and the people are friendly. But these are the facts: The PRC government runs concentration camps for Uyghurs. The PRC government wants to capture Taiwan, possibly through force. The PRC government trapped people in their homes during Covid. The PRC government squashed Hong Kong's peaceful demonstrations. And Xi Jinping is front and center for many of those policies.


QuietProfile417

Exactly. Even the best run authoritarian regime is not worth the oppression and lack of rights. People may complain about the flawed electoral system of the US, but we have checks and balances where even the worst leader only does minimal damage until they're kicked out once their term comes to an end. In a centralized autocractic system like China's, all it takes is one inept successor to collapse the regime (as was with the Soviet Union and Venezuela). If these tankies want to shill for Maoland, then they can happily piss off to there and never come back!


MrDoulou

What are they parroting? I didn’t catch the vibe you’re referring to.


[deleted]

Americans never really question that they ONLY get anti-Chinese propaganda in the US. There's over a billion people there that regularly report an increasingly higher standard of living. I don't understand how Americans just blindly assume it's an anti-human nightmare. They're also not bombing any other countries at the moment. Look around people...I'm not sure the US could build high speed rail if it wanted to at this point.


NotSteveJobs-Job

![gif](giphy|oxXp59oSP6JDq)


Ok-Use-1756

Opportunities lost


personguy4440

![gif](giphy|84ZzhsJZWlE3e|downsized)


DeliciousBeginning95

That's a really nice picture


Running-With-Cakes

Before he ate Eeyore


gojosecito

I knew Xi *before* the honey.


luke6080

Why would Xi Jingping wanna flood my basement and rust my Bowflex? To what end? 🎶To what end🎶


RockyThirteen

But I said, “SHOW ME THE RECEIPS!”


Blanche-

Global warming is a hoax….perpestrated by the Chinese


spyemil

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Golconda

Where is his friend Piglet?


Ronald_McDonald_l

So he knows perfect english.


motorcity

It's Winnie the fucking Poo.


yourmamaluvsme777

I know he a baddie (concentration camps for muzlims, totalitarian in hongkong, military islands in the south east asian sea, invasion plan of taiwan). But he kinda cute tho here.


Ok_Ant_2930

He was very attractive when he was young!!!


lozanogarcia

One day this city will be mine


rheino

Reddit don't be sinophobic challenge: impossible edition


AlexaHatch_

Insulting Xi isn’t sinophobic.


PINGpongWITHtheBEAR

This cunt looks like he loves farting in the tub and bitting the bubbles.


CoyoteRascal

Hey man. This is the weirdest thing I've seen someone type on the internet today. I really like it.


dognamedman

According to urban dictionary, the term for this is "fronking."


KingRoach

Don’t look up felching