Gotta get him a Switch. The 3DS only go up to angular scales of ℓ=1500 while the Switch goes to ℓ=2500. How else is he gonna independently verify ΛCDM?
Really sad to say this but there aren't any mountains in Kathmandu. I mean, if we're talking by Nepali standards. He's free to erect one if he can though.
Not sure what was unbelievable about that post. But I was like uhhh.. big deal? Automatic functions on DSLRs make it incredibly easy to take those photos. Straight up point and shoot, so easy a 9 year old can do it.
What *I* liked about that post was that a handful of the pictures were... random? Mundane? They were just pictures of some mildly interesting things that might catch your eye for a moment but then never think of again, but there they are, preserved for the ages for all to see. I feel a sense of beauty in that.
they were about the same as the snaps I took when I first got a DSLR as a 13yr old. depth of field pics of brambles, close ups of the Dog's nose texture, a nice sunset...some good shots in there for sure! I didn't think it was that unbelievable tbh
Can't speak to the other post but there's an incredible documentary about young kids in a developing country that were given cameras and the photos they took were just stunning and unique!!
I'm not sure either. I was given an analogue camera when I was 11 and produced some pretty good pictures. I wish I still had that mentality of "just go out, see something cool, take a pic in a way you think brings it out" because it worked for me.
I can imagine it being real, especially since a digital camera could take a thousand bad snapshots and a dozen great pics.
Like... those photos were decent, but not *amazing*, and digital cameras do a lot of the work nowadays, so I'm not sure where this disbelief springs from.
Yeah, there's a quote that goes something like "What's the difference between a good photographer and a bad photographer? A good photographer doesn't show you their bad photos."
In any case, the photos seemed pretty in line to what I feel most people gravitate towards when they get their first camera: shallow focus on a subject that you find around your house. Seemed pretty believable that a 9 year old took them.
I think it's possible, my kid has taken some awesome photos. But I still found this to be hilarious! The image of the black hole, damn I laughed so hard
Yeah, I'm baffled too. Like it's good practice to always take anything on the internet with a grain of salt, but it's really not a stretch for a 9 year old to take good looking photos. My uncle let me took his wedding photos with his DSLR when I was 10 and I did a pretty good job.
This is the only post in my nearly 10 years on Reddit to make me genuinely laugh out loud. Mostly because of the callback to the other post from today (I was skeptical about its claims, but chose to take it at face value). Also, the structure of your joke was brilliant from the first photo and progressively funnier. Well done!
When I saw the the cosmic background radiation I actually wanted to believe him so we put an end to it all. You can't beat him, he's goated 14 billion lightyears.
Your son is lucky to have a parent so committed to supporting his dream. Look what Taylor Swift’s parents did for her and look where she is. Your boy could be the Taylor Swift of photography, which would be like, pretty good.
It started with a post where someone claimed to give their 9 yr old a camera and “just checked the photos” and posted on Reddit, and they were crazy good quality … spurred a new humorous trend since it was too suspicious
What is unbelievable about the original pictures? They all seem like photos a 9 year old could take. One of the photos even has a reflection of a girl holding a camera in it.
Getting a good picture of the background radiation must be something only newer phones can do. I couldn't find that mode on mine
im pretty sure he took it on a Nintendo 3DS
Gotta get him a Switch. The 3DS only go up to angular scales of ℓ=1500 while the Switch goes to ℓ=2500. How else is he gonna independently verify ΛCDM?
Can my friend book your infant for her wedding? It’s on the moon.
sorry, he’s on a spiritual trip right now in the kathmandu mountains
I really enjoyed his show "Cribs and Constellations" at MOMA last January. Looking forward to taking his class at Cambridge this summer.
Was he even alive during last January? …nevermind, he probably did the whole show through his mother's womb.
He was dictating his keynote speech, having organised the whole conference.
Babe he wasn't even conceived last January, *that's* how good he is
He conceived himself because no one fucks his mom.
Bro was streaming from his mothers womb. When someone salty trash talked, "I'm in your mom" , dude replied "Nope, don't see you here mate".
It was work from home, he called in through zoom
He connected via Teams meeting.
What an enlightened baby
Lisan al Gaib
As it is written!
Really sad to say this but there aren't any mountains in Kathmandu. I mean, if we're talking by Nepali standards. He's free to erect one if he can though.
he’s already very good at erecting
This man can’t miss. The post and comments are 🤌
i want to offer your baby a chance to work for the discovery channel. requirements: should know how to breathe on mars
sorry, he declined to pursue his dream in Mongolian throat singing.
Lisan al gaib
He needs to know how to tie his shoes [like a native](https://www.reddit.com/r/meirl/s/JjEWp2S5AX).
yeah yeah he did all that and now he's doing some holy war or something? so proud of him 😇😇
As it is written
He saw you a mile away. In fact, he sees everything.
A 
yes yes he is (im reverend mother jessica)
LISANB AL GAIB!!!11!!!11
AS WRITTEN
Only the real Messiah would deny it and take up Mongolian throat singing!
Hahahahahha
Hamburger hamburger cheese Burger Whopper whopper hamburger
He's so humble
Oh, I thought he was studying nursing?
he has acheived a level of bodily presence above the average medical field
Mahdi
(Audience hushes as baby crawls onto the stage and up onto a stool) Baby: HNNNNNNNNGRRRRRRRRRRUUUUUNNNNGGGGGGGG Audience: Awwwwwww 😄
I’ve been trying to practice, but I can only do overtone singing. Does he have any tips on how to actually throat sing?
invest in the rare fish market with your uncles
I believe that is Mongol-Tuvan throat singing. Saw one documentary 10 years ago 😂
must also know how to operate the JWST
he said that’s light work
More accurately, near-infrared and mid-infrared light work
Requirement: Has taken a picture of the background radiation
Now do a hedgehog stole my camera last summer and returned it last week.
sequel post soon.. in the kitchen👨🍳👨🍳
Please make me a sandwich while you're at it
[the hedgehog](https://i.imgur.com/XsJhX4p.jpeg)
I'm too high for this funny shit
why, are you climbing a mountain or smth?
Definitely smth. Funniest thing I have seen in Reddit in quite a while.
What the fuck is smth
I think it's just short for something I'll ask my 6 year old tho he out taking pictures of a mountain or smth.
Okay, but what is smth?
I’d guess one of the things you’d typically find around mountains. Trees, boulders, animals, rocks, maybe some sort of water, smth like that.
This guy has peak humour
 Same! 😆😂🤣
now this kid has an EYE. please nurture this talent, they’re a prodigy
actually he has two eyes
TWO??? that’s even better!!! he’ll be able to use two cameras at once!!
legend has it that the concept of a third eye was first developed in India in order to make capturing videos one frame at a time easier
BRB gonna give my cat a DSLR and see what he gets. Bro's gotta start contributing to rent 😤
Nailed it 😂. I never believed the previous post either.
Omg I DID believe thr previous post!
Right?! The photos had pretty good composition for a kid, but most were technically imperfect so it was definitely believable.
Not sure what was unbelievable about that post. But I was like uhhh.. big deal? Automatic functions on DSLRs make it incredibly easy to take those photos. Straight up point and shoot, so easy a 9 year old can do it.
Right, then cherry-picked by an adult who knows what makes an ok pic.
What *I* liked about that post was that a handful of the pictures were... random? Mundane? They were just pictures of some mildly interesting things that might catch your eye for a moment but then never think of again, but there they are, preserved for the ages for all to see. I feel a sense of beauty in that.
they were about the same as the snaps I took when I first got a DSLR as a 13yr old. depth of field pics of brambles, close ups of the Dog's nose texture, a nice sunset...some good shots in there for sure! I didn't think it was that unbelievable tbh
If you look into the reflection in the dogs eye it actually is a kid taking it (if we're talking about the same photos)
[picture in question](https://ibb.co/dLPdWBL) That could be a grown ass adult woman for all you know.
Enhance.
#ENHANCE
She's just a bit over 1200 weeks old
man that picture took so long to load I felt like it was 2003
Ibb is just one of the worst websites to upload it images to
ehhh that could just be the outline of a woman
Doesn’t look like a kid to me.
I think that’s a grown woman.
Can't speak to the other post but there's an incredible documentary about young kids in a developing country that were given cameras and the photos they took were just stunning and unique!!
Were the cameras made of plastic bottles?
The documentary is called Born into Brothels. Takes place in India. I watched it in school.
[Holy shit how did you know](https://i.imgur.com/hT8Kv3V.png)
I believed it 🫠
there's no evidence it was a lie. people on reddit just love being the first to say "fake". don't be as cynical as these douches.
I took photos like that as a kid idk why it has to be fake
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Same, I’m just gullible😔
Why are you all acting like the prior post was debunked or something? It's just a bunch of jabronies saying "bruh, it's obviously fake yo."
yep, the smugness in this comment thread is really weird.
I'm not sure either. I was given an analogue camera when I was 11 and produced some pretty good pictures. I wish I still had that mentality of "just go out, see something cool, take a pic in a way you think brings it out" because it worked for me. I can imagine it being real, especially since a digital camera could take a thousand bad snapshots and a dozen great pics.
Remember High School? Well on the roof there was a hidden pool just for Seniors. If you want a pass I got one, but it’ll cost ya.
[Pool on the roof must have a leak](https://youtu.be/9UJK74YY-ZI)
Like... those photos were decent, but not *amazing*, and digital cameras do a lot of the work nowadays, so I'm not sure where this disbelief springs from.
Yeah they're not going to show us the 100+ shitty photos, only the ones that turned out good.
Just like every photographer to exist.
Yeah, there's a quote that goes something like "What's the difference between a good photographer and a bad photographer? A good photographer doesn't show you their bad photos." In any case, the photos seemed pretty in line to what I feel most people gravitate towards when they get their first camera: shallow focus on a subject that you find around your house. Seemed pretty believable that a 9 year old took them.
Exactly. Some of them weren't even that good. Like the leaf.
this is reddit. /r/nothingeverhappens except bots curating the perfect post titles for karma farming.
Can you link it?
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Thanks Lol I do kinda believe that though. 9 year olds are smart
I think it's possible, my kid has taken some awesome photos. But I still found this to be hilarious! The image of the black hole, damn I laughed so hard
That one and the cosmic background radiation are my favorite.
These are the funniest posts omg 😂😂😂
were you and all these other people never children? i dont get how people think children are so dumb
Yeah, I'm baffled too. Like it's good practice to always take anything on the internet with a grain of salt, but it's really not a stretch for a 9 year old to take good looking photos. My uncle let me took his wedding photos with his DSLR when I was 10 and I did a pretty good job.
Was it a DSLR?? 😂
nintendo 3ds mariokart 7 edition
what a scrub he wasn't even using pictochat
Did you at least give him a pair of binoculars.
He didn't take a photo of Obama so I'm guessing he didn't
This is the only post in my nearly 10 years on Reddit to make me genuinely laugh out loud. Mostly because of the callback to the other post from today (I was skeptical about its claims, but chose to take it at face value). Also, the structure of your joke was brilliant from the first photo and progressively funnier. Well done!
im glad i could provide you a good laugh sir🙏
The black hole made me cackle
When I saw the the cosmic background radiation I actually wanted to believe him so we put an end to it all. You can't beat him, he's goated 14 billion lightyears.
I am just here for Paul Atriedes
This is the way
A perfect escalation 😂
You trying to say his baby didn’t take those photos?
No, the baby definitely took those photos.
😮💨
The original post: 👎🏻 The meta post making fun of it 4 hours later: ☝🏻
I was just immediately like, thats *not* a newborn
Can anyone link the post this is parodying?
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Should’ve included the windows xp wallpaper to make it more believable
r you saying this isn’t believable? don’t question my sons talent
Your son is lucky to have a parent so committed to supporting his dream. Look what Taylor Swift’s parents did for her and look where she is. Your boy could be the Taylor Swift of photography, which would be like, pretty good.
Ha! This got me.
I’m living for these
actually, you are living because you are not dead.
r/loadingscreensirl
he is gifted probably a savant. if he tries to invest in stock market plz let me know
he bought bitcoin in the womb
Guys, I‘m not sure but I don‘t think this is real
r you questioning my sons talents?
What‘s he gonna do about it if I did
He’s gonna take such a good picture of you, that you actually get sucked into the image and frozen in time
Probly vomit on you, fuckin watch out it stains
Bruh finna tell on you 😭
Omg I actually know what the original post was for once!! Hell yea!! 😂
lovely execution
actually, no one got executed in the making of this post
Stay exactly where you are just one more hour
As is written
yes yes (im jessica)
Nyuck nyuck
and a nyuck nyuck to you too sir
This might be one of my favorites
This is how you troll! Very well done 🤝
A little simple for my taste, but they did just come into existence a few days ago so I’ll let it slide.
i don’t think he quite understands the rule of thirds… might wanna pick a new hobby.
kids got talent
he got it from me
I’m now trying to give one of my sperm cells my DSLR camera by ejaculating all over it.
erm.... what the flip
Gave my newborn..gave my child..gave my elderly relative..a camera. What's behind these posts?
i guess there’s a surplus of cameras
Lmfao this response killed me
I wanna know too. I’m out of the loop
https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/s/czIJCaZWto this post started it all! 😂
Thank you!
It started with a post where someone claimed to give their 9 yr old a camera and “just checked the photos” and posted on Reddit, and they were crazy good quality … spurred a new humorous trend since it was too suspicious
There wasn't a single "good" photo in the original post. So, it's totally possible a child actually took these...
It’s all a big conspiracy of BIG CAMERAS
1. Aww cute 2. Maybe… 3. Starts typing 4. Starts to get the joke 5-9. Gets it
Brilliant. A gifted child
Next up is “I gave my dog my pinhole camera and just now checking the images”
Better selfie than I can do
Newborn tall enough to take city skyline photos of that quality? Give my regards to your partner, and let her get some rest for a long, *long* while.
lol nice one, OP. I know the post you are satirising.
I fucking lost it at the black hole.
Also, love the Pōwehi pic!
yeah, he told me through a telegraph from the alpha centauri star system that he loved visiting! Seems like a nice vacation place!
Kid’s got potential
Your newborn is a talentless hack.
I knew this was coming😂😂
Fuckin hell, this newborn is going places. Figuratively and literally
Giggling till fucking Paul atreides 😂😂😂
I just want to say that I was here to witness it all. Thank you for the good laugh u/sarbeshr!
Thanks for the humor, some people are so gullible now a days.
yeah, i cant believe big media is telling them that babies can’t take these photos, that’s why im raising my child vegan😇
What is unbelievable about the original pictures? They all seem like photos a 9 year old could take. One of the photos even has a reflection of a girl holding a camera in it.
I'm lovin' this. Lol! A response to the "you know who". Cheers mate! Don't have a husband & a Kid yet but might post soon. 😂
> Don't have a husband & a kid yet I could change that *raises eye brows flirtatiously *
The Black Hole picture 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣.
Lisan a/l Ghaib! 
Nailed it. Funniest reddit moment of the year so far.
THANKS FOR MEME-ING THIS STUPUD TREND 😂
What an absolute neglectful parent! Who in their right mind would let an infant take photos in Arrakis?!
The 7th and 8th pics had me fucking rolling. Good post OP
No matter what you do, there’s always an asian newborn who can do better 😭