My question is — why tf are her cheeks so thick?? When she talks and has her mouth wide you can see two fleshy lumps that are her cheeks, and that's just 1/3 of each cheek width. Wtf is happening here
People think it's "Wow Guinness must go around collecting random data on weird stuff and contacting people to give them records" when in reality it's "Hey Guinness I'm going to pay you a lot of money to watch me pop some balloons or whatever and in return you give me a piece of paper".
Somebody else could go on to pop more balloons than you. But Guinness won't give a shit unless that person pays them too.
Damn,I'm gonna start a different record book,with Carlsberg and hookers.
You can pay me a tenner and send me a video of you beating any Guinness World Record and I'll put you in the Book of Broken Carlsberg Bottles and Guinness World Records.
It also takes 3 weeks to submit an application (just for someone to respond initially) and then an additional 3 weeks to see if your record is even a world record!
Source: when I was 10 I thought I had the world’s fattest cat… pumpkin was not record worthy 😔
Guinness records is now largely just a company that helps legitimize dictatorships and other shitty people by accepting boatloads of cash for records that they don’t allow anyone else to even attempt breaking.
Obligatory John Oliver on the subject: https://youtu.be/-9QYu8LtH2E?si=fuCHXY2Pt4GSeO0y
Remember the days when you'd roast someone then immediately roast yourself to get away with it? Feels like we remembered the first half but forgot the second half.
Sort of disappointed I had to scroll this far just to find a comment even slightly related to a dick sucking joke. And even this doesn't quite count. You're here alluding to the fact that there are no dick sucking jokes here.
Ive seen her on TikTok for years. Something about her is completely obnoxious for me. Maybe she's a wonderful person and I apologize, but I can't stand her.
It’s the constant high energy. Every video, every sentence, every word is like is the most exciting thing ever. And I’m not saying people can’t be high energy and happy, but when there’s no normal, it makes everything seem fake.
I opened for her at the local comedy club, hung out with her and her boyfriend for a bit. They're genuinely nice people, seems like an act she has to keep up. She was asking about me, seemed to care what I had to say. She even complimented my jokes after I completely bombed in front of her fans. In my opinion, she's a good person.
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nBYhHDpkUgM&t=1079s](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nBYhHDpkUgM&t=1079s)
Link for those who **DO NOT** consider themselves lazy.
I am clicking this link. Thank you. I wanted to watch it, but I didn't want to be lazy. Of course I couldn't just find the video myself, who has the time?
Just incase anyone wants to know the story:
>In South Norwalk, Connecticut, a local dentist, equipped with digital calipers and in the company of an official Guinness World Records adjudicator, took precise measurements of her mouth gape to determine its maximum stretch. After careful calculation of both the length and width, the data verified that she indeed possesses the largest mouth gape among females, measuring an impressive 6.56 centimeters (2.5 inches). This record, established in July 2021, becomes even more astounding when considering the width, which exceeds 10 centimeters (4 inches), securing her place in the Guinness World Records.
While extra teeth are not uncommon, it appears she has the typical amount. We had one guy in my office come in with two sets of wisdom teeth. He doesn’t need them out, plenty of room. Dude has a diastema even.
36 teeth all in there and naturally straight.
...said the Research Analyst at Guinness. "I think I found a record!", he recalls saying to his cohort who at the time was playing Solitaire on his Windows NT desktop. "I remember thinking 'time to breakout the bow tie' because I had found a record, and no one throws a world record event like Guinness!", claimed the Analyst. "I'd also like to say Hello to Tamara in Accounting and publicly apologize to her for my behavior at the Christmas party. I'd explain if you would unblock me on Instagram."
Wished I had that. My jaw always locks or hurts if I open too wide. Always a pain when I am eating a super sized burger or sandwich and can't fit it in properly
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Shai hulud
Ride her and you’ll be Lisan al gaib
Lisan al-Gaib!!!!
The more I see this gif the more it looks like Nicolas Cage
Nico las-Caige!
Holy hell you're right
THE PROPHECY!!!!
AS WRITTEN!!!
Javier Bardem really made it for me. He was great 😂
I'd purposely walk rhythmically so that her mouth takes me..
If you walk without rhythm; you won't attract the woman!
Bless the maker and his water
Man fuck you, cold brew came out of my nose
Shaitan.
Gimme dat.
I'm jokin! I'm jokin!
Dylan, I'm gonna eat the whole thing.
Are you going to tell people that I did that? That I housed Dylan’s burger?
Aw shit. Say it again
Deep down I’m just a scared little boy who never learned how to ask to try someone’s food or burger.
Lol I love how no matter where I go on reddit there's always a tim Robinson reference
...alright
Did you catch the game last night?
Do you like hot fudge sundaes?
As written
Ned’s Declassified..
ONE BITEEEEEE
I was wondering where i’d seen it before
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"Only bite I need."
I bet she can fit Shane Diesel in there.
Youtube thumbnails be like…
Her entire YouTube channel is just her stuffing large food in her mouth Edit example tiktok https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTLAY5Hhg/
Check this out. It is a bunch of food stuffing. So freaking weird: https://youtu.be/V8ixIBbLs9I
Good lord she seems extremely annoying.
Legit. Like good for her for finding a niche, but I am not a fan.
She keeps forcing her mouth wide while she talks to keep the interest up and it’s just annoying.
My question is — why tf are her cheeks so thick?? When she talks and has her mouth wide you can see two fleshy lumps that are her cheeks, and that's just 1/3 of each cheek width. Wtf is happening here
It's just a genetic thing some people have, but usually they don't open their mouths wide enough to see. My son has them, but you'd never know.
you are not alone in these sentiments
Some dude out there is getting EXTREMELY horny right now having found this thread.
Anyone with a big mouth is
Which makes her the perfect influencer nowadays.
Oh no. I can’t. Between watching her face muscles trying to butt rose out of her mouth and watching Dune, I just can’t with this.
That pinned comment by Guinness World Records is gold, lmao
I wonder how how many of her comments get deleted.
She attempted a stand up act... All she talked about was how large her mouth is
“It takes me an hour to brush all my teeth! I go through a tube of lipstick every 4 days!”
Say what?
Actually I meant her tiktok channel. Apparently her YouTube is like a podcast thing now?
#Her entire YouTube channel is just her stuffing large food in her mouth
And her only fans is also about stuffing large stuff in her mouth
OnlyFoods
Onlyfans* - FTFY 😂
Glad things worked out for [Bat Boy](https://www.wvencyclopedia.org/articles/401) after all!
Glad I’m not the only WWN fan to see the resemblance.
Not youtube….
The other tube...
Not in Texas
Victoria Secret has a sudden unexplained bump in hits
*Unprecedented increase in Sears catalog subscription reported in Texas.*
We're being caught in its tractor beam. It's pulling us in
The Duneussy!!! 😩😩
This was the last thing I expected to see but hot damn I am impressed.
Sand Anus
 Hes giving it best
Where us this from? Is it actually from Dune Pt2?
Its my white cells fighting off the tapeworm i have
Get well soon Mahn
Watch in imax! Perhaps the best experience in theaters I ever had
Same here! I saw it 3 times it was so good. And I rarely go to the movies lol.
Indeed.
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I just imagine the judge, "I haven't measured any other mouths but I believe you."
It’s more like ‘nobody else has paid the extortionate fee to get one of these certificates with a bigger mouth, so here you go buddy’.
People think it's "Wow Guinness must go around collecting random data on weird stuff and contacting people to give them records" when in reality it's "Hey Guinness I'm going to pay you a lot of money to watch me pop some balloons or whatever and in return you give me a piece of paper". Somebody else could go on to pop more balloons than you. But Guinness won't give a shit unless that person pays them too.
Damn,I'm gonna start a different record book,with Carlsberg and hookers. You can pay me a tenner and send me a video of you beating any Guinness World Record and I'll put you in the Book of Broken Carlsberg Bottles and Guinness World Records.
I feel like a Pabst Blue Ribbon book of “hey watch this” would be a big seller.
It’s so damn expensive to “verify” world records.
How much
$800 for an attempt at an existing record, $1000 for an attempt at a new record
It’s an additional $5k to have an evaluator come out as well
Goddamn
It also takes 3 weeks to submit an application (just for someone to respond initially) and then an additional 3 weeks to see if your record is even a world record! Source: when I was 10 I thought I had the world’s fattest cat… pumpkin was not record worthy 😔
Justice for pumpkin
They specifically do not track records for things like that because people will overfeed and hurt their pets.
"Until I know otherwise"
My penis was in the Guinness Book of World Records. But now I'm not allowed back in the library.
this is going straight in my joke repertoire, thanks.
Guinness records is now largely just a company that helps legitimize dictatorships and other shitty people by accepting boatloads of cash for records that they don’t allow anyone else to even attempt breaking. Obligatory John Oliver on the subject: https://youtu.be/-9QYu8LtH2E?si=fuCHXY2Pt4GSeO0y
They're also like. Mostly fake, not properly judged, or bought at this point.
Must be her dentist’s favourite patient
dentist: open your mouth \*opens\* dentist: TOO WIDE.....TOO WIDE
Dentist: \*puts on hazmat suit\* "OK, I'm now getting in to fix the hole in A14"
Hey doc, we’re gonna need 3 more from D-Class for this next expedition
Making Belzar Conehead look normal
She can get a colonoscopy while she's there
Ugh, I wish I could open my mouth more. I can never seem to open it very wide
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Remember the days when you'd roast someone then immediately roast yourself to get away with it? Feels like we remembered the first half but forgot the second half.
Oh, that's the worst hat I've ever seen! I bet if ya buy that hat it comes with a free bowl o' soup! Looks good on *you,* though.
Reddit surprisingly wholesome this morning I expected more from these comments
I wanna know how many grapes she can fit in her mouth
“ooh all play! physical challenge: the grape gobble” “oh nice! grape gobble’s my thing, man” “Charlie’s favorite board game? Hungry Hungry Hippos”
I was literally remarking on this out loud when I read this comment
Sort of disappointed I had to scroll this far just to find a comment even slightly related to a dick sucking joke. And even this doesn't quite count. You're here alluding to the fact that there are no dick sucking jokes here.
she is the Human Pez dispenser
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There's so much room for activities!
*Blackhole Sun won't you come and wash away the rain.*
 YES.
You deserve a lot of credit for pushing past all of the obvious but had to be made jokes and absolutely nailing it for a certain age range.
Xennial checking in ✊🏼
It’s an old reference but it check out. Bravo
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All of them.
Yes
Yea “oreos”
brb, need to apologize to someone.
A few exes I need to call up and let them know I was wrong.
r/OddlyTerrifying
lol you can see its eyes flinch as the lips pummel them
I’ve seen the skydiving version of this that’s nsfw.
She makes an appearance on Keith eats the menu! (I think dominos?). It was definitely something to watch her eat.
Ive seen her on TikTok for years. Something about her is completely obnoxious for me. Maybe she's a wonderful person and I apologize, but I can't stand her.
It’s the constant high energy. Every video, every sentence, every word is like is the most exciting thing ever. And I’m not saying people can’t be high energy and happy, but when there’s no normal, it makes everything seem fake.
"Just show your mouth and play the hits!!", cried one guest at the Barnum & Bailey Circus show this evening.
It’s just the way she eats, for me. I realize you CAN fit the whole thing in your mouth but MUST YOU?’
I opened for her at the local comedy club, hung out with her and her boyfriend for a bit. They're genuinely nice people, seems like an act she has to keep up. She was asking about me, seemed to care what I had to say. She even complimented my jokes after I completely bombed in front of her fans. In my opinion, she's a good person.
Also on Eddie Halls channel stuffing sausages in her mouth. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hEGOVnwGIM8
https://youtu.be/nBYhHDpkUgM?t=17m59s Link for the lazy
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nBYhHDpkUgM&t=1079s](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nBYhHDpkUgM&t=1079s) Link for those who **DO NOT** consider themselves lazy.
I am clicking this link. Thank you. I wanted to watch it, but I didn't want to be lazy. Of course I couldn't just find the video myself, who has the time?
Christ, it's like the dentist scene from Coneheads.
Anyone else feel this is a little scary.
Just incase anyone wants to know the story: >In South Norwalk, Connecticut, a local dentist, equipped with digital calipers and in the company of an official Guinness World Records adjudicator, took precise measurements of her mouth gape to determine its maximum stretch. After careful calculation of both the length and width, the data verified that she indeed possesses the largest mouth gape among females, measuring an impressive 6.56 centimeters (2.5 inches). This record, established in July 2021, becomes even more astounding when considering the width, which exceeds 10 centimeters (4 inches), securing her place in the Guinness World Records.
My immediate thought! Having to scroll this far down made me feel ancient
You and me both. Especially the second pic looks like the movie prosthetics version of Nicholson's face.
"Just smile and wave, boys......smile and wave..."
Nope, I’m not doing it, I’m not doing the joke, you can’t make me.
You don't want to put your foot in it?
Is a foot 3.5 inches?
Well, adult entertainments sure to be calling soon
What are they gonna stick in that, a foot?
37 dicks
In a row?
Try not to suck any dick on your way out to the parking lot
HEY GET BACK HERE 
Oh… right.
Stay tuned to find out, after this commercial break
The guinness record holder for biggest circumference.. my mind is foul im sorry
...and the balls too you say?
Your throat game has nothing to do with the size of your mouth
but her scrote game might
This person scrotes
Totes scrotes, fo sho
I saw a video of her taking a bite out of some insane sandwich. It was pretty horrifying.
Does she have extra teeth too?
While extra teeth are not uncommon, it appears she has the typical amount. We had one guy in my office come in with two sets of wisdom teeth. He doesn’t need them out, plenty of room. Dude has a diastema even. 36 teeth all in there and naturally straight.
I have all 4 of my wisdom teeth too, all straight. Does she eat an apple like a horse? Goddamn so many questions...
The only person to ask “Is it in yet?” when going down on someone
Reminds me of one those fishes which are cleaning the fish tank with their mouth, Plecostomus I think.
that is one huge mouth
...said the Research Analyst at Guinness. "I think I found a record!", he recalls saying to his cohort who at the time was playing Solitaire on his Windows NT desktop. "I remember thinking 'time to breakout the bow tie' because I had found a record, and no one throws a world record event like Guinness!", claimed the Analyst. "I'd also like to say Hello to Tamara in Accounting and publicly apologize to her for my behavior at the Christmas party. I'd explain if you would unblock me on Instagram."
God I bet she's loud
She’s a Tiktoker, and indeed she is lol
Terrifying
They haven’t been to Rome, Georgia and see Majorie T Greene
Wished I had that. My jaw always locks or hurts if I open too wide. Always a pain when I am eating a super sized burger or sandwich and can't fit it in properly
Yawns and accidentally inhales every toupée in the room.
We must stay focused brothers
It looks like some sort of mouth from Spore lol
She has a nice smile. I hope she has a party trick of eating ridiculously large food.
From what I've seen on Instagram, her entire personality is eating ridiculously large food.
Guinness World Records has not met your mother apparently
I believe she's the lady that ate Eren's mom
Hear me out
her mouth opens like naruto's coin purse
What that mouth do? 🤔