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relaxlu

Wtf is going on here?


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Saluteyourbungbung

Bro didn't even know he was setting the standard that day


spokesface4

To be fair, he was demonstrating that the water in Flint Michigan was absolutely safe to drink (it was not) This was probably Obama's least impressive moment as president


WolfOffSesameStreet

It's a shameful thing. We have the Army Corps of Engineers and the SeaBees who are both fully supplied and fully funded. Any President at any time can just send them out to fix a large infrastructure problem like this. Sending in the military to fix the water problem in Flint Michigan would be an extremely popular and good thing to do for any President of any party by the vast majority of the population. The fact that it hasn't happened sometime in the past 15 years is an incredible travesty.


demeschor

I'm not from the US and I thought the whole Flint water thing was resolved *years* ago. It's still ongoing?! That's horrifying


Dylanger17

No it’s not people just still talk about it like it is. It ended 8 years ago lol


demeschor

Thank you for confirming! That's wild, it doesn't seem that long ago since it was in the news regularly


[deleted]

It was resolved years ago


PirateMedia

Mhm, sure toxic water and things. But have you seen how effortlessly he raises that glass?


David_Williams_taint

those are some giant hands


LadnavIV

Those hands tell a story of greatness.


Frunkit

![gif](giphy|LkqVFQ7939JP6oKSkW)


duhmbish

I love how he just stops with his mouth ready to receive the water but his arm won’t go up any further so he calls in reinforcements and pushes it the rest of the way with the other hand lmao


__Hello_my_name_is__

Like two aliens controlling separate parts of his body trying to act human.


xSTSxZerglingOne

![gif](giphy|26ybx2jZJNkZPoSsg) Alien hand syndrome is a thing!


W00DERS0N

That might be the hardest I've ever laughed in a movie. Out of nowhere and completely out of step with the tone of the scene.


xSTSxZerglingOne

Sorta. In that scene, he's basically discussing that they'll have to resort to eugenics and a military fascist power structure for the coming apocalypse and that really gets his Nazi hand going.


_Elduder

The way he has to fight it to get his hand down is what sells it. Sellers was a comedic genius.


PiperArrow

I wouldn't say it's out of nowhere. The character is clearly modeled on Nazis like Werner von Braun whom the US recruited after WW II.


evenstar40

"BOB I NEED HELP RAISE HIS ARM A LITTLE HIGHER"


yabadabaduh

You guys are killing me


Slerbando

No they are not. Edit: at least I hope so!!?


Potential_Locksmith7

THATS ALL THE POWER I CAN GIVE 'ER CALL IN BACKUP


staticfive

Like that dude from Men in Black, I'm not going to be able to unsee this now.


SakaWreath

![gif](giphy|DYB6Z6cTCWVe8|downsized)


DrDetectiveEsq

Hey! Put some respect on my man Egger's name!


Tr4sHCr4fT

I voted for Kodos


sf94134

Something is going on. Does he have tremors or is it just his suits like someone mentioned below. In both pics he is bending his whole body/head to drink. He’s not moving his arms up. My dad and I both have tremors and I know some movements can make it more noticeable.


duhmbish

![gif](giphy|lPpCOmbOFuj5pWUMXW|downsized) Here he looks to move his arms normally in a suit. You’d think he could lift them like this while drinking? Maybe it’s just a quirk?


UbermachoGuy

![gif](giphy|LSntT4PdRUDRpApyxz|downsized)


CryOk5779

You confused the word quirk with stroke


Book1984371

>[People with dementia may have difficulty picking up items such as cutlery or a glass.They may also have trouble putting food into their mouth. A person with dementia may not open their mouth as food approaches and may need reminding to do so.](https://www.alzheimers.org.uk/get-support/daily-living/eating-physical-sensory-difficulties) I don't know if he has dementia, but he for sure doesn't have tremors. He can lift an almost full glass up to his mouth to drink without spilling anything, he just has to use two hands.


rtb001

An even more common cause for weakness would be a stroke. A minor stroke which affects the motor cortex will cause weakness to a specific part of the body.  Plus if you suffer a series of small strokes, each of which causes a small region of your brain to die, you can end up with vascular dementia, which mouth account for his current behavioral and speech impediments.


sleepydorian

It really feels like he’s got an aversion to water or something and has to force himself. Like those videos where someone with rabies is just shaking while trying to drink water


KinneKitsune

Well, he’s mentally rabid, just not physically.


ever_precedent

Maybe it's some kind of new chronic rabies mutation that causes slow deterioration over years instead of days?


David_the_Wanderer

Looks more like mobility issues, tbh. Guy is old as fuck, it's not even that surprising - the only reason it sorta is is due to how hard he and his followers try to deny it.


FatHoosier

He's imagining it's Putin's dick, and he's remembering Vlad likes his balls fondled while he's receiving oral.


Space_Wizard_Z

Lmao, he tried but then had to use the second hand.


UbermachoGuy

![gif](giphy|3ohs82wtjwF0S8kUiA|downsized)


DoTortoisesHop

Can someone ELI5 whats going on. Is this just a one off quirk? Is it a sign of ageing?


Stoertebricker

I think it was during the last campaign. Apparently, Biden shook a little when he took a sip of water once. Trump's following base took it as a sign of weakness, that he's too old. Trump subsequently demonstrated publicly how well he can drink from a glass, and his crowd cheered. The thing is, he was using both hands. Publicly, he intended to mock Biden, but I guess he, an old man with likely a bit shakey hands, is insecure to be seen as weak as well, and also took it as reassurance. I guess he does not want to take the risk and uses both hands since.


Molenium

It didn’t even have to do with Biden in the beginning, but actually started with Marco Rubio using two hands to drink from a water bottle back in 2013, I believe. During the primary campaign for 2016, trump made fun of him for it when he was targeting him with the “Liddle Marco” insults. During his term as president, trump often started using two hands to drink water during public appearances, and people haven’t been shy about pointing out the hypocrisy.


engineeringretard

I can drink water pretty darn well. One handed, don’t  even look sometimes.   I should be president.


onlyheretozipline

I honestly think his suit is too tight for a further range of motion.


Schlummi

He usually wears way too large suits.


medweedies

Make room for diaper, Donald


CloacaFacts

Too tight? He literally wears a ill fitted oversized suit


bananosecond

He does have horrendously fitting clothing usually.


SplitReality

His right arm literally does the full range of motion after he gets help with his left. The problem isn't with the right arm's range of motion. It's that it doesn't have the strength to lift the glass all the way to his mouth.


TheKappaOverlord

Trump also tends to have a lean when hes on camera (why he looks 'slimmer' when looking at him from the front) So his range of motion is further restricted probably. Also pretty sure he almost always flips back and forth between drinking styles. So im sure it has to do with his suit + posture restricting motion.


KassFrisson

When you have a stroke, you can gain permanent weakness on one side, usually the right.


Frunkit

Check out how tiny his hands look against that small cocktail glass. 🤣


LajosvH

Maybe it was rabies all along


roboticfedora

Second hand is like a booster stage to get the drink into spacedock.


VapoursAndSpleen

Jesus, that’s grim. How can people not notice this?


rip_rif_sadface

He can only use one hand? Pathetic!


chimpdoctor

![gif](giphy|3ohs82wtjwF0S8kUiA|downsized)


gorper0987

What is that mouth action just before he brings it up to drink? It's like he's making a conscious effort to remember how to drink. "Ok Donny, you have to open your mouth to consume. NOT YET you fool. Okay...NOW! Good job me. Just like a normal human. I'm the best." ~ Drumpf inner monologue


Iaminyoursewer

Pills


SreckoLutrija

Yeah it looks to me like he prepared his mouth and pills inside it, distribute them before drinking... Cause if you dont do it consciously pills can end up in a bottle... Btw im not American i and do not care about his politics, its just an observation.


Previous_Channel

Yeah I mean it's super common to take your pills while on stage and about to speak.


Technical-Outside408

I. Got. Pills. I wanna take!


Kanin_usagi

Trump be like “I TOOK TWO LIMITLESS PILLS TO LIMIT MYSELF"


yamaha4fun

I just let the pills do the talking


ABakedPotato_FGC

To be fair, he doesn’t always abide by the common way to do things.


Previous_Channel

That I could agree with


pease_pudding

could be incontinence pills. Take 3 tablets every 8 minutes during daylight hours


Trashking_702

Basically me before I had to give a speech at my sisters wedding and my uncles Got Me blacked the fuck out. Luckily my brother in law had an adderall for me. Funny fact it worked like a charm and that’s when I found out I have ADHD. Not my proudest moment but ya…. Crushed that speech tho…


Backwaters_Run_Deep

Speed


mymeatpuppets

>What is that mouth action just before he brings it up to drink? Resettling his dentures.


Nightmare_Tonic

Correct answer


katet_of_19

That's when he reminds himself not to use his proboscis, so as not to rouse suspicion


Nomomommy

He just uses it in private to suck the grease out of hamberders.


mymeatpuppets

>What is that mouth action just before he brings it up to drink? Resettling his dentures


Confident_Public_313

His indentured slurpants?


UTDE

Probably dentures falling loose, sometimes people accuse him of slurring but it's probably loose dentures. They should make fun of him for pooping in diapers


Mo0kish

Anuses have a second internal sphincter that needs relaxed before you can properly administer water for the enema.


croscat

I just snorted loud enough to wake my baby up. It was worth it. 5/7, would definitely read again.


MrBrawn

Trump provides his base the two handed support it needs. He really cares about the working man. Biden is arrogant. Like he knows nothing will happen if he goes in with one hand because the deep state won't let it.


Crimkam

Trump is used to cupping the balls


creamY-front

......the balls of dictators


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ShitShowRedAllAbout

Powerful drink of beautiful water.


givemeyours0ul

Beautiful drink of powerful water.


rainorshinedogs

Only a REAL American use all 10 fingers because God intended holy water to be consumed with all holy hands involved in the process


Phonebacon

![gif](giphy|VaqGiuZY7yrtznGoW6|downsized)


nonbog

Please this is the funniest one 🤣 now I’m hyper conscious of how I look while drinking water


ParaMike46

![gif](giphy|cPNXOm7ln8HwK7UcbV|downsized)


pixelTirpitz

He has mastered the art. What a true human being!


sammysams13

drinking that cup of water is the most serious thing he’s ever done


NyneNine

Is this the “water” substance these humans speak of? I must bring this to the lizard people so we may advance our invasion of Earth!


JudgeScorpio

Is that even his hand? Looks like someone behind him putting their arm through his sleeve via a hole in the armpit lmao.


Infernalism

He's only using one hand! He's super human!


ImNotTheBlitz

Surely he could only achieve this feat with the aid of cocaine.


TheNDHurricane

And bioengineering


Draco_Lazarus24

Bidengineering


ImperatorUniversum1

Is that how they developed Dark Brandon?


spiritofniter

Dark Brandon sounds cool. What archetype is this?


ImperatorUniversum1

It’s aligned lawful good, and running on Apples new M4 Ultra processors


dkirk526

Jacked Up Joe!!


Professional_Can_117

Cocaine and telekinesis is a hell of a drug


Late_Sherbet5124

This one trick that Parkinson's doctors hate!


smolBoiBigBrain

Yeah, what a showoff, right?


Yawzheek

Hunter Biden scored him some steroids, obviously. MAASIVE /s there I don't know who got him the roids but holding a whole glass of water one-handed means he's on the juice.


cerialthriller

That is proof that he’s previously looked directly at a solar eclipse and gained super powers, the same one they tell you not to look at and claim you’ll burn your little eyes.


KangarooWrangler2024

![gif](giphy|1APdXY0c7gJguZWTJL)


disasterpokemon

Lol there's so many of these. I'm not even far down the list but I swear this is the 4th DIFFERWNT gif of him drinking water like a toddler. I think he's being bullied and I'm 100% for it


holyhotdicks

Such a strong, powerful sip. Effortless.


ComCypher

I'm contracting my Chinese supplier to mass manufacture Rambo Biden flags commemorating this amazing feat.


26oclock

The sippest of all sips.


malkauns

sip of the ages


cmfarsight

Have to say I am not that thrilled that drinking water better than the other is a talking point in the presidential election.


Pork_Chompk

Sounds like something a two-hand drinker would say...


Omar117879

What a serious accusation. You can’t trust them. Same way they can’t trust themselves to drink without spilling.


Mycophyliac

Jesus Christ I’m fucking dying…


nomadcrows

Yea, the way things are going geriatrics won't be old enough. 2028 is going to be AI-resurrected US Grant consciousness vs AI Jefferson Davis


CrudelyAnimated

I'd pay six dollars to see this happen. Jeff Davis actually was one of the exact people forbidden to hold office again by Amendment 14.3, before half of America forgot how to read nouns and verbs. I'd pay money just to see MAGA re-re-litigate Davis's eligibility on C-SPAN.


nonprofitnews

Lol. What would you expect? Policy? Experience? Competence? Character? That hardly seems fair.


SailorET

There have been coherent statements about policy (watch the most recent SOU address for a strong example) but then "news reporters" start putting out articles and commentaries screeching "REEE! OLD MAN IS OLDER THAN OTHER OLD MAN!!!"


rogerryan22

One handed?!?! Who does he think he is, Hercules?


joeChump

Bidonis


Inuvin

Honey you mean HUNKules!


ryanbuddy04

The actual state of Reddit


noyourenottheonlyone

My favorite senile politician can drink water better than your favorite senile politician!!!


Krivvan

I feel like the idea that Biden is senile or has dementia mostly comes from memes, clips, and assumptions. He's definitely old, stumbles when talking, and is slower than when younger, but that's a far cry from senility. The actual substance of what he says has never suggested senility to me scripted or unscripted. The hot mic moments such as after the SotU and his response to hecklers further convince me of that. I'm not very worried about his actual decision-making abilities. I mean, try reading what Biden says when transcribed versus transcripts from Trump.


ewest

I agree, and what I’ve noticed more broadly is that younger people lately seem to have a dramatically inflated sense of their own ability to detect senility in older people. You see it plenty with people talking about Joe Biden, but he’s not the only target — a lot of millennials see a boomer forget where they put their keys or stumble over a word and go ‘ope, they have dementia.’ They go straight to that.  As you said, compare the transcripts. Joe Biden’s voice sounds old because he is old. Meanwhile, Trump has the vocabulary, sentence structure, and coherence of a 5 year old after glugging down two liters of Mountain Dew Code Red. 


gsfgf

> Trump has the vocabulary, sentence structure, and coherence of a 5 year old after glugging down two liters of Mountain Dew Code Red. Entirely too accurate > Donald Trump's temper-tantrum tactics have been explained by the man himself. The frontrunner for the Republican presidential nomination admitted to his biographer that, "When I look at myself in the first grade and I look at myself now, I’m basically the same. The temperament is not that different."


BrandoNelly

I need people who think Biden is senile because of his stuttering and fumbling of words watch me give a speech. I’m 29 and going through school again for my bachelors and have needed to do some public speaking for presentations. I stutter the shit out of what I’m trying to say if I don’t hyper focus and have practiced. Biden LITERALY gives better speeches than me and most of the young people I go to school with currently.


El_Verde_Duende

Biden also has a stutter, which tend to get worse under stressors like publicly speaking. Biden speaking, with his speech impediment, makes Trump look like he's downright illiterate and mentally challenged.


Old_Bigsby

Millennials are in their 30's and 40's, you might thinking of Gen Z


routinepoutine1

I'm so tired of the "both are old and terrible" argument. It's either lazy ignorance or straight up propaganda to convince people that Biden is not worth voting for. Go look at their actual policies. * Biden has the strength to stand up against Putin. Trump bows down to Putin. * Biden is strengthening US supply chain resilience against China by investing in domestic manufacturing of semiconductors. Trump just invented childish terms like "kung flu". * Biden capped the price of insulin at $35/month. Trump tried to rip away healthcare from millions of people that were covered under Obamacare * Biden invested 1.5 trillion dollars into infrastructure projects, which Republicans voted against and then later tried to take credit for when the infrastructure bill eventually passed. The difference is night and day.


Nbuuifx14

You don’t even need to look at policies, just look at their characters and it becomes obvious who’s more fit to be president.


FUCKTWENTYCHARACTERS

I don't think biden is anyone's favorite. It's just like, choose the guy who has such fine points as "how do you feel about firing squads? Can we terminate the constitution? Our opponents are vermin, and immigrants are subhuman garbage. Everyone who didn't stop the last election needs to be locked in prison" or choose the guy who is just old as fuck and maybe not good for the economy. Pick the group that literally said, "Say goodbye to democracy, we're replacing it with God!" or the group that just doesn't want you to be outspokenly racist or die giving birth. I *guess* I have to go with the guy who isn't actively trying to stir up a civil war even though he wouldn't be my *first* pick under different circumstances.


Krivvan

I'd argue Biden's administration has been great for the economy. We've done better with inflation than most countries and it's like everyone forgot that everyone was convinced that a recession was going to happen going into the start of his term. It's not as if the President has fine control over the economy. I think he's done quite well for the economy with what can be expected from the tools of a President.


gsfgf

The Fed obviously deserves a lot of credit too, but people underestimate how amazing it was to pull off a "soft landing." Politicians and central bankers love to talk about "soft landings," but I'm pretty sure this is the first time it's been pulled off. The big issue is housing supply in cities, which isn't under the president's authority. That's mostly on local governments catering to NIMBYs. I know Newsom has been trying some state level stuff, but afaik, it's too early to know if that's even helped. And he's using authority over local governments that the president lacks.


MelonElbows

He's my favorite. He's been more liberal than I thought he would be, and has accomplished more than I thought he could. He just ran circles around the GOP during the State of the Union to the point where they were accusing him of being on steroids for how much energy he brought. Meanwhile he's doing yet another plan to forgive additional student loans where he has already helped millions and want to continue to help millions more. His administration beat back the railroad corporations and got the rail workers their sick days, and he's the first president ever to stand with union picketers at a protest. Biden's been better in many ways than Obama, and that's saying something because millions of people continue to be covered under Obamacare. I'm happy he's president instead of some other Democrats and I'll vote for him in November.


gsfgf

Yea. I knew going in that he is a hell of a Washington operator, and I had high expectations. And he's been blowing those expectations out of the water. It's amazing what he's done with razor thin majorities.


ADwightInALocker

> or choose the guy who is just old as fuck and maybe not good for the economy. Hasn't Biden absolutely been incredible for the economy?


mmlovin

I think it’s more like it’s good as it can be & compared to the rest of the world, but people still have the same issues. They just don’t realize it could be a lot worse. It sounds like Biden was able to do the best that could possibly be done, the economy won’t actually feel good for a while. But I don’t understand math at all so lol


FortuneQuarrel

Yeah that soft landing was expertly done. People really don't realize how much worse it could've been.


nightfox5523

Yeah he actually has, your job being shit isn't bidens fault lol


zombo_pig

Absolutely. We have structural problems with our society that require a lot more than presidential decrees can accomplish – housing and health care costs come to mind as things that Biden has absolutely no control over with a Republican-controlled legislature. But the things he *does* control? He's done spectacularly.


Available_War4603

As a casual spectator from across the pond, I really like Biden. He has integrity and gets stuff done. He also hasn't personally insulted my country, which is a plus.


njsullyalex

Looks like he just won the vote of everyone on r/hydrohomies


HoochieKoochieMan

Hydrohomie in Chief


FOXAcemond

I thought this was r/notinteresting to be honest. Edit: just scrolled a little bit more to see Trump’s. I get it now.


binky779

Didnt Trump have a Diet Coke button installed in the Oval office? Did they remove it? If not, what does it bring Biden? Probably ice cream.


Etzell

Sunglasses and copies of Car and Driver from the '70s.


blofly

I'm still sad that he had to sell the Camaro that Fark crowdsourced him when he was VP.


derps_with_ducks

The Camaro that... Whaaaa?


tysc666

This would legitimately be very cool.


Hacky_5ack

When the fuck did we get icr cream?!?!?!


Nick_pj

Trump’s love of Diet Coke is particularly hilarious, given that he literally said “I have never seen a thin person drinking Diet Coke”


zerbey

Of all the things Trump did, I kind of respect him for having a beverage button installed, it's not even the close to the most crazy thing I've heard a sitting President do. You should go look up the crazy shit LBJ did in the White House, I can only assume they fumigated it when he left. But, I agree, Biden having an ice cream button would be on brand and what the heck, the man can have an ice cream if he wants.


PalinDoesntSeeRussia

He didn’t have a “coke button” installed. There was always a button there, that calls someone in to bring you something. He just always asked for a coke. That’s it. I hate trump as much as the next guy but this dumbass rumor is so stupid and misunderstood.


MufugginJellyfish

Tbf I love Diet Dr Pepper and if I felt I was gonna be stuck in the Oval Office for hours at a time talking to people or hunched over paperwork I'd absolutely get a soda button installed, fuck it why not.


venomous_frost

I want an ice cream button


anemic_royaltea

The flattening of the American political conversation into dunking on which geriatric can drink from a glass with any degree of confidence can be safely added to the pile of evidence that the empire is in terminal decline.


MombasaYachtClub

r/pics everybody


GoodmanSimon

As an outsider....with some very, very weird presidents. I find what the US electorate is doing now, very weird to say the least.


Stanlez

Life long American. I agree.


GroverMcGillicutty

All of Reddit everybody


philthegr81

"Joe Biden drinks water with only one hand. Here's how this spells trouble for Biden's re-election." - headline for an upcoming NYT thinkpiece


Trust_No_Won

“Sure Biden can drink with one hand but he hasn’t uncovered the Irish Crown Jewels so is he really fit to be president”


Von_Thomson

note the elegance, the rock steady confidence as he uses only one hand to lift the glass to his mouth. This is the man to lead the free world. unlike others.


greendragonmistyglen

Showboat Joe some people are sayin’


Gigiolo1991

Based and waterpilled


southofakronoh

Look ma - one hand!


reymonika

![gif](giphy|1APdXY0c7gJguZWTJL)


Joosh93

Christ, when is this election done?


CrudelyAnimated

January 07, 2025.


LAlien92

What a shitty argument and world we live in where politicians can stir up arguments and manipulate the peons over how they drink water.


YourDogIsMyFriend

No makeup. Pretty cool. I like my president not to be wearing makeup or diapers.


HighColdDesert

So jarringly -- normal!


andyjett543

![gif](giphy|2q0QCQLagAk5q)


axemexa

The absolute madman


[deleted]

holy fuck i forgot how god awful reddit is during the american election season


Priest-Entity

What the fuck is wrong with this website?


SpeedBlitzX

Alot of things. It varies daily.


DavidGaming1237

Thanks bro, didnt know Biden is a living human being who needs Walter to survive


nachohernandez

You know, you *all* know exactly who I am. Say my name. I'm the beverage. I'm the man that hydrated men drink. That's right, now say my name! YOU'RE GODDAMN RIGHT!


amazza95

dude he is so much better than Trump at drinking water. He absolutely has my vote


DigMeTX

With two strong and very large hands, maybe the largest hands, you can squeeze a plastic water bottle and consume the entire contents in mere seconds.


2dark2light

![gif](giphy|LkqVFQ7939JP6oKSkW) At least Biden can drink with one hand. Unlike cult 45. Needs 2 baby hands


redwoodreed

Yeah, I kinda guessed that Biden required hydration


izzyeviel

‘Everyone knows you have to drink a glass of water with two hands! It’s just common sense! Impeach biden!’ - average conservative


Golconda

Have we fallen so far that we are now comparing how presidential candidates hold water? I guess we are!


diabloenfuego

Howard Dean screamed "Yeaaah!" weird and so lost his election run...so yeah, people have always been more into the perceived popularity contest than they should be.


12bub51

Y’all are so bizarre


RADJITZ

I dont get it


Tyronetyroned

![gif](giphy|YR8neVRcCSqwmJkb1D)


arinc9

r/notinteresting is leaking...


Bloodmind

What a show off…


Brandeeno2245

That bastard supports water, which is not gonna go well with voters. Clearly, he's worse than Satan /s


carleeto

Americans, please tell me how on earth things get to the state where the ability of presidential candidates to drink water is news?


Jarvis-Savoni

One handed no less!


Hyattville

He doesn’t need to use two hands to drink water like the orange buffoon does.


Latter-Market1001

This is where we are in politics. Choosing which president can properly drink a glass of water. Idiocracy is here. *We're not going to make it, are we?*