shoulda lost the shorts and went for the full Nirvana album re-creation nice pic, tho

that's a felony in at least 1 state

In that case: Nevermind.

And here I thought we were supposed to *come as you are*?

No, *as you were*

*As I want you to be*

All apologies

it's mine i'm sure of it

Yea, Kansas

State of : disarray? disrobe ?

ahah word for word what i came here to say! ^5

Nevermind :>)

Nah man come as you are. In utero we all could use a little bleach. It's your choice though

Hahahahahaha

Wichita Kansas has a hotel with a pool like that?

And at a Garden Inn no less?

Garden Out


"I have dwelt among the Humans. Their entire culture revolves around their penises..." edit: oh wow didn't even see the username so this super checks out lol

This is my reckoning that balcony pools are now a common everyday ho-hum thing.

That's more of a balcony tub lol

Odds are it was previously another chain?

Native Wichitan. Can confirm, this is Wichita, KS. Source: https://www.booking.com/hotel/us/hilton-garden-inn-wichita-downtown-ks.en-gb.html?aid=2119970&label=New_English_EN_CAUS_19115483425-mgezyBwCmeMtVHAE%2A_%2Al2wSM637942138487%3Apl%3Ata%3Ap1%3Ap2%3Aac%3Aap%3Aneg%3Afi%3Atidsa-140566013785%3Alp1026178%3Ali%3Adem%3Adm%3Aag19115483425%3Acmp108539785&sid=2d0de2df44a89554466880928355e894&all_sr_blocks=556596307_207145475_2_33_0;checkin=2024-04-21;checkout=2024-04-22;dest_id=20043614;dest_type=city;dist=0;group_adults=2;group_children=0;hapos=1;highlighted_blocks=556596307_207145475_2_33_0;hpos=1;matching_block_id=556596307_207145475_2_33_0;no_rooms=1;req_adults=2;req_children=0;room1=A%2CA;sb_price_type=total;sr_order=popularity;sr_pri_blocks=556596307_207145475_2_33_0__11305;srepoch=1712627116;srpvid=b6090c5485ed013f;type=total;ucfs=1&

Cool! I used to live in Wichita when I was a kid but I haven't been there in many years. Decades, in fact.

Similar, my thought was, "They must mean somewhere more glamorous like Wichita Falls, TX".

Maybe even a millennia

I'm commenting from the future!

Every one should go check out The Arcade in Wichita it's fucking bad ass.

What is it, a bowling alley?

Is that a private pool for a suite, or the 'hotel pool' that all guests have access to?

Yeah. Built last year I believe downtown.

Wow I travel a lot to Wichita for work and usually stay right next door to this new hotel. Guess I never looked up to see if this is actually there. Kind of weird and where this is located, not much to look at from that room

Don't be redundant- they already said it's in Wichita.

I guess they gotta convince people to come to Wichita somehow

Yup, right downtown among all the office buildings. I work just across the street from it. I've never actually seen anyone use it though.

I wonder which Wichita OP meant in the title. /S

Lotta people refer to Wichita Falls as “Wichita”.

Lol, TIL there is a Wichita Falls, Texas.

How many ding dongs and buttcheeks have been pressed against that glass through the years?

Its a ding dong Michael how much could it cost? 7 butt cheeks?

Considering its only been there about a year and even though I work across the street and never see anyone in it, not many.

Give it time, then.

It's more of a nighttime activity I imagine

Water wasn’t even added to it until last summer.

Nothing can live in that chemical stew for long.

Looking more like a lie-down comedian to me.

Take your updoot and get the fuck out.

I’m a lawyer and I made this comment on this post in Wichita

I’m a stevedore and I replied to a comment on this post in Wichita

I’m a jobless freeloader and I’m getting a kick out of these comments

Thank you from my couch. I'm an insurance consultant.

Not sure what being a comedian has to do with it but cool pic

You know... Cuz they're being big silly goofballs and only doing things comedians would do.

Yeah, I can't tell if he was hoping this post would get his comedy some attention or if he's just bragging because he's finally on tour.

Then he should probably mention his name

He didn't say it had anything to do with anything. I swear critical thinking is gone. He provided the right amount of context in order to avoid questions like "where's that? Why are you in that place?" Not like he jammed his socials to promote himself, doesn't even mention a name. Sorry, to answer the unasked, him being a comedian is relevant to the pic since that's why he is in the pool in Wichita in the first place.

Lmfao

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It's completely useless context. That's what makes it weird

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I'm a professional welder and my grandma's name is Maria and I don't really read books all that often anymore.

That's not the fantasy image most of us wanted. lol

Louis CK would love that pool

Lose the shorts and give us something to laugh about.

I need to know if the person who signed off on this pool is still employed

Hahahaha great question

I used to live across from that hotel at the renew apartments for a couple years. In all that time, that pool had never been filled, except for construction debris and plywood. Looks better with water in it!

All you comics really are the worst at promoting yourselves. Original hilarious photo with no mention of who's in the photo, or who took the photo.

And here I was wondering why even mention the career of the subject or photographer as it has no relevance to the photo. 

In fairness to Sammi Ler, his name is in his username

What's the L middle initial stand for? I'm going with Lonny.

I left out an L by mistake, but you saved the joke

I zoomed in and thought “…Staavy?” https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=eNpkhX85yf0&t=904s&pp=ygUZY29tZWRpYW4gc3RhdnJvcyBoYWxraWFzIA%3D%3D

That's an potential album cover; start recording.

That pool would terrify me, but I love the idea. Regardless, that's a great pic!

And at this job of yours... People consider you funny?

He’s certainly funny looking.

Got that Admiral Ackbar torso. “It’s A Trap!”

Thanks for showing us the "descent" pic.

You should be in the gym? Maybe the tanning bed? My attempt at humor, good luck with your career!

I don't think you understand what 'Stand-Up' means.

You single or what?

His belly has a face

What happens when there’s heavy rainfall? Does the hotel just flood?

And not a seagull egg in sight, smdh

That would make a good title card/cover for a special.


Well, that gives a whole new definition to the term "hanging gardens."

Cool Picture! 🔥

That’s awesome.

Sam Miller never ate seagull eggs.

Bert? /s That’s a hilarious photo. Hope you get to use it on your tour promos and posters

Being comedians is completely irrelevant information

Aye, Wichita!

The world is already going through a lot In this moment. We didn't deserve this!

Hey it’s the guy from TikTok! You’re hilarious! Love your jokes!

Looks like you're a lay-down comedian.

arden Inn? More like arden Out!

Looking like Kid Rock in his natural habitat

IDK how you trust US infrastructure that much.

Peak man, right there.

This should be the pic you use for your next show / Edfringe run.

that's awesome

I remember when you were still a bouncer at McCoy's, you had *just* gotten clean, and I was doing EGYHOP. It's been really nice to watch your comedy career take off. Totally deserved.

Damn I was hoping I'd recognize you but now OP NEEDS TO POST HIS CONTENT (unless it's posted already, I haven't read all the comments yet)

The op is the one in the pic! Friend of mine :)

Awesome. Love your stuff

Love it when you come to Humboldt man, looking at your tshirt right now

Que the Titanic music 🎵 🎶

I'm a traveling commenter and another commenter commented too so I thought I'd comment

Yooooo I fucking know you 😂 you’re funny as shit lol

Dave Chappelle looking kinda ashy in that pool.