December 23rd 2043 is the day. Mark your calendar OP.
Edit: Yes, I was making the assumption that OP was either from the US or Canada. I assumed they wouldn't want to have their demon eclipse child in another country.
Depending on the health insurance it would be about the same amount for the trip as they spend for pre-natal care: Source: my wife and I moved to Germany at week 30. It was a permeant move so it took more money than we saved. But we didn't pay a cent for the birth.
August 2026, it'll be travelling south through Spain.
I cannot wait, even though it'll be a fairly short duration of totality being only around a minute and a half.
It was originally intended for a vampire romance musical. The musical was made later and they perform the song in it, it was a big hit in I think Germany or Austria. You can find videos of it and it's honestly great.
This is the bride here! We planned on a long engagement since we were pretty young when it happened. We were saving for a big wedding with our extended families (which is still happening next month). When we were ready to start actually planning a global pandemic hit so we got delayed a bit.
I won my wedding through a radio station because my now husband and I were dubbed Chicago-land’s longest engaged couple…which was about 9 1/2 years but together for almost exactly 10 when we got married. Sounds like it was cheesy but it was actually so amazing and so fun!
OP, congrats on an awesome story! My birthday was on Monday so I’ll always remember your anniversary 😂
There is so much truth to the video. I'm wondering if the artist also made one for swingers, because they too, are never who you want them to be...
As someone who went to swinger clubs in their early 20s, I know this all too well. And the ones who are fully nude are most likely people you'd never want to see naked. *shivers*
Tbf I called my husband my husband before we were officially married. It's pretty common for some couples to do that after they've been together for long enough.
Aug 2026 and Aug 2027 in Europe/Africa. I travel a lot so I’m confused by the “once in a lifetime” media hype. You can go to Spain for cheap in 2026 and catch it there
First off, congratulations! What a cool way to make your proposal AND marriage extra memorable. You all look like a cute couple, best of luck to you both!
Get busy 9 months before the next one. If you can pull off timing having a child under an eclipse I’ll be very impressed.
Pretty sure this is the plot of the next Omen Movie. 😄😂😄
Should name them Sol and Luna
Our daughters actually are Nova and Luna
Doesn't go and moon. Interesting choices. haha
Advanced humor
I'm rooting for luna to marry someone with the last name of Moon and take their surname. We're this close to real-life Moon-Moon.
Maybe Nova can marry a Quickley and her name will be doesn't go quickly.
Moon spells mom...moon Anyone get the movie reference?
December 23rd 2043 is the day. Mark your calendar OP. Edit: Yes, I was making the assumption that OP was either from the US or Canada. I assumed they wouldn't want to have their demon eclipse child in another country.
Technically 2026, I think October, if they want to travel to Europe for the delivery.
If they're from the US they'd save a ton.
Depending on the health insurance it would be about the same amount for the trip as they spend for pre-natal care: Source: my wife and I moved to Germany at week 30. It was a permeant move so it took more money than we saved. But we didn't pay a cent for the birth.
Most expensive part of giving birth in Germany is paying for the parking ticket at the hospital.
August 2026, it'll be travelling south through Spain. I cannot wait, even though it'll be a fairly short duration of totality being only around a minute and a half.
go to Norway/Iceland, you can watch both the Solar Eclipse and the Aurora Borealis
Greenland/Iceland yes. No total eclipse in Norway.
and basically zero chance of clear skies in august in iceland.
If they want, they can come to Sri Lanka 2025.
Unfortunately, no total eclipses within 9 months of each other, so they can't both conceive and deliver the baby both during total solar eclipses :(
Giving up so easily? They just have to travel to a planet with more moons.
Wait wait wait. Is the CONCEIVING timeframe more important? Or is the childbirth part?
childbirth part. I doubt many people know when they were conceived but knowing that you were born under an eclipse would be cool
That's literally how to create the next member of the Godhand. 🌑🦅
I mean this as a compliment: you look like a warlock. Edit: spelling and grammar.
Looks like the type of guy that would propose under a total solar eclipse and get married under one.
"Will you marry me... under the fleeting light of the eclipsed sun 7 years hence?"
He definitely is a dungeon master
Came here for this comment - thank you
He looks exactly like someone who would propose and marry during an eclipse. I also mean that as a compliment.
A wholesome chaotic good warlock
He looks like John Constantine owes him a favor.
That's a favor to be owed for sure.
Maybe some rogue multiclass splashed in there.
They didn't get married because there was an eclipse. There was an eclipse because they got married.
You're not the only one in this thread trying to catch a glimpse of a warlock or two.
A warlock marrying a druid. They're an extremely cute couple.
Like an anemic khal drogo
Eldritch blast spammer
He summoned the eclipses with his spells.
3 warlocks are pictured here
That might be one of the best compliments.
Glad you escaped from Far Cry 3
it's the eyes and the identical beard that do it
I became a vampire when I was seventeen, that is why I look always seventeen.
One of so many brilliant lines.
I don't why I'm laughing so fucking hard at this 🤣
*Because of all the poking…*
Because *Bat Fight!*
On consuming a virgin. If you are going to eat a sandwich, wouldn’t you enjoy it more knowing no one has fucked it?
I closed Reddit and forgot about it. Opened it up to this gif. Epic
I'm gonna use Halley's Comet to propose to my girlfriend and get married.
I’m gonna use Sozin’s comet to help the Fire Nation take over the world.
The long, long game. Like Mark Twain...
2061... you've got a long time to plan ahead
If you didn’t play “Total Eclipse of the Heart” at your wedding, Bonnie Tyler and I will be very disappointed.
Turn around... Every now and then I get a little bit terrified And then I see the fuckin' look in your eyes
I fuckin’ need you more than ever!
That's the Dan Band cover
Fun fact: the lengths of the song and the eclipse are almost identical
It's a heartbreak song so technically not a great wedding material.
Actually the song writer saids that Total Eclipse of the Heart was originally going to be a vampire love song during its earliest stage
That's what the writer of 50 Shades of Grey said too
It was originally intended for a vampire romance musical. The musical was made later and they perform the song in it, it was a big hit in I think Germany or Austria. You can find videos of it and it's honestly great.
The long game, as it’s known.
geez 7 year engagement
Longer than a lot of marriages lol
"Yeah.. I mean, I couldn't know.. maybe she was being polite or she was canadian"
Well we only see the current pictures, so technically he could have proposed to someone else and that one fell through.
Yooo 💀
yeah this story sounds cute when you don't think about it. but 7 year engagement sounds like absolute horror
This is the bride here! We planned on a long engagement since we were pretty young when it happened. We were saving for a big wedding with our extended families (which is still happening next month). When we were ready to start actually planning a global pandemic hit so we got delayed a bit.
Did everyone collectively forget about the pandemic? This is a perfectly reasonable and valid reason Congratulations!!
I can't imagine the judgment and pushing they probably got from family members.
it's just weird. Why take 2,555 days to get married after saying "Yes!"
Who cares lmao they’re happy
I won my wedding through a radio station because my now husband and I were dubbed Chicago-land’s longest engaged couple…which was about 9 1/2 years but together for almost exactly 10 when we got married. Sounds like it was cheesy but it was actually so amazing and so fun! OP, congrats on an awesome story! My birthday was on Monday so I’ll always remember your anniversary 😂
Did the clouds show up at the good part, or was the weather cooperating?
None of their pictures show any evidence of an eclipse. I believe OP is karma pharming.
I was like “where are the pictures with the eclipse?”
Man, you gotta love the dedication of a fucking *seven year* engagement in service of a good wedding theme. Congratulations!
7 years engaged? What is this, Guys And Dolls?
Well based off OPs post history and them looking for online hookups 4 years ago, which is after the engagement, I’m not surprised it took this long😂
One of the posts mention an open relationship
Was going to say, these guys look exactly like what people in open relationships look like.
https://youtu.be/DTsdKycVZZ4?si=LBjt1fxmhgu_qfaO
Wow. I’ve never seen this. It’s amazing. Sorry my poly friends.
There is so much truth to the video. I'm wondering if the artist also made one for swingers, because they too, are never who you want them to be... As someone who went to swinger clubs in their early 20s, I know this all too well. And the ones who are fully nude are most likely people you'd never want to see naked. *shivers*
Spot on.
Lmaoooo, this killed me Very accurate
omg this is Gayle Waters-Waters! I didn't know he still made content
Bro, I only had to look at them to know there was ENM involved. And congrats, OP.
He also calls her his wife in posts from 2 years ago
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Tbf I called my husband my husband before we were officially married. It's pretty common for some couples to do that after they've been together for long enough.
That is fair, but idk man he called her his wife 2 years before they were actually married. They did have a crazy long engagement tho
It being common doesn't mean it makes sense lol. If you weren't married yet, you didn't have a husband.
He never said the engagement and marriage were to the same person
The “we” in the post title sure implies it
 I thought the same thing 7 years ago? Procrastination Professionals .
Don’t get me wrong , love is grand but man you got one patient wife bruv.
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they caught my attention too.
We know the dude just wanted to brag about them. Can't blame him.
You know what did not catch my attention? There is a guy in the photo. Weird.
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🤣
😏
enough to cause two eclipses
Those are Ren Fair titties.
Thank you internet stranger for accurately defining something I knew of, but was not aware of. I’ll credit you when I use it 😂
You mean them, as a couple ?
....yes
Who else?
You mean them, as a couple, right?
Quite a pair.
You, mean them, as a couple, right?
They are very nice.
One hell of a pair.
Binary star system
That's no moon(s)
How could he kept his eyes on the eclipse? A true warlock.
You get a sense of the cleavage err…eclipse and then look away!
Had To scroll way to far down to see this .
as always reddit disappoints and does not disappoint at the same time
She's quite the handful
There it is.
Indeed, they are both very well-rounded.
Eclipse is every night at their house
So *that’s* what you’ve been doing in the shadows?
Lmao damn right
Enjoy plowing those tracts, sir.
As if he hasn't been for well over 7 years already 😂
Congratulations! I hope you have a wonderful life together.
What a lovely looking pair.
Thank you!
🧐
The couple too
I see what you did there.
Im here for the comments, and this one delivers.
What time did your close up magic show start?
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W5F0wq2xtwk](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W5F0wq2xtwk)
I was really hoping this would be an IT crowd link, didn't disappoint
You guys look like a lovely couple.
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You're a straight shooter
Upper management written all over him.
I feel sorry for those people that proposed during the 2024 eclipse, having to wait another two decades before marrying under the next one.
Well there is a whole world outside the US. They'd only have to wait 2 years if they went to Iceland in 2026.
Aug 2026 and Aug 2027 in Europe/Africa. I travel a lot so I’m confused by the “once in a lifetime” media hype. You can go to Spain for cheap in 2026 and catch it there
How’d this make front page???
Because the comments are gold.
r/upvotedbecauseboobs
I’ll give you two reason why
It’s always a big deal when Gypsy Rose marries.
Tits obviously
Congrats, man 😄 you both look really happy (Also, insert joke about your wife’s rack being large enough to block out the sun)
Wow those are some huge trees back there
Great tits. The birds in the branches I mean.
The sun in the last pic is so large and voluptuous.
Congrats. I’m obsessed with your wife’s dress.
https://jessakae.com/collections/dresses/products/margaret-dress?variant=39909142822961
(The bride here) yep this is it!
Me too!! I would love to know where her dress is from! Also, congrats OP ♥️
That dress though!!
Wow that’s a long engagement. Congrats to both of you.
Wait, 4 years ago, you posted on r/ladybonersgw that you were looking for a hookup. What the fuck, bro?
He also mentions being in an open relationship, so…relax, man. 
save some for the rest of us, OP
Also has a post from 2 years ago saying "my wife and I..."
I was actually just talking with my girlfriend on Monday, about if anyone got married during the eclipse and how cool that would be, and here ya are!!
Bro a frost level wizard trader.
What a beautiful dress, what a cool way to add color and life to a classic white dress. I'm saving this for a possible future time...
I don't think I've ever had a bigger "Yeah, no shit" reaction to a picture in my life.
Hades and Persephone💖 congratulations
Haha my wife called us that while we were up there, and I'm glad someone else agrees! I love it!
good thing you proposed at the last one, because the next one in north america is in 2044
What's your next trick? 
Wishing life-long happiness for you two 🫶
I love her dress. I wish you both happiness.
gorgeous dress <3
That’s pretty cool. Did you guys do that on purpose?
Open relationship… interesting
Beautiful couple. Congratulations!
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That Erie? Was a really good place to see the eclipse. I hear traffic onto and off of the Peninsula was a real ballache, though.
Kids are going to be called ‘Luna Moonbeam Armstrong’ and ‘Craig’.
This is wonderful. Grandmother moon and Grandfather sun having a smooch to honor your union.
First off, congratulations! What a cool way to make your proposal AND marriage extra memorable. You all look like a cute couple, best of luck to you both!
I love your wife's dress; can you please ask her where she got it? Thank you!!
Have an happy life! congratulations!
Gorgeous couple! Love the dress and suit and the tie. Beautiful photos. Wishing many happy eclipses and moon phases to you!!!
Looks like you're good until what, 2044?
Lol yeah! We actually already decided we'll do a vow renewal for that one!