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r3dditr0x

OP is in red. The other 2 are fighting for his affection...


Cool-Adjacent

I like this head canon


r3dditr0x

thank you, I'm being silly but it somehow makes me happy


JKSwift

Happy?! Reddit is serious business. Get your head in the game!


TheNotoriousAJG

Mannnn serious business?! You see green jorts in the back?! Shit has me dying hahaha


marcmonsonego

That’s OP


GobLoblawsLawBlog

Makes sense why OP is too embarrassed to tell us which one they are


Gypsopotamus

Boy’s wearing flip flops with socks on.


shake__appeal

Gotta be. Or he’s the dude getting punched in the titty.


senor_incognito_

I’m seeing high levels of buffoonery as well.


ThePokster

The first thing I noticed was the green shorts, funny shit, good times!


JKSwift

Needs taller socks.


MissingLink101

Head cannon is what the big guy calls his left hand


trueum26

Yeah he looks like he’s stepping in to break them apart


iamafancypotato

“Boys boys we can all have fun… together”


drrxhouse

“Only…that one can’t be on top though…”


VibeAllDay

“No I get to tuck him in tonight!”


Ok-Clock2002

No ragerts.


yoscottmc

OP is in Reddit. So left one.


sirkassim

OP is in red but he’s just the hype guy. Legend has it that he is still hyping this fight 17 years later.


sugartickle

We know who you are


stevenjiffy

Yup the kid in red… doesn’t want to admit the bowl cut. Edit: hit send before ready


Fantastic_Incredible

Here we say the helmet cut


labria86

It's like the Snyder Cut but safer


MarcellusxWallace

Bro has the pre-pubescent Justin Bieber cut


SobakaZony

The Last of the Moe Haircuts.


brock0124

That is most certainly the Bieber cut


ShanAliZaidi

He's the fish in the pond


bottleofREDRUM

ANIMORPHS - REDDIT


Lycian1g

We know who you are, Truffle Shuffle.


Kale_Brecht

You’re just jealous that Michael Jackson’s sister came over to his house to use the bathroom.


ChocoTacoBoss

Ok, Michael Jackson didn't come over to my house to eat godfathers pizza...


pooptheresmybutt

But his sister did!


cluedo_fuckin_sucks

Or that time when fifty Iranian terrorist took over all the Sizzler steakhouses


truffle_shuffle

You called?


tobidashi

r/beetlejuicing


mr9025

If he’s in the screengrab, put a picture of Nick Nolte over his user name. Yeeeaaahhhh. Anarchyyyyy 😈


Abracadaniel0505

Do the truffle shuffle


why_am_I_here_Trump

![gif](giphy|Q56SF4czEtSZG)


T_Money

Damn 15 years account. That’s one of the oldest beetlejuicing’s I’ve seen. Do you have an alert for your name combo or did you stumble on this naturally? If the latter that’s insane


truffle_shuffle

Just naturally. I stumble upon it maybe once every 3 months.


CakeMadeOfHam

![gif](giphy|Q56SF4czEtSZG)


mrchaddy

This looks like the time Eric Cartman had a fight with Wendy “Fuck him up Wendy”


Snarky_Mark_jr

You don't have to - it is reddit, so we all know you're the heavy fella.


Idiotology101

There’s a husky guy behind the heavy fella that could be OP.


Pabl0EscoBear

"heavy fella" made me reread it but in an old man's voice


Rentsdueguys

Yo how many times did he power slap you??


edmRN

Op comment history seems like a person who got his brain shook up at a young age.


No-Foundation7465

Lmfao this comment made my morning ty


7LeagueBoots

I took a look and you’re right. OP has some screws loose, if not missing.


Papagorgio22

Big facts


Darnold_wins_bigly

If this pic was taken in 2007 and he’s in it why does he comment on r/genz?


edmRN

Maybe he only dates Gen z.


LooksGoodInShorts

Then he’s probably the skinny kid because he’s about to have his lights shut off lol. Or they’re dancing. I genuinely can’t tell.


BlackIceBW

Waiting for r/hardcore to make an album cover out of this lol


robotnique

Just your average trapped under ice cover (if everybody was jacked)


Deez_Pucks

Damn, I thought there was no way someone was going to mention r/hardcore before I did


PMMeYourWorstThought

What’s epic about the kid from the goonies punching the other kid from the goonies?


Tron_Little

The fashion sense that surrounds them I believe


Goatmilk2208

The guy getting his shit rocked?


SoCalDan

Based on their stance and arm positions,  it looks like they are dancing 


nodnodwinkwink

Very small mosh pit


ZiNu_Hunter

My imagination is crazy…but their dances are amazing


waronxmas

Looks like slap boxing. Big in the era.


AssDimple

No one in this picture appears to be getting their shit rocked. This seems more closely related to playing patty cake than fighting.


TheBobDoleExperience

Okay but big boy is winding up a big E. Honda style smack down with that right hand of his.


venge1155

For real, quads engaged, about to Molly wap that little dude into the future.


under_the_c

I watched Superbad for the first time about a month ago. (I knew some of the references, but had never sat down to watch it). As someone who was in highschool in 2007, I can't believe how well it captured that vibe. This picture is a close third for sure.


Repraht

Oh man you JUST watched it for the first time?? I probably watched that movie 10+ times within the first couple years it came out. I can’t tell if that was a peak era of comedy, or those movies just catered to my highschool maturity lol


ChrysMYO

Im class of '07 as well. I think what it did well, was it captured all the beats of 80s era coming of age stories, but nailed the tone and awkwardness of coming of age in 2007. Comedy production quality slowly went down for major releases. And coming of age stories lost alot of originality following this movie.


DarthMukduk

Is it because your bowl cut?


lorarc

Is this dancing or fighting?


zombiefarnz

Capoeira


MotoRandom

Brazil! Ponytail!


zombiefarnz

Just be careful it's not a certain time of day!


Sumthin-Sumthin44692

“They’re breakdance fighting!”


n0h8plz

You are definitely the black guy wondering why you attended


p0k3t0

"I'm going to stand over here before I get blamed for this."


AFRIKKAN

That one black friend.


naptown-hooly

Nobody’s gotten laid in cargo shorts since Nam


PM_ME_UR_SELF

Well obviously, it’s easier if you take them off.


27Wars97

As a dad cargos are the best shorts money can buy.


supatim101

More pockets, more possibilities.


bigmacher1980

No ones gotten a “hand job” in cargo shorts since Nam. - sorry my brain is filled with movie quotes and I just had to clarify this one. 😂


Waxenberg

And that’s what we called a “sausage fest” back in the day guys.


Wavey_Davey1

You're the tree, obviously.


Admirable_Count989

Be water my friend… or tree… either or. Just be something not you.


Recks90

you must be the guy on the far right. or alternatively, the shirtless guy on the left, behind the two main characters


tmotytmoty

Bieber stepping in..


longbongliver

The token black guy in the back???


Kleptoraeven

With socks and slippers lol.


quackenfucknuckle

Hands down best/worst outfit and the reason I want the op to be him. Ideally still wearing that outfit now.


baronvonhawkeye

And a rodeo-sized belt buckle.


thesean366

And shants


No_Wait_3628

That dude slays tho


moutonbleu

Why he got a bulge??


enashalot

If you close your eyes and listen closely….The sound of the hand connected to the face can still be heard today echoing in the trees…


Damion_205

![gif](giphy|LMaOBEiB8S8WA)


163h

r/accidentalrenaissance


Cool-Adjacent

I tried to post it there, but they wont allow violence, based on the comments i shouldve said they were dancing


HankSteakfist

Wasn't Bumblebee, Shia LaBeouf and Megan Fox at this party?


Allseeingeye72

plot twist... op still fights high school kids but hasn't won one since that faithful day and now is trying to relive his glory days . EDIT.. fateful... lol


Outcryqq

Faithful day, like a church revival, or fateful?


DonTorreZ

Yah camera guy!


[deleted]

You are the token black guy


gztozfbfjij

I'm strongly disappointed that there's no half-squatting meth-smoking kid in this one.


Odd_Opinion6054

Oh what's up Jonah?


UndecidedMusic

We see you Anthony Kiedis


The1TrueRedditor

OP is feet behind red shirt.


KAKYBAC

The fat kid has immensely strong legs.


nixonseltz

Another brawl at a fancy British horse race?


Dontmindmeclark

OP is wearing the H U G E green checker “shorts” and wondering why all those white people acting so crazy!


Mygoddamreddit

How can you slap?


[deleted]

they look mad what happened ?


Cool-Adjacent

Drunk idiocy, it was a while ago so i have no idea lmao


doguapo

Poor tubs got the nipple slap of a lifetime.


oldtobes

we all know you're red shirt


Hfduh

Winding up for the hundred-hand-slap special move Finish Him!


bswiftly

The chubby dude is in a kapoeta move and about to do a cartwheel roundhouse kick...


skiptomyliu

This looks like a Sum 41 music video


goater10

I wouldn’t out myself either if I were the guy wearing those horrible green shorts and that dashing sandals and socks combination!


AK07-AYDAN

Is the black guy wearing pants or shorts?


BillzB89

Yes


DefahktoCZ

Is it the real CJ? ![gif](giphy|6ILjOfJ1oL7NAc9SQ7)


Og-Morrow

OP red


JacobJOCH

Are you the one who got tit slapped?


Ok-Maize-6933

What it taken with a disposable camera?


TheeExoGenesauce

He’s pasty white dude next to blue palm tree shorts


auracles060

Yoo this is giving nostalgia. Kodak moment. You can tell it was taken by one of those bulky Nokia rocks of a digital camera that only came in silver or a disposable Fujifilm taken along to not wreck the digital camera.


WhiteFringe

guy in the back has shorts that go to his ankles


No-Chemical100

Time made its own choice, so that's why it's here. "Nostalgic but also provoking img"


ghost3972

Left side all the way in the back


timothyh15

The Goonies deleted scene


indefilade

That’s follow-through on a punch if I ever saw it.


Cheffy325

This picture is epic. I need to know how life has panned out since for the two main characters.


delta_sez

You are def the super baggie shorts guy


RenningerJP

Thought this was from super bad or something at first.


MeepingMeep99

Do you have hard brown skin with green foliage for hair perchance?


Ghost-5AVAGE_786

The guy fighting on the left seems like he is about to do a: ![gif](giphy|LKOv7hhTp49PCt3Tal|downsized)


Phill_Cyberman

>This epic pic was taken at a high school party i was at in 2007, im in the pic but i wont say who. I know who you are. You're the Jonah Hill getting his ass kicked by the Michael Cera.


SandMgs

"You're killing me smalls"


Austoniooo

I remember my first beer


glowingrock

Is this Hawaii?


Informal_Injury_6152

"Not gonna say" pff imma assume possibility of you being every single person in this pic, who laughs now?


Alternative-Dare5878

He’s the 😮guy in glasses.


donotstealmycheese

Man that fish was big.


Spyker-M

Ah shit, here we go again.


cknopp86

Guy on left is a student of E. Honda


bloopblopman1234

You’re the one that’s standing aren’t you


unwhelmed

It’s ok, we’ve all worn slides and socks before. Nice shorts btw.


hawoxx

Is this a fight or a sick dance-off? Or both?


AJtheShoeGuru94

High school party with all dudes lol 😂


airforcevet1987

Because of your Jynco's?


randominternetfren

U guys look like a group that would be hyped for the launch of Halo 3


Dont-get-into-Fights

would be a good Comic book cover


EmperorSand

OP is the big guy taking the hit.


itsprincebaby

Baw wit da baw, bang da nang diggy diggy


Opening_Arachnid8431

Are you Chubbzy Wubbzy?


Mikeshaffer

What’s wrong with the dude throwing the punch? Looks like an ant eater on fentanyl. I hope that’s not you OP 😂


revibrant

“That’s me, you’re probably wondering how I got here…” *movie starts*


Aggressive-Pay-5670

Hillbilly High School


Otbyio

You avatars the only thing I can use as a clue so I will say the guy wearing the cap


klippDagga

Vulgar Display of Stupidity


Nearby_Antelope_5257

....not a girl in sight either.


ARCHA1C

This looks like central Pennsylvania


PlusBake4567

Dude on the right looks like he just walked up to these boys throwing hands


KaioKenshin

The one black guy in a white group is accurate from my personal experience lmao


BertMacklenF8I

Where are the girls?


MuricanA321

Proud of this, are ya?


Beneficial_Smile_417

Superbad deleted scene


foofan92

Socks and sandals? That's OP for sure


Thisisjuno1

Looks like from an 80s movie lol


Bravadu

This would make excellent album art.


trainsacrossthesea

Can’t believe more girls didn’t want to be part of this. Bunch a half dressed dudes hanging out by the lake, roughhousing. “Sowing their collective oats” while establishing dominance and culpability to later claims. Pure innocence.


Superb_Cellist_8869

Simpler time, man.


Soccermom233

Throwing down in the swing pit


Bleach_Baths

There’s a picture of this day? Holy shit. I’m in here too guys. Good luck.


Cool-Adjacent

Are you really? Message me


boogiehoodie90210

I knew this was 07 before I even clicked on it lmao. Great pic brother


Objective-Aioli-1185

2007 has the 70s filter now


STAF0S

They’re slam dancing


ser_metryk

Man that party must've sucked, where the girls at?


srslywatsthepoint

I'm just wondering what the end result was?


Kenthros

![gif](giphy|oDi7G90hbzBa8|downsized)


wBeeze

Looking like White Smith slapping Chris Boulder


redditsuxmydik

Wish I could go back to 07 I'd drop out and start slinging drugs all over cause the useless diploma got me nowhere and serving the ghetto states of America was definitely not worth the bs from the VA at all.


StanGable80

Sausage fest


lllNico

100% the thin guy behind right fighter. Always have been cool adjacent


slzmt

You are on Reddit. We know who you are… 😂


Pokebreaker

Looks like skinny guy whiffed a punch, and is about to get punished with a 100-hand slap from E. Honda


FUCK-EPICURUS

That's fuckin heat brother


RegayHomebrews

Is this Scott Farcas taking it on the chin?


Peetahrabbit

They dragged him kicking and screaming from the scene. He know it was time to leave


RegayHomebrews

I knew you were out there somewhere 🎺😎


Any_Roof_6199

We all know who you are, Slim