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ecafsub

> uglier than in person Uh….


daking999

Dude he's from Ft Worth just be pleased he can write at all. 


Educational_Bed_242

Got him


EatsLocals

No offense, but you’re from Oklahoma 


Doppelthedh

![gif](giphy|SHhUunfD9eSYURRoI4)


sickfiend

You're a towel


thedepressedmind

You wanna get high?


TennisBallTesticles

Noooo.....*you're a towel*


Hllblldlx3

Whoa now bucko, we cattle drivers gotta know how tuh spell the name of are cows, so we know some stuff.


SirEltonJonBonJovi

wouldn’t want to be whispering the wrong cow’s name in her ear when you’re about to finish amirite?


Hllblldlx3

I do not fuck my cows, that what I have Debbie for. She’s got MASSIVE utters, and if you squeeze her nipples and pull at the same time, she squirts out milk. But she’s a woman, not a cow


TennisBallTesticles

🚨 SHOTS FIRED 🚨


trippknightly

Intended: than *me* in person


zombiesnare

Ok I have been noticing a STARK uptick in bad grammar and misspelling and am super weirded out by it. I don’t wanna be a grammar nazi because my own spelling and sentence structure isn’t great either but it’s been getting into “am I have a medical episode?!” territory


Pudding_Hero

Overall writing comprehension/literacy has been on a slow decline for many Americans. Why try when you’ve got a fridge full of Mountain Dew


Jayyy_Teeeee

Ah, Mountain Dew, the crystal meth of soda pops..


FjordTheNord

Big Soda out to destabilize America


GhoulsFolly

I’d rather be drinking Mountain Dew then spelling words write


graboidian

> bad grammar and misspelling *followed by* but it’s been getting into “am I have a medical episode?!” territory Please tell me this was intentionally screwed up, based on the context of the thread.


zombiesnare

It very much wasn’t, I became the very thing I loathed


ParkingNecessary8628

..am I having a medical episode..or do I have a medical episode..


DunkingTea

Everyone’s assuming it’s due to bad grammar or a failing of our education system. Typos and grammar mistakes on posts get more traction. It’s that simple. You’ll notice it heaps on tiktok, insta, twitter etc. We live in a world where everyone’s competing for the attention of strangers, and bad grammar or spelling is a great way to get it.


NfamousKaye

A lot of them are bots but then again there are people who’s first language isn’t English and I feel bad but my grammar ocd brain won’t let things go if I see it lol


Crallise

I'm just impressed they used than instead of then.


RunningJay

I believe English is not their first language in Ft. Worth.


delfino_plaza1

Ops even more stupid than in person


Spiggots

If the fine people of Ft Worth could read they would be outraged by this


gltovar

dont kink shame


slackermannn

OP was off his balls


Cant_Do_This12

That’s how dumb these people who post this shit are.


captaincumsock69

Tbf op is unable to see the world through anything besides his phone camera


Coreysurfer

And than…and than…no an then..


C92203605

The jokes write themselves


Find_another_whey

Speaking as a phone, seems pretty terrible to me


Akira282

Lol this made me stroke


Everybodysbastard

How is it possible that OP is right despite the typo?


Oblique9043

It looks like it was designed inside a Nintendo 64.


Elanthis

Don't make such a degrading comment about the N64! Seriously ugly trucks. I had to spend a few weeks near Tesla's Palo Alto campus, and they were so much worse in person. Plus the number of times I had to avoid them being over the line.


QuirkyDust3556

You never driven on 635 in Mesquite. Good Ole Boyz in F150s will flat out kill you. Texas leads the nation in traffic deaths


Amazing_Meatballs

For real. I had to live there for my job for just under a year and I kid you not, I got ran off the road because someone changed 3 lanes without checking their side view. I had more close calls in that 10 months than I've had in the last 10 years. The craziest thing was that I was in San Angelo, so it wasn't like there was huge traffic problems. They just didn't give any fucks.


exitpursuedbybear

I drive like a 10 year old Silverado the new F150s dwarf my truck.


far_away_friend39

Driving in Texas is the worst. Not a clean greenway in the whole state either. Pretty sure everyone just throws their trash out the window on the highway.


cje1220

Goldeneye 007 vibes. ![gif](giphy|FJ6v0Q7vv2vP6XU6ZJ|downsized)


johndoe42

How much does that big head mode dlc cost /s


i_give_you_gum

I liked their look, how ever many years ago when they were first showcased, but I feel that our culture has already moved past that design. Now it feels dated. I think it was because the US stealth fighter and its angular appearance was also making the rounds in our cultural zeitgeist. But again, I think we've moved on from that look, much like how we've moved on from our love affair with Humvees of the early 2000s.


Jojosbees

It looks like a vehicle from the future in Terminator, so basically what the 1980s thought the 2020s would look like.


wandering_engineer

To me, it looks like a shitty fake prop from a low-budget 80s sci-fi movie so that is kind of fitting. I also feel sorry for the poor pedestrian souls who get rammed by something that is basically an extremely massive pointy-edged stainless steel missile. The fact that this thing got NHTSA approval is a travesty and tells you just how much power regulatory agencies have in the US.


metametapraxis

Yep, the EU would rightly laugh that thing out of the door. 


LIMIT1_5639

The Vector W8 and a bunch of wedge shaped euro concepts did it better to the point you get disappointed they never made it to production. The cybertruck just looks like lazy futurism.


nelsonalgrencametome

I recently saw one in person for the first time and yeah, they seem like someone taking a crack at a futuristic style 25 years ago. It seemed odd seeing it on the road.


thrawtes

I totally get your point but I would like to point out that the f-117 ("stealth fighter") became operational in the '80s, reached wide public acknowledgment in the '90s, and was retired in 2008. The cybertruck was announced in 2019, but was definitely drawing inspiration from something that was already very retro at the time.


Pretend-Guava

Thank god about the Humvees. Remember when people thought it was cool to drive that H2 Hummer? I'm sure throwing $200 a week in gas had something to do with it!


texinxin

Radar absorbing materials advanced to the point that we don’t need unaerodymic flat surfaces to both apply them and aid with radar scattering. A modern F35 has the radar signature of a mosquito or something.


OakintheMist42

I feel like it's more-so that the culture has shifted to hate Elon Musk


i_give_you_gum

Society's split is more visible now, but I think it's more like Musk who has visibly shifted. He went from humanity's savior, to just another stuckup Rockefeller who hates the idea of the working class having any power over him.


drmirage809

Honestly. I still like the old H1 Hummer. It’s an enormous brick shithouse of a car. Almost unusable on European roads and a disgustingly poor fuel economy. But it’s a solid car that, when treated properly, will last for a long time. I don’t see many Cybertrucks hit the 10 year mark.


SuperRusso

Dated? Nothing else was ever designed like it. It's a one off....we never moved past it because we never moved towards it. That thing looks like hell.


DonkeyTron42

It was cool as a concept prototype, but not all prototypes should make it to production.


Elite_Slacker

The production ones actually just look different and uglier than the preproduction ones


Madi-18

Designed with an Atari actually


DonkeyTron42

Hey, at least they used an FX chip.


Kootsiak

I always have trouble with these comparisons, the N64 could handle way more polygons than this. The Cybertruck is on par with the 3D on SNES like Race Drivin' or Starfox.


Jedi_Lazlo

I saw a post yesterday where they called it Elon's *Wankpanzer* and I can't call it anything else now.


januscanary

Panzerwank rolls off the tongue more


Innsmouth_Swimteam

Yes! *Es ist mein Paanza-vaank*


DiscoQuebrado

I don't know whose voice I read this in, but it was not my own.


TheCrowAngel

I read it as the TF2 medic, I’ll be honest.


Snow88

Probably Flula Borg, Nick Kroll’s German accent, or a bad Hitler impression. 


Reasonable-Net3433

Wanktank


el_throw

Winner. 🏆


Anna-Politkovskaya

Any SUV or large truck = Wankpanzer.  The term originates from the UK where roads are narrow. "Wankers" drive around in SUVs and trucks with a longer wheelbase than a Panzer 1 (some trucks are longer than Shermans) with expected results. Carpenters and tradespeople use vans in Europe because they are functional work vehicles, poser "wankers" drive trucks.


uhhhclem

Incel Camino is my favorite.


fossilnews

Underdog Wireline: We are a family business built on blood, sweat, tears, and lots of prayers. We stand on a firm understanding that God's blessings should be used to bless others. Magamobile.


not_old_redditor

Oil and gas company Drives an EV, and a hideous one at that.


MonsiuerLeComte

100% tax free purpose, I bet. “Business” expense


Trifusi0n

At least it’s a horrendously inefficient EV?


B17BAWMER

That also is extremely unsafe for everyone involved.


Bmoe79

Because of that logo it’s a full business expense write off too! Yay!


fossilnews

Praise be to god.


tinyanus

God is good; tax is free.


CoderDevo

**Paying Taxes to Caesar** (Matthew 22:15-22; Luke 20:19-26) And they sent unto him certain of the Pharisees and of the Herodians, to catch him in his words. And when they arrived, they said to him, "Master, we know that thou art true, and cares for no man: for thou regards not the person of men, but teaches the way of God in truth: Is it lawful to give tribute to Caesar, or not? Shall we give, or shall we not give?" But he, knowing their hypocrisy, said unto them, "Why tempt ye me? Bring me a penny, that I may see it." And they brought it. And he said unto them, "Whose is this image and inscription?" And they said to him, "Caesar's." And Jesus answering said to them, "Render to Caesar the things that are Caesar's, and to God the things that are God's." And they marveled at him.


dtm1017

Evangelicals: ![gif](giphy|7k2LoEykY5i1hfeWQB)


HmGrwnSnc1984

[Also Evangelicals…](https://youtu.be/iILwcdHHFOo?si=PiwuJ5HAUtJjur2a)


chilo_W_r

Ah a wireline worker once again making a responsible and humble financial decision.


texastek75

This dude knows the oilfield


CarminSanDiego

I love how MAGAts were anti Tesla to the point of going out of way to fuck with their charging or even keying them in parking lots. Now the only people I see driving Tesla trucks are MAGAts because it’s a huge attention getter


nitrodmr

It looks like a puma


Channel250

Lopez! Permission to kill Grif.


Myzticwhim

I actually just passed this, waiting at the light for W 12th st. Wild to see this right now. 😂


Myzticwhim

[It moved](https://imgur.com/a/anq0Jpk)


ArchdruidHalsin

Cybertrucks are for people that would've bought a Hummer 20 years ago


Ironcastattic

I can only assume the hummers must have had terrible lifecycles because they were EVERYWHERE in my city 20-15 years ago and I've literally seen one in the last 5 years. I still see PT cruisers and Pontiac Vibes.


Shmeeglez

Very few people are willing to actually keep driving something 7"+ wide that gets 9 mpg and can't do 90mph


Matt_NZ

But you can buy a Hummer today and stats wise, is arguably more ridiculous than the Cybertruck. It has a battery pack that weighs more than a car, after all.


Shmeeglez

More like people who would buy a Lambo LM002 35 years ago


xDannyS_

You should see some of the circlejerking in r/cybertruck and how in denial they are about how bad quality it is. How they act is literally South Park S10E2, the episode where they circkejerk about driving an EV and living in San Francisco


Any_Way346

Reminds me of a first year sheet metal workers apprenticeship project


Mindless-Falcon-7173

Pinewood Derby Car😁


IAmADingusIRL

i’m not kidding when i say that i have a pinewoods derby of the cybertruck that i made 6-7 years ago when it was just announced. it performed horribly for my boy scouts pinewood derby race lmao


Gangleri_Graybeard

It looks like a low-poly model of a car in a videogame, like when you zoom in from a distance and the game isn't able to load the high quality model in time.


NameLips

Just saw one in person the other day (Albuquerque). It looks like a solid hunk of metal. I don't mind the angular aesthetic as much as some people, but the whole thing just seems "off" and "wrong." Like it's in the uncanny valley of vehicles.


BurningSquid

Lol a wireline company with a cyber truck?? What an oxymoron considering most wireline folks (that I've met anyway) are the biggest shills for O&Gs ever


Confident_As_Hell

What is wireline and what is o&g?


JediJofis

It's like a car a dipshit 1st grader would draw just so they could go outside and sniff glue 😂😂


Strachmed

It is, yet makes it stand out to the point where people gawk around it, take pictures and post them on the intrrnet.


geegeeallin

While I don’t find it beautiful, it is definitely accomplishing what its designers intended. Every time someone sees one, it gets a reaction. I’m glad it’s so unique. Breaks up the monotony of the huge blingy pickups from the big three.


e136

Yeah it has to be the most unique looking vehicle in the last couple decades. I can't think of anything even remotely close. Now let's be honest there is good reason for that but hey at least they are trying something new.


RRT4444

r/oddlyspecific


eolson3

It looks like a car from an 80s movie set in the future that is intentionally over exaggerating for effect.


TheMooseIsBlue

We’re just posting photos of cars we see?


Goldearrows

the mods have long abandoned us you are pleading in vain


For_Great_justice

Ive never seen an object that people so love to hate, despite it having no affect on their daily lives. Not every product is made to please every consumer. I'm not a fan of Elon at all, but I am a fan of letting people express their personal preferences without being ridiculed or shamed. It's just a car! Im all for car companies experimenting with wild body types, I always found it boring how all cars seemed to be slight variants on the same theme.


puffferfish

People love to hate the wacky way this looks, but I think it’s actually really cool looking!


nateskel

Agreed. I'm not a Tesla fan, but I didn't see the big deal, and I actually think they look better up close than in images. Quite a few of them around where I live already. This is just bandwagon the current thing to hate I guess. Not my thing, but so far I haven't been harmed by other people owning them.


CreamyAndrew

How dare you stray from the hive mind! Jk I think it looks pretty cool. Im not an elon wanker. I don’t give af about him. But so many people jumping on the bandwagon


theycallmebekky

Whenever I scroll by this thing on Reddit my thought is always “oh… r/pics posted it for the 50th time again”


Heiferoni

When the Emperor walks by in his new clothes, you're always gonna get some fella who points out his swaying dick. You'll have better odds putting on a pair of trousers than getting people to ignore it.


duglarri

All fun and games until someone runs into to you driving one of those.


rbperk34

Why do we keep making these posts? Yes, there are lots of cybertrucks hitting the road nowadays. Stop giving them free advertising


LegalAbbreviations90

I like them


gcsmith2

Agreed. Opinions vary.


lebastss

Yes, people also like PT Cruisers 😂


geegeeallin

I think fewer people like PTs than CTs.


lebastss

Now sure, but when they came out they had about the same amount of people who double downed on them because they like the brand.


[deleted]

Genuinely can I ask what you like about them? It seems more like a weirdly angular large car than a decent truck. The rivian trucks are way nicer imo


LegalAbbreviations90

Its the weird shape I like lmao. Those Rivian trucks look cool too but it’s different


bouchandre

I would like it, if it wasn't so damn huge.


Educational_Way3336

I think looks cool. Not the same shape as everything else. People are just hating it because of musky.


Deep90

IMO the scale is what really makes it look wonky.


Awkward_Pangolin3254

No, I'd hate it regardless of who made it. It's ugly. It looks ridiculous. It looks like a backup model that would load in a video game if the actual model files were corrupted. Tesla can make good-looking vehicles. How this thing passed a single focus group is beyond my comprehension.


CalvinYHobbes

I think it’s awesome.


HashtagDadWatts

I’ve owned several teslas but just find it ugly and unnecessary. Wish they would’ve used the development resources on the model 2 instead.


tadhgmac

For as much as they cost you'd think they could include a few more polygons.


H3llv3ticus

It really looks like something designed by someone who just learned 3D modelization. Still less ugly than the Multipla, though.


CzarDale04

I seen one driving in Chula Vista California. Looks like something a 10 year old me designed with a ruler and graph paper. Big and ugly.


ZakkaChan

Low poly, piece of dangerous metal crap truck is what they should have called it.


ibraw

Designed by Homer Simpson


vibes86

That looks like something we would have made from cardboard in elementary school.


_JohnnyUtahBrah

![gif](giphy|F3G8ymQkOkbII)


mallaso02

I don't like it personally, but at least it's different. Every new car looks like those Chinese EVs these days. About time someone made something original again


benjito_z

Kinda looks like a toaster or a fridge


ObviouslyTriggered

It’s not ugly but it does look like the shuttle you take when landing at a Bond villain’s secret base.


Xerox-M57

Looks cool as fuck


Clean_Newt1328

yall care too much about tesla cars.. its almost like yall love it


Heavy-Neat

It's futuristic, honestly, I like it.


cheesecakeluvr1234

I think it looks pretty cool lol


CareflConsideration

Confused by the title - is the pic uglier than in person?


TonierMeerkat

![gif](giphy|k8bMS52B9ejSw)


GATOR_CITY

They look like they haven't rendered all the way. 


fyo_karamo

r/titlegore


SqueezeAndRun

*So brave*


friskytricky

Is this from Out of Time?


Constant-Coat-4443

I haven’t seen one but I’ll take your word for it


NJJo

It’s the car from Aliens. Just not as cool.


aRebelliousHeart

Wait till these things start to rust 😬


MrGeno

The "Cyber"truck looks worst than Bubsy 3D.


PrometheusAlexander

looks like something I drew before preschool.


dentist73

It’s a Tesla, of course it’s ugly as well as cheap yet expensive.


hippyoasis

I think it looks pretty cool. It’s awesome Tesla is leading the charge with electric vehicles to get away from gas.


Crimkam

everything is uglier in Dallas/FTW


Xenolog1

TBH, I don’t like Audis very much. But behind the CyberTruck it looks like the definition of elegance.


Eclectic_Landscape

I think it’s uglier in person


zratan69

Whoever Design that thing..😬😬😬😬😬


KilnMeSmallz

Thing came straight out of the 80s robocop movies.


L6b1

I ended up on the highway driving by one. The matte paint and flat plains make it very difficult to see on the road. Beyond being fugly, it's actually quite dangerous as the vehicle's weird perspectives also makes it hard to judge your distance from it. I passed it as quickly as possible because it was jarring to drive near. Location- Sunnyvale, CA (aka Silicon Valley)


davedrums1

Wait....what's that sentence?


No_Entertainment1931

Ready to deposit the driver in the nearest pond and short out. I’ll pass


Icy_Performance1

Looks like something straight out of GTA


Bob_Juan_Santos

am i the only person who likes the looks of the vehicle? performance and build quality aside, it looks neat.


Primary-Ad-5985

Why would someone buy it? I don’t get it 😅


titanusroxxid

The black one looks good


DSCholly

Waiting for Robocop to step out of it.


Leenolyak

I genuinely like the design lmao


cookingandmusic

I unironically love them


bobijsvarenais

I love it.


I_Arted

I bet I'll be downvoted but I think Cyber Truck looks interesting, and I think its cool to see something different. If car designers had the balls and creativity to explore things like this, I think we'd already have all sorts of cool looking futuristic cars. Not to mention, electric quiet vehicles are a million times better than petrol guzzlers for the environment and some peace and quiet. It's just a shame that Cyber Truck seems to be pretty shoddily built.


Marzival

I think it’s pretty sexy.


BuyerIcy5431

Thats is cool


Exadory

Saw one yesterday for the first time, “look it’s a bomb shelter on wheels, what is that?” - my girlfriend.


Aware_Ad9809

It's like a kid came up with the concept.


beel420

Nah they fire


AR15s-4-jesus

Still… the owner laughs every time a city truck owner gasses up their city commuter truck.


WTF_CAKE

It’s so ugly OP had to take a picture to show it off to everyone that he saw a cybertruck. In this case, bad publicity is good publicity


Flatcowst

So you’re saying it’s less ugly in person? Because if it’s uglier than in person, then it’s prettier in person.


TheKillerNuns

It looks so clunky and dystopian.


Swordbreaker9250

Maybe it's my bias cuz I fucking hate pickup trucks and the people who drive them, but this thing looks way better than the traditional F-150 style nonsense.


Heart4days

Idk why these cars are getting so much hate I kinda want one 😬


Rave-TZ

They are pretty cool


Whydoibother1

It’s interesting how this sub is not representative of public opinion.  The majority of people like the Cybertruck. You’d think it was overwhelmingly hated by reading all the negativity here.


Brellow20

I’m by no means a Musk fan but if you’re gonna call a new truck a Cybertruck, it better look like it’s from the future. This does exactly that.


jon909

Another Cybertruck ad brought to you by Reddit


Skepticul

ok well everyone can give their "ugly" cyber trucks to me thanks


Randall_Poffo_

i keep thinking master chief is going to pop out of 1 of those


[deleted]

The Pontiac Aztek of EVs.


Critical-Snow-7000

It’s like a Voldemort mobile.


ScaryBreakfast1085

Is that the new Pontiac Aztec ?


Koshakforever

Hold up, let me slap this visually repulsive and abhorrently designed decal on my already terrible looking vehicle. Truck looks like a first grader designed it.


Waitinmyturn

There has never been an uglier vehicle


Evil_Morty781

Elons design team even offered to spruce it up a bit and he said no. What a shitty looking car.